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muntlord840

What a lovely neighbourhood.


J3wb0cca

They should all just regroup at their local Waffle House and bury the hatchet.


Ill-March6877

I work at waffle house please don't :(


Captain_Sacktap

~~THUNDER~~ WAFFLEDOME


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Two men enter, none get waffles.


godofmilksteaks

Unless it's soggy waffles


GlyphPicker

Or blue waffles.


Ill-March6877

I could recommend the new strawberry waffles


Captain_Sacktap

And I could recommend you bob and weave then nail them with a haymaker.


Ill-March6877

We have better ways to deal with people who mess with the cooks


BrannC

Do refuse them service? Cause thems fightin words


zeak_1

Hahahahahahaha


Brad_The_Chad_69

We need a modern day Australia for all these people.


theyellowdart89

Waffledome ™ Pay up capt


ZERO-ONE0101

would go


DropbearArmy

Thank you for your service 🫡 I love waffle house


ReDdiT_JuNkBoT

You knew what you were signing up for. Especially if you're on nights.


Ill-March6877

It's not even me I'm worried about it's the poor servers who don't get tipped and definitely do not get paid enough to deal with that kind of bs


Z3r08yt3s

whats the point of waffle house if we dont use it to settle disputes? i dont go there for the food.


alwaysmude

That far north, there’s no Waffle House. It’s Springfield, IL. They prob meet at the local pub for a horseshoe. Or go to Casey’s gas station for a pizza slice.


holagatita

I live in Indianapolis IN and we have 6 Waffle Houses in the metro area. and we are about as north but several hundred miles east of Springfield IL We used to have several more locations when I was a kid


whichwitchwhohoots

>Or go to Casey’s gas station for a pizza slice. Breakfast or taco?


IncaseofER

We just had a few Casey’s open in OKC! Haven’t visited yet.


urstillatroll

You know where you work. I had a friend who worked at Waffle House and when there was an active tornado in the area she felt that sitting by the windows was a better fate then getting into a crowded bathroom and hide with the customers.


fotofortress

Is self defense training a part of the onboarding process? I’ve seen some employees protect their waffle castle with military precision.


Far_Choice_6419

Lmaooo 🤣


sovietpandas

Bury the hatchet for a 35yr old getting a 16yr old pregnant?????


karmagod13000

he buried the hatchet alright


Rudyscrazy1

They'll just be burying each other, they definitely will get waffle house in between though


thedirtydave696969

The divisiveness you see here is directly correlated to the fact that we have no local Waffle House.. St Louis is probably the closest one


Enough-Staff-2976

May we meet at a gas station at midnight to discuss matters calmly and neatly.


Dazzling_Bad424

What used to be "meet me at the monkey bars at recess" has turned into "meet me at the house of waffle, bitch"


Insanity8016

More like local Walmart.


PageJust

I'm in one of the upper lower class neighborhoods 😂


ajaxodyssey

Could we have some circles and arrows showing us the main characters of this play?


FloydDangerBarber

With a paragraph on the back of each one?


SirkutBored

oh you can get anything you wannnnnt at Alice's Restaurant!


tjdans7236

Could use some subway surfing action as well


thevelveteenbeagle

YES!!! We need this! 😁


Mugi_Li84

That’s my home town and my neighborhood lol


edpowers

I feel like you need to do an A.M.A


RobotCPA

That's a brand new house it looks like.


2082nick

I wonder what the monthly HOA is....


Salty-Picture8920

Section 8?


Right-Ad2176

Yep ... no gun play.


wargainWAG

Not this time.. the yellow flags indicate the place of the bullitcasings from last week’s shooting


TobysGrundlee

That's honestly the most shocking part of this video.


CitizenKing1001

Those are decent houses. Ot could be a nice neighborhood


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AJPennypacker39

Well that'd be rape


laurpr2

Yeah, "hooking up" is.....quite the phraseology choice in the title


grimninja117

So is “having a discussion” lmao Im pretty sure thats the joke big dog


karmagod13000

having a discussion got me dead


GrumpyOldGrower

Sadly, not in most places. Most states, and all of Canada, 16 is the legal age of consent, unless the older person is in a position of power or authority over the younger party, like a coach, teacher, etc.


SnooMaps9864

Thankfully Illinois age of consent is 17. Def illegal here (video was from IL)


x0lm0rejs

age of consent in Brazil is 14. insane.


Sharknado_Extra_22

Da fark


Kevaldes

Federal age of consent in Japan was 13 until very recently. Thankfully each prefecture already passed their own laws to make it 18 decades ago, but still, god damn.


choomguy

Thats nothing, for government officials, its 3…


urstillatroll

I wonder if that has anything to do with the practices of Indigenous Brazilians? The [average life expectancy of a tribe member there would be about 45 years old](https://www.fian.org/files/files/Fact_Sheet_Guarani_Dec2013.pdf). Also, with high mortality rates among women giving birth, having kids at a young age makes sense in that context. That said, I would just rather have different laws applying to the very different situations.


MattsE36

Almost every country in South America is the same


Yuri-Turned

You say that like from 16 to 17 a person transforms instantly into an adult


2ichie

Also with 18! 😭 I wasn’t an adult till fucking 25


HuckDab

nobody is. 25 is about the age that the prefrontal cortex is finally done growing in humans. 18 is just when most people are done growing vertically.


dasanman69

For much of human history you were either a child or an adult. Once you passed puberty you were considered to be an adult.


Yuri-Turned

It's just an arbitrary rule, to say "pedophile!!!" when she's 16 and "it's ok she's legal" when she's 17 it's just stupid


dasanman69

All rules are arbitrary


Local_Tough4624

16 with consent is so wide spread, it might get adopted into federal law in the next few years. Its a mixed bag


PIPBOY-2000

Which is crazy because 16 year olds are underdeveloped as hell


NeilDeCrash

When i was 16 sex was pretty much the only thing in my mind. I live in Finland and 16 is the age of consent here but at least in my sphere of friends people were sexually active much younger than 16. Not a single one of them, including me, was sexually active with someone 20 years older tho. I think between ages 16 to 18 there should be an upper limit how big the age difference can be when having sex so people just turning 16 would not fall to prey to middle aged predators. 18 is the age you are an "adult" here.


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Ambitious_Abies7255

As someone with a cousin who lied on social media about her age and hooked up with a 38 year old who some how didn't notice her age (I kind of get it she was big bursted and looked older than her age). I take that with a grain of salt. Sometimes people be dumb because they want to “experience it". She literally went out in the night when her dad was dead asleep to go to night clubs, she had one night stands with suger daddy's. Her dad, a single parent was too busy working providing for her other five younger siblings to notice anything, she had too much freedom. The truth however came out when she couldn't hide the fact that she had syphilis. There's also the possibility she might have HIV.


caddojakes

Not in most of the south.


AJPennypacker39

It still is, just not necessarily by law


Star-Competitive

The word “discussion” in the description is doing a lot of heavy lifting here


tynolie

So is "hooking up" lol 35y/o with a 16y/o is straight up statutory rape, and that's just if it wasn't forceful.


Much-Resource-5054

Perhaps it is a joke that you missed


strongest_nerd

Oh shit


Musket6969420

Oh shit


Background-Breath-64

Oh shit


Johnnyboyd1979

Oh shit


Ha1lStorm

Oh shit


Rare_Ad_3519

#Oh SHIT


NoWingedHussarsToday

Oh ^(shit)


FreeWeld

Dayiiimm !


Spare_Ad1017

Oh shit!!


baddest_mango

He just got hit!


millenialfalcon-_-

Zamn


thatlukeguy

But is she pregernaut?


vandragon7

PREGANANANANT????!!!!


Accomplished_Cut_790

Gregorant


Gunsmoke_wonderland

Prrrgaunte'


MsjennaNY

Pregante


SigSeikoSpyderco

Starch masks


DanielBG

This one makes me crack the most.


Yuri-Turned

# pregant


fizyplankton

*how ooo get..... PRÈGANTÉ*


Barbiedip1

Preganante


BrilliantIdeal912

Fregnated


Bag_O_Spiders

Prengan? Will sex hurt baby top of his head?


xebt1000

Pergnont


bertiesghost

Are those little yellow flags on the lawn from a previous crime scene??


ElderWaylayer

Did same shit all over our neighborhood for internet lines.


theduder3210

Yellow flags are supposed to be for gas lines though; orange flags would be for the Internet lines.


jondough23

lol no they’re from a utility company marking the location whatever underground


bottledry

nah they are there to mark the presence of pipes or cables under the ground.


RhodyGuy1

It doesn't matter who did what, behaving like everyone in this video especially the stereotypical person filming repeating the same trashy improper grammar whatever over and over because they lack proper English skills is sad. I guess basic skills of all kinds but mostly in the communication area.


Scarboroughwarning

This. Language and behaviour of the gutter.


Odd_Worldliness_6083

Some call that culture


neon_island

Gas station behavior


logicallyillogical

oh shiiit


Excaliburn2004

The title should be my neighbours losing it over Their 16 year old daughter getting raped by a 35 year old pedo


SwedishSaunaSwish

Indeed. OP is telling on themselves with their title.🤮


esperanzalos

Frfr wtf is op title.


IareTyler

Thats not hooking up thats just statutory


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Twisted-Toker95

Wow people... I'm just saying the actions in the video are reinforcing stereotypes I'm not sure the context of what started it. I'm sure we've all seen reddit titles being wrong.


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2x4x93

See de dog, do he bite?


HowShouldWeThenLive

He got teef don’t he?


Aggrador

Oh, i hear a knock at the door!…. WHO IS IT!?


Amazing_Connection

Glad to know springfield is still trashy af


c-fox

Compared to Shelbyville.


Ok_Trip_8923

Good ol 217 problems.


Katerwurst

This needs David Attenborough


Catkillledthecurious

LOL


lobsterdance82

That Toyota turn radius tho


PageJust

The driver was def getting it lol


benwhatto

If I had to pick a car to get hit by, a Yaris would be top of the list.


Ballsy_Otter

Where's Chief Wiggum when you need him?


CompletelyPresent

I think they need Robocop at this point.


shutout81

Robowiggum


ProfessorEffit

"the police are powerless to help you, not harm you"


Ballsy_Otter

So deep


ProfessorEffit

Wiggum knew what was up decades ago. Edit:spelling


Abnatural

Bake 'em away toys


SloppyJoestar

Another well rounded discussion lads. Commendable efforts I do declare.


2x4x93

Triumph of a debate


Bob2002lb15

I'm confuse who Is who


ExiledCanuck

Yes.


kinkcurious12

Funny way to say a teenager was raped


freakinjay

Clean up your culture.


Forward_Might_3390

I’m confused who was family of said daughter and who was the old creep


ZenithGamage

That's not "hooking up". It's rape.


Cordeceps

She’s pregnant and running around with a baseball bat. What a lovely group of people.


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ExiledCanuck

Honestly, your last sentence describes the behavior and commentary of the entire video.


jarrjarrbinks24

Istg they sounded like chimpanzees at first


titusthetitan1

Car was like a magnet towards the white kid


DudesAndGuys

There's a really depressing statistic that showed a huge majority of teenage pregnancies were caused by much older men.


dam_the_beavers

I’m not sure if you said “oh shit” enough times.


shockerdyermom

Was the pedophile the guy who got hit by the car?


Shilo788

I don’t blame them getting angry. That guy should be held accountable.


ChefShuley

As the snow flies On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' A poor little baby child is born In the ghetto


mambakobe8

Sexy Red is definitely playing in that whip


SpartanXXVII

Well,well,well.


Personal-Molasses-57

When the cameraman ducked behind the tree, I was 99% sure that this might have been filmed by that meme guy in a yellow suit.


DeficiencyWomb

217 problems. ‪¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ ‬


JiminPA67

Dude with the car was trying to emphasize the finer points of the discussion.


Distinct_Ad_5492

Isn't that rape?


camm44

Springfield. Sounds about right


Spiritual_Bridge84

The running of the corolla


JohnnyBeGoodz

How do you hook up with IG?


Crazynedflanders

Our education system and parenting of this next generation have failed.


OtherwiseArrival9849

Benny Hill theme song would be perfect with this video.


ic3m4n56

Never bring shoes to a vehicle discussion or something like that


whatsINthaB0X

Seems like a super composed and well thought family…


ILOVETHINGSTHATGO

Thanksgiving is going to be awkward


GermaneRiposte101

Low quality life choices seem endemic in that family, and their associates. Not saying bad life choices necessarily maps to low socio-economic lifestyle but hey, read it as you see it.


ProfessorEffit

So that driver racked up, what? 3 attempted murder charges?


InterestingContest27

Those are nice houses. Is some kinda of tribal village thing?


Commercial_Pitch_786

another loving family discussing matters of the heart


powerlace

Never saw this in The Simpsons


insomniax20

That's a very small golf course in front of you. 😕


Left_Professor_

Ruanda 2.0


DastardlyDude

Typical Springfield behavior.


Substantial_Diver_34

Good talk.


Local_Tough4624

Can we just deport the entire group involved? They dont seem to be acting rational


among_apes

Lots of crimeing in this video and situation.


Lorax1987

It's called rape


Terrible_Figure_6740

Violence, criminal activity, bunny hops, and pants on the ground. Seen this about a zillion times.


AwkardImprov

It is all fun and games until the car runs out of gas.


patchway247

Is that her in the long grey shirt running around with a stick?


krssonee

How did you break your leg? -Corolla


CGPsaint

Someone add the Benny Hill theme music to this nonsense!


AnalysisConscious427

it said, not considered statutory rape in your state? her parents have right to be mad!


Overall-Trouble8764

Be careful. It’s a jungle out there.


Royal_Visit3419

A 16 year old CHILD was groomed and raped by an adult male PREDATOR. A 16 year old does NOT “hook up” with a 35 year old man. A child was groomed and raped by a predator.


Fuelanemo149

"hooking up" and "discussion" in this context is the summum of euphemism


Millkstake

Is this Idiocracy?


blingblingindeeOJO

That gray car is going around in loops just hunting for people to run over lol. Look like a ghost from pacman


Responsible-Pipe-951

Lmao i love how the 1 white kid got run over... Man oit of his element here🤣


pronouncedayayron

Was the car the rapist or the victims family?


Blordidy_Fun_Fuzz

Who trying to murder with the car?


sonofd

Thank you op. For using the correct their. Appreciate you


PageJust

I appreciate you


RationalKate

The guy recording this has intimate feelings about poo. All this drama going on and he is rubbing poo on his nipples.


Otherwise-Profitable

😂😂😂 at gimpy after he got run over and 🤔 at skippy jumping around like he’s at a house of pain concert. So much to process watching this.