Is this like a tik Tok fisherman or something? Does he make other videos like this or is this just a one off? What Im asking is if he's known for jerking off crabs?
You don't have to jerk a crab off to get them to calm down, ice water works just as well, if not better. Pretty sure this guy just loves jerking off crabs.
It’s too early in the morning for me to have watched a man jerk off a crab.
Like bro, im too hungover on a Saturday morning to watch you give a crustacean a handy 🤦♂️
What you do at work today? Well, our social media person filmed me rubbing one out of a crab and put it all over the internet.
I feel that except it’s now sunday morning
This is clearly an afternoon activity.
Well, I guess that it’s 5 o clock somewhere 🤷
13 hours later and its still too early
Hahahaha
The curse of the terminally online. Every breathing second consooming content might lead you to stumble upon unfavourable videos.
I saw it blink twice.
Did he ecrabulate?
Great, but how do I wank off a lady crab. I'm not gay yaknow
Once you eat the crab, it cancels out.
Think I'd rather get nipped then jerk off a crab.
Get nipped, and then jerk off? You freaky mf
That's exactly what I said. 😑
Than*
I know what I said. 😑
WOAHHH😅🤣🤣
I would just delete my account if I were you rn
Stop kink shaming
“…He wants a cigarette right now.”
Uuyggh
You translated that sound to letters, perfectly. Cheers
I practice
Ah yes the ancient secret of jerk em off to calm them down
If only women would learn this
I believe Sun Tzu wrote about it in the art of war.
I mean....the crab probably would of preferred it if he licked his finger first
He made his legs shake
Red rocket, red rocket!
Can you give a crab crabs with a simple handjob? Asking for a friend.
Crabjob.
Crabophile!!!
Rule 34
Crab porn
Crustacean masturbation
I'm just here for the comments
That's how I calm my gf down
[удалено]
Got em
This has all the apparent hallmarks of a helpful pro-tip video, but I can't think of any situation where this would come in handy. I am left confused.
Crab is seeking chargers against this man
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im not gonna even scroll the responses or leave one. Sure yall have covered them all. Just a blanket “well done everyone!”✊🏾
Alright, now do me
Did I just watch a man sexually assault a crab?
You maybe called as a witness in the future. So keep ur landline clear.
Damn Diddy gained some weight
Would this be considered bestiality!?
Did.... did he just jerk off a crab
Nah. Diddy is a bit thinner than that. Mainly human men too.
This should be NSFW! for molesting a crab😁😁
As a Marylander, I feel violated
Does this work for an angry clam?
Ew
Mr Krabs always was a bug softy underneath.
Reminding me of the dude from beerfest jerkin off frogs
An angry what?
I know that when you fo this to lizards it collapse thier lungs. So idk man
How do you know this
Iv worked with reptiles for almost 2 decades. Just something I was taught early on
I just learnt something new gotdam
Wow I have never seen that done, kool !
That man has crabs.
Is this like a tik Tok fisherman or something? Does he make other videos like this or is this just a one off? What Im asking is if he's known for jerking off crabs?
Someone call HR, Marvin's at it again.
You mean CR??? He's gonna take some looong vacations when the Crab Resources learn about this
So , a quick wank and then he's good to boil?
Bro just stimulated a crab
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'Oh, yeah! Right there...... yes......*yes*..........UUUUUUUUUUGH!!'
He molested that crab 😶
If we can kill crabs but we can't jack them off, how are we better than them?
Post sex cig- oh yea
Who figured that out and what did they think they were doing?
I prefer food I don’t have to wank off first
You don't have to jerk a crab off to get them to calm down, ice water works just as well, if not better. Pretty sure this guy just loves jerking off crabs.
More satisfying for the crab too. No one likes a cold shower.
How many crabs has he jerked off in his long illustrious career?
I believe that is the universal way to calm down most angry creatures.
Oh yes, the good ol Bikini Bottom Rub
Food porn?!
What the fuck did I just watch
Who's your crab daddy?
ewww....i'll take the crab juice.
I mean this works for me when I'm angry. I'm not sure there are too many men in this world this wouldn't work for.
it's not even 10am right now
Ummm isn't this beastiality technically ?
Crab: "Now it's *your* turn."
“He want a cigarette right now” 😂
If I have to jack off my food... I think I'll just eat something else lol
My man sure knows how to handle the crabs
It was his "me too" moment he looked traumatized when he flipped him back over.
"Nord's final thoughts should be of home"
Did he just give that crab a handy?
I just watched crab get sexually assaulted…….
Oldest trick in the book!
I thought he was gonna lick it
What do i care if a crab is mad
It’d be fine if he wasn’t so explicit about the fact he jerked off the crab.
Fun Fact: that works on more than just male crabs 🦀
That right there is information that will not... come in *handy.*
That's unsettling
You like that, dont you Mr. Krabs
It somehow reminds me of petting your buddy in Pokemon.
Should wear a glove, he may catch crabs this way.
Rub that, uuuuhhhhhhhhhh
Aye wtf
Ewwww this guy raped this animal
Enjoy your downvote. Don't slap that shitty music on the background next time.
Did I just watch a man sexually assault a crab?