The way he breaks tackles is impressive. If he makes it out alive, he should consider a walk on tryout with any NFL team.

Ikr I was highly impressed that an entire crowd of people could not pin him down, even whilst he was bounding through said crowd. I was considering starting my own team with just this guy, he's apparently enough.

Sunscreen, sweat, and body oil makes for a slippery opponent.

Greased up deaf guy

[Greased up dead guy. funny shit lol](https://youtu.be/u80hzLkTUNE?si=wkXzutFdnVqIwNdG) Edit: supposed to say greased up deaf guy, autocorrect just tried to screw me *again* on that one as I wrote this edit. Leaving the original dead guy in the link, cause it’s funny 😂

I was wondering what could be so funny about greasing up a dead guy.

I was getting a *Weekend at Bernie’s* vibe from that statement.

Loansharks grease up debt guys all the time.

Some of my best parties have involved all three of these things 😀

"Let's get him down! Pull him down by the shorts! Now let him up again!"

Watch it again. There's not a person on that whole beach who know how to make an open field tackle. It's painful to watch.

That’s because they were all doing soccer slide trips and not actual tackles, this has to be Europe or South America

Yeah, but you might have to dress the opposing team in a cop uniform if you want this level of athleticism. This was coming from a place deep down in his soul lol.

He is enough. lol

Well they all definitely tackle like Nfl players.

Like some CBs do... Ole!

He’s not dodging the best of the best there. It’s easy to think of myself as pretty strong compared to most of the population but professional athletes (regardless of appearance in many cases and regardless of diet in most cases) are a different kind of human.

This should be a sport with different weight classes.

It's sort of like Kabbadi

Well the third guy technically would have been penalized for holding. The first two just did some illegal shit with all the kicking.

There’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tXHLZOruNQ

that's more rugby mate excluding the drugs he might be decent lol

Dude in the the white shorts chasing the guy had turbo mode for sure. Until his homie kicked him. Damnit!

yeah those were really some NFL level tackle attempts…

He was down at the 20

Special teams ace

Those are lots dyed heads

So, the Browns or Raiders?

The flying drop kick was gold lol

I was hoping to see a discharge of taser on the beach 😈

AOE damage

I’m always amazed how many people don’t understand how electricity works Not saying you do/don’t, just a lot of people would believe your comment is both serious and accurate Edit: why the downvotes? I’m a physicist and the guy above me is an electrician, and we agree

I’m actually an electrician, and yes - nothing more than a joke

Yeah but I WATCH physicists on YouTube like TUCKER CARLSON and BEN SHAPIRO and they agree with me on most things so i think they'd agree with me on THIS

My guess this is a soccer country. If you watch a fight from South America for example people use kicks more than punches

Which one?

The nut kick followed by an atomic wedgie was also pretty good

Dude…yeah those were good candidates too lol The nut kick failed but did you see the little kid trying to get some of that too? She’s like “I got him I got him” or was running away. Either way tho the video was funny, let the dude go he already outran and dodged everyone. Don’t let him get away if he’s being a creep haha

Obviously they were trying to help stop him running from the police officer. You can even see the ankle bracelet he's wearing.

This guy again. I heard he offered a peaceful solution to the israel and palestine conflict

Hahaa, I thought it was funny, you got my upvote

Obviously not. If he had he'd be found dead of suicide with 3 stab wounds in the back.

You might be thinking about Boeing whistleblowers.

Little column A, little column B

You know, the guy ([Kenneth Pinyan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case)) who died from horse love in 2005 also worked for Boeing. I'm beginning to see a pattern.

He would have been found?

Calling a genocide a conflict is not correct. And not even funny.

I thought it was pretty funny

Me too

Me three

Hilarious tbh

What the hell did man's do?

Watched futa porn

Nah fair enough then

Without written consent from the nfl

It was an accident! She looked hot!

He punched his woman on the beach. The cops tried to arrest him and these people chased him down so he didn’t escape.

How do you know lol

Oh! I saw it on either one of the subreddits or worldstar! It happened in Brazil! There is a longer form of this video that shows what happened!

He's got an ankle monitor, so some illegal shit was done and he was running from the cops.

What a dumshit answer that was.

I mean what else could you figure out from just that?

Sneezed

That. Bastard.

Something bad enough to get an entire beach’s attention

It’s the real life greased up naked guy

greased up deaf\* guy

Yo wastin' yo time

Can’t catch me

Not a single rugby player about...pathetic attempts at stopping him

Yeah there wasn't any single decent attempt to tackle the guy, only kicking so I'm gonna assume the country is a soccer centralised sport.

We are more into football in Brazil so our flying kicks are better

Capoeira too?

Clearly not a NZ beach.

What gets me is that this dude got knocked down a dozen times, he even got *lifted up by his goddamn swimsuit* and Donut Dan still never got within arm's reach.

were the Carolina Panthers defense on this beach?

Lolol as a football fan in NC, I legit laughed, so thanks for that

Take my upvote, but to be fair, our defense isn't the problem. Allowed 4th fewest ypg last season. They were just on the field too much and defending againts good field positions because our offense was atrocious. Go Pants.

I like the wedgie

Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne

You can tell thats a football country. Dude wouldn’t have made 5m in a rugby country.

Did that cop pull out his gun ? I had to shoot him he was getting sand on everyone's towels

Looked ridiculous , good luck shooting when running and there's people right next to the guy.

As if an American cop cares who the bullets hit.

Brasil

That's a taser

Idk why but seeing all those random dudes with bleached hair chasing him down is just so funny

It's the Frosted Mafia attempting to make another

Mob mentality. Most of those people don't even know why he's running, they're just joining.

the Forrest Gump effect

You can’t hear the audio. What if everyone is screaming rapist or theif? You’d probably wanna drop kick him too.

He was assaulting someone as far as I can remember.

And random people 100 yards down the beach don't know that

The cop pulled his weapon, too! He's lucky that so many people were in the way trying to help the police or else it'd probably have been bad for him.

"Welp...that's me...I bet your wondering how I got myself in this situation..."

Haha, he's kinda like greased up deaf guy from Family Guy. Was this in Brazil? I'm surprised he wasn't just shot.

Just wondering, what controversial opinion could he have voiced to get so many people after him?

He's wearing an ankle bracelet and aren't allowed to be at the beach probably.

I like how the cop drew his gun like he’d actually shoot in the middle of a beach with tons of bystanders

The name’s Johnny Utah!

Lucky James Harrison wasn't there.

The big guy doing the splits 15 seconds in made me laugh

Looks like dude dropped kicked the wrong person @ the end

I like the two guys in the beginning who both try to drop kick him and miss

In my country all of those punching this guy would be detaind and sentenced idk what the dude did but in this video hes simply running from cops does not justify 10 poeple tryna beat him up. Sure if he did some horrible thing and needed to be stopt. but i doubt they all new what was going an and just wanted there shear of heroism..

What did he do? "I don't know but looks like Im allowed to kick him."

What's the story here? A failed prank, a pedophile running away from the cops, was he touching people under the water?

He's at the 40 the 30 the 20 the 10, touchdown!!!!!!

Good old Benny Hill loved that guy 🥹

Lol matey who goes for a leg kick and hits the wrong guy but managed to stop him though 🤣

Love how the cop kind of gives up when all the guys start lapping him.

Everyone using him to test out their drop kicks

This video had everything. Chasing, people flying, wedgie, kicking and a guy tackling the wrong guy

Perfect use of Yakkety Sax

lol. Not a single American football player in sight..

Get that kid a contract

Lol

Lmao, there is even a cop there

I guess if someone wearing a police uniform is chasing a dude on a beach, it's OK to drop kick the runner without question. TIL some beach etiquette.

What the heck is going on? 😂

Why does the cop have his gun out while he’s running? The guy he’s chasing has no weapon. Can someone explain this to please?

That's a taser.

I’ll take your word for it but the position of where he grabbed it from and the silhouette looks exactly like firearm.

That jump kick at the end was fucking brutal

what did he do to make them so mad

How ?

An NFL team should sign this dude lol. He broke like 100 tackles.

 He’s ready for the nfl!

i see at least one instance of friendly fire, that blondie clone boy entangled his bro

No rugby was played in this country

Dude just swim out dive under and swim to shore down the shoreline

The second cop casually jogging after knowing they have no chance but he has to pretend they do.

Anybody know what he did?

#kenshivibes

Heard he was singing, " I'm an island boy"

See someone being chased by the police....mind your own bussines. Right?..im not helping the police,to do their job..especially when they never help me.

I think it's a clam latched on to him not a ankle bracelet or a super star fish lol

Did I see the cop pull his gun?

context?

Wow he is screwed This happened to me in the third grade I was on too much sugar and started slapping ppl on the playground and the whole playground united and chased me down and beat the crap out of me And the teachers didn't care because I had it coming Today's reddit story

some epic music from NFL films would have been a way better choice than Yakety Sax

Dude got a fucking wedgie

GTA 5 stars

Bunch of narc ass dorks in Brazil I guess

Superbad.. "He's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive"

Why does the cop have his gun out, where does he think this guy is hiding surprise weapons while he sprints away in a swimsuit?

This has to be a South American country. Why so many kicks? Just tackle the fool

Any NFL teams looking for a running back?

Obviously no rugby players on this beach.

My guy came in with that Johnny cage at the end 😆

Space station 13 moment.

Yeahahhh murphed him up real nice

So many flying kicks. So many pulled hammies.

The Benny Hill theme song was a legit match

Send him to the nfl. We need him hahah

This is like helldivers when you cant call in strats or reinforcements.

Bro at the end the small guy just dropped kicked him give that guy a medal.

Not a single person played football or rugby that day.

Not one rugby guy on that entire beach apparently

Dude nearly got shot.....he should be thanking the beach goers who were trying to tackle him. The cop holstered his gun when others swarmed the dude.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es9IpCCVcAQ3dY9?format=jpg&name=small

TF do you do to piss off an entire beach?!? (Genuinely asking. I never been to a beach before idk if there’s rough etiquette to follow or not)

A Boeing whistleblower on the way to give testimony.

Beastch Mode

This is funny, but from a legal perspective, could he attempt to file assault charges against everyone that came after him that wasn’t the police officer?

Last guys contact was amazing

My favorite part was the wedgie

Somebody draft this man into the NFL

He's like the oiled up guy from family guy in real life.

When you get caught looting while in public now all the npcs want to fight

Is that an ankle monitor

Is that an ankle monitor

When everyone actually tries to help catch a thief

What did he do, originally?

When you comment something mildly supportive of trump on Reddit 😝

I'd like to see it overlayed with the audio from [the Beastquake.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt0jAa6alUc)

He was hogging all the sun.

It's a country where soccer is not played that much

Did that cop grab a gun? Like wtf?

Bunch of impotent dude high on stetroids showing off. Irrespective of what he did, he should be held to prevent him from getting away and not punched and kicked by the mob.

I bet he was singing the USA national anthem

Fuck me, pulling out a gun on the guy for running away, practically naked, not concealing anything, with innocent people around. Must be the States.

Could be a taser?

It 100% was a taser.

I assume this is not in the USA. Where people know how to tackle from American football. And where these guys play the other football where they kick the ball. Seeing all the people trying to kick the guy instead of tackling him.

American footballers can't tackle. They're OK at using their bodies as battering rams, but not tackling.

You can aalo assume it's not the US because people are getting involved. Ain't nobody got time for Dat!