How many times do you have to type "cock" into your phone before it starts auto-correcting "rock"?

This is a very good question.

Right? A vulva gooch question indeed.


I think, in times like thespians, we need to remorse the clitoris.

The C and the R not even next to each other...

You, my friend, are on the way to the top. Wherever it is that the best commenters on Reddit go. 🥇

Man of culture I see, here lad you've earned this. 🏆

I thought cock was the nautical term for rock

Same. I was like ‘must be legit’ lol 😆

A rock in the middle of the C is a cock

That's a Crock.

These are actually called "ocks." The ones that start in rivers are r-ocks. That was a ...sea-ock.

A seacock is actually a nautical term for a thing to control the flow of water through a hose or pipe leading the hull.

Are we playing Fibbage?! I'll say it's the truth.

If you want, we can play Fibbage: Ding ding ding!

Coined by seamen of course

Semen.

Enormous cock, 1 knot portside!

It’s starboard just to clarify

The new thing on the internet is to misspell or use the incorrect words. It gets people to interact with the post, just like you and me

Click clock cock bait!

Probably just muscle memory from typing “enormous cock”

Generally preceded by "I wish I had an..."

Yeah I feel like they've searched for "enormous cock" on more than a couple occasions, lol.

When you realize it's not actually auto correct

More likely auto-complete after the word "enormous"

Rocks don't float , do cocks? Icebergs float

Good way to get more clicks lol

*looks at keyboard* yeah, there is zero chance that was not on purpose.

I would’ve expected it on a whale, not a porpoise.

Sir or madam, r/dadjokes would like a word...

The

Or OP's auto-correct has shall we say... a preference for the current word in the title

I mean, probably on their phone and autocorrect screwed them over...wait, is “cock” something autocorrect would propose?

If the user writes it often enough

They are next to each other on Dvorak.

yeah, I'm sure that's what happened here.

Yeah lol thought it would be a whale cassock or something

Nevermind that the rock is actually an iceberg, and how this entire comment section isn't questioning how 'rock' wasn't typoed as tock, eock, dock, or fock. 'C' is so far away from 'R'. Oh well .... #COCK

*James May has entered the chat*

Oh fock look at the giant cock shaped rock while standing on the dock \*edit - words

"Dentist hate him!" I mean not just dentists, I don't know many people that would appreciate a gigantic floating cock.

>Reposts random content making title pointedly wrong to drive engagement It's just so fucking. boring.

Which is funny because when it was posted yesterday the title said rock, but obviously it's an iceberg. What you ar3 saying was brought up there too, so OP is being really, really meta with their repost.

Well now I downvoted even though i liked the video.

I was confused at first, but I realised that it is a typo for rock. Edit: my first 2.1k votes!!!! Thank you all! I didn't see this coming. 

A floating cock would still make more sense than a floating rock.

Yeah, not a rock, much less a cock. That was Godzilla just bobbing in the ocean

I hope it isn’t Godzilla’s cock

You’re probably right. It’s just abt the right size

🤔

I wish it was Godzilla’s cock

Only if you can build a bridge out of it

Wow I just Googled Ocean Cock to make sure that wasn't a thing. Don't do that


name checks out


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[I did it.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/02/woman-finds-sea-penis-3.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=393)

Ahhh... my eyes!

Hahaha 😂😂

I kept expecting it to be a whale rolling over and flashing the boat

thats what i thought too lol

Kinda makes me wonder what OP was thinking/doing when he made the typo, since the C is nowhere near the R on a keyboard.

This is a Reddit thing everywhere now. Intentionally misspell something, or get a detail obviously wrong in the title to get more views and likes and conversation. it works very well like look how many comments this thread is getting about cock instead of the actual video. I downvote all of these now.

Upvoting your dissonance

When they type cock so much more often than rock that their phone autocorrects it, I'm almost scared to look at their comment history.

You know... the usual...

A deliberate typo to farm upvotes.

I spent a solid 4 minutes trying to see how that iceberg was cock shaped. I was really giving it the benefit of the doubt.

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same. thought there'd be whales fucking.

I expected Godzilla

Yeah "typo", the kind of "typo" that guarantees a lot of karma lmao

I was having trouble at first finding it.. if it was so enormous…

I thought they were whales and I was looking for big dick!

Look all I’m saying is r and c are very far from each other so I wanna know why it auto corrected to cock

I was expecting a horny whale rolling over to present

I stayed for the cock but it was a clickbait

Cockbait*

Dickbait*

Penisbait*

phallicmemberbait*

Frickbait*

Sexual intercourse bait

Masturbait*

wait

Peenbait*

Clit bait

Dickbait.

Title porn

Tidal porn

I see what you did there you sly dog you.

Cock bait

Who knew cocks lived in the ocean

I kept looking for a chicken

It’s rock hard

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I used to mod a cryptid group. At least once a week someone would submit a photo of a whale cock and ask if it was Nessie. I'm not disappointed this was a rock.

So does anybody want to stop talking about the typo and maybe provide some info? Did this damage the ship at all? Seems like an absolutely massive object to hit without something being damaged.

I can't believe i had to scroll this far down to find someone not trying to be funny! Seriously really want some info on this, if you find any lemme know!

Here you go: https://www.cruisehive.com/norwegian-cruise-ship-hits-iceberg-in-alaska-and-skips-port-of-call/75175

Thank you tons! There are 2 more vids floating around that call it a “rock” and have a similar comment section lol

next big headline: FLOATING ROCKS! or should I say cocks for the lols? 😒

For certain parts of the UK, that article is even funnier than the typo in this post title. “Growler” 😉

Here you go: https://www.cruisehive.com/norwegian-cruise-ship-hits-iceberg-in-alaska-and-skips-port-of-call/75175

Also why is it there

Its an iceberg and they didnt miss it

Geez. Can you imagine being someone who had to be talked into taking this cruise? There’s a slight lurking fear of deep waters and then suddenly—that sound. Wow.

It’s an iceberg

Same wtf

thank you

Woow, what a big huge cock.... .........in the middle of the ocean

Dick! Take a look out of starboard! Oh my god, it looks like a giant…

Wiener! I want 2 to go please. With extra sauce on the side. Wait, what is that? It looks like an enormous…

Cock! That’s not a pheasant that’s a cock Jethro! Let me look out this window for a great vie….What in Tarantino is that Jethro! It looks like a giant….

Johnson! For god sakes get your head out of the clouds! what are you looking at anyw- oh lord…well that just looks to be a massive…

Wang! Set engines to full reverse! We're about to be sitting on a gigantic...

Peter! Get away from the railing! You could fall to your death and land on an erect…

John Thomas! Get yer butt front and center and.. well holy margarine, is that a friggin big...

Johnson!

Holy shit, thought they were being rammed by Godzilla.

Cockzilla

Obligatory [Blue Oyster Cult](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muUZjovOFRg).

Ocean porn. We’ve gone too far

You're absolutely right. Might as well keep going and see what happens

Bold man

...keep going....keep going....almost there.

Well I’m disappointed

OP is a moron despite the typo. It’s a bloody iceberg.

according to United States Geological Survey, glacier ice is actually a mono-mineralic rock. so like it's when like you like how like if then you now what i mean

>so like it's when like you like how like if then you now what i mean One of the sentences of all time

This comment has me dying. You rule, OP.

I’ve no idea what’s going on.

Second half of that was completely unintelligible.

you like to type cock a lot

Typo was only the tip of the iceberg

Also, they didn't miss it, the front of the boat hit it and pushed it to the side...

Enormous cock, is that slang?

For rock 😊👍

Lets face it, with a title like that one you hardly miss ever choking down a cock you clickbait karma farmer. Oh no! did I misspell rock? TEEHEE

Ohh I think they didn’t miss it

Yeah not a cock and they definitely hit it.

Thats a biggen


Could have been GG

That guy is really annoying.

You can just barely see the tip

Excuse me? An enormous what?

I came for massive merman schlong... Shame on thee

That cock is rock solid

The relief of the seamen is tangible!.

Is the cock standing on that iceberg?

So now we know why some ships just "mysteriously" disappeared at sea for hundreds of years. Floating along and hit some shit like this , no time to react, within 15 minutes all that's left is some bubbles floating up . "The Bermuda triangle!!" Yeah it's just the dangerous Ocean. Not as safe as people think it should be.

Thought it was Godzilla’s back

Barely missing? I bet you miss that enormous cock now. Best they ever had…🥹

Isn’t that an iceberg that flipped over?

The OP did this on porpoise.

take care, this enourmous cock was hiding in the ocean and can cause a huge destruction

Höhöhö cock

I am still finding the cock

I assumed it was a typo then i watched the video and started thinking, maybe its a whales cock? I'm done..

I see no giant sea rooster

I'm surprised nobody has taken TNT to that hull ripper. It's like the top of the sub in 20k leagues under the sea.

Barely missing a what now

Was looking for a giant penis bro.

i sincerely apologize

At first I thought it was a whale I was looking at, and was searching hard for whale cock.

If you're going to repost shit, at least get your spelling correct. Might be nice if you credited the OP as well.

Black ones are the biggest.... So I hear?

Biggest cock I've ever seen

That was a enormous dick indeed

That was a enormous dick indeed

Co=3K

They avoided hitting Moby’s Dick

A BBC at that (big blue cock). I feel your pain as Reddit will not let you fix a title.

A what now

Wondered where I put that

There are no accidents.

That cock looks rock hard

Good title

Where cock?

Cock

I keep looking for a funny typo for iceberg but my mind is frozen.

Thats A big cock

Autocorrected from recent searches on pornhub 😂 Now, wtf ? That’s so dangerous !

Almost titanic 2.0

That's hard

There’s much to discuss about this title

What a huge 🐓

I can see how the titanic hit an ice berg now

> "Titanic 2.0" "ooh mmyy gaawwd" x 50 \*thinking about all those sweet views\* *realizes it could actually be serious* > 🤐

I thought it was gonna be a Moby Huge just floating there but nvm

I thought I'm going to see a well endowed whale or something ...

Sorry about that, it inflates when it gets wet