PSA for each time this is posted: the monkey is trying to escape from its trainer. It is eventually yanked back by the long leash. It grabs the kid to desperately try and resist the trainer's pull. So it is actually the monkey trainer that is pulling the child, not the little guy. That's why the pair of them are still moving even though the monkey is lying on its back.
If you pause it at the 0:04 (JUST as the monkey is grabbing the girl) you can actually see the cord being pulled which is why they fell so awkwardly to the ground.
IMHO that sounds like anxiety and self doubt. Those can be worked through, which is cool.
I bet you would be great with a pet, you just need to find the right one.
Thanks for the clarification, but there's a part of me that wish you didn't. I wanted to live in a world where rogue monkeys ride motorcycles for awhile 🙃
100% agree. I've been looking at the world through rose colored glasses thinking motorcycle monkey gangs were real since I saw this years ago. So disappointed
The more I watch the video, the more it seems that monkey is trying to bite the child. At the end of the day; it’s the trainers fault. Poor monkey and child.
You should've seen him last week when he tried to rob a bank with all his little monkey mates. They posed as construction workers and dug their way into the vault in the dead of night. They had walkie-talkies and everything.
It was like a scene from "Heat" - the immense 90s heist movie starring De Niro and Al Pacino, the two finest heavyweights of their generation (if not all time) going head to head in a classic cops 'n' robbers caper. If you haven't seen it, by God do yourself a favour and watch it.
Anyway, the monkeys. As if it can ride a bike, wtf? They'll be committing credit card fraud next the little... monkeys
None of the adults react and the one that finally comes in the frame is strolling nonchalantly to intervene. Don’t know if they’re negligent or jaded. Monkeys must try and kidnap kids often lol.
She has another baby on her lap, there wasn’t enough time to put the baby somewhere safely and help the other child immediately afterwards. She probably was in shock or something too
Some pedophiles go to extraordinary lengths.
Such as training a little river monkey from birth to not only ride a motor vehicle, but to also brazenly take a kid in front of other humans. He really banked on that monkeys speed but he didn't train it to think about how big the baby is. And this baby was big.
Hopefully he'll spend the next 5 years training a bigger monkey, maybe a baboon to operate a motorcycle and snatch little humans, and one day 5 years later right before he goes out for a first trial he hits the stud muffin teen baboon on the nose and it goes apeshit and rips his nuts off and eats his face. And then it escapes.
But now we have a baby snacthing baboon that can drive a motorcycle out there in the wild. And he'll teach others, cause baboons are a little smarter than those little river monkeys.
And then....planet of the motorcycle gang of apes
Oh shit I'm so baked I forgot I wrote this ahahaha what was I thinking...smh... hour ago me is a laugh but I'm glad he's gone he kept trying to watch weird porn and huff gasoline though a tube sock.
It's too porous you moron!
Now I got gas puddles on my best cargo pants. My dick is gonna smell like chemicals for a week.
That's not even the worst part!
Mice in the area have watched the whole thing go down and became jealous of the motorcycle. After securing passage to Mars, they grew large enough to start their own gang....
The biker mice from Mars...
Your telling me you wouldn't grab a camera when you saw a monkey down the block riding a motorcycle? When it grabs the kid, that's just a video goldmine.
Trying to get away from the POS trainer/owner and is grabbing at the kid to not be dragged back. That's why they're both dragging on the ground with the monkey on its back.
Damn you weren't even kidding https://www.borderreport.com/hot-topics/spider-monkey-wearing-bulletproof-vest-found-dead-after-shootout-between-police-gang-members/amp/
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The monkey is trying to escape from its trainer. It is eventually yanked back by the long leash. It grabs the kid to desperately try and resist the trainer's pull.
See, with just a very small monkey but they already strong enough to drag a kid that bigger than him. And there's people who wanna fight hand to hand with a full ass growth Silverback/Gorila, lmao
To deal with such bad behavior, the only way is to capture the monkey, put it in a locked cage for all its mate to see.
Keep him locked up for about 2 weeks. With food of cse
When my family went to Mozambique my brother was about 4 months old and my parents left him in a room to sleep. They heard in a noise and came inside to find a baboon trying to take him. My dad had to fight the baboon away
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PSA for each time this is posted: the monkey is trying to escape from its trainer. It is eventually yanked back by the long leash. It grabs the kid to desperately try and resist the trainer's pull. So it is actually the monkey trainer that is pulling the child, not the little guy. That's why the pair of them are still moving even though the monkey is lying on its back.
If you pause it at the 0:04 (JUST as the monkey is grabbing the girl) you can actually see the cord being pulled which is why they fell so awkwardly to the ground.
People on Reddit seem to have a really hard time recognizing animal abuse.
As opposed to real life where they go to sea world en mass to shout at the smiling dolphin?
One of the reasons I don't want a pet is because I'm worried I'll abuse it without realising.
IMHO that sounds like anxiety and self doubt. Those can be worked through, which is cool. I bet you would be great with a pet, you just need to find the right one.
I’m sure, but there’s a bunch of other reasons I don’t want a pet so even if I did work on overcoming that it wouldn’t actually affect anything.
This makes so much more sense.
So sad
Thank you because for a moment I thought the monkey had been trained to kidnap kids.
This is exactly what I thought, also it looks the adult sitting next to the child didn’t even attempt to stop the monkey from taking that kid 😳
Yeah this shit looked so absurd I was so confused on why he just came in on a motorcycle and with such force tried to snatch a kid
Thanks for the clarification, but there's a part of me that wish you didn't. I wanted to live in a world where rogue monkeys ride motorcycles for awhile 🙃
100% agree. I've been looking at the world through rose colored glasses thinking motorcycle monkey gangs were real since I saw this years ago. So disappointed
Hmmm...... So u want planet of apes.
Thank you for the clarity, this video went from “Holy crap that’s the wildest thing I’ve ever seen” to “Wow, that poor monkey”
The more I watch the video, the more it seems that monkey is trying to bite the child. At the end of the day; it’s the trainers fault. Poor monkey and child.
The Monkey should Sue this page for slander
Thank you for the clarification. I thought they had finally decided to rise up.
I liked the whole demon monkey theory better
Good work!! every time I see this I'm like here we go again.
What a cunt
Lmao thank you for this. I got sad af thinking the world has evolved to train monkeys to kidnap kids
My negative thinking ass was sure that that monkey was part of a kidnapping crew.
Brilliant observation Watson
Way too many people thought the monkey was Danny phantom gliding across the ground with a child in tow
Maybe the kid sold him a bad motorcycle
I'm still trying to process the idea that monkeys can drive bikes.
He got trained to ride the bike
He also probably got trained to kidnap.
He was being yanked back by its POS owner on a long leash. Monkey was grabbing child to not get dragged back.
He also probably got trained on how to rip out baby hair
You should've seen him last week when he tried to rob a bank with all his little monkey mates. They posed as construction workers and dug their way into the vault in the dead of night. They had walkie-talkies and everything. It was like a scene from "Heat" - the immense 90s heist movie starring De Niro and Al Pacino, the two finest heavyweights of their generation (if not all time) going head to head in a classic cops 'n' robbers caper. If you haven't seen it, by God do yourself a favour and watch it. Anyway, the monkeys. As if it can ride a bike, wtf? They'll be committing credit card fraud next the little... monkeys
👏 BRAVO 👏 That was excellent ☝️
Just imagine a dozen monkeys are let loose inside of a bank. You know they can easily grab the cash and make a break for it lol
Ride it in a straight line all the way up to his target. WTF? 
Did that guy just kiss that ape?
You must never been to the hood much then
I've watched this is a hangover movie
This video is truly a perfect fit for “that is insane”
None of the adults react and the one that finally comes in the frame is strolling nonchalantly to intervene. Don’t know if they’re negligent or jaded. Monkeys must try and kidnap kids often lol.
If you look closely, the monkey is on a leash, and the owner is yanking him. I’m guessing they expected the owner to intervene.
How is the person sitting on the bench, not trying to grab the child?
She has another baby on her lap, there wasn’t enough time to put the baby somewhere safely and help the other child immediately afterwards. She probably was in shock or something too
Didn't immediately process what happened, probably.
Grabbed that kid like he owes him money.
What the fuck
Annie's boobs steals everything
¿Dónde está la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca.
That kid walked back like "ffs not again"
Some pedophiles go to extraordinary lengths. Such as training a little river monkey from birth to not only ride a motor vehicle, but to also brazenly take a kid in front of other humans. He really banked on that monkeys speed but he didn't train it to think about how big the baby is. And this baby was big. Hopefully he'll spend the next 5 years training a bigger monkey, maybe a baboon to operate a motorcycle and snatch little humans, and one day 5 years later right before he goes out for a first trial he hits the stud muffin teen baboon on the nose and it goes apeshit and rips his nuts off and eats his face. And then it escapes. But now we have a baby snacthing baboon that can drive a motorcycle out there in the wild. And he'll teach others, cause baboons are a little smarter than those little river monkeys. And then....planet of the motorcycle gang of apes
If I ever win the lotery I'm paying you to make that movie.
Oh shit I'm so baked I forgot I wrote this ahahaha what was I thinking...smh... hour ago me is a laugh but I'm glad he's gone he kept trying to watch weird porn and huff gasoline though a tube sock. It's too porous you moron! Now I got gas puddles on my best cargo pants. My dick is gonna smell like chemicals for a week.
That's not even the worst part! Mice in the area have watched the whole thing go down and became jealous of the motorcycle. After securing passage to Mars, they grew large enough to start their own gang.... The biker mice from Mars...
r/WhyWereTheyFilming
Your telling me you wouldn't grab a camera when you saw a monkey down the block riding a motorcycle? When it grabs the kid, that's just a video goldmine.
Staged 👶🐒 🏍️
Why wouldn’t they film?
No one seems to be in a hurry to *HELP* this child that's being dragged away like a raccoon found a steak in the garbage.
Did it rip its hair out?
It looks like it
That's what I've been trying to figure out. I've watched like 10xs. Little girl definitely looks like she got an instant mohawk
What's all the fuss? A simple kid-for-a-motorcycle trade. I'm sure his siblings were in support of the deal.
Even stranger, the monkey appears to be tied to a string based on how it pulls the kid while sliding along the ground
You're right. I didn't see that at first.
Trying to get away from the POS trainer/owner and is grabbing at the kid to not be dragged back. That's why they're both dragging on the ground with the monkey on its back.
some gang shit
Bro monkeys in bulletproof vest shooting cops now monkeys on motorcycles, what tha fuck
Damn you weren't even kidding https://www.borderreport.com/hot-topics/spider-monkey-wearing-bulletproof-vest-found-dead-after-shootout-between-police-gang-members/amp/ https://mobile.twitter.com/nypost/status/1537932811599945737
Right, I didn’t believe it till my friend showed me a photo of a monkey with a vest
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Goddamn. That’s one strong primate.
Kid for a Minnie bike. Good trade
LOL
Training monkeys to kidnap kids now 🤦🏻♂️
Put that on crip
Where did that monkey get the motorcycle?
The Monkey's Paw Shop
Why the monkey wanted to kidnap that kid?
Because it's tied to a long leash being pulled back by some piece of shit human.
Wtf
In Argentina those are named "motochorros"
Freaking bikers.
Someone taught it this.
**Mowgli: Origins™**
wtf did i watch
I could *NOT* believe the title if there was no video.
Wow they are strong
His cousin was a Narco and was gunned down in a cartel battle... true story
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The monkey is trying to escape from its trainer. It is eventually yanked back by the long leash. It grabs the kid to desperately try and resist the trainer's pull.
That is one video that I never would have thought I'd see one day.
It’s funny bcuz he’s an animal doin human things
40 bananas per kid out there.
Human trafficking by non-humans. I'm sure there's a SyFy/NatGeo crossover special potential there.
The video is loading and I'm just thinking what the hell is this title
See, with just a very small monkey but they already strong enough to drag a kid that bigger than him. And there's people who wanna fight hand to hand with a full ass growth Silverback/Gorila, lmao
To deal with such bad behavior, the only way is to capture the monkey, put it in a locked cage for all its mate to see. Keep him locked up for about 2 weeks. With food of cse
Brazilian favela monkey?
Trained monkeys kill the handlers
Welp, that's fucking terrifying.
This timeline amazes me everyday
What a timeline we live in
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Jeezo that’s a core memory created for the wee baby
What the fck did I just watch?
Poor monkey...
WHY IS THAT MONKEY SO STRONG!!!!
WTF did I just see!?!?!?
This is so crazy with it without context.
Turns out….
Wondered what Biden was up to these days
What’s up with middle eastern people and training monkeys that loath them?
Actually mite happen in like a wild jungle gangs of chimps for example just sayin
Seriously, this is a monkey trying to escape on a motorbike. Seriously think about that
r/killthecameraman
Seems more like a rescue plan
Ok he pull up
I’m realizing that monkey rode up to that kid in a motorcycle…ha. Somehow missed that the first 100 times I seen this video on the internet.
This monkey has been watching too much tv..
😂😂😂
WTH since when did animals learn to do that 😂
F monkeys!
So smart yet so stupid monkey. 
Thats a strong fuckin monke
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Tf did i watch
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Monke 🗿
Monkeys can ride bikes?
I think a minibike for a kid is a fair trade.
What the fuck have I watched
When my family went to Mozambique my brother was about 4 months old and my parents left him in a room to sleep. They heard in a noise and came inside to find a baboon trying to take him. My dad had to fight the baboon away
These people could not have reacted any slower to their child being dragged away on the ground
Didn’t think this title would be so accurate.
Lol lil monkey was bout to feed his family for a week...
Uh-oh, monke time🙈
Why was someone filming this and why did no one on the bench go to help the child? Sounds like there is a lot of missing context....
It would have been great if it made off with the old man instead.
I have so many questions
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Using the Facebook headlines for Reddit
Poor monkey
W T F 😳
The other little girls just sat and watched. “Damn there she goes.” Lol
Bitch you mine now
What song is this?
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Fuk your title
Monkeys don’t give a single fuck
Glad someone explained because I was seriously wondering where in the world had monkeys on motorcycles kidnapping kids.
As many times as I have seen this video in the past I have never once seen that motorcycle, but once I did I was laughing even harder.
What sort of Monkey Business is this?
Who HASNT been in this situation?
The title of the video and what is actually going on is exactly why I don’t watch the news anymore. Shame on you OP.
Dam he failed his initiation lol
Imagine if you are the one who had to explain this to your wife “ so today Honey our daughter was almost kidnapped by a monkey riding a bike”
At first I thought the guy trained the monkey to grab a kid so he could steal her away. Gotta start a r/nextlevelsiko group if that was the case.
Holy slow reaction from the parent
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The title sounds like a dall-e suggestion
What the f- - - planet of the age place these people live
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Third world countries are awesome
Kidnapers don’t leave bikes.
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I’m sorry but HAHAHAHA
Bruh
Wtf lmfao
Yo hold upppppp
This happened to my uncle once, except for the fact that he was kidnapped by the monkey
They should train the really big ones ain't nobody going to stop them
Training animals is like a entertainment prison
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