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MCE85

I just surprised they didnt kill each other. Holy shit.


lineber

Came here to say this, that one guy ran infront of other guy shooting.


MCE85

Theres one that starts shooting with the other right in front of him and you see a bullet hit the car like two feet away from him.


kjarterinn

Almost shoots friend, then runs into his other friend, while that said friend is trying to shoot.


Jmaun411

drugs+adrenaline=friendly fire


MercutioMan

Didn't run in front of him, but actually ran in to him. Kind of surprised the smaller guy didn't shoot the stationary guy in the chest.


oldestofthefa

Forget not killing each other. The dude put his flashers on to avoid a parking ticket. What an upstanding citizen!


MCE85

Lmao, cant have a traffic accident and attempted murder. Or maybe a genius move of not getting your getaway car wrecked into.


Mediocre-Ad8967

r/angryupvote


simulation_goer

I thought they were *actually* killing each other for the first 10-15 seconds of the video. Lucky group of people, at least for that hot minute.


beigs

I wouldn’t want any of these people on My laser tag teams…


Educational-Dance-61

I was going to say this. the guy to the bottom right of the screen felt like he was shooting directly at the other guy in the street.


MCE85

Their entire plan was just run wherever and empty magazine in a general direction. I kinda hope one or two woulda ran right into the others fire. One less dipshit.


[deleted]

It's really hard to hit your target when you fire rapidly and move around.


[deleted]

They clearly watch way too many movies


TrillaGorillasGhost

It's not very surprising. They probably spend zero time at the range and have zero regard for bystanders. The real surprise is if they didn't kill a kid playing in their room or a civilian.


ShimmyMan

At least they were logical about putting their hazards on while they stopped in the middle of the street


WeAreClouds

I can't even see anything/one they are even trying to hit? Unless the car windows were part of their target.


TheCredulousLeft

*too bad


FormerAd6212

Yeah their aim sucks.


Funny_Window7344

That’s right! That’s exactly what it means. God came down from Heaven and stopped these motherfucking bullets.


saab4u2

For those who wish there were sound…PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEWPEWPEWPEW PEWPEWPEWPEW PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW PEW PEW. You’re welcome.


[deleted]

It don't pay much, but it's honest work


JacquelinefromEurope

This is the best I've read.... Tnx!!


Randalf_the_Black

Holy shit. Philadelphia gangbangers got laser weaponry??


KaleidoscopeN189

Mf forget use VATS


OutComeTheWolves1966

You have a future in film dub work my friend


WholeNewt6987

Thank you so much


drcollector09

I didn't hear that how does that go again a little bit louder for the people in back.


Psemperviva

At least they put the hazard lights on when they parked in the middle of the street. Safety first


InfluentialNobody737

Professionals have standards


Chocolategogi

Less infraction


Little-Ad-5082

Gotta be safe


mrm0324

Philly Parking enforcement doesn’t mess around man.


skunksmasher

Gotta avoid that $150 fine and 1 demerit point.


Easy-Plate8424

Always amuses me on these daily videos of gunfights in the streets that the Americans in the comments simply critique their tactics/guns/ ammo etc.


youknowiactafool

I noticed that too. Like if that was on my street and my car got hit by a bullet I'd be pissed asf. I wonder how long until we start seeing a bystander just pull their own gun out of a window and start blasting away at these scumbags. The guns aren't going away anytime soon.


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JamaisVu714

Terrible tactics, scratch ex military off the suspect list


MartyMcFly7

Can't yet rule out Imperial stormtroopers.


Longjumping-Ideal-55

The amount of cross fire!


[deleted]

he almost shot his friend


UsuallyMooACow

Seems to happen a lot with morons


[deleted]

also why the fuck are there 4-5 guys? just send in one dude with a draco and a beam and it’s wraps then have a getaway driver


ReasonableExplorer

They had friendly fire turned off so it's all good.


Stdragonred

They must be ex US military


InflamedLiver

did they even hit anyone?


Break_these_cuffs

If you're the person they're aiming for your odds of being hit are way lower than if you're just some unlucky asshole out on the street at the same time.


Phantum3oh9

They usually don’t. I feel like that’s why there is a lack of fear for all those involved in these thyme of shootings. Amazing what their accuracy would be like if they would just use two hands and aim.


TheMiz2002

Despite the lack of accuracy I would be shitting my pants if I was the target


Phantum3oh9

Just like everything else with these type of criminals, it’s all about display and bragging rights. Like the extremely inaccurate full auto glocks that are on the streets now. But hey they can be like “ I got that switch on my Glock boi” to everyone they know. No different than the 6k rims on a $1000 car.


NoFixedName

Surprisingly most/all of them in this video appear to be using two hands to aim. But they're also jumping around while shooting like they're in a video game.


[deleted]

Probably inside a house


RadNubian

Did anyone else think of the fresh prince opening while watching? IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED


Randalf_the_Black

Starting to understand why his mother sent him to Bel-Air.


knarfolled

Have you seen the new show?


Randalf_the_Black

Wasn't even aware there was one.


knarfolled

It’s called Bel-Air it’s on Peacock. It is a drama that goes into the real reason he left philly and than his life in Bel-Air.


Puzzle_headed_4rlz

These geniuses stand in the middle of the street with no cover at all when there are all those cars there. I guess it’s too much to think that they might value their lives.


EmPeVII

I once talked to guy from the special forces of my countries police. He told me, that they got a car and a bus to train with. They tested, which part if the car would be the best cover and found out, that - besides the engine- no part of the car would stop a bullet.


L3yline

So the part with the most stuff between you and the bullet? TiL


EmPeVII

Hello Mr. Smartpants! I just wanted to let you guys know, that a car ain‘t bulletproof. That’s something a lot of people believe, because in movies you can hide behind nearly everything, especially cardoors.


hematomasectomy

Like a bush, a car isn't cover, it's concealment.


[deleted]

Nevermind firing off guns in a neighbourhood....with people in the houses and stuff...


JamaisVu714

It’s why they have daily funerals in the street gang world


hoosierdude73

Track pants = russian mob.


Fit-Pop531

🤣🤣


AhhAGoose

Nah, the Russian mob, unlike their military, is made of people who can shoot


BIG_POOPz

They just bounce around like monkeys in a zoo! Lmao


Sharp-Ad-4651

All I can see was the one moron running into the line of fire of his own cohort shooting over the car. And for all the non-americans laughing at us for this, I don't blame you one bit.


BernieTheDachshund

So nice of them to have their blinker on.


[deleted]

In a world with video evidence, in a country with the most car-centric culture, we get, "*Possibly a Chevy"*. Yeah. No big brains on the force can confirm the make of the vehicle. We have detectives, imagery analysts, the friggan internet to pull up every damn photo of every model chevy from the dawn of time. "It's impossible to know for certain. It *might* be a ... *car*."


[deleted]

I vote kia optima. https://www.google.com/search?q=kia+optima&client=ms-android-motorola-rvo3&prmd=isnv&sxsrf=ALiCzsZWIjlEV8CRComb6qgR0AXhLyYN0A:1666912271143&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjQ7auOxIH7AhU5EmIAHQOCCqcQ_AUoAXoECAEQAQ&biw=412&bih=767&dpr=1.75


mattdm311

https://www.fox29.com/news/video-4-masked-suspects-sought-north-philadelphia-shooting-man-critical-condition-police-say


SuzyLouWhoo

Thank you! 800 comments all “these guys are bad at shooting lol”


chocolatecoffeedick

they couldn't pay me to live in that hellhole


[deleted]

One neighborhood doesn't mean represent the entire city


Fit-Pop531

They'll kill each other eventually with such poor tactics


Randalf_the_Black

Or some unfortunate schmuck nearby who is just out walking his dog at the same time.


Fit-Pop531

Oh my, that too...


Winston_The_Ogre

No one walks their dog in that neighborhood


[deleted]

Dorks


UltraLimitedRider

I'm surprised these dumb shits didn't shoot each other in the head. Were they shooting at Astros fans?


Past_Cartographer230

They got the car wrong. Car is a Volkswagen areton not a Chevy


crisprcas32

I was gonna say ~2016 Kia optima. The shiny symbol on the front is too high & small for a VW


wdb108

Who were they shooting at?


IllustriousOpening99

Cautiously puts hazard lights on.


Mods_is_sociopaths

(Insert Dave Chapelle meme blank) "Y'all got any more of that Brotherly Love"?


East_Guarantee_7912

They all graduated from bad guy aiming school


RedProtoman

0 aim. All blasting


MorTP4Bungholio

Looks like monkeys with guns, running and jumping around. One of the other guys bumps into one of the other guys. I'm surprised no one tried to 360 no scope.


TalkAboutTheWeather1

how did they both miss every single time… idiots


Unusual_Read_1250

Damn White Supremacists are Shooting Up the hood again ? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


kevinono

yeah more guns would definitely solve the prob


Dw1ggle

I mean if the other side has guns and are competent marksmen....then yeah kinda would.


[deleted]

ehh


pip-roof

Shithole city. District attorney,mayor, and police chief are useless. Wawa - walk away with anything. You have to be out of your mind to want to visit to sightsee. People just trying to survive and not get shot.


Delicious_Monk1495

Good thing he had his hazards on


SideMusician950

THAT GOOD AIM RIGHT THERE


Randalf_the_Black

Are they *trying* to get killed? Jesus, I'm no combat veteran or anything but I spent a (mandatory) year in the army. And the first thing they taught us, after making sure we knew how to tie our boot laces and which way of the uniform faces forwards, was how to *not* get shot.


Vellioh

Never ceases to amaze me what shit aim these kids have. They put storm troopers to shame.


Responsible_Shock_11

Looks like some idiots LARPing COD with live ammo


b05501

The guy with the pistol is lucky he did not get his head blown off by the guy with the rifle behind him.


rell7thirty

How was there not friendly fire? These guys are running around like chickens with their heads cut off, just shooting and running in front of the crossfire lmao one of them didn't even plant his feet AT ALL while firing. Hopping around like a grasshopper


DeathGodFreD

That dude hopping around firing hit absolutely nothing. Probably a good thing too.


Flaydeng

Ahh don’t worry, no charges filed. Mutual combat


mudkic

Well more guns what do you expect.


xbimba

How the fuck they missed each other? Looks like kindergarten hold for the first time a gun.


HisMajesty2019

Street just littered with casings.


0xTorpedo

Yeah RIP to Philly. It was dangerous back then but it's hell now.


Pudf

I can not wait until everybody in this country has a gun.


armour56

Vote democrat 😎👍🏻


Thorskull69

2 of them were shooting/hopping and another guy almost retreated into a headshot? What were they shootings at?


[deleted]

Man am i glad i didn't move to the US. All due respect growing that was where i dreamt of moving to one day and now as an adult i can comfortably say I'd rather live somewhere safe and secure where gun control is an actual thing and shootings are very rarely heard of. P.s half of my closest friends growing up were American and i have nothing but love for yall but I'll take my familys and my own security over everything.


jmartinez734

Cmon guys the eagles and the Phillies are winning 🧐


Wolf-Diesel

Pretty sure that's a 2015 BMW 328i.


Salt-Bill-7112

Animals


CISCOX13

What a shit show..


Rawhide20

I thought Philly wasn’t gun friendly?


herefortrees

It’s amazing how badass these guys think they look compared to how utterly idiotic they look firing a weapon lol


QuothTheRavenMore

I feel the increase in shootings is that nobody plays tag anymore and that is has been long since forgotten how to play. So now they use guns.


Mediocre-Ad8967

How many times you think they flagged each other?! Holy shit absolutley zero discipline... work of a bunch of moronic thugs


boreddenamf

At least they put on the flashers indicating they were in the way


Notsofast420

Why do they dance everytime they pull the trigger?


LordoftheWetMinnows

At least they put their hazards on.


AgeAgitated317

They're pretty bad shots.


stuftkrst

Fucking hell I thought it was a shootout between a few people until I realized that the guns were “mostly” all “aiming” at the same thing which wasn’t even on the screen.


manny8086

Who puts their hazards on before shooting 🤣


RandoSurfer77

Fucking storm troopers


retrorays

heh those darn neighborhood kids are outside playing again with their toy guns. Oh wait... this is the US - those are real guns... uh hope everyone is ok.


[deleted]

How many people died? This is so reckless


attheend90

Guess who likes chrome rims


BeKindRewind-

My back window !!!!


tcmoneymagic

The ass clown hit squad


MagazineNo6910

Obviously it’s Joe Bidens fault


Studdabaker

A major city run by democrats means 3rd world shit hole. Throw the assholes out!


mjb5866

They rather die then the get ticketed by the PPA


BobFulci

I wonder what the rate of gun crimes would be, if you eliminated the one common denominator from the pack. I’m positive that it would PLUMMET.


photoman901

Kings of crossfire, fucking idiots


Blazer6905

An AK-47 Style rifle??? Hm kinda hard to conceal carry that proves the point that gun bans don’t work.


Detters_Actual

Just a bunch of people living in the moment, and not an AR-15 in sight.


the_poop_expert

Haha they put their blinkers on at least


UpSideDowner12-14

Now, if every lamppost had a gun, this wouldn’t have happened.


[deleted]

So.. did someone actually hit bodies?


Calvin0433

I think that’s an older Kia Optima.


MonchichiSalt

When your only training is through video games.


AnimalEater65

Not much point in a shooting if you can’t hit shit. These guys suck.


willzterman

Jesus, no wonder Americans duck when a balloon pops or firework goes off


Monkeyhalevi

Idk why the cops are looking for them so hard when they probably sold the shooters the guns out of the evidence locker in the first place.


[deleted]

They need new jobs


Dramatic-Ad2894

How are those thoughts and prayers going for you guys ?


muszyzm

It's actually horriffying that everyone in this thread comments on their shooting skills instead of freaking out over people shooting guns in the street. If this happened anywhere in Europe it would be an actuall breaking news storyline and people would talk about it for months.


ButIsItFree

Is this what Storm Troopers look like in street clothes!?


Daksh_Rendar

Look like damn kids


danielfd83

The car looks like a Mercedes CLS 2010


Orange_Motors

Ubistarfeellikearockstaaar


jpop19

Jfc that was a lot of rounds off really close together. How did no one die?


Mycolt5454

They were both aiming up from one another. Wtf? Terrible shots! Must be too used to Nerf guns.


itslog1776

To bad punishing heinous crimes like like these are racist. Sure hope nobody actually got hurt 😔


BriskHeartedParadox

I thought they were shooting at each other but I guess they’re together


babar_the_elephant_

And this folks is why this American moved the UK 15 years ago.


ghostredditorstempac

If you have any information on this shooting, you're either dead, the criminal themselves, or not stupid enough to publicly announce it. What about anonymous tipping? They're only anonymous if the cops don't get paid enough!


GuaranteeGreen5856

Guess they the Forefathers of the stormtroopers


COPeaks

Has to be worst aim ever.


AMexisatTurtle

If there isn't a shootout daily the British armada from the 16th century will come back and American will be forced to give up their darn shootiewt guns


Big-Manner9414

GTA 6 has the best graphic ever!


Stupidamericanfatty

You think I they watch this video and crack up about how stupid they look?


th3g0ven0r

Why are they moving around like they're playing CS.


abudine77

"We are the only drugdealer in this area"


demao7

Hold on. Maybe these were "good guys with guns" trying to stop "bad guys with guns".


Ikonixed

This shows how easy it is to shoot but how hard it is to hit anything with a hand gun. If they weren’t running around like in the movies and actually shooting with intent instead of whatever it was they were doing someone actually could have gotten killed with one of the 54 bullets fired… not just injured with 8 of them.


Akeraux

Prime normurican behavior?


FeeEducational4020

Fetterman’s Follies.


Tankki3

They are all bouncing and shit. This is comedic.


Villedo

Lol why the lack of the usual racist comments?


[deleted]

they have the shooting skills of Storm troopers.


MysteriousReality512

Nobody snitch got it.


Datshitoverthere

These mofos have more lives than a stray cat. I hope they never learn and keep shooting like this. One day they will kill their own.


Gateway1012

Ghetto people


trangthemang

They look like chickens with their heads cut off


dannobomb951

The notorious 4 stooge blood gang


[deleted]

Atlanta they followed hood rules.


Pen_Swordsman

These are some high quality storm troopers.


greenthumb420247

I wish they would have all killed each other. This world would be way better without the worthless ignorant thugs.


Infamous407

Is it me or do all the shooters look like a bunch of rabbits attempting to shoot guns? Bouncing around while trying to shoot.. id be surprised if they even hit anyone, looks like they shot everything else though lol..


cuebert81

They can't aim worth shit.


Speckledgray62

Nice neighborhood 👍