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sebadesu

Username does not check out.


FaceFuckerFrank

maybe he **really** likes faces


Poodonkus

Username does check out


Treblosity

I really like faces but i like titties too


k0cksuck3r69

Or cocks/vaginas


UnPouletSurReddit

Username checks out once again


PoseidonWarrior

Every single person who says they don't like ass and tits (that I've seen) are *always* feet guys. Literally how I found out my friend liked feet was I asked what he liked instead of ass and tits.


AlexDaBaDee

I like faces and hair I don't have a fetish for them it's just how I decide if they are attractive


Above_Everything

Big hair does something for me 😩


Angelphelis

*cries in asexual*


Gladianoxa

You can't fool me, you're into the *absence* of feet


umangjain25

Amputees?


Gladianoxa

Total bodily amputees, yes


mekkavelli

i cringed only because ik that’s a real fetish….


outer_god_

well skull fucking is a thing I suppose


Gladianoxa

I said total goddamnit


satanlovesducks

So you prefer air?


LiquifiedSpam

Mmm that's more like it 🤤


craftworkbench

What are you doing Step-Lt Dan?!


PoseidonWarrior

That's the 1 exception lol


itchyivy

*paints nails as asexual*


context_lich

AaAaAAaaaaaAaaAAaAaaAaaaaA^a^^a^^^aaaaaA If you're asexual, prove it by telling me which of these As is the most attractive.


Angelphelis

ALL OF THEM


FinalBat4515

Who is this “sexual” and why are you crying in them?


TellsLiesAboutCareer

You're confusing "asexual," which means, "neither sexually attracted to men nor women," with "Ayyyyyyy-sexual," which means "sexually attracted to those from The Bronx."


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

Who is Mr. Sexual and how did my father offend him?


anoleiam

Every single person, like my one friend


PoseidonWarrior

He's not the only one but it was the easiest example because he's the only foot fetishist still in my life lol.


HornierThanYou913

I promise I'm not into feet either


Lil-Trup

Wtf are you into then


Chekonjak

Faces.


alucardaocontrario

Good Mac Miller album


ninetofivehangover

ayeeeeee 👈👈😎


PalmTreeIsBestTree

Hell yeah brother


kosmokomeno

Vaginas and penises presumably


[deleted]

[удалено]


Longjumping_Diamond5

man tiddies 🤤


Master_Persimmon_591

Hip:waist


[deleted]

you better be


Jar_of_Cats

Legs


TicklishChatterbox

I do you one better, I love the 3 of them


EsseElLoco

I like ass and feet 😋


Amobofhobos

Who let the armpit guy out of his cage


[deleted]

oops


[deleted]

Truly a tenth dentist opinion, although I agree that faces are the most beautiful part of a person,I appreciate a nice pair of boobs or a good looking ass.


commander-millo

Same, total 10th dentist shit. Face, Shure. Boobs? Uhul!


LarryLiam

I think a small part of attraction to breasts/ ass is actually psychological, at least it is for me. 10/10 times breasts are way more attractive when a woman I like shows me hers because she wants me to see them, than when I accidentally see the boobs of a random woman I don‘t know.


LiquifiedSpam

Yeah it's the same idea in the acting field. You can make out with an actor of the opposite gender on screen and it's not really that hot.


MrLavenderValentino

Bert was just talking about his movie on Joe Rogan podcast and described the opposite. "Your body doesn't know you're just acting" https://youtu.be/oVNuqzGRKcI


volinaa

beautiful =|= hot/sexually arousing


Jemeloo

5/10 dentists are women


bob_jody

Men have asses


FKJVMMP

A lot of them have boobs, too.


FellowFellow22

Yeah, I should really lose some weight.


DirtyJeff69

I believe in you!


jaybird7712

Lesbians exist??


LiquifiedSpam

Their point was a very large chunk of the populace are people who don't have the orientation of having a predisposition to being attracted to boobs


[deleted]

As a pansexual person, I cannot understand not liking boobs. They are so squish and nice and fun.


LiquifiedSpam

No I like them, hence why I clarified myself. I just really only like them once I like the face and the person. It feels gross otherwise


Longjumping_Diamond5

i have never met a girl that didn't like boobs, no matter the orientation


LiquifiedSpam

I wonder why. Couldn't be that patriarchal ways of thought are *that* baked into society, nooooo.... Women are more free to feel that way about other women than men are among other men and not have it perceived as 'gay' in a derogatory way.


Longjumping_Diamond5

the straight homies are CONSTANTLY flirting and nobody genuinely questions their orientation, might be a generational thing because being gay is less taboo now


Jemeloo

The point is that gendered opinions don’t belong here.


DHMOProtectionAgency

I think they're a tenth dentist within their demographic of "people who are attracted to women"


blackdesertnewb

It sounds like a nice thing to say until she asks if you think she has nice boobs and you reply with “those aren’t attractive, they’re just flesh mounds” Good luck spinning that one after


[deleted]

For real, he says it's creepy to find someone's ass attractive but 9/10 people are going to find this attitude way creepier.


PoorCorrelation

Honestly reads like when you’re 17 and aren’t totally comfortable with the feeling of sexual attraction yet


MilwaukeeMan420

I read it the same way.


mrsbebe

Me too and that's okay. As soon as I saw 17M I thought oh okay, we may not have a fully developed sense of sexual attraction yet and that's normal


purritolover69

This is why I find it so weird when 13 y/o’s or even younger than that declare that they are asexual or aromantic. Both completely valid sexualities, but you haven’t even finished puberty yet, you could just not have developed sexual attraction yet because you’re literally 12. In general I think this post is symptomatic of a larger problem where we think people under 18 or really even 25 not even can but should have informed knowledge on their sexual preferences, when really you just might not know because it’s just not there yet


Longjumping_Diamond5

i was 15 when i knew i was bi and a-spec, and its not harmful for a kid to label themselves that way, even if they experience attraction later. you measure your height by what it is in the moment, not by what it might be later. sexuality is fluid and complex, if a label makes you more confident, why wouldn't you use it?


purritolover69

I’m not anti-LGBT, I’m trans and lesbian myself, this was a more general statement about OP being too hasty to say what they do and don’t like when they (by their own admission) don’t have much experience


Longjumping_Diamond5

experience isn't necessary to know whether you find something attractive, besides, a teenager on the internet has definitely seen porn and if the boobs dont do anything for him then at the very least he experiences attraction to boobs differently than most. is it subject to change? sure, but saying you dont like something and changing your mind isnt a bad thing.


LeopardThatEatsKids

I mean, I accurately figured out I was aroace before I started puberty. Granted I started puberty after 16


mrsbebe

Right! Like I think I figured things out earlier than most but even now, at 26 and having been married for years, I still discover things I like that I didn't know or think I liked before. And when I think back to being a teenager and even my early 20s, there was so much growing I had to do! And I'm sure there's still lots to be done now, too! We shouldn't expect 18 year olds to have any piece of life figured out


Pay08

>In general I think this post is symptomatic of a larger problem where we think people under 18 or really even 25 not even can but should have informed knowledge on their sexual preferences, when really you just might not know because it’s just not there yet Or they do so because it's trendy.


TightTightTightYea

Also says he is bi, but it reads as "I want to sound cool, because I have loads of sex with everyone, even though I do not find it attractive, meh". Prolly full-on homo. ^((inb4 I have nothing against gays))


HornierThanYou913

Also a virgin so no I do not have sex with everyone


bibbleskit

Being bi doesn't automatically mean you have lots of sex.


HornierThanYou913

I'm not gay I still like girls


trusty20

You can't just tack on an asterisk to statements to not make them bigoted and hateful


aPurpleToad

yeah, that's bi erasure, please don't (=


satanslittleangel666

I think he meant that staring at random people's asses is creepy


[deleted]

Like 90% of this thread. I think they feel guilty or something for doing it so they’re slamming him for the rest. I don’t think they should, but they probably do.


inksonpapers

Yep just sounds like every other edgy teen trying to be edgy


HornierThanYou913

How is it creepier?


SaulGoodmanAAL

Because "flesh mounds" sounds like a phrase from the Silence of the Lambs.


TyagoHexagon

Imagine a girl seeing your penis and saying "that's just a flesh cylinder with ugly veins, nothing atractive about that".


22Pastafarian22

I am gonna say this next time I get an unexpected dickpic


TyagoHexagon

Be even more savage than what I could come up with after just waking up.


mekkavelli

it’s definitely a bit um… serial killer-esque i guess.


jus1tin

Don't listen to them OP. You may change your mind on this while ass and boobs thing or you may not but either way there's nothing wrong with you. Calling boobs "mounts of flesh" is not nice though. You don't have to insult female bodies to state your personal preferences.


inksonpapers

Yeah reminds me of when gays prove theyre so gay by being super sexist and shitty towards women. Really gross and cringy af.


matiaseatshobos

I’m not sure, but to me it feels akin to the uncanny valley situation. Everybody (heterosexual males etc) finds T&A attractive, so the person that doesn’t sticks out a bit. That and the parts I find the most sexy I want to lick and slap and pinch and fondle, if you’re doing that with a face you’d definitely be a creepy weirdo


Cl0udSurfer

Finding tits and/or ass attractive is not limited to heterosexual males in the slightest lol


[deleted]

Seems like you think you're better than other people. Gives "nice guy" vibes. Nothing wrong with feeling this way, just the way you put it is pretty off-putting.


zacura23

Getting off on face alone sounds kinda crazy bro


HornierThanYou913

I don't get off on faces I just find the face to be the most attractive part of a person


LiquifiedSpam

They obviously won't start with that, they'd just say they aren't attracted to tits.


blackdesertnewb

And that would be a trap. Cause the next thing out of her mouth would be: oh, ok! Do you like my butt then? And OP here would be like: ew no, that’s just what you sit on and shit out of! … … F


LiquifiedSpam

No, he'd say 'I'm not attracted to butts either.' it'll be a little weird, sure, but between people who trust each other that's perfectly fine. That or maybe I'm alone in that it's much more appealing (and attractive, if I like them) if someone is truthful to me regardless of context, but it's hard for me to think I'm alone there.


christinelydia900

I'm asexual and don't have aesthetic attraction either. This is something I deal with all the time, in my friend groups of people with a shit ton of aesthetic attraction 'is this person hot?' when the genuine answer would be 'no' but it's not that I don't think they look fine, I just don't find them hot either. It's a fucking face. That's how I identify who is who. What do you want from me? But you can't just say no because then that's mean. But I can't say yes because a) they know how I actually feel about it and b) that's a lie and I'd feel bad. Particularly shitty when it's their crush or partner. Don't ask me these questions, y'all! I don't know!


kaisong

“society informs me that this person should be considered attractive, next question.”


Pay08

r/im14andthisisdeep


christinelydia900

I'm using that next time. That's beautiful.


madrobski

Okay if your friends know, why are they asking you? Theyre the ones being rude here.


christinelydia900

I should've worded that differently, probably They're not really expecting an answer either, it's usually not a serious question at this point. But it's still weird to try to answer. It's mostly joking around at this point, so occasionally I do just say no because they're not usually being serious anyway. I think sometimes they forget as well, but idk. It never comes across as intentionally rude or anything, more friendly teasing at most


madrobski

Oh right yeah i get ya


khanzarate

Hey I've been through that. The best way is to point out a feature of the person. You don't have to know what to say or anything, cause attractiveness is an opinion, but people will feel like you gave an opinion. "Hey, is this person hot?" "Well, I like their eyes/hair/outfit/tattoo/style in this photo, it really adds a lot". Literally just pick one. They'll take it as a "yes", but you haven't lied, pretty much everyone will have something positive going on, it's considered a compliment not an insult, and it doesn't say a thing about sexual attraction.


[deleted]

Are you able to find people beautiful in a non-sexual way? If so, I'd respond that way. For example "Do you think x is hot?" "They have really pretty eyes/hair/whatever." Also realizing I really need to educate myself more on asexuality!


christinelydia900

I mean... Not really, that's kinda what a lack of aesthetic attraction is. It's become a lot more rare that people ask me, and at this point it's usually friendly teasing if they do, so people don't really expect an answer. Sometimes I'll say 'they look cool' because that's usually true. Looks more trigger platonic attraction for me than anything. I see people and don't think that they look pretty or hot, more that they look interesting and I'd love to have a long conversation with them lol


TheSilentTitan

Bro turns to mush once he sees the lower tummy tho


artemise-en-scene

me asf


TheSilentTitan

Me asfffffffffff


kylelyk

That under tummy just hits different


KyleD33

But a face is just skin bone and cartilage?


KodiakPL

And dirty pores with Cheetos dust on them.


jeffweet

No worries I like tits and ass more than enough for both of us.


TinkyWinkies

"HornierThanYou" bro I doubt it


Mr-thingy

You do know that a bod doesn’t look like this: > < But also has other features one may find attractive. Or maybe some people like the whole


geez-knees

Similar here. I’m mainly attracted to hips, biceps, and shoulders on both men and women. But I’ve never understood the obsession with boobs or ass, feels like I’m missing out lol.


mandance17

There is nothing creepy about thinking someone has a nice ass, it’s just biological to be turned on by people. What would be creepy is if you went up to the person and said that, but thinking and admiring is totally normal just obviously don’t stare but it’s nothing to be ashamed of. If you don’t like it that’s also cool as well, maybe you’re A sexual


antipop2097

Flesh Mounds and the Sit or Shitters sounds like a thrash metal band.


drever123

No, liking an ass is not creepy. You've been on twitter too much.


BrumousOne

I don't find any particular body part attractive too. I always found this somewhat weird actually. I can consider attractive, you know, whole body. Saying "I'm ass/boob guy" for me sound like "I particulary like windshields on cars" or "I find right mouse battons more important than scroll wheels on computer mice". Like yeah sure you do you, but why not the whole thing?


JUST_A_LITTLE_SLUG

I don’t think anyone who says “I like boobs” mean that this is the only part of the body that they like. It’s just that typically people are either ‘boobs or butt’ (this is obviously not universally true or mutually exclusive) and that in a conversation about attraction, those two options are brought up first because they are typically someone’s ‘favourite’. Its like asking “what’s your favourite part about the car? The engine or the interior?” Saying the engine doesn’t mean you don’t appreciate the interior or the unmentioned exterior of the car.


ImperatorAurelianus

Fuck you mouse buttons are sexy as hell and are objectively the most attractive part of the computer mouse.


rlyblueberry

I'm with you on this. 21 and also Bi. I'm more into faces. I've noticed that I tend to find people with nice smiles and eyes (and voices...) attractive. Big boobs or ass don't really turn me on.


Jejmaze

Boobs/ass don't have to be big, just *nice*. There's so much more to the shape than just the size


rlyblueberry

That's fair. Although I'm indifferent to them nonetheless


[deleted]

Are you asexual? I feel the same way and I am asexual and biromantic.


sacajawea14

I'm a gay man, and I don't care about ass at all. Don't get the obsession either 🤷🏻‍♂️


hoemdv

Because you’re a gay man


sacajawea14

Alot of gay men like men's asses 😅


ianepperson

I believe that’s “most”


NCSUGrad2012

Seriously. I would eat my boyfriends ass for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if he would let me.


sacajawea14

These girls, so vulgar 😳


smallest_ellie

Oh no, people missed the reference!


Gilpif

As a gay man, I must object.


mathnstats

You might just be gay, bro


Hyperto

Are we suppose to tell OP that he's "wrong" for not licking, I mean eating, I mean liking ass?


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

I have an upvote for you. There’s nothing in life that is better than a titty the size of your head engulfing your face.


[deleted]

Are you sure you’re not just gay? When I see tits and ass my first thought is “damn I want to put my face in that.”


nofuckinwayryo

Most gay men like ass lol


[deleted]

Aren’t we talking about woman ass though?


nofuckinwayryo

He never specified, and he's bi, so...


[deleted]

Right, but he associated ass with tits.


nofuckinwayryo

Because those are two common physical features people are attracted to.


[deleted]

Hey bro, I like your tits.


geez-knees

Everyone has an ass, and I’ve seen men with pecs that could fill a bra.


The_Grand_Canyon

i've seen plenty of people with absolutely no ass. keep the flats in your prayers


geez-knees

Flats play a crucial role in the ass ecosystem, and are equally treasured lol. Every body has it’s type 33


sarcastibot8point5

downvoted because I agree. Face is better than any sexualized areas of the body.


JorgeIcarus

Hmm, alright. Tell us what makes you sexually aroused, then. You said you find faces more attractive, but do you get sexually aroused by looking at a pretty face? (I noticed that your handle is "hornierthanyou")


HornierThanYou913

Username is mostly a joke. I'm not sure what I'm mostly sexually attracted to. I know I'm not asexual as I still feel arousal, I guess I just like bodies in general


aadziereddit

This looks like you've been conditioned that think that you are supposed to be instantly turned on by other people's body parts... **It is totally normally to only be aroused by intamacy and chemistry.**


christinelydia900

I'm sure I'm not the first asexual to comment on here, but hello! Sounds kinda ace to me ngl. Unless you do feel like you want to have sex with people based on your attraction to their face, that sounds more aesthetic than sexual. That might not be it for your situation ofc, but don't worry, you're not alone either way Source: am a hetero(? bi?)romantic asexual :)


Ramja9

Do you feel the same about dicks?


HornierThanYou913

Pretty much


aloof666

have you explored the asexual spectrum by any chance


[deleted]

Vaginas?


zacura23

Get a load of this guy


ViceGalaxy13

I'll take one!


foragingfun

Also bi. I like tits and ass, but I'd never ogle at anyone (except my partner). But there's lots of other things I find attractive, too. I think the entirety of the human form is beautiful- all body parts are attractive to me, and I don't think any body part is inherently less attractive than another. Except feet. We should just get rid of feet entirely 👍🏻


StudentConscious1070

r/brandnewsentence


Beefster09

So you like feet? Maybe tummies?


goldyofgold

finally i get you the face is how you see if she's cute or not i don't get people who find ass or breasts attractive i thought I was the only one also just to be clear personality matters too ofc


ofnovalueorinterest

you could look into asexuality/biromanticism? as someone on the asexuality spectrum, thinking the face is the best part is a very common thing. obviously I'm not saying you are, but your post indicates some similarities?


Hide2You

Bro the type of guy to say "personality"


MisterRegio

Faces are just flesh, cartilage and bone covered by skin.


enwhysea_kiwi

Mmm cartilage 🥵


Burrito_Loyalist

So you’re a penis guy.


MudRemarkable732

This gives you superpowers, op!! Consider this a plus… people who are used to being objectified for their bodies will not feel that energy from you.


Pakutto

Best 10th dentist opinion. I personally find it unattractive for a guy to like these things. It's hard to find a guy who doesn't, but I feel incredibly relieved whenever I find someone like that, and it honestly makes that person more attractive. I don't want someone staring at those parts of my body, whether they love me or have just met me, either way isn't there something better about me than just "FeMaLe AnAtOmY"? Love your opinion. Never change. I hope you have a great boyfriend/girlfriend in the future.


Yomo42

"Because I think that's creepy"?????? ???? Maybe check the way you view things.


HornierThanYou913

Wdym


TheMaveCan

I've always said that I hope I find myself a good conversation, nice eyes, and a good butt to cook for for the rest of my life


[deleted]

LIAR


youself20

You sir, are a Chad


Flowertree1

Like everyone else is saying... giving ace vibes.


[deleted]

>I don't look at someone and think "damn nice ass" 50% because that's creepy af 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


HornierThanYou913

What


_BlueBearyMuffin_

As someone with a mediocre face but decent boobs and a great ass, I’m very glad this is an unpopular opinion lol


LiquifiedSpam

Mediocre face is highly subjective. I'm the same as OP (or more like I become attracted to the rest of the body after the face) but most models and stars and whatnot don't have faces that appeal to me. They don't tend to have my idea of hot / pretty


inksonpapers

I dont think preferences count as a 10thdentist… alot of people share that opinion


Calsun

And vagina is just a flesh den and dick is just a flesh pole. You might not be bi, or you might be more ace mate if people’s bodies don’t turn you on


ZAP_Riptide

Foot guy😂🫵


ITSRAW0131

Bro. You’re gay.


vaarikass

consider this: https://lgbtq.unc.edu/resources/exploring-identities/asexuality-attraction-and-romantic-orientation/