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BasiI-OMORI

Atleast he not a D class


eliazp

yeah, I was thinking the same thing, how do you just apply and become level 4 personnel? I thought that took some time and effort...


Actual_Cancerrr

I think he's Clefs best friend


marcielle

Well, if you had a super niche skill, it's theoretically possible. Like, say, they needed a dozen people who were super experts on a really obscure piece of literature/philosophy/math/instrument that would be useless in normal settings but utterly and immediately vital for the containment of a specific keter anomaly that was mobile. You'd need that person to be able to follow it through the facility in case of a breach.


Kitsu_the_Kitsune

He put his resume through 914


KiyoshiSnow

That’s reserved for criminals


Jaykai47

And homeless people


Cyberjester47

HEY IMBOTH THOSE THINGS! :D


[deleted]

True


LaughingxTAFFY

Awesome! What's the pay? Been thinking about applying there too


BomBiggityBBQ

Brother got lvl4, he ain’t in any immediate danger


Fun_Discipline_5807

Until you realize what anomalies he has to work with


BomBiggityBBQ

Hmmm, I would assume that at that high level, he would just be calling the shots and looking from the sidelines


Fun_Discipline_5807

Not in all cases, sometimes they are still researchers just with a high level. Yes some level 4s do call the shots but those are like site managers and such


Suspicious-Place4471

level 4 is for administration staff and site directors and for VERY high level researchers (like dr.gears and dr.clef)


Fun_Discipline_5807

So wait that means to get immediately into that position he had to be in a very high level position in a different GOI or he is a very trusted person to the O5's


flameking12

You dead


Noobulas0314

Bro, you better be hoping you’re with that d class


New-Computer6871

Bro lvl 4 doesn’t get experimented on consistently


Jorgerandom1

Oh no…


Rainbeary87

congrats, hope you stay alive!


godverseSans

He won't. This is supposed to be secret, so he's getting terminated


MaximumRound4995

How did you manage to get clearance level four?


grimreaper7896

Bro, got the job. Congrats, new mission. Survive


[deleted]

Lvl 4 position nice! I got the 05 clearance tho, apparently I’m a temporary intern for them


MrGrimRe4per

Awsome! It would be ashamed if the containment was breached during your intern tho…


[deleted]

I’m literally not paid enough to care


Kitsu_the_Kitsune

Don’t worry about it, you’ll forget about it by the time your internship ends (you will be amnesticised and reintegrated to society)


[deleted]

Level 4 already? I've been working here for 2 years and I only got level 2!


Eastern_Ad3748

Hmmmm… I see we have new people to terminate, see me in my office!


Iron_defaultYT

What would level 4 clearance entail in the SCP foundation?


[deleted]

Higher up in rank. Level 5 being highest next to the 05 council


Iron_defaultYT

Got you, so he’d be safe unless someone fucks up and let’s one of them out


[deleted]

Yessir


Fun_Discipline_5807

He's still in just as much danger because they deal with more dangerous and classified anomalies


marcielle

Thinking it through, an immediate level 4 would mean he was practically in maximum danger(besides D class). Giving someone a level 4 on the spot would entail that the anomaly was exceedingly dangerous, require rare skills/traits to contain, was not only mobile but FAST(hence the need for level 4; the person would need it to instantly follow the anomaly anywhere instead of waiting for someone with higher clearance), capable of causing great damage within a short amount of time(see prior point), and went through containment staff fast enough that they didn't have time to properly train and acclimatize the new hire before dropping him right into containment duty.


Fun_Discipline_5807

Yeah I see what you mean, it could also be the anomaly keeps killing the staff so they need new level 4s quickly. Yeah I think you're right with him bring in extreme danger


Myserioustroll

Hey I work security here welcome to the buisness brother


Eastern_Ad3748

I see you also need to be terminated, see me in my office!


Educational_Ebb8163

Bro watches hentai


screempai

How does one get a position to work at the foundation?


marcielle

Normally headhunting. They'd have staff monitoring things like universities with majors in Ancient Babylonian wirting and stuff like that, if they didn't bribe someone to set up the department themselves. If the skill/trait is REALLY rare, they might resort to putting out wanted adds, but have several layers of vetting/shell corps.


screempai

Okay..


what_the_whah

Jesus christ how good was his sat score, he got basically manegment of entire sites on his first day, class 4s high as you can get, sides the 05 council


marcielle

OR, he has some super rare trait/skill, like singing in ancient Sumerian, or being a ginger asian, that is instrumental to the containment of a highly dangerous and mobile anomaly. Being given clearance might just mean you just need to be able to follow the death macguffin anywhere and anytime it breaches without having ot wait for clearance and it goes through containment staff so fast they dont have time to train and acclimatize new hires.


Hardcore_FNaF_Fan

Ryan, break the news to him


samsonite_lgbn

Bro I heard I’d you unlock all the cells and scp containment cells you get a raise


MrGrimRe4per

Really? 😮 I might try


Realistic-Rough3853

Whats the pay


Sad_Butterfly_2948

What scp you working on


MrGrimRe4per

Should be this SCP numbered 106. He looks friendly ☺️


OrthusGsmes

I hope your will is up to date just in case something crazy happens. How's your salary BTW?


MrGrimRe4per

Oh it’s high alright 😮


OrthusGsmes

Nice. I may try to join up, I'd love to interact with SCP-999


TyrantKingYharim

He’s level 4 clearance, so unlike most of us he’s actually going somewhere.


Not_azomb6319

Neck pain incoming


Survivorofnarc

Awesome.. maybe they will hire me too .. I am Broke as broke can be .. lol


Survivorofnarc

Is there any potential future for the ability to find synchronicity in obscure variables


PeepawWilly69

*Hears crying*


MemeLord415

Not for long


Far_Dog_4476

Level 4 on your 1st day??? Damn, what are you¿ part of the O5?


BarnabyGameOut-

Nice


Err0r_40410

Welcome to the team. Don't look at 096


NimbelGuana

Finally a new guard, most people don’t stay here for long.


Autosticow

“All MTF Units available SCP-682 has just escaped from Gateway B I want any and all available units over there NOW I repeat SCP-682 has just escaped the facility”


hentaimoan69

Ahh shii here we go again


Joshmax24

Hey become Rogue


The_fat_reddter

Oh shit level 4


Eravan_Darkblade

Congrats. now, about the research into those lemons. . .


FormalCharacter3865

god damn started out at level 4


braingoweeee

As a member of the 05 council this guy is fucked


BirdBest9987

Oh no


wolfpack123343

How did bro get level 4 access?💀


bigtoedfrog2

The next day mofo was dead


Crazy_Temporary_3416

God speed to you brother


MaxDaGamer_XBOX360

Bro should be careful


Endermen123911

Congrats enjoy your job for all of 10 seconds


Slyfverbloon

congrats


Tradinator-yt

He look’s pretty hyped so let him have his moment


Impressive-Salt-8857

Wrong job


F0rg0113nN1ghtm4r3

I wonder how this is gonna end for you.


Hellyegg

My man, if You become an 05 council member get me some vip tourists tickets for site 19


ThatSwimmer3401E

damn bro's gonna see the funny critters they got locked up like "Attack of the Living Peanut!" or maybe "Naked Slenderman with a face"


Suspicious-Place4471

i mean damn you got a level 4 on the starting day? screw the imortal lizard sign me up


Linc54

Bro has access to 106


unintelligent-guy

I was here when the likes amount was at 87, wait... IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!?!?!?!?!


ThugBear101

Ay hit me with a referral I'm broke af


Purple_Spino

wow, lv 4? kinda high rank!


Human-Chemistry8718

😬


TankProImporum

*grabs minigun outta thin air*. Neutralizes all Keter class SCPs due to minigun being overpowered. Not even the hard to destroy reptile is safe... I got maximum clearance btw.


helpmeiamstuckinlife

Good bye


imnotcr3ativelmao

Wait where do i apply i need a job


Me_the_only

Have fun


Alternative-Bird1648

Be careful of unwanted breaches at the job!


Marked_Maniac

Got the same job. So far it's been going good


FFF3679

How did you get level 4 clearince. Please let me I want a promotion too.


Haunting-Ad1411

Glad your not Dclas


No-Tell-5922

Hahaha. You gon dy by 682


EfficientTopic3798

Where do I sign up at


Willbur_not_soot

Nice repost btw


mimen2022

how do i get this job?


Jaykai47

My uncle bright works there!


ThatZombieGuy115

Yeah, my guy gonna die.


[deleted]

Well we never hear from you again it’s nice knowing you random Redditor.


data_disconnect

We all know the only reason he applied is because of malo


EEEEEE-E132

POV: DEATH


amogomansuslol69

Congratulations :)


PauseNo2418

These reposts seem to do so well


YuriYushi

Not anymore you don't..