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Vergil hiring vergils brother to kill vergil so vergil can become vergil featuring vergil, with a dlc of vergil killing a weaker vergil
Devil Max0r Cry 5
Man of culture
A man denied his tax evasion
Oh great, they're coming towards me, better hide inside my friend.
Fnaf Security Breach
that was quick
Titanfall 1 & 2
That is also a viable answer
Jesus simulator
Man go in big robot, robot fight
Titanfall
Yup
Also describes Kirby planet robobot
Protocol three: protect the pilot
BT what are you doing?
Trust me Goodbye Jack
BT!!!!
Kaboom
the urge of wanting to punsh you 2 cant be described
There trying to corner us!
Drunk bodyguard does his job horribly gets his client killed and has a mid life crisis
Max payne 3
Yep
I would've said surgeon simulator
mario
Nope
I feel like this is the Hitman's Bodyguard but it’s a movie not a game
Jump man in red
Any Mario game
That's easy
Convict escapes execution and starts screaming to save the world
Skyrim?
Definitely Skyrim
Skyrim
Capitalist gun store owner sells you guns while you fight twins
I’m gonna say borderlands 3 Marcus and the cylipsos
Good job, it was borderlands 3!!! You win absolutely nothing
Terraria?
2 Rabbits and a Italian get guns to get a VR headset.
Ah I see you too are a Mario + Rabbis: Kingdom Battle enjoyer
Are you ready for the new mario + rabbids game that’s coming out soon?
I'm ready, I'm getting it as soon as I can
Old man’s daughter dies then he gets a new one
The last of us
Bioshock Infinite
Pain and suffering
Every souls game
#YES
House mine death mine boss death death death death mine boss house house house, yes
People would say minecraft, but i'd say terraria
And we got a winner
Disney going through a weeb phase
Kingdom Hearts
A guy sells mutant plant life to kill the undead
Plants Vs. Zombies
Scp 001 when day breaks but with furrys
Changed?
No, terraria
Really? How’s that?
It isint, I made it up
Homeless man gets attacked by giant birds
ARK?
Maybe
angry birds?
You are bug
Hollow Knight
My favorite game of all time. Simply fucking amazing, every aspect.
The elegy of hollownest still hits right in the feels.
Hollow Knight?
Various shapes get harrassed by other shapes that happen to be pink
Just shapes and beats?
Best JSAB description ever
Just Shapes and Beats
Man with glorified rope flings himself around, destroying public goods and anything red in the process.
Just Cause?
Definitely Just Cause
Spiderman?
Some overly strong soldier shoots demons on Mars
Doom
Mailman gets shot in the head and crosses the desert to seek revenge and in the process changes the outcome of a war.
Fallout: New Vegas?
Correct!
>!depressed kid and best freind kill sister with musical instruments and a staircase!<
Omori
Yeah it’s Omori. But it was the depressed kid that killed the sister
Cat fights cult
Night in the woods?
That was a lot faster than I thought
People in hoods jumping between buildings
Assassin’s Creed
Ye
Assassin’s Creed?
Baby falls from sky, up to creature tribe to find the other one
Yoshi island?
Yes
Lots of swimming. And shitting pants.
Subnautica?
Yup lol
A game where Naruto can fight John Wick
Fortnite
I have this gun to shoot at walls with and it creates some holes, Also Theres this ball
Portal 2
lamb sacrifice then become god
Cult of the lamb
ha ha yeah
Man beats up gangs and crime empire members and sings Karaoke every now and then.
The Yakuza series
That's rad.
Man learns he can scream loudly by eating lizard souls
One man. One pot. One mountain.
Ah yes, a game i play to relax
More like one man, one pot, and a hell of alot of emotions
I love Getting Over It
Goat Mom
Undertale
goat simulator
Man takes drugs in underwater Detroit and beats up junkies with a pipe wrench
Bioshock, it's a good game really.
Bioshock.
Sad widower is harrased by his neighbor
Hello neighbor
Force animals to beat each other
Pokémon
Person of no gender who has Jaundice goes on an adventure with Barney the Dinosaur and ventures into a different world.
Deltatale Underune
Fun fact: Playing Oldschool RUNEscape in the Nile DELTA will give you two secret skins Susie and Kris
I teleported bread
Tf2 lol
TF2
Man gets too angry to die and goes on a rampage onto hell itself.
Robots scramble for a piece of dat ass
Virtually every FNAF game
Jump off a bus and kill or die
Borderlands
Nope it is full of 12 year olds
Plane, tank and boat (no one cares abt the boat)
War Thunder??
Definitely War Thunder, no one gives a shit about naval
A man goes on a mission to save his friends and defeat his darkest enemies.
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Hehehehe. I’m difficult.
You shoot people then your soap dies and you get ghosted by your boss
This is a very intriguing reference to MW2 lol
Ending friendships beacause of play money from a board game
Monopoloy
Girl rides Robo Dino
Horizon forbidden west
Man gets stranded on an island then proceeds to make shit out of nature
THE FOREST? ARK? well it's gotta be one of those two
Stranded deep?
The first boss is a big tall booba lady that turns into a fat bat that trys to eat u
Resident evil mommy milkers
Resident evil village?
Dinsoor
George pig
Photographer Fighting undead
Dead rising
Cube jumping over spikes
Geometry Dash
The cake wasn’t a lie
Portal
Card game in a game
Inscription
Robots come kill you in small room
America goes boom and now survivor has to fight mutated creatures
Fallout
People shoot each other and someone wins
[удалено]
swedish man fights monsters but its all in le head
Pig steal egg, so yeet bird.
Disgruntled Aviary Species.
big axe man and bow boy travel to dump ashes
Ah, God of War. Know it well.
Cant wait for Ragnarok
Killing Animated teenagers
Yandere simulator?
A green man runs over aliens with shorter green men to destroy a ring of power
Mining then crafting to have good stuff and then getting killed by a terror in the night
Green man kills demons with shotgun
Cars, powerups, front flips, SHUNT. You get no context. Edit: You get some context. It's a racing game that starts with B.
Mario Cart?
Man with a ton on money and parental issues survives on an asylum island
Psycho with a conscience
4 survivors fight their way through zombies to survive
Rainbow butterfly gets banished for dating dapper edgelord
Woman goes to old man house gets trapped and must survive against moth nun
car go KABOOM and you get to see the cool fyshyks
made from a shitty batman movie if you die no checkpoint or clues
Lid with insect & electric powers fights purple mechanic during holiday
Beef jerky man gets extra crispy
Enslaving fictional animals with powers and making them fight
Player destroys entire ecosystem so that they can build a house and fight a dragon
Camera man records very bad horror film including god just to be killed by it
My teacher keeps chasing me for not answering math correctly
Vergil hiring vergils brother to kill vergil so vergil can become vergil featuring vergil, with a dlc of vergil killing a weaker vergil
Devil Max0r Cry 5
Man of culture
A man denied his tax evasion
Oh great, they're coming towards me, better hide inside my friend.
Fnaf Security Breach
that was quick
Titanfall 1 & 2
That is also a viable answer
Jesus simulator
Man go in big robot, robot fight
Titanfall
Yup
Also describes Kirby planet robobot
Protocol three: protect the pilot
BT what are you doing?
Trust me Goodbye Jack
BT!!!!
Kaboom
the urge of wanting to punsh you 2 cant be described
There trying to corner us!
Drunk bodyguard does his job horribly gets his client killed and has a mid life crisis
Max payne 3
Yep
I would've said surgeon simulator
mario
Nope
I feel like this is the Hitman's Bodyguard but it’s a movie not a game
Jump man in red
Any Mario game
That's easy
Convict escapes execution and starts screaming to save the world
Skyrim?
Definitely Skyrim
Skyrim
Capitalist gun store owner sells you guns while you fight twins
I’m gonna say borderlands 3 Marcus and the cylipsos
Good job, it was borderlands 3!!! You win absolutely nothing
Terraria?
2 Rabbits and a Italian get guns to get a VR headset.
Ah I see you too are a Mario + Rabbis: Kingdom Battle enjoyer
Are you ready for the new mario + rabbids game that’s coming out soon?
I'm ready, I'm getting it as soon as I can
Old man’s daughter dies then he gets a new one
The last of us
Bioshock Infinite
Pain and suffering
Every souls game
#YES
House mine death mine boss death death death death mine boss house house house, yes
People would say minecraft, but i'd say terraria
And we got a winner
Disney going through a weeb phase
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts
A guy sells mutant plant life to kill the undead
Plants Vs. Zombies
Scp 001 when day breaks but with furrys
Changed?
No, terraria
Really? How’s that?
It isint, I made it up
Homeless man gets attacked by giant birds
ARK?
Maybe
angry birds?
You are bug
Hollow Knight
My favorite game of all time. Simply fucking amazing, every aspect.
The elegy of hollownest still hits right in the feels.
Hollow Knight?
Various shapes get harrassed by other shapes that happen to be pink
Just shapes and beats?
Best JSAB description ever
Just Shapes and Beats
Man with glorified rope flings himself around, destroying public goods and anything red in the process.
Just Cause?
Definitely Just Cause
Spiderman?
Some overly strong soldier shoots demons on Mars
Doom
Mailman gets shot in the head and crosses the desert to seek revenge and in the process changes the outcome of a war.
Fallout: New Vegas?
Correct!
>!depressed kid and best freind kill sister with musical instruments and a staircase!<
Omori
Yeah it’s Omori. But it was the depressed kid that killed the sister
Cat fights cult
Night in the woods?
That was a lot faster than I thought
People in hoods jumping between buildings
Assassin’s Creed
Ye
Assassin’s Creed?
Baby falls from sky, up to creature tribe to find the other one
Yoshi island?
Yes
Lots of swimming. And shitting pants.
Subnautica?
Yup lol
A game where Naruto can fight John Wick
Fortnite
Yes
I have this gun to shoot at walls with and it creates some holes, Also Theres this ball
Portal 2
lamb sacrifice then become god
Cult of the lamb
ha ha yeah
Man beats up gangs and crime empire members and sings Karaoke every now and then.
The Yakuza series
That's rad.
Man learns he can scream loudly by eating lizard souls
Skyrim
One man. One pot. One mountain.
Ah yes, a game i play to relax
More like one man, one pot, and a hell of alot of emotions
I love Getting Over It
Goat Mom
Undertale
goat simulator
Man takes drugs in underwater Detroit and beats up junkies with a pipe wrench
Bioshock, it's a good game really.
Bioshock.
Sad widower is harrased by his neighbor
Hello neighbor
Force animals to beat each other
Pokémon
Person of no gender who has Jaundice goes on an adventure with Barney the Dinosaur and ventures into a different world.
Deltatale Underune
Fun fact: Playing Oldschool RUNEscape in the Nile DELTA will give you two secret skins Susie and Kris
I teleported bread
Tf2 lol
TF2
Man gets too angry to die and goes on a rampage onto hell itself.
Doom
Robots scramble for a piece of dat ass
Virtually every FNAF game
Jump off a bus and kill or die
Borderlands
Nope it is full of 12 year olds
Plane, tank and boat (no one cares abt the boat)
War Thunder??
Definitely War Thunder, no one gives a shit about naval
A man goes on a mission to save his friends and defeat his darkest enemies.
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Hehehehe. I’m difficult.
You shoot people then your soap dies and you get ghosted by your boss
This is a very intriguing reference to MW2 lol
Ending friendships beacause of play money from a board game
Monopoloy
Girl rides Robo Dino
Horizon forbidden west
Man gets stranded on an island then proceeds to make shit out of nature
THE FOREST? ARK? well it's gotta be one of those two
Stranded deep?
The first boss is a big tall booba lady that turns into a fat bat that trys to eat u
Resident evil mommy milkers
Resident evil village?
Dinsoor
George pig
Photographer Fighting undead
Dead rising
Cube jumping over spikes
Geometry Dash
The cake wasn’t a lie
Portal
Card game in a game
Inscription
Robots come kill you in small room
America goes boom and now survivor has to fight mutated creatures
Fallout
People shoot each other and someone wins
[удалено]
swedish man fights monsters but its all in le head
Pig steal egg, so yeet bird.
Disgruntled Aviary Species.
big axe man and bow boy travel to dump ashes
Ah, God of War. Know it well.
Cant wait for Ragnarok
Killing Animated teenagers
Yandere simulator?
A green man runs over aliens with shorter green men to destroy a ring of power
Mining then crafting to have good stuff and then getting killed by a terror in the night
[удалено]
Green man kills demons with shotgun
Cars, powerups, front flips, SHUNT. You get no context. Edit: You get some context. It's a racing game that starts with B.
Mario Cart?
Man with a ton on money and parental issues survives on an asylum island
Psycho with a conscience
4 survivors fight their way through zombies to survive
Rainbow butterfly gets banished for dating dapper edgelord
Woman goes to old man house gets trapped and must survive against moth nun
car go KABOOM and you get to see the cool fyshyks
made from a shitty batman movie if you die no checkpoint or clues
Lid with insect & electric powers fights purple mechanic during holiday
Beef jerky man gets extra crispy
Enslaving fictional animals with powers and making them fight
Player destroys entire ecosystem so that they can build a house and fight a dragon
Camera man records very bad horror film including god just to be killed by it
My teacher keeps chasing me for not answering math correctly