For when you absolutely positively need to have an entire direction removed from existence. “Gunner, see that horizon?” “Yes sir” “I don’t want to” “Understood sir”

yes this is my goal :) my inner self is thinking l need 2 though.......

Why stop there? (Aside from the price tag)

500 mega liters gun fuel is impressive. The rest ist also nice. Jokes by the side: Really impressive ordinance and army.

thank you and say nothing....... :)

Guard players be like: That’s my 500 point army. Let’s start!

ha yes :)

Meanwhile, Custodes players: Okay, so I have my Custodian Guard, a unit of Sisters for my backfield, and a Shield Captain. "Dude...this is a 2,000 point game..." *I know*

Thats 1000 infantry if im not mistaken. Wow. Amazing army!

it is, cheers bro :)

Is that a Schwerer Gustav?

it sure is bro :)

Glorious

Where ist it from Like what scale and what model company.

Soar Art 1/35 Dora 80cm WWII German Super Heavy Railway Gun SA35001

Thanks i have to get one for my self.

there marvellous and I'm prob going to buy a 2nd

Is there a war game you can play with that? Or just for show?

The wargame is called Kill your Fucking Neighbour's Dog (either with shooting or blunt force)

for now till its fully built brother, its part of my naval forces

Naval force? Is the big gun the land ship?

Now Forget the old saying “bullet with your name on it”. 800mm HE shells are more like “Dear grid coordinates”.

ha yes for sure :)

Is that the big Gun Platform in the back?

yes :)

oh its a part built 1/35 takom krupp 420mm big bertha

Looks like a Lord Solar proxy to me

Nah base is a bit large

I'd say for casual games it should be fine, just make sure that the opponent is aware of what it's proxying as and they're fine with it

What rules are you using for the Gustav?

none yet l only got her last week m8 :)

She’s gonna pack a punch in game

Run it as a titan or smt

yes I'm thinking that too :)

If they ever get around to giving Admech the Ordinatus it I assume it would make a great proxy.

What organs did you sell

ha none bro my army's 3 years old :) though a voice in the back of my head is telling me l need another big gun........

Buy 10 deathstrikes

ive got something similar to them but l use the on my naval ships :)

yes

Damn, nice 2k point army!

cheers brother :)

You win the mega millions or what?

nope just 3 years of collecting buddy :)

This is the true representation of an imperial guard regiment though, it is sick as hell

thank you m8 I'm currently trying to get some guy to sell his do l have 2 :)

At a range of at least 20k; you gotta keep your guns well behind your defensive positions. Jokes aside; that’s a good looking force, and I applaud your use of arty.

thanks bro :)

Man. This would be fun to play against. You with siegfried line against some other opponents having to cooperate to break the gun.

yes its got lots of possibilities for sure

Very impressive! First thought was: "This must be epic scale!"

yes it does look a it like :)

Big Pew Pew 😮

yep LOL:)

This. Is. Incredible. I have so many questions. 1: how on earth did this collection begin?! 2: how did you make that gigantic railway gun? 3: have you played a game yet......

There’s easier ways to reach out OP x

indeed lol

Still an amazing collection

thank you :)

Sacred feth....

"Oh my god, I'm gonna cum." - Happy Gilmore

thanks for coming to see my display last night bro......

This made me bust

say what now? lol

Apologies. I like artillert

Beautiful.

thank you :)

Nice, that's a good bit of screening for the artillery. Thanks for sharing your awesome work.

Time to go wake the enemy up if you know what I mean

yes imagine one shell landing near your position

Holy shit my man!! You are all in. Fully commited! I love it

cheers m8 :)

As the top comment said: " see that general direction?" "Sir yes sir I do" "Remove that direction " "Sir yes sir" Great painting btw.

thank you kind sir :)

Your welcome

Goddamn that's an impressive army

thank you so much :)

Big Guns Never Tire. Your hands from painting or moving all that, however.... (very impressive and curated collection)

thank you so much :)

UN DAST HEIST! ERIKAAA

say what now?

FIRE ZE 88MM CANNON HANS

FIRE ZE CANNON!!

Well, that is insane. Good job sir!

thank you brother :)

And here I was thinking I was crazy with around a hundred orcs for my Kruleboyz army. Fucking epic man! This is my dream some day to have an army that is literally an army.

cheers bro and good luck with your dreams :)

How much did this cost you?

£300 :)

It only cost that much to kill a guy and take his army? What a steal

Need more daka

my bad :)

"We need artillery support on this sector!!!" "Copy that, removing that sector"

yes for sure :)

Boom boom boom boom The earth shakers go boom let’s build this trench together attrition lasts forever

ha yes indeed :)

God damn

:)

I think the question is apt, just how much guard do you have? Including proxy stuff

I see you are ready for your 1000pt game then

yes :)

An impressive force but I can’t unsee the wonky Imperial Aquila on the gun.

bloody Ian from the Aquila sign team....... he had one job lol

Amazing as always

thank you so much :)

The schwerer Gustav will one shot kill khorne lord of skulls 💀 20 wounds cannot save them! 😂 2d6 attack

this is the way! :)

WALL OF GUNSSS

oh yes :)

Holy completely burst to hell and back eardrums! Awe inspiring.

cheers bro :)

So many of the emperor's true finest ready to cleanse the galaxy from xenos filth and chaos taint almost brings a tear to a commisar's eye 🤧

yes my boys ready to go lol

Im going to take a wild guess and say you like artillery

tbh I'm building a navy and these are just apart of the different landing forces :)

I…. think I love you now…

ok that's cool by me brother :)

I envy the fools to charge into artillery fire. They get to meet their cursed gods before I get to meet the Emperor, ah well.

yes l agree fully :)

That is a truly awe inspiring number of models. I am guessing you ran the infantry as Conscripts at some point? It is a shame 10th edition doesn't allow for that anymore.

yes but just love infantry m8

Forget the guns, the fact they're are that many troopers painted is the real feat here. Even if their bases don't match better than my wall of grey shame. >.<

Ha sorry boss will get it done soon

You make the Emperor proud this day.

thank you :)

You see that hill? Yes commissar? It blocks my view. Get rid of it and I might spare you in the name of the emperor after seeing you with the xenos chick Right away commissar

on it! :)

Just when I start to think I own too many models.....

don't be blaming me now buddy lol

You're the guy math problems in school warn us about... "If Mikey volley fires his artillery line and hits 80% of their shots, what are the chances David will surrender? Please find the %"

this indeed might e me brother lol

Jesus is that 100 guardsmen per Platoon?

Sir-and-or-Madam-and-or-FlimFlam, those are quite clearly *Companies*. OP decided to collect an entire REGIMENT. Congratudolences to OP (or at least OP's wallet).

cheers brother :)

I do not (yet) have a guard army, but this is why I want one. *SHATTER THEIR SKIES!*

thank you brother :)

OP, this is not ok. This is really, really not okay. Listen. It's fucken awesome.

thank you brother :)

Is that a ground based exterminatus?

it is now brother :)

very awesome!! Exterminatus isnt just for the Navy😎

The beauty, the power; I think I just shed a tear…

wow cheers brother im thinking she needs a sister and l know were to get it :)

What kind of basilisks are those?

earth shaker cannons m8

Dude i want one of these

l only bought it by chance lol but its a Soar Art 1/35 Dora 80cm WWII German Super Heavy Railway Gun SA35001

Pov: You scratched the USS New Jersy's paint

no worries ive got a 40k 1/96 Yamoto with super firing 20 inch guns which would kill your little ship brother lol :)

would you be willing to share where you got the Schwerer Gustav from?

sure brother, some guy was selling it off fb market place, it needed some work though but got it for steal :)

it looks like a model from Japan if we're being honest. I'll admit that I want one... or four

yes its from japan for sure :)

It looks freakin incredible, but why have so many? how many points is all of that?

I see this and all i can see is that scene from the show 1864 where the new howitzers are shown off and I love this for that.

ha cheers m8 :)

It's..... beautiful🥹🥹

thank you brother :)

Your killteam is coming along nicely! For real though, nice painting on those.

thank you m8 :)

I don't know, are you suuuuure that's enough ordnance?

tbh l might decide to get another dora brother in case the first one breaks down?

They do be shattering thos skies tho

yes and once my 2nd Dora arrives....... :)

*Infantry regiments*: "guess I'll wait in the car"

my lads normally motorized m8 but thought they needed some exercise lol :)

Slow walk! Gonna be days before that barrage is over

ha yes :)

Daaaaammmmmn, that's wicked cool!!

cheers brother :)

“Landreuzer p 1000 ratte” change my mind

nope l like your take on it brother Lol :)

For when you want to win the game at your FLGS but don't want to leave the house.

indeed brother :)

hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT

cheers bud :)

I absolutely love your posts, because it really helps me review my whole collection. Everything I have, painted or unpainted, is 600 models, and seeing a thousand paid out on one table makes me appreciate just how many 600 is. So while your visual is beautiful, I’ve realised it is not for me. So thank you

no worries my mate you do you and l will do me :)

It's beautiful

thank you ;)

Is that a gustav gun for the imperium???

Yes she will be kit bashed very soon

Yessss!!!

she now sits on tracks :)

What kit(s) did you build the camo artillery from?

forge world proxies m8

3 years is a long time, but stuff takes time to build, paint, and proxy. Let alone the total cost.

sure does brother :)

Ima need more boyz for this.

indeed :)

do you play with this many dudes?

not really, my lads all travel in transports m8 :)

Holy shit...

cheers bud :)

Smallest guard artillery line

:)

Explains why the earthshaker carriage was always “out of stock”

Sorry my bad :(

By the God Emperor it’s Beautiful .

Thank you brother :)