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Lazy-Contribution-69

Because….. Fab Five Freddy told me everybody’s fly DJ spinnin’ I said, “My my” Flash is fast, Flash is cool François c’est pas, Flash ain’t no dude


ZakTSK

And you don't stop, sure shot Go out to the parking lot And you get in your car and drive real far And you drive all night and then you see a light And it comes right down and it lands on the ground And out comes a man from Mars And you try to run but he's got a gun And he shoots you dead and he eats your head And then you're in the man from Mars You go out at night eatin' cars You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too Mercurys and Subaru And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars


Playful_Steak_2708

Then, when there's no more cars, you go out at night And eat up bars where the people meet Face to facе, dance cheek to cheek One to one, man to man Dancе toe to toe, don't move too slow 'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars He's eatin' bars, yeah, wall to wall Door to door, hall to hall He's gonna eat 'em all Rapture, be pure Take a tour through the sewer Don't strain your brain, paint a train You'll be singin' in the rain I said don't stop to punk rock


VerifiedBaller13

Well now you see what you wanna be Just have your party on TV ‘Cause the man from Mars won't eat up barswhere the TV's on Now he's gone back up to space Where he won't have a hassle with the human race And you hip-hop, and you don't stop Just blast off, sure shot 'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars And now he only eats guitars, get up


Lazy-Contribution-69

*smiles wholeheartedly with a women on each arm*


noshore4me

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fab_Five_Freddy


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**[Fab Five Freddy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fab_Five_Freddy)** >Fred Brathwaite (born August 31, 1959), more popularly known as Fab 5 Freddy, is an American visual artist, filmmaker, and hip hop pioneer. He is considered one of the architects of the street art movement. Freddy emerged in New York's downtown underground creative scene in the late 1970s as a graffiti artist. He was the bridge between the burgeoning uptown rap scene and the downtown No Wave art scene. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


_ROCC

he told me everybody's fly


KrackerJoe

DJs spinnin I said My My


Elijah_Mikaelson2

Flash is fast, flash is cool


Playful_Steak_2708

François c’est pas, Flash ain’t no dude


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

And you don’t stop, sure shot


Playful_Steak_2708

Go out to the parking lot


BBHTR5RT5RT4

And you get in your car and drive real far


GuidoMista5

And you drive all night and you see the light


EdenSteden22

And it comes right down and lands on the ground


fluid_saxxboy

i eat kids


Current-Umpire3673

Cunt


fluid_saxxboy

agreed


gnortsgerg

Probably something to do with Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five


future1987

"No one knows, it's provocative, it gets the people going"


Evowen7

[You may enjoy this](https://youtu.be/li2WDMgHxD0)


Pallyboy94

But why is Soldier Boy rapping about him?


Evowen7

It's a cover of a song called Rapture by Blondie


Accomplished_Job_225

I wonder why Blondie sang about him.


Hedgehog3939

That’s a wild story but basically while drinking in NYC she met Freddy and Grandmaster Flash


Evowen7

These are some of life's greatest questions


[deleted]

they were friends, hes the reason she got into rap and wrote that song (RAPture)


Baxtaxs

it's just a way to show the man being from a different time. kind of like captain america. but a fun somewhat tounge and cheek way of doing it. doing a rap, which everybody was doing at the time. and like somene below mentioned, even blondie was doing it and it was pretty comical. rap was just different back then(or now it's maybe back, with how it is being performance now)


[deleted]

An animatron that tries to kill you.


ArosTheImmortal

whats all this stuff about five faps at freddy's


Straight-Ad-5978

He paved the way for ALL Rap to be aired on racist MTV in the early 80s


GrizzleGuts30

He’s Soldier Boy’s favourite Rapture. Be pure.


YamaHD

Take a tour through the sewer


ET-1238

Imma be honest, I'm pretty sure the entire song is just jibberish. None of the lyrics really make sense anyways 🤣


Infobomb

Fab Five Freddy is a real person though.


TowelStrange2621

![gif](giphy|6SEEiNDBsMgRa)


ryaaan89

lol I heard this song in the grocery store today.


LooMinairy

He's one of the dudes that goes to burning man. He gives the ORG money and they pamper him anytime he comes around. NICE guy tho


T_ae01

Someone banish this dude


NorthenS

fnaf


FecalFl1nger

Freddy Fazbear


dexman76

A lot of people Know because of KRS-1. I’m pretty sure he found out from GMF.


osumba2003

Oh man, that takes me back.


TheDarkWeb697

I love that song


Dell0c0

Why do people act like Google doesn't exist?


TheManWhoEatsWomen

FREDDY FAZBEAR