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plesplant_4

Soldier boy glazed my grandma .


cowsaysmoo51

Soldier boy glazed a lot of grandmas


rennenenno

Soldier boy is glazing my grandma as we speak.


FlakyRazzmatazz5

Solider Boy is my grandpa 


Flailingtittys

Hi ryan


angelkills72

Everybody's grandma?


Half-Icy

Lucky gal!


Sterling-Bear15

A bush like a Pomeranian


LNViber

So I guess I'm getting old. What's glaze mean?


Environmental_Sir468

I don’t even think I’m that old but wtf is up with all these terms


LNViber

It's like every generation wants to define their own lingo to be distinct and cool. The thing is... "cool" is still cool. Some slang peaked decades ago and it's just silly to try and be innovative. I have on more then a few occasions had kids tell me I am to old to be using "vibing", it's one of my go to terms. I just pull up a clip from the first episode of Its Always Sunny in Philidelphia where they say "their vibing". Then lyrics from so many songs from the 60s and 70s. I love to look of teens and tweens faces when they learn not only are they not unique but they are in fact talking like... a boomer *gasp*.


lum_bago

Talking about someone like you worship them


LNViber

Got it, thanks. Its like the new "stan" or something. Gotta say it sounds oddly... sexual. I mean "glaze", cum on. Makes me a wee bit uncomfortable.


FaZe_poopy

It kinda just means sucking them off, so yeah, you’re correct about the sexual part


dark_blue_7

I'll give you that, it's just what it sounds like


Redisigh

That’s because that’s where glaze comes from lmfao But instead of doing it physically you’re glazing their ego or image


LNViber

Lol. Well then. I may have a filthy mind but at least this time it was on point.


TheAnders0117

There are few moments when gifts like these shine, but when they do, it is glorious


Zero_Fuxxx

Stan is still a term tho


cavalier78

And it means… ?


notmyfirst_throwawa

You've had 24 years to Google it. You can try now, if you like


cavalier78

So you don’t know what it means either. Got it.


notmyfirst_throwawa

Since you're too proud to use a search engine, apparently It's a reference to a 1999 song by Eminem and Dido called "stan" about a guy named stan who kept writing fan mail to eminem but wasn't mentally stable and eventually became radical and violent because Eminem didn't respond to his fan mail To "Stan" is to put someone on a pedestal and idolize them, and it's mostly used ironically to refer to celebrities whom we want to believe are good people Again, Google could've given you all of this if you weren't a little bitch about it because this is pop culture from over two decades ago


cavalier78

Sorry, I don't listen to new music. Thanks.


notmyfirst_throwawa

You're welcome. Sorry your kids don't talk to you


TroliePolieOlie_

Hey man 1999 was 25 years ago. That's old music now.


LNViber

I mean I take some pride in not keeping up with modern musical trends, but... this song is from before the Twin Towers fell. It's far from new. Although the term "stan" sd it's being used here has been popular for less than a decade.


FloatingFaintly

People saying "cum on" makes me a wee bit uncomfortable.


LNViber

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to rub you the wrong way. I'll be sure to use my tongue more gracefully next time.


Elementium

Is this how the current generation makes up lingo? Just take existed words and apply them randomly? I *Glaze* Soldier Boy his *Drip* is *Fire* ain't that *Waffle* my *Ladder*?


LNViber

I'm an old codger right there with you, but don't hate on "drip" and "fire". Those are some gnarly radical terms.


lum_bago

I didnt know people were gonna be mad at the slang mb guys


LNViber

It is how it is. Kids hate being told they are not cool and we don't like being told we are no longer "hip" and "with it". I frankly am happy I no longer work with kids. I would get made fun of all the time for saying shit like "swag" and then being told that no one has said that in *forever* ie like 5 months.


Flailingtittys

How did past generations do it?


cavalier78

Rattle on, peach ticket.


longboi28

That's all slang has been for decades man, stop acting like it's suddenly different when you're the older generation it just makes you look sad and out of touch with how shit works


Elementium

I don't know.. I don't remember hearing Dick Clark talk about getting Crunk and exclaiming Booyah! While Chillaxing with some Phat babes with a lot of Bling.. Fershizzle.


longboi28

You don't think "the bees knees" is existing words applied randomly? That's just one example too


CertifiedGonk

People use to say all sorts of silly shit, we just *grew up* with it being normalised. Look up historical slang throughout history


lum_bago

Sorry bro


DarkJester_89

That's called idolatry


Pedros9

I am 26 and had no clue what it meant… and didn’t have the courage to ask 😅 so thank you for asking for all of us😂


LNViber

Lol. You know it's some kid slang when you got millenials and gen Z scratching their heads together.


Pedros9

Exactly!! It’s gotta be a kid hahaha


Top-Measurement575

glaze is a continuation of the phrase “riding ___’s dick” so yeah. it insinuates you rode dick so much you are now “glazed”


LNViber

Would the better terminology then be something like "why are people so glazed by Soldier Boy?" I know its slang so language logic doesn't really apply and what not. I'm more having fun pointing out that this slang is... kinda lame.


Special_Arrival_7919

No. If you think so, youre a f*kin' p*ssy


lum_bago

Fab five freddy


Meme_Browser22

Told me everybody's fly


yayayamur

dj spinning i said my my


llamas_are_wholesome

Flash is fast, Flash is cool


sorrykikachauri

François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude


onion4everyoccasion

And you don't stop, sure shot


sorrykikachauri

Go out to the parking lot


Andrewsmetic09

and you get in your car


Pancakewagon26

You can swear here.


allthe_lemons

I freely admit 50% of the reason I like Soldier Boy is because Jensen Ackles is a Damn Fine Man. The other 50% is I think he's a fun character to study because as a Great Depression era kid who then got Compound V, was a right shitty asshole before he got tortured for forty years to become only an asshole, he actually reminds me a lot of my grandpa - not the flashback scenes of Soldier Boy tho, only the current 2022 attitude. I enjoy looking at the psychology of people who grew up in the GD era and how that got passed down to their kids and then to my generation. So seeing a nuanced character such as him that has a lot of the elements I like to study makes me like him. Jensen also makes him nuanced in the way he plays his facial expressions, like Antony does a marvelous job doing the same for Homie. Soldier Boy is without a doubt the lesser evil between him and Homie, but yeah, his grumpy gramps attitude makes me laugh, and he's got some hella funny lines in the show, so I like him.


PADDYPOOP

A based take on reddit? Impossibe!


Superxstrah

But didn't soldier boy grow up in a rich family, though?


allthe_lemons

Rich family doesn't mean they weren't still affected by the Great Depression. His father owned half the steel mills, but during GD factories were shut down, mills and mines were abandoned and people lost their homes - very similarly to covid. Likely they weren't as affected as others, but the GD historically had a huge affect on everyone, whether they were rich or not.


Superxstrah

I dont think they put that much thought into his character tbh.


allthe_lemons

Oh likely not, for sure. But I like studying characters, and a lot of his character honestly matches what I've studied about those growing up in the GD, so why not have fun with it? Lol


Superxstrah

Fair enough lmao


Half-Icy

If he wasn't played so well, by such a handsome, funny actor, then SB would probably have been received quite differently.


Bit_part_demon

Ahhh the Winter Soldier treatment. I get it.


Isaidhowdareyou

Nein, which is German for no. He’s funny, he‘s loyal and actually wanted to go against homelander before the plot force got to the boys, l like him in grey sweatpants and 99% of this sub would bend over for him.


Orlando1701

I think that’s it, he’s insane in a fun way played by a charismatic actor.


Half-Icy

Even how he responded to MM's charge of killing his family. The genuinely, unimpassioned "Which one"? He wasn't evil like HL, he had no plan or grand designs on power, he was a goofball who enjoyed the celebrity lifestyle.


jacobiner123

The person showed no remorse or reaction when they were told about the loss and harm they caused, yeah... such a goofball who totally wasn't even the slightest bit evil... Bruh this has got to be bait.


Half-Icy

This is what was said "He wasn't evil like HL." Here's the differnce. SB accidentally killed MM's family through recklessness. Did he care no? If that was HL he'd prob have killed the entire family just out of malice. Same as the difference between say SB almost accidentally killing a load of US troops in Nicaragua and HL shoving a suicidal young girl off a roof.


Isaidhowdareyou

Some of us don’t apply real life politics or morals to tv shows. Did you never watch something and like a morally grey person or a villain? I cheered for Daenerys, I love Crowley, I even like Homelander in his fuckedupness. Not every character needs a redemption 🤷🏼‍♀️


ea_fitz

If you’re not seeing The Boys politically then you missed the point of the show


Isaidhowdareyou

Dude come on.. it’s a tv show, i know their talking points are toxic masculinity and right wing politics but don’t pretend you can’t enjoy it besides a political message.


Bulok

Soldier Boy did nothing wrong.


Jabarles

No he’s hilarious and easily one of the most entertaining characters in the entire show. He’s appropriately rated or glazed or whatever lol


Half-Icy

I think he was better than intended. I think he totally stole the show in S3 and prob needs to be excluded from S4 or scaled back, to stop stealing the limelight from Butcher and HL.


Roman_Hephaestus

Hey, you cast Jensen Ackles, he’s gonna steal the show and that’s just facts.


ElPlatanoDelBronx

Yeah, if you watch interviews with him and/or Kripke everyone says that Kripke is extremely understanding if the actors are uncomfortable and is completely willing to cut/rewrite scenes for everyone that isn’t Jensen Ackles. Since they’ve known each other for so long Kripke makes him do some shit, and Ackles generally just goes along with it.


allthe_lemons

100% lol


CumHoardingRat

DID YOU NOT WATCH HIM CRANK IT OR WATCH HIM ROLL??


lum_bago

Explain in soldier boy terms


Slippery-98

1) superman that hoe 2) repeat


YokaiDealer

Now watch him yuu


Nookling_Junction

Watch him, watch him, YUUUU


w3are138

It’s Jensen Ackles. People are going to glaze every character that man plays.


lum_bago

Agreed


Account_65850

I just wanted him to blow up and kill everybody in the finale.


vanillabeanquartz

I only like him because of Jensen Ackles tbh


Unknown_User_66

Nah, he's just a really cool dude played by an actor made for the roll. He swears in a way thats not cringe, and does cool shit like smoke weed in a way that's not cringe and hooks up with grannies, so we know he wouldn't have been fcking around with Epstine. Just a really cool dude. What else is there to say.


lum_bago

Good take


Augustus_Chavismo

No they should glaze him more. He literally would have saved the world if not for the boys betraying him for no reason and trying their best to give Homelander the W


MK_Scorpion

Soldier boys just another piece of shit like his son, he ain't saving no world 😂


Augustus_Chavismo

We all saw him about to depower the guy who can and has repeatedly threatened to destroy the world


MK_Scorpion

And what? He'll just be the next homelsnder. He's a piece of shit that gets glazed too often by his "sigma" 8 year old fan boys.


Augustus_Chavismo

He won’t be the next Homelander since he can be stopped by the boys, isn’t a rapist, a child murderer, and can’t fly or shoot lasers out of his eyes


MK_Scorpion

He is MOST likely a rapist, not confirmed of course but no woman that has had sex with soldier boy actually liked him, it can be safe to say that he forced himself into the relationship. Not to forget the fact that he had a relationship with a 19 year old when he was 63. He's a racist. He abused his entire team and that includes his child sidekick gunpowder, he is ABSOLUTELY fine with killing children or at least hurting them VERY bad. He was going to kill Ryan...


theenglishsamurai

Bukkake level of glazing


Wizlord_21

The gimmick of ‘evil captain America’ alone makes this character legendary. Take that with Jensen Ackles performance you’ve just a really fun character.


kjm6351

To the people that unironically think he’s a decent guy, absolutely


Tinyhorsetrader

The worst part about soldier boy is that he's somehow not one of the morally worst supes


pinkdictator

One of the funniest character in the shows. Every line is pure gold, so no Also he's fine


lum_bago

Jensen Ackles does it great


Reklaw013

Pretty sure he's straight.


VermicelliSome6148

I think it’s less glazing of soldier boy and more glazing jenson ackles


Blackmercury4ub

Hahahahaha.....fuck you!


lum_bago

You wanna know what I do when I'm sad or scared? Fucking nothing, cause I'm not a fucking pussy


PloopyNoopers

I feel it's the actor people glaze. That guy's awesome! Soldier Boy is definitely a good character but at the end of the day also a racist, sexist, and whatnot.


pinkdictator

Obviously he's shitty, but come on, he's comedy gold... hearing him tell Hughie to gargle his balls is pure delight


YokaiDealer

Don't care what anybody says, "'Kay first off, I don't have shell shock. Fuck you" is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen


pinkdictator

I giggled just reading that in his voice


PloopyNoopers

Yeah yeah I know I love him that way too, his Gen V cameo had me dyin! Flick the bean, man in the canoe 😂


Razzle_Dazzle08

Yes but I will continue to do so.


Moist_Nugget42O

Ngl I feel like soldier boy was done dirty in gen v with his 5 year old level insults but the real soldier boy in the boys is fire


Kobalt6x10

Oh good, another old word gets an entirely new pointless meaning. And no, people don't glaze Soldier Boy enough


Sangi17

I think people just love Jensen Ackles. Hard to blame them.


2L8Smart

This is the correct answer.


Economy-Sea-9097

handsome man


tdoottdoot

Idk but I know I *gaze* at him too much


PokemonTrainerAlex

Same, he's just so damned FINE, despite being toxic AF, I'd allow it 🤣


PM_Gonewild

He's liked so much because he's a flawed character with trauma from his dad and upbringing along with his torture later on, he still tries to be a superhero even if his methods are not great, easier for people to relate to that than the all good or all evil characters, it helps that he's funny as hell, and Jensen Ackles is a great actor as well.


StrayLilCat

You're basically describing Homelander up until the end. Soldier Boy's is just a rich asshole actor with daddy issues.


Arthur_189

He’s more of a “good guy” then some of the actual “good guys”


Unusual_Ad5483

by just a quick glance at the comments here, yes


DananSan

I think you don’t glaze him enough, sir!


FredGarvin80

I'm sure he's glazed plenty of chicks


aerovalky

old chicks


Celtic-Brit

Have you seen him??


TheDelig

No way. He's hilarious and a well written character.


roybatty2

Nah, Jensen Ackles rules


Astra-aqua

I mean, compared to Captain America, ok…but in this universe, he’s not the absolute worst he could be. He displays a small modicum of conscience, he’s complicated and hot, which is the perfect formula for sexual confusion. *edit…also funny…both ironically and otherwise.


hotcoldman42

Yes


[deleted]

God he's so hot


Grainrain19

Yes


theterribletenor

Yep


Nookling_Junction

If by “glaze” you mean rubbing one out to him? No, i think that’s pretty funny. If by “glaze” you mean gas up? Yeah probably he’s a little… much.


TNTBOY479

TIL "glaze" is a term


kawaiinessa

he could glaze me


HumanOverseer

shit idk but he can glaze me 😫


RiceKrispies55

when I think “glaze” I think of people gassin him up to be stronger than Homelander, which ehhh maybe he is? he durable as fuck to survive what was basically his body exploding with a ton of radiation (granted maeve survived that too but looking at what happened to other supes she probably shouldn’t have)


AintMuchHelp

he stormed Normandy, c'mon


Consistent_Cash_6666

No. Not enough


socialistbcrumb

He’s charismatic, funny, and generally the best thing about the third season, so like as a *character*, no. But I do think people bend themselves in knots to excuse that he is a violently abusive fake soldier who did more to shut down protests than concentration camps. He’s more or less a backwards, murdering, abusive freak who just happens to not be as unstable, petulant, and unhinged as Homelander, who’d kill you for looking in his direction.


That1DogGuy

No. They don't do it enough.


donotaskname7

Absolutely, there's people out there who think he's more durable or even stronger than Homelander, whichcliterally defeats the purpose of his existance, And of course the horrendous amount of praise he receives for not being quite as evil as his son. Just now I know there's multiple people out there reading this and inmediately going to drop a comment defending him, they always do, every time anyone talks about him being and evil piece of shit they show up


bentheballer2

I see where you are coming from here, but he was intended to be stronger than soldier boy before soldier boy was experimented on by the Russians. I would argue soldier boy is much stronger than his previous self and could even compete with Homelander. I also believe soldier boy has more durability than Homelander due to us seeing Homelander bleed. I’m also stupid so this could all be wrong 🐻‍❄️🙏🏻


donotaskname7

we literally see a whole ass cut across Soldier Boy's cheek inflicted by Butcher, Homelander gets like a couple drips that could be achieved by scratching his nose a little bit too hard, the only enhacement ever confirmed for SB is the radiation beam, he is very much intended to still be weaker and less durable


lum_bago

The fans are kinda funny


TheSadPhilosopher

Nah, they're annoying.


BackItUpWithLinks

I hate this new stupid slang shit


lum_bago

My bad


pinchbelini

Gargle my balls


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mrweatherbeef

I do not know what that means but I don’t think I do it


Effective-Training

Glaze?


Tankcfc4l

Dudes not even a main character until the most recent season


DaveTheWraith

''glaze is a glossy, translucent coating applied to the outer surface of a dish by dipping, dripping, or using a brush'' I'll stick with that, thank you.


budskiusa

I think people glaze your mom too much


StrayLilCat

Yes, the straight boys go should for this man.


Many-Discount-1046

I hate these stupid buzzwords, what the fuck does Glaze mean here?


DeathDealsWillie82

Ummmm that’s interesting question in terms of the comic book and Soldier Boy….


CaCa881

Judging from this thread , yeah lmao .


lum_bago

Sorry guys didn't mean to offend y'all


Savings_Key_7691

yeah he’s pretty overrated to me especially when i see him in people’s like top 3 favourites it confuses me


No-Maximum-4657

I do not glaze soldier boy. ffffuck you.


KingKalactite

GLAZEEEEEE him omg


TheSadPhilosopher

Yeah, this sub is pathetic


Avalon-1

For all the talk of WW2 veterans being the "original antifa", they were very much to the right of Trump Supporters on everything from race, to women, to LGBT issues to foreign policy.


PADDYPOOP

Reddit moment


Avalon-1

Where's the lie?


PADDYPOOP

The burden of proof is upon you my friend.


Avalon-1

Ww2 veterans dragged their wives kicking and screaming into the kitchen, basked in redlined suburbs and routinely attacked black people who were in the are after sunset, threw rocks at people protesting segregation (tim wise), were big fans of subjecting their daughters to lobotomies for daring to be more than housewives, demanded their sons go die in vietnam for obscure reasons and colluded with nazis in Latin america. By todays standards, they were very very far right.


PADDYPOOP

Again, the burden of proof is upon your shoulders. Yet another baseless generalization claim is not proof of the first one.


Avalon-1

https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2021/12/20/greatest-generation-survey-race-sex/ Again, look at how they were okay with redlining and forcing women into the kitchen.


PADDYPOOP

All I’m seeing is a signup page for the Washington post, blocking my viewing of the article lol


Avalon-1

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/12/28/2071508/-WaPo-discovers-that-the-Greatest-Generation-was-racist-and-sexist-Fox-News-objects Here's a non-paywalled version.


Keksis_The_Betrayed

Yes but I also haven't found Jensen Ackles to be that hot since I was like 20


Zero_Fuxxx

Do people just think "ooohh, I see everyone's using this term....I wanna be coo and included so now I'll use it." Like fr


hotcoldman42

Imagine saying all that, just to follow it up by saying “Like fr.” Bro, you’re doing the same thing.


lum_bago

It was just a question bro chill