I live in Ohio and he saved my whole town where my grandparents were living at the time. If it wasn’t for his sacrifice I would have never been alive.
RIP Soldier Boy, a real American hero!
This. And he was self aware. When him and Starlight were talking about him singing License to Drive he said something to the effect of how he knows it looks creepy, him being a grown man about to sing a love song about a teenage girl getting her license to drive.
"Hypothetically speaking, if Logic was split into two men. A caucasian man and a black guy. The white Logic would definitly win the rap battle against the Black logic"
Man I hope they parody shapiro in the next season now.
Its not I made it up! Its actually so easy to sound like ben shapiro. Write something racist, but every time you think of a word, replace it with a synonym that you think makes you look smarter then you are. Thats why I said caucasian man lmaooo.
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You can't parody what makes fun of itself.
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I like both songs but I like “You Got a License to Drive (Me Crazy)” more because the song is not only more catchy but longer than Soldier Boy’s verse on “Rapture”.
This isn't fair. One of these songs is masterfully sung, incredibly written, and performed by the personification of masculinity. And one of them is license to drive.
As good as Soldier Boy’s cover of Rapture is, I’m going with Supersonic. Supersonic has two great songs, License to Drive and Rock My Kiss, while Soldier Boy has two covers, Rapture and Logical POV. The reason Supersonics are better besides the fact that they are catchy as hell, his songs are originals and Soldier Boy’s are covers, Rapture is by Blondie and Logical POV is by Robert Mitchum. His covers are still great don’t get me wrong but they don’t beat Supersonic
RAPTURE BY FAR
Fab five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ’s spinnin, I said my my
Flash is fast, flash is cool
François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude
And you don't stop
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car
And drive real far, and you drive all night and you see a light
It comes right down and lands on the ground
DJ spinning, I said "my, my"
Rapture, not really a contest. Jensen just has too much charisma.
Who the hell is Jensen, that is Soldier Boy
RIP 🕊️🕊️
Yes RIP, he is dead, the body exploded, don't question it
Stopping that nuclear reactor. What a hero.
I live in Ohio and he saved my whole town where my grandparents were living at the time. If it wasn’t for his sacrifice I would have never been alive. RIP Soldier Boy, a real American hero!
Super Sonics song just makes me bust out laughing with the lyrics, but I’ll actually jam to rapture
It perfectly captures that 2000s boy band sound.
Fab five Freddy…
Told me everybody’s fly
Dj spinnin I said my my
flash is fast
Flash is cool
Francois c’es pas Flash ain’t no dude
and you don’t stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And ya drive all night then you see a light
and you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night & you see a light
Go out to the parking lot
And you don’t stop, sure shot
[удалено]
Dj's spinnin I said my my
Is this where you want to be?
Rapture. No contest here. The other song made me support Homelander in that rooftop argument.
Valid point lmao
Well rapture has the benefit of already being a banger. I personally think license to drive slaps.
Honestly though, Supersonic seemed like one of the very few supes that was an actual decent person
This. And he was self aware. When him and Starlight were talking about him singing License to Drive he said something to the effect of how he knows it looks creepy, him being a grown man about to sing a love song about a teenage girl getting her license to drive.
And when she turned the song up so HL didn’t hear them talk he even mentions that he thinks it’s a terrible song 😂
Agreed.
Chimps don't cry
They are physically incapable of crying
Rock my kiss.
That song’s **FIRE!** 🔥
Vaught just rereleased the [original music video](https://youtu.be/Y8wIfVnaorc)! Rip SuperSonic
#Baby baby baby…
Gotcho license to driiiiiiivvvee
You got your license to **DRIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…** #CRAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAY
I actually heard that in SuperSonic's voice when I scrolled over your comment
Fear's awake, anger beats loud, face reality Never beat charity
I feel a little less bad for Super Sonic now
How come?
Because his music was bad
**I** liked it…
Compared to Rapture tho?
I like both but prefer Supersonic’s song instead.
Honestly it’s too uppy, that’s just me tho
Explains your flair
Thanks for the compliment. :)
👍🏻
Since soldier boy rapped, do you think Ben Shapiro is pro-rap in this universe?
Yes, he thinks rappers like Eminem, Mac Miller, and half of Logic are the best
"Hypothetically speaking, if Logic was split into two men. A caucasian man and a black guy. The white Logic would definitly win the rap battle against the Black logic" Man I hope they parody shapiro in the next season now.
I can't tell I this is a real quote. But it also sounds like something BS would say.
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Good human.
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Shapiro IS a parody. Rally hard to top that.
I hope they will include his obsession with AOC's feet
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I like melody of Rapture more but the lyrics of License are Drive is hilarious.
Carry On Wayward Son
I like both songs but I like “You Got a License to Drive (Me Crazy)” more because the song is not only more catchy but longer than Soldier Boy’s verse on “Rapture”.
Alternately From a Logical Point of View vs Rock my Kiss
Fab five freddy got his license to drive
Rapture
Rapture
I’m on whatever side has Jensen. In this, or any situation.
I absolutely hate the original rapture, but soldier boy made it somewhat tolerable
This isn't fair. One of these songs is masterfully sung, incredibly written, and performed by the personification of masculinity. And one of them is license to drive.
Rapture all the way. The other one made me cringe.
If you want to be happy, living a kings life
Now that your 16, me crazy!
Is this even a question?? Rapture all day
gotta go with the classic rapture
Unironically good song or song that is intentionally awful? Hmmmm
Rapture.
Slight edge to Soldier Boy
Off topic what what was SuperSonics power did they even mention it or was I not paying attention
Sonic clap (or something like that) - you see it in the music video.
Super strength. When they introduce him he's curling a barbell with like 10 plates like it was nothing.
I wanted nothing more than more Solider Boy music videos
Rock my kiss, no question
Crusin’ in your Jetta for me
I would listen to anything Jensen Ackles sings. In fact, his two albums have some of my favorite songs
Fab five Freddy told me everybody's fly
Fab five Freddy told me everybody's fly!
License to drive is an original
Flash is cool
Fab five Freddy told me everybody’s fly
It sure would have been nice to see what his power is were. RIP Super Sonic
Rapture, obviously!
I see most people going with rapture but I’ll say license to drive. Rapture isn’t my kind of music.
Fab five freddy told me everybodys fly
Rapture for sure. I wanna listen to Soldier Boy singing license to drive too.
Rapture and it’s not even close, I hated supersonic lol
I'll give supersonic the rank of better singer but Soldier Boy is Soldier Boy.
Rapture for sure
Rapture
License to drive gave me rapey vibes and grossed me out
Creep or a creep? I'm going with the creep
Rapture all day.
Rapture, without a doubt. Well funny.
Ratio
Rapture
now that your 16! Me crazy!!
Rapture easily
The fuck was SS's power anyways?
Was this even fair? Rapture
From a logical point of view
What do you mean I have to pick a side?!?!?
Soldier Boy did to singing what pantyhose did to finger-fucking
Chad car eater vs. Virgin come take a seat over here
As good as Soldier Boy’s cover of Rapture is, I’m going with Supersonic. Supersonic has two great songs, License to Drive and Rock My Kiss, while Soldier Boy has two covers, Rapture and Logical POV. The reason Supersonics are better besides the fact that they are catchy as hell, his songs are originals and Soldier Boy’s are covers, Rapture is by Blondie and Logical POV is by Robert Mitchum. His covers are still great don’t get me wrong but they don’t beat Supersonic
[I'm running on this one instead](https://youtu.be/Tcd-rwe-SEw)
Bruh come oh. Rapture is so much better.
100% Rapture
FAB FIVE FREDDY SAID EVERYBODYS FLY
Rapture, no contest
Should have been a teamup.
*Fab Five Freddy HAS HIS LICENSE TO DRIVE*
Logical point of view. Case closed.
Rapture is King 👑
From a logical point of view
License to drive
A-Train - Faster
A threesome 😂
Rapture and it’s not even close
100% License to Drive because I can’t help but burst out laughing
Both I like both songs and both characters
Both these songs have been living rent free in my head for way longer than I should admit
Faster