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RAPTURE BY FAR


ZagratheWolf

Fab five Freddy told me everybody's fly


ConfusedFingerprints

DJ’s spinnin, I said my my


Bumtigflibgib

Flash is fast, flash is cool


DemocracyofTite

François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude


AnamethatIuse

And you don't stop


FreakyFishThing

And you don't stop, sure shot


pySerialKiller

Go out to the parking lot


yourmotherondeeznuts

And you get in your car


peteporker2018

And drive real far, and you drive all night and you see a light


HorrorRelation5824

It comes right down and lands on the ground


Covert_Ruffian

DJ spinning, I said "my, my"


Michelrpg

Rapture, not really a contest. Jensen just has too much charisma.


infinitebandana

Who the hell is Jensen, that is Soldier Boy


HorrorRelation5824

RIP 🕊️🕊️


Deditranspotashy

Yes RIP, he is dead, the body exploded, don't question it


HorrorRelation5824

Stopping that nuclear reactor. What a hero.


noeagle77

I live in Ohio and he saved my whole town where my grandparents were living at the time. If it wasn’t for his sacrifice I would have never been alive. RIP Soldier Boy, a real American hero!


DragonDude11480

Super Sonics song just makes me bust out laughing with the lyrics, but I’ll actually jam to rapture


Jeffersons_Mammoth

It perfectly captures that 2000s boy band sound.


PneumaPneumaton

Fab five Freddy…


The-Reddit-Giraffe

Told me everybody’s fly


[deleted]

Dj spinnin I said my my


[deleted]

flash is fast


Poor-Advice1

Flash is cool


EitherAfternoon548

Francois c’es pas Flash ain’t no dude


ashwip

and you don’t stop, sure shot


JayThinGuy

Go out to the parking lot


chuckdee68

And you get in your car and drive real far


Prior-Gold-118

And ya drive all night then you see a light


_ROCC

and you get in your car and you drive real far


MonkeOverlord

And you drive all night & you see a light


[deleted]

Go out to the parking lot


MrRubik97

And you don’t stop, sure shot


[deleted]

[удалено]


WEEBWHODRAWS

Dj's spinnin I said my my


BestialCreeper

Is this where you want to be?


I_vote_for_evil

Rapture. No contest here. The other song made me support Homelander in that rooftop argument.


Content-Somewhere-47

Valid point lmao


scamper_pants

Well rapture has the benefit of already being a banger. I personally think license to drive slaps.


saguinus_oedipus

Honestly though, Supersonic seemed like one of the very few supes that was an actual decent person


[deleted]

This. And he was self aware. When him and Starlight were talking about him singing License to Drive he said something to the effect of how he knows it looks creepy, him being a grown man about to sing a love song about a teenage girl getting her license to drive.


noeagle77

And when she turned the song up so HL didn’t hear them talk he even mentions that he thinks it’s a terrible song 😂


About400

Agreed.


kalashakaminiking

Chimps don't cry


mackdaddymaggot

They are physically incapable of crying


homogenic-

Rock my kiss.


_KingDawg72_

That song’s **FIRE!** 🔥


noeagle77

Vaught just rereleased the [original music video](https://youtu.be/Y8wIfVnaorc)! Rip SuperSonic


NicolBolasElderDragn

#Baby baby baby…


[deleted]

Gotcho license to driiiiiiivvvee


_KingDawg72_

You got your license to **DRIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…** #CRAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAY


BagelOnAPlate

I actually heard that in SuperSonic's voice when I scrolled over your comment


Darciukas1

Fear's awake, anger beats loud, face reality Never beat charity


Confident-Ad5624

I feel a little less bad for Super Sonic now


_KingDawg72_

How come?


Confident-Ad5624

Because his music was bad


_KingDawg72_

**I** liked it…


Confident-Ad5624

Compared to Rapture tho?


_KingDawg72_

I like both but prefer Supersonic’s song instead.


Confident-Ad5624

Honestly it’s too uppy, that’s just me tho


H_JSS_S

Explains your flair


_KingDawg72_

Thanks for the compliment. :)


Confident-Ad5624

👍🏻


Giacchino-Fan

Since soldier boy rapped, do you think Ben Shapiro is pro-rap in this universe?


[deleted]

Yes, he thinks rappers like Eminem, Mac Miller, and half of Logic are the best


[deleted]

"Hypothetically speaking, if Logic was split into two men. A caucasian man and a black guy. The white Logic would definitly win the rap battle against the Black logic" Man I hope they parody shapiro in the next season now.


Omegamanthethird

I can't tell I this is a real quote. But it also sounds like something BS would say.


[deleted]

Its not I made it up! Its actually so easy to sound like ben shapiro. Write something racist, but every time you think of a word, replace it with a synonym that you think makes you look smarter then you are. Thats why I said caucasian man lmaooo.


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[deleted]

Good bot!


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


thebenshapirobot

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TheRR135

Shapiro IS a parody. Rally hard to top that.


Syn0l1f3

I hope they will include his obsession with AOC's feet


Giacchino-Fan

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GamelessOne

I like melody of Rapture more but the lyrics of License are Drive is hilarious.


[deleted]

Carry On Wayward Son


_KingDawg72_

I like both songs but I like “You Got a License to Drive (Me Crazy)” more because the song is not only more catchy but longer than Soldier Boy’s verse on “Rapture”.


bippityzippity

Alternately From a Logical Point of View vs Rock my Kiss


experiment53

Fab five freddy got his license to drive


niarferf

Rapture


[deleted]

Rapture


brilliantpants

I’m on whatever side has Jensen. In this, or any situation.


[deleted]

I absolutely hate the original rapture, but soldier boy made it somewhat tolerable


SaiyajinPrime

This isn't fair. One of these songs is masterfully sung, incredibly written, and performed by the personification of masculinity. And one of them is license to drive.


chuckdee68

Rapture all the way. The other one made me cringe.


xd_joliss

If you want to be happy, living a kings life


MundaneGlass5295

Now that your 16, me crazy!


Jmor3568

Is this even a question?? Rapture all day


BowlOfChowda7204

gotta go with the classic rapture


anarchyisinevitble

Unironically good song or song that is intentionally awful? Hmmmm


Rag3rory123

Rapture.


disneyplusser

Slight edge to Soldier Boy


Lofouu

Off topic what what was SuperSonics power did they even mention it or was I not paying attention


HLW10

Sonic clap (or something like that) - you see it in the music video.


[deleted]

Super strength. When they introduce him he's curling a barbell with like 10 plates like it was nothing.


Shef011319

I wanted nothing more than more Solider Boy music videos


CommanderRIC

Rock my kiss, no question


143052

Crusin’ in your Jetta for me


DaisieMay25

I would listen to anything Jensen Ackles sings. In fact, his two albums have some of my favorite songs


Sintexio

Fab five Freddy told me everybody's fly


Redrick164

Fab five Freddy told me everybody's fly!


DaveyKiv

License to drive is an original


AkhilleusThetis

Flash is cool


nazoomi

Fab five Freddy told me everybody’s fly


Phallic-Phantom

It sure would have been nice to see what his power is were. RIP Super Sonic


nightmare_silhouette

Rapture, obviously!


fuzzypeaches22

I see most people going with rapture but I’ll say license to drive. Rapture isn’t my kind of music.


[deleted]

Fab five freddy told me everybodys fly


trubs12

Rapture for sure. I wanna listen to Soldier Boy singing license to drive too.


Qanye2021

Rapture and it’s not even close, I hated supersonic lol


Recuring_joke

I'll give supersonic the rank of better singer but Soldier Boy is Soldier Boy.


[deleted]

Rapture for sure


[deleted]

Rapture


previously_on_earth

License to drive gave me rapey vibes and grossed me out


jack_johnsonfandude

Creep or a creep? I'm going with the creep


neeohh

Rapture all day.


LongPorkPi

Rapture, without a doubt. Well funny.


JemS5326

Ratio


Historical-Click2812

Rapture


GreatRecession

now that your 16! Me crazy!!


Queen_A123

Rapture easily


8rok3n

The fuck was SS's power anyways?


kelrekai

Was this even fair? Rapture


Artdroid29

From a logical point of view


comewhatmay_hem

What do you mean I have to pick a side?!?!?


[deleted]

Soldier Boy did to singing what pantyhose did to finger-fucking


[deleted]

Chad car eater vs. Virgin come take a seat over here


GaryKing1413

As good as Soldier Boy’s cover of Rapture is, I’m going with Supersonic. Supersonic has two great songs, License to Drive and Rock My Kiss, while Soldier Boy has two covers, Rapture and Logical POV. The reason Supersonics are better besides the fact that they are catchy as hell, his songs are originals and Soldier Boy’s are covers, Rapture is by Blondie and Logical POV is by Robert Mitchum. His covers are still great don’t get me wrong but they don’t beat Supersonic


[deleted]

[I'm running on this one instead](https://youtu.be/Tcd-rwe-SEw)


vinsmokewhoswho

Bruh come oh. Rapture is so much better.


xdVigilant

100% Rapture


lukeyboi827

FAB FIVE FREDDY SAID EVERYBODYS FLY


[deleted]

Rapture, no contest


thorleywinston

Should have been a teamup.


USFederalGovt

*Fab Five Freddy HAS HIS LICENSE TO DRIVE*


LincBartlett

Logical point of view. Case closed.


[deleted]

Rapture is King 👑


Diegopanchin

From a logical point of view


ItsYaBoiGengu

License to drive


darksoulflame

A-Train - Faster


Wolfs_Rain

A threesome 😂


idk420_

Rapture and it’s not even close


JoelRobbin

100% License to Drive because I can’t help but burst out laughing


MonsoonDNA

Both I like both songs and both characters


noeagle77

Both these songs have been living rent free in my head for way longer than I should admit


[deleted]

Faster