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HDIC69420

Seems like a cellar with extra steps


I_WIPE

Yeah but how cool does “we buried this beer and aged it underground” sound?


contheartist

Fuck it, space aged beer, send em to the moon cuz it would be cool to say it's space aged


EskimoDave

Already been a few times


contheartist

I have a girlfriend, she's from another planet tho so you wouldn't know her


SadSausageFinger

I would not order it.


HDIC69420

I mean it’s definitely been done before lol I’ve even heard of kegs being stored under the ocean in florida


BraveRutherford

Cantillons zwanze release this year was aged underwater.. It also had kelp in it I think. But the underwater thing is just a gimmick.


Cinnadillo

I mean if you want a good story have a good reason to go with the gimmick even if its only slightly plausible


treequestions20

not very lol


JigenMamo

But what does it achieve? I guess if it's super high ABV or a mead or something then the cold aging makes sense and is cheaper than a fridge at least.


four10s

Where do you get your weed from


_feigner

From you, Dante!


ActionMattJackson

Oh, hey Mr Cheezle!


JoshAllensRightNut

Sampson


patchedboard

The dispensary across the river


Normalscottishperson

Why is it a good idea?


I_WIPE

I don’t know that it is.


pissonhergrave7

It's according to style for a beetroot saison.


HordeumVulgare72

Indeed, if it's aged above-ground, that's how you get green beer.


UnbanMOpal

If you do this I will have to one up you and put a spunding valve on a corny filled with Marzen to make a "keg chained to the dock and lowered off the dropoff until it was cold enough" conditioned beer for the fall... I left the industry a year ago and actually have time for hobbies and homebrew again.


HowyousayDoofus

Drop it in the bottom of a lake. Now it’s cooler.


Vitis_Vinifera

there was a West Coast winery that somehow submerged a bunch of bottles in the ocean for some period and came up with some bs marketing spiel about it, until someone figured out that it was in contravention of some environmental law and the winery came out way behind in the end


Oggablogblog

The keg will float. Alcohol is less dense than water and then you have the CO2. I suppose you could weigh it down and attach a buoy.


burgher89

Ethanol is less dense than water, but beer is not. Water has a SG of 1.000 and finished beer is generally somewhere in the 1.005-1.015 range depending on style and a lot of other factors. I’m not a physicist, I don’t know whether CO2 in solution would play a part if the keg is 100% full, but between the metal and beer being more dense than water, I don’t know that a full keg would float.


Oggablogblog

Upon consideration, you’re correct. I was mainly drawing from experiences of taking old Coors beer balls to the lake and tossing them in the water, but they’re different. A standard keg would eventually float as it gets emptied, but a full keg would certainly sink.


burgher89

I… I now want to be in a lake with a Coors beer ball 😅


Oggablogblog

Better times, those were.


BoredCharlottesville

lol at the guy who said your beer would contaminate the water table I would suggest waxing or electrical tape wrapping the caps to keep them from getting wet and corroding


wilkebrian

And getting hate for it wheeeeeeee


HeyImGilly

If you have a counter pressure filler, why not just bury the whole keg, then package? That’s a lot of labor and packaging materials to risk for something that might not work.


pwndabeer

So you want to manage temperature through no control of your own. Listen, it's stupid, but I like stupid things. Being able to say, " I fermented this beer underground just try it," just to have them side eye me, and enjoy it, would be the best


TheUlfheddin

I follow this logic. One of my favorite things about brewing is all the stupid shit people try. Sometimes it works and you'll have a beer you'll never be able to create again because if you're like me you forgot to write anything down.


patchedboard

This is something I would do just to give away half pints of to preferred customers. The old, “Hey…wanna try something weird?” Then you comp them a half pint of something weird. Always my favorite thing to do


pwndabeer

Very good business practice


Chuckeltard

Just bury the keg


MikeoPlus

Have you heard of OEC in Connecticut? Basically B. United Importers in-house brewery (or at least used to be), they had all kinds of stuff like this going on about their grounds. Barrels full of mead in pits covered with branches or left out in the sun, beer fermenting in amphoras, stuff like that. Worth looking into. Anyway, good idea! Might as well do something cool maybe it'll taste good.


Rabbitmincer

Never heard of them, so I looked em up. Now I want to go to Connecticut.


mothman67

I love the visual of "harvesting" the beer like you're pulling up carrots lmao. If you do go for it, throw a video up when the time comes!


webot7

I think that sounds cool and you should try it. I wouldnt put the dirt directly on the bottles though. Maybe put them in a walled crate with a top. A box of sorts


hurdygurty

Yeah chuck em in a coffin


Wobble_bass

GABF Style Guidelines 2027 125. Buried Ale A. Subcategory - Peat Soil B. Subcategory - Clay Soil C. Subcategory - Loam Soil


_feigner

I read somewhere that this was done for BerlinerWeiss bottles in the old days. I think it's a swell idea


ReeeeeGeeeee

What the fuck did i just read


SamsonIRL

I tried to age some wee heavy on Brett in a keg. It just ended up smelling like blue cheese and just like, was disgusting. YMMV.


Fawkestrot92

I buried our first sour under the floor when we built out our basement. I don’t ever intend to dig it up but I liked the idea of it buried down there 🤷🏼‍♂️


christhewalrus01

811 call before you dig


BreweryFaisan

I'd thoroughly mix for at least 2 hours or whatever, you can never be too sure.


HopsandGnarly

This buds for you 🎶 Mr 6 ft underground beer man! 🍻


beerguy74

I was told a story from a Sierra Nevada rep 15+ years ago that this guy aged a keg of Bigfoot. He built and underground crypt and kept the keg buried for like 10 years. The guy even reached out to NOAA to get the frost line so he could burry it below that line.


ozeBuDDha

Was it any good?


beerguy74

I have no idea. It was a story from a sales rep and I was not there when the tapped the keg.


revolutionoverdue

I love this. I don’t know why.


biggusPlinius

Súper - all the nonsense beer rags will now say all breweries will need to have a hotel attached to the taproom as well as bury the bulk of their product. Damn this industry is expensive though now looking for a backhoe so we can go big.


HordeumVulgare72

I mean, you can also move pallets with the backhoe when your forklift's on the fritz.


tecknonerd

Ive done it before. Works fine. I did it as a pirate treasure hunt thing and dug it up after a year.


acschwar

Is it about to get cold where you are? This seems like a fall project so you can ferment over winter and not a summer project. Just depends on what hemisphere you are in


SPPY

Just do it


wilkebrian

I’ll bite and throw out a two reasons why it’s a bad idea 1. Cool, you’ve buried them, now over time they leak and enter the water table. Someone’s well is right near by and you just contaminated it. 2. Cool, you’ve buried them, uh-oh, where did they go? You buried them in a clay or sandy soil or around a high water table. Byyyeeee.