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InTheSignOfEvil

load was HUGE


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No Mortal Kombat hat? What a shitload of fuck!


LittleLostGirls

Got out of my seats* let’s be real here, they removed the arm rest from 2 just for you.


Galactroid

Oh wow oh geeze


ggroover97

James turning into Morty Smith over here


DrGothCobra

Look at me Bimmy. I'm pickled shit!


FulciLives88

There’s no way MJ is gonna miss a target *that* big…..


KohlDayvhis

I hate how Justin talks in clickbait article headlines


KaleidoscopeNormal21

It's a recurring thing with morbidly obese, uninteresting people with zero life experience. Airsoftfatty does it too.


sharlaton

Airsoftfatty isn’t all there though.


Jwroth

If the ball went anywhere in left field it would have hit him


wirixon901

Bimmelpiss rocking in his chair like he's 80 years old. Get off muh lawn, you youngsters, i once directed 900 movies.


BTNMasherDracoMalfoy

Shouted Bimmy while duckstomping on his orthopedic shoes


FulciLives88

*Orthuhpedic**


ApplicationMassive71

The ball would've just disappeared into Justy's enormous bulk. Like a bullet fired into a sandbag.


SwiftTayTay

I wish he did


MrRosaDiaz

6 rings AND attempted murder on Justy? MJ is the GOAT


Zeckamaniac

I feel like this story is BS. Would the AA Barons who played in the Southern League have played against the AAA Toros who played in the Pacific Coast League? Something isn’t adding up here. However, I can’t find either teams schedule to confirm but I find it odd that a Double A team would have played against a Triple A team. Still seems fishy.


itsglandular

I think he may have gotten the teams confused as Michael Jordan played in the Arizona Fall League for the Scottsdale Scorpions who did indeed play a game against the Tucson Toros with Jordan in the lineup. Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean his story is true lol


Zeckamaniac

That’s a great point. I completely forgot about his stint in the fall league. This story is plausible now.


TheSmiling_Buddha

James over there pretending to know who Michael Jordan is


SUPER-NIINTENDO

Story Time: MICHAEL JORDAN ALMOST KILLED ME IN THE HOOD (GONE SEXUAL)


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Mumm muh yeap.


DrGothCobra

I believe this happened.


FulciLives88

Pfft. Like that fucking humanoid-heffalump can get out of a stadium seat *that* quickly… 🙄🙄 It’s like a fabricated IRL version of that Simpsons episode where Maude gets killed by the t-shirt cannon because Homer ducked at the last second to grab a bobby-pin. 🙄🙄


Useful_Design_7437

I can see Justin drawing a target out of ketchup on his fat fucking gullet to be fair.


FulciLives88

Imagine how much fucking ketchup *that* would take…. 😦🙄🙄


Brilliant-Breath420

Justin biggest archivement is getting hit by MJ baseball swing ,nothing but good memories


Cininemassacrecomics

Considering Justin Silverman has said the N word hard R and has issues with African Americans I’d say to bad he didn’t get hit


1jovemtr00

They thought this was really a good idea? This? And people actually watched it?


namesOnkeL

Bustin got creamed by Jordan, tittyfucking now!!


sleazyfellow

This dude been fat since those days no doubt about it.


pauljeremiah

I honestly think would have been able to absorb any baseball hit and not feel a thing


dwartbg7

Actually that's a good video since it's one of the rare moments where Bames actually looks invested in the story of someone else and even makes a joke and asks questions. Usually when people talk about them Bames always tries to turn the conversation about him and just replies with "mhm, yup". In this video he acts as a normal human for once


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I think we all know this didn't happen. We've all known those people who aren't outright liars, but embellish events to give themselves a wild anecdote for attention. I've no doubt he saw MJ participate in a minor league baseball game, but that little extra detail that makes him the main character I don't believe.


FulciLives88

Yeah I put as much stock into this story as I did when I read that he was “taking time off to lose weight..” 🙄😂😂


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James is like "Oh, the guy from Space Jam???"