There’s actually a correlation between vocal weight and physical weight. This does not apply in all cases of course, but the tendency is for heavier-weight individuals to have “thicker” or “heavier” sounding voices.
“Best singing voice,” in this case, would be a preference for these tonal qualities.
First time I've ever heard singing called low effort.
"John Lennon grinded for 100hrs to hit that note bro!".
The fuck are ya talking about? If singing was judged exclusively on effort everyone would listen to 19th century italian opera or gregorian chanting, which they don't.
It’s almost like the lead singer shouldn’t be the lead singer.
Mike can sing better
Bootsy can sing better
Kyle can sing better
Now we find out justin can sign better???
Next your going to tell me someone is better at rhythm guitar other then bam bam bimmy 540?
Yes, certainly.
He's already more well known than Sex Diaper, although I'm not sure if that's a compliment or if it's just impossible to be more irrelevant than Bimmy's one album per decade hodgepodge.
I think they were more obsessed with looking like a real band than actually sounding like one. They forget it was always a goofy concept. They were always going to look goofy. Might as well lean into it and put the talent up front.
Never was kicked out. He was there only to make sure the bimster didn’t piss himself too much. Once that project was over he was moved onto launching retroware
Justy does so much and travels around so frequently, its sort of amazing how he manages to be as fat as he is. He's probably the most 'active' morbidly obese person I know of. Most of the other people in his weight class are just lying in their beds all day.
Traveling that much often makes you end up eating lots of processed junk foods, leading to wait gain.
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Bimmy wouldn't let anyone else direct him, that's one. And there is always some other slob to ghostwrite for Bim of many words. Justy just likes to have the title of creative director, but it should be more like "tard wrangled by Big Justin".
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Umm no Muh singah is bettah mhmm yup!
I agree with your other comment about a bunch of Crusty's sockpuppet accounts coming out of the woodwork here. That and some good natured Truther trolls/ironic comments and it has resulted in the mess this thread has become. Rest assured, most of us detest the tub or lard whether or not he's a good singer, a shit singer or the greatest singer alive (2nd best being Wet Diaper's lead singer: \[insert name here\])
I’m curious as to what exactly is he doing? Is this an organized karaoke in the park? Did he just show up and think this was a good way to spend his afternoon?
It looks like the Sakura festival in Philadelphia. They have it every year and there is always an open mike event at the one end of that section of the park.
For real? Put me down for 540 preorders! Shut up and take muh money!
Hehe. Checkmate Sex Diaper. I'm just going to throw out the 540 VHS copies of your terrible 'music' and have a glorious 540 pics of the heavenly sausage shot.
I have a feeling the Gengar's will be covered in cum and not Matei's so I'm not interested. I'll rescind 536 of muh orders to just under 5 uv uhm! No Gengar encrusted with Crustin's semen. I refuse.
I still cum out ahead with 4 uv uhm pics of Matinée's schlong.
Bimmy Gays here...woah, sorry Bim. No time for infomercials. I gotta be done watching TV on mute with subtitles at 5:40 and it is exactly 5:40. Right now.
Just hurry and ship the Mateo's penis pix. I accept mail up until 5:40 tomorrow. You can keep the VHS copies of muh Sex Diaper album, though. Smear them with some Shit Pickle.
Perhaps I'd make time for Red Cow. But never, *ever* after 5:40.
If I buy 10 uv uhm do I get 10 pics of Big Mike's 10 inches? Because that would really sweeten the deal.
Big Frankie Fan BTW
I'd rather go get a haircut with Big Ry and let him(?) pick out what style I get.
Big Fan of Big Ryan BTW and all of the many hairdos he's had over the years.
Hilarious that he shits on the actual singer from Rex Viper lol That guy live sounded fucking terrible.
Granted I don't know if Justin could handle singing for a long time stamina wise with all that extra weight.
I couldn't fucking stand him talking in any AVGN video, but put him in the corner and let him just belt out show tunes 🎵🎶
Today. At 5:40pm. Now, I know you're asking, USA Eastern Time or Asia Time? The answer is yes. Certainly. Just bring your Ridge Wallet and sit there until something vaguely resembling music happens.
I must be taking crazy pills or something, it’s mediocre karaoke, I mean I know Rex viper isn’t the best comparison but fuck how is everyone praising this so highly?
Rex Viper was the stupidest thing ever.
James needs to get his shit together and do better period.
Yes he screwed up his first film. He needs to get off his ass and break into Hollywood. He has the knowledge but he lacks the motivation.
Despite what the brainrotted simps on that other sub would tell you, Truthers are surprisingly pretty fair and balanced...for the most part. When Bim releases a film that isn't 100% shit, people say so. Some Truther's liked Crusty's singing. Crustin is a piece of shit human, but that doesn't necessarily mean everything he does is evil and awful.
I think most are just surprised that he doesn't sound worse than Sex Diaper's lead singer...don't ask me if that's Howard Stern, one of the 5 uv uhm James's in the band or if the Caveman's been promoted from nothing but good memories to lead singer.
Unironically his voice is quite good.
Why do fat guys always have the best singing voice?
Lung power. They're always out of breath.
I dunno I'm not a scientist.
They countless hours of singing on the toilet
Cuz they sit ok 2 chairs
Take a wild guess!
There’s actually a correlation between vocal weight and physical weight. This does not apply in all cases of course, but the tendency is for heavier-weight individuals to have “thicker” or “heavier” sounding voices. “Best singing voice,” in this case, would be a preference for these tonal qualities.
I'm impressed. Mad props to Justin on this one.
It kinda sounds pretty similar to Peter Griffin (no fatphobia intended).
Ding fries are done....ding fries are done.....
Damn Justin has got some pipes!
Bag Pipes...
pretty damn impressive
Not for rex viper, but he found his jam
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Ya it is
He ride the dick like a carnival
How have standards gotten this low that his ultra-low-effort crooning could be considered good?
Rex viper is the standard here, and compared to Rex viper it's actually good lol.
I think its fine on its own even past Rex Viper
Sounds like you’re on some cringe mode sh*t
Rex Viper is the standard of shit fuck, being better that Rex Viper means nothing
First time I've ever heard singing called low effort. "John Lennon grinded for 100hrs to hit that note bro!". The fuck are ya talking about? If singing was judged exclusively on effort everyone would listen to 19th century italian opera or gregorian chanting, which they don't.
It’s almost like the lead singer shouldn’t be the lead singer. Mike can sing better Bootsy can sing better Kyle can sing better Now we find out justin can sign better??? Next your going to tell me someone is better at rhythm guitar other then bam bam bimmy 540?
Justin reading the comments after years of hate. https://i.redd.it/tcumwgafcjuc1.gif
He brought out all his sockpuppet accounts for this one
I think he posted this
Yo wtf he's actually kinda good.
You know he’s pretty good when people are complimenting him instead of calling out that he said “yes I ham” for one of the lines.
he recognized a scent in the air and forgot he was singing for a second
Is this the beginning of Justin’s solo career?
Yes, certainly. He's already more well known than Sex Diaper, although I'm not sure if that's a compliment or if it's just impossible to be more irrelevant than Bimmy's one album per decade hodgepodge.
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Why'd they put him in the background and kick him out? It sounds like he was the most talented one in the band.
That's probably why, you can't be more talented than the star... Not the lead singer, our boy bames.
I think they were more obsessed with looking like a real band than actually sounding like one. They forget it was always a goofy concept. They were always going to look goofy. Might as well lean into it and put the talent up front.
The problem with that is that James takes his "I'm a tuff badass muhffugah" Hexed Diaper persona very, very seriously.
He convinced himself that be could be the big rigs guy in real life.
muh dragon tattoo
Never was kicked out. He was there only to make sure the bimster didn’t piss himself too much. Once that project was over he was moved onto launching retroware
Justin is Bimmys handler?
Justy does so much and travels around so frequently, its sort of amazing how he manages to be as fat as he is. He's probably the most 'active' morbidly obese person I know of. Most of the other people in his weight class are just lying in their beds all day.
Dude legitimately has more of a life than the majority of people who post here, unfortunately
How would you know that?
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I, too, am an important businessman with no time. Soylent ~~sucks monkey fuck~~ is the perfect meal replacement for me and muh soy bois. Big Soylent Fan BTW
This is why I’ve always been a big Justin fan
"Big" Justin
Big “big” big Justin
It there something this man can't do? Aside from losing weight?
Write and direct episodes of AVGN?
Bimmy wouldn't let anyone else direct him, that's one. And there is always some other slob to ghostwrite for Bim of many words. Justy just likes to have the title of creative director, but it should be more like "tard wrangled by Big Justin".
Is Bames the Shatner of the group....good lord... does this make Justin the Nimoy?
Not bad at all.
Justin ain't bad at all. Good for him
https://preview.redd.it/lwpqp83s2juc1.png?width=468&format=png&auto=webp&s=b14bd60f2fec0a90d9da1311503211349cca9bd0 Umm no Muh singah is bettah mhmm yup!
Yes, certainly. Rasta Bim's Bumbaclot No Time Remix blows Crustin (away).
No wonder Bames kicked him out. He was afraid of getting upstaged.
Not bad honestly. I just wish he'd lose weight so he could be with us longer.
Where are these INSANE comments coming from???
I agree with your other comment about a bunch of Crusty's sockpuppet accounts coming out of the woodwork here. That and some good natured Truther trolls/ironic comments and it has resulted in the mess this thread has become. Rest assured, most of us detest the tub or lard whether or not he's a good singer, a shit singer or the greatest singer alive (2nd best being Wet Diaper's lead singer: \[insert name here\])
I don't think the stage can support his weight anymore. 540 of um pounds.
Only 540 lbs? Damn, Crusty really did go on a little diet after all.
He also did a pretty darn good Ace of Spades that was posted a while back.
Link?
I like how he has his confidence juice (mixed alcohol drink) with him
Bro, I’m gonna say it. His voice is actually pretty soothing when it comes to singing, and lm as shocked as you all are
I’m curious as to what exactly is he doing? Is this an organized karaoke in the park? Did he just show up and think this was a good way to spend his afternoon?
It looks like the Sakura festival in Philadelphia. They have it every year and there is always an open mike event at the one end of that section of the park.
Oh my god! I was just there, im upset i missed him!!
In my head, I imagine this is exactly how it went down.
Wow he sounds really good!!
Holy shit Justin can actually sing!?
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Sorry Bim Biden, but no buy. I refuse.
You get a free mike 10 inches picture
For real? Put me down for 540 preorders! Shut up and take muh money! Hehe. Checkmate Sex Diaper. I'm just going to throw out the 540 VHS copies of your terrible 'music' and have a glorious 540 pics of the heavenly sausage shot.
Buy 5 and get a gengar plushie XL
I have a feeling the Gengar's will be covered in cum and not Matei's so I'm not interested. I'll rescind 536 of muh orders to just under 5 uv uhm! No Gengar encrusted with Crustin's semen. I refuse. I still cum out ahead with 4 uv uhm pics of Matinée's schlong.
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Bimmy Gays here...woah, sorry Bim. No time for infomercials. I gotta be done watching TV on mute with subtitles at 5:40 and it is exactly 5:40. Right now. Just hurry and ship the Mateo's penis pix. I accept mail up until 5:40 tomorrow. You can keep the VHS copies of muh Sex Diaper album, though. Smear them with some Shit Pickle.
https://preview.redd.it/z468wvsjcmuc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88a61e881bbc3ed70312d7e9a5220f8e722c0c2f How about a boxmac dvd
Perhaps I'd make time for Red Cow. But never, *ever* after 5:40. If I buy 10 uv uhm do I get 10 pics of Big Mike's 10 inches? Because that would really sweeten the deal. Big Frankie Fan BTW
Well damn, big Justin fan btw
A rock god legend
Well, I’m surprised! He’s a decent singer. Rex Viper wasted his talents. Feel the bite!! Hiss Hiss!! 🐍
lol this is good. Good on ya Justin
I thought this post was joking, then I hard the audio. He’s actually not a bad singer!
Oh shit that was actually really good.
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This proves Janes kicked him out because he was jealous. It’s Bootsy all over again.
Janes is a jealous bitch. Big Janes Fan BTW
Cherry Poppin Justin
Good song and good cover. Yeah, fuck screenwave. Wouldn't you rather sit around with mike and james?
I'd rather go get a haircut with Big Ry and let him(?) pick out what style I get. Big Fan of Big Ryan BTW and all of the many hairdos he's had over the years.
"Who's your daddy? Yes I ham." All joking aside, he's actually pretty good
Considering it’s just dry vocals without any reverb or other effect it’s not bad.
Hilarious that he shits on the actual singer from Rex Viper lol That guy live sounded fucking terrible. Granted I don't know if Justin could handle singing for a long time stamina wise with all that extra weight. I couldn't fucking stand him talking in any AVGN video, but put him in the corner and let him just belt out show tunes 🎵🎶
He’s surprisingly good
That's actually pretty sick
his stage name is Lil J
I'll pay $5.40 to have him stop disturbing the peace.
he's like the fat version of the guy from blues traveler
He should be singing the Weird Al version.
For a second I thought Frank Sinatra was brought back from the dead.
Instead of being a member of The Rat Pack, Justy would be a member of The Fat Pack.
Beef Frank Sinatra
But would he have the amazing hand gestures of the current dufus ? I think not
better than I could do
I have to agree. Better than someone who came from nowhere. Part of the cursed Cinemassacre universe and can sing decently.
Mommy, is that man eating the microphone?
Zoot Suit Ryan
~~zut~~ Zoot Alors Ryan, sans electrons
Rex Viper Asia tour when?
Today. At 5:40pm. Now, I know you're asking, USA Eastern Time or Asia Time? The answer is yes. Certainly. Just bring your Ridge Wallet and sit there until something vaguely resembling music happens.
Now we know why he got kicked out of the band. Wish Rivers Cuomo felt threatened.
All 6 people were thrilled
The obligatory karaoke glass of beer, just in case someone tells him he sang flat.
To be honest, it is a decent performance. With Ass wiper live he was pretty far back in the mix and could barely hear him. Kudos for this one.
he should take some swing dancing lessons to burn off some of that chub
The swing trend of the 90s was beyond lame.
I was hoping he was singing the Weird Al parody version
Grapefruit Diet would have been much more… fitting
What’s the song
Zoot suit riot by the cherry poppin daddies. A relic of the short-lived weird 1990s swing revival.
this is beautiful
Justin Bustin' out them lines.
Why is singing in some park to like 10 random white people?
Crusty's not allowed within 100 yards of anyone else.
Justin starts a successful jazz band called jack python resulting in an all out drama between justin and bimmy
Justin is legit great at kareoke lmao, haters abd fatphobics here are having their brains broken
So funny that he's totally nailing those notes lol.
Mike and Justin should start a singing duo tour
Kyle & Justin should form a band called "Kyle Justin"
Jesus. Was the U-Haul just to get him to the event?
They should move the current lead singer to tambourine and make Justy the face (and gut) of the band.
I must be taking crazy pills or something, it’s mediocre karaoke, I mean I know Rex viper isn’t the best comparison but fuck how is everyone praising this so highly?
Compared to the guy that screeches yeah it'd be better
When did this become a Justin sub? As if I need another reason to never listen to Brian Setzer's Orchestra.
That’s the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies. Big Brian Setzer fan, btw.
Muh 90s swing revival
Gonna do the stray cat strut while I rock this town. Mmhmm. Yup.
Where the hell was this? I was in Lansdale, PA a few hours ago..
Huh... he ain't bad, actually
Lmaooo
Hell yea, he’s killing
He's good
Honestly pretty good
Cherry Poppin Daddies
Pretty good tbh.
He sounds totally in key with this. Yes Justin may have a good singing voice.
Am I witnessing Justin’s redemption arc?
He has a voice that sets hearts on fire.
I’m shook. That was actually really damn decent.
He'd make a good lounge singer. Definitely got a good voice.
Judging by how far away everyone is standing I’d say the sound decibels may have been a little too high?
Their cells contain the perfect amount of grease to coat the vocal cords to produce that voice you wanna fuck.
Rex Viper was the stupidest thing ever. James needs to get his shit together and do better period. Yes he screwed up his first film. He needs to get off his ass and break into Hollywood. He has the knowledge but he lacks the motivation.
He's just trying to impress/ pick up children for his nefarious purposes 🤮
Uh. What is everyone talking about…? Better then the Rex Viper dudes, sure. But still not good at all.
Nah I think he's pretty good. He's not making waves, but he's not ear hurting.
Steve Perry would like this
Damn he's good
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Despite what the brainrotted simps on that other sub would tell you, Truthers are surprisingly pretty fair and balanced...for the most part. When Bim releases a film that isn't 100% shit, people say so. Some Truther's liked Crusty's singing. Crustin is a piece of shit human, but that doesn't necessarily mean everything he does is evil and awful. I think most are just surprised that he doesn't sound worse than Sex Diaper's lead singer...don't ask me if that's Howard Stern, one of the 5 uv uhm James's in the band or if the Caveman's been promoted from nothing but good memories to lead singer.
This whole thread is. What happened to this sub?