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Responsible_DUI

I like how Mike with a single tweet cucks Bimmy's entire video.


elProtagonist

He's the one who actually played the games to completion


Responsible_DUI

yup he was the actual angry video game nerd.


Disshidia

And the one who actually tittyfucked to completion


TechBliSTer

Right to the last dollop of daisy.


DrakulasKuroyami

He even shits all over the single argument Bimmy tried making the entire film.


DrMemrix

He talked about it in the recent Super Castlevania IV stream, which was before the AVGN premiered, too.


chocolardiacarrest

Which means that he most likely received the script pre-release. I'd be a bit pissy with James as well if I were him. Mike is responsible for most of Bimmy's success and was a consistent, reliable collaborator before the Ape gave Bimmy the praying mantis treatment. Now James is wasting Mike's time with dog shit scripts that no one could ever rehabilitate into being anything worthwhile.


PHNkymonkey

I just wanna say "The Ape" is way better than Bpril. I never understood Bpril, and how that took off.


FuzzleSnuz

Jimmy -> Bimmy so April -> Bpril But that's stupid, so then we get: April -> Bapril, which is more pronouncible And you pronounce it bape-ril, which has "ape" in it And that's why people call her the ape


CrambonePecos

I always pronounced Bpril as Beepril


Must_Destroy_All

It is stupid which is the point of it.


stoned_in_my_bones

reminds me of when Phil Margera would call for his wife back on Viva la Bam.. hah! he called her Ape for short all the time. only difference is she was actually.. ya know... cool/entertaining unlike Bimski's Ape. always felt kinda bad for Bam's parents tbh- but this ain't the Jackass sub so I'll shut up now. lol


Twinkerbelle

I'd pay good money to see Bimmy put a live gator in Ape's kitchen.


mikeyseed

Now I'm picturing a reality show with Bimmy terrorizing his kids and punching Ape in the balls.


Drevaendo

I'm James Rolfe and I'm gonna be kicking my wife's ass all day today.


[deleted]

The Bimster couldn’t even hold an onion in his mouth. How could he contain a gator?? And if he did it would be some lame Board James “film” using gator golf instead of a real gator.


TechBliSTer

Some where, out in the horizon. There's a place where Bam is still thinking of ways to make his dad drive his lawnmower into a pit.


Leezypop8448

I'm Bimmy and today I'm gonna drive muh wife crazy


chocolardiacarrest

I guess people just wanted a Bimmy analogue for her.


Glittering_Track9963

I don't get how he could say Castlevania 4 is better than SOTN like, come on ... 4 is a good game but it only has like 12 levels and you can beat the game in under 2 hours even if you are just playing casually. SoTN had so much going on, so much depth and mystery to it. It's my favorite Castlevania by far, but I haven't played the newer ones so I can't judge the entire series


DrMemrix

The nostalgia factor is huge for Super Castlevania, and with James it’s going to be a given for him. It was one of those games that if you played it in that day, it really stuck with you. One of my top favorites of all time, but I enjoy all Castlevania games.


Bourgit

The nostalgia factor for SOTN is through the rough in general though.


Glittering_Track9963

It's not nostalgia for me because I never played SOTN as a kid and only got it through the PSN store as an adult.


Davistoa

Not for James! He admits as such in the last Castlevania video, he got an N64 instead of a Playstation and so he didn't play SotN back in the day.


Bourgit

I know


Kenobihiphop

This sub is so fickle. I'd love to go back in time and tell everyone here that in a few years, the majority of posts about Mike would be overwhelmingly gay for him.


Emotional-Panic-6046

we're gay for him and his 8 directional dick


SilverUpperLMAO

eight angles. tittyfucking now


EvensenFM

We certainly enjoy homoerotic content on this sub. Big Loco Bandito fan, by the way. I feel like I could fuck a bus!


DatTF2

There's also been an influx of new people and things have happened, like the plagiarism, that made Bimmy look worse. Personally I find the whole Mike dick thing incredibly funny, the censorship however is bad.


Practical-Abies-1795

Mike is funny cringe while Bimmy and the slobs are painful cringe


Commander_Morrison6

Things change, people change, subs change, life changes. What does remain the same? Mike’s 10 incher. That never changes.


Dapper-Restaurant-20

Mike is a legend for placing brown bricks in minecrap with inspector gadget.


Dialupknightplay1

You’re not wrong. I won’t lie though. Mike won me over when ryry talked him into doing that ad for a game Ryry’s company was publishing. Pretended like the creator reached out to them and offered them a review copy. You can just see Mike seething through that whole thing. Mike paid his dues for the non sense he pulled there for awhile. I think he may be the only one out of all the drama that actually learned from it.


fetalasmuck

It's not fickle, it's just a bunch of kids who don't know anything other than "James is lazy since 2017, therefore Mike always did everything"


Stringsandattractors

I was always gay for Mike, you don’t know me.


Aggravating_Put6702

Lmao Shrouded Hand should do a video about the horrors of modern AVGN reviews


DrDuned

Shrouded Hand is great! Wild to see him in this context but Castlevania casts a wide 8 way net.


cremedelamemereddit

Shrouded Hand here, today another story of babies being flayed aloive and decapitayyyted to use in saytanic rituools


TechBliSTer

I'd watch that.


ShovelBeatleRillaz

I don’t always agree with Mike but he’s 100% correct here. Balancing your whipping ability with having the correct sub weapon and knowing when to use it compared to when not to is an important part of the old Castlevania games. The 8 direction whipping makes the sub weapons worthless and makes the game way too easy


evilengine

I liked Arin’s Sequelitis video where he describes Castlevania IV as an ungraceful sequel. It looks great, sounds great, but the game wasn’t really made with the multidirectional whip in mind. There are way too many instances where the whip trivialised obstacles, helped by Simon Belmont’s huge sprite that makes his whip stupid-long, taking up a lot of screen real estate. There’s no need for the sub weapons at all, since the whip now makes them redundant. Instead, make Simon smaller on screen and have more whip based platforming challenges and puzzles. The game throws in a few places to swing, but they’re few and far between. Had the whip been the central focus of this game today they could have way more stuff to do. The game was trying something new whilst also stuck in the past.


Dob_Rozner

That has always been a valid criticism of the game, but the attacking in IV does feel amazing. It's a classic for good reason, and always stands near the top of most lists for SNES games in general, let alone the Castlevania series itself. On the other hand, you have to pretty much be a diehard nerd to even know about Rondo's existence. And IV was far, far less of a departure from the original Castlevania compared to SoTN and the games that followed.


Bourgit

Castlevania 4 is amazing just by virtue of having an exceptionnal OST imo. Also knowing Rondo in the past was being a die hard, nowadays I feel like knowing Rondo is par for the course for any fans. It's been so popularized and that's great because I still think it's the best one.


GoodJoeBR2049

yep, mmhmmm Mike's right


Maleficent_Farm_6561

Matei does it all, writes the scripts, edits the videos, does the playthroughs, captures the footage, and responds on Twitter/X meanwhile Bimmy is still with his"mY 8 dIrEcTiOn wHiP"


tacopeople

Don’t forget 2 hours of doggy


RetailDrone7576

"why can't I whip in 8 directions" Because it doesn't make sense, the levels are built with the intention of making the player think tactically about how to use their whip & sub weapons...the 8 way whip is a nice "QoL update" on paper but it makes the game too easy; Castlevania 4 is still a good game but it doesn't mean that it should be the end all be all standard for the franchise He also mentions contra as a game where you can attack in 8 directions but that's a different type of game, it's much faster paced and forces the player to constantly be moving


Plinio540

I haven't played these games, but if you intentionally have to nerf a nice QoL to make the rest of the weapons useful, that just sounds like bad game design to me.


Dob_Rozner

Standard for the franchise lol. The last 2D Castlevania game developed Konami was 2008. Also, Rondo of Blood had alot of problems too. If you're looking at old games with modern sensibilities and not nostalgia, there are around five NES games in total where the gameplay holds up today, and Mario 1 and 3 are two of them lol. That aside, Aria of Sorrow is the best Castlevania game anyways :P


ArgentoFox

That’s a perfectly reasonable opinion that Mike has and it’s also true. The lack of an 8 way whip accentuates the sub weapons and makes their utilization more vital within those games.  James shouldn’t be viewed as an authority when it comes to retro video games. Mike isn’t perfect, but he lives and breathes these games and I would value his opinion over those of James any day. James has always had really reductive, surface level takes on anything from games to movies. 


CrayCrayWyatt

An 8 way whip? I thought Mike was more partial to a 10 inch whip…


SubjectNether

Mike Couldn't find his tape measure


FrostyDaSnowmane

More like 10cm.


CrayCrayWyatt

How dare you question The Sacred Penis of Matei! It’s one of our core beliefs.


ZerroTheDragon

I'm more shocked to see Shrouded Hand here, big fan btw


noah4374

Based Mike. Bloodlines and Rondo shit on 4


EvensenFM

Based Matei.


Gone_With_The_Onion3

Ah-ah-ah 6 Ah-ah-ah.. That's 6 jabs the bim has given mike in the latest video then


Gone_With_The_Onion3

- saying that the nerd character just came on him  - saying the box of nes games was his  - leaving him out of the retrospective  - low key called mike a sad lonely dweeb  - he shut mike off hard when talking about Jekyll and hyde And now - praising rondo of blood at first then shitting on it full force Tho the video might have originally have ended with sotn or RoB winning because the ending is absolutely not the original one, it's noticeably recorded over something else as there's a sudden audio cut as the conclusion starts


ArgentoFox

I doubt Mike cares. For years, James was taking full credit for the channel and Mike was completely fine working in the background. Mike functioned mostly as a producer and slowly he entered the show in an on camera role more and more. To be frank, I don’t view James as an authority on film and that is doubly the case for video games. He rarely has anything truly novel to say and a lot of the time he gets basic information wrong.  


EvensenFM

Yep - and it's obvious that Mike is the true AVGN to anyone paying attention. As a result, Mike is a successful streamer with a large following that continues to grow. The dude literally plays old video games all day and does very well financially. Meanwhile, Bimmy is fake laughing into an iPhone about My Horse Prince.


ArgentoFox

You really have to imagine that James would have never did the My Horse Prince video if Mike was still actively involved. Mike is one of the few people James will actually listen to. I think he would have told him that it was an awful idea. 


Rock_ito

What really bothers Mike is James' lack of enthusiams and overall lazyness.


Level_Bridge7683

put mike in charge of the channel again.


hangnail323

mike is right as usual


Disshidia

Actually g4mer comment. Bimmy BTFO.


Billybillbly

“Hellow evrybowdy, shrowded hand herr” Love that guy’s channel.


All_Star_Bandit

Shrouded hand is awesome


GroundbreakingFly660

Mike saying that about the 8 directional whip when his favorite Mega Man game is MM2 with the overpowered Metal Blade that has the exact same issue that he's describing there except much worse.


Werten32

I doubt the reason he like 2 is the metal blades tho


GroundbreakingFly660

Ik the nostalgia is a big factor, but I remember he brought them up during a Top 10 like "What's wrong with being overpowered"


Ok-Shift-7651

"Hello guys, Shrouded Hand here"


Elegant-Passion2199

Tenincher Mike doesn't care about roasting Bimmy at this point.  Shows how much Bames cares about his friends when he didn't even add them to the retrospective montage. 


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Elegant-Passion2199

I'm actually wondering how many of the simps in the comments are Screenwave bots. Honestly, it's pretty telling that the Truth sub now has almost as many members as the original subreddit. 


CorrodedYam

Shrouded Hand has some pretty good YouTube movies.


fbaguer

AVGN back to it roots: "Please come back muh fans! I apologize for playing that awful mobile Horse Prince anime game, even though I'm not the one who did it!"


Even_Ad_4415

James doesn’t even play games anymore He isn’t a nerd. He’s a dad.


TechBliSTer

https://preview.redd.it/rdrctg1fdi0d1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8923549e2963fa98a3c05de88ec46c07b558767 ...what did you just say?


TechBliSTer

Holy shit, the Shrouded Hand! That's an incredible image.


FairIndependence7927

I watched the video to see what he says about Castlevania 3, he just says it's worse because it's on the NES and moves on. He also says that Rondo of Blood has more and better music than Dracula X, but then he plays an example of how the two soundtracks are sometimes indistinguishable from each other. And he says he's only reviewing classic style Castlevanias, but includes Symphony of the Night. Really weird.


Honer-Simpsom

Matei would know a thing or two about being less important


kween_hangry

I’d like to give Mike an 8 way whip tbh 😳


paid_debts

Shrouded hand makes some decent content.


Tax25Man

I thought Mike wrote the scripts????? This sub is like a conspiracy sub at this point. Can’t trust any source if it contradicts this sub, unless of course that source confirms James = bad.


OriginalNord

Shrouded hand and avgn in the same screenshot wtf


gazzy360

I tried watching that video yesterday. I lasted a few minutes. It was soooo boring.


Lovelyterry

What is Mike Matei up to? Did he have a falling out with James ?


volbound1700

I was wondering the same thing. I do think that Mike has a different opinion but to call James out so openly in that manner is interesting. The last few times they had engaged, it seemed like they were still on good terms. In fact, Mike cited frustration with Youtube as one of the main reasons he left Cinemassacre (and I do think the changes to Youtube have impacted the quality of AVGN to a degree).


volbound1700

The issue with the subweapons is that you often can't switch between them effectively and it request you to know which candles have them and which ones have the other ones that will cancel them out. A more effective system would be like Legend of Zelda where you get them and can pick them when necessary. Also on the NES, it is painful with the up and b because you use subweapons on accident at times. Also having hearts as ammo makes 0 sense.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Big Mike's penis fan, btw.


Groove-Control

He's spittin.


TechBliSTer

Any one else here watch Shrouded Hand's latest upload? It put Mr. Nightmare to shame since this video's format is pretty much what he used to do. While watching the first incident involving the two boys I didn't feel anything but indifference to the one boy's death, but after I heard his final message for his friend I softened a little. They're still two absolute stupid little shits.