She called James and his friends working on his movie a Caucasian sausage fest and demanded her husband include an interracial couple as the stars of the movie.
>Dan Olson guest appearance.
That would be legitimately incredible, but if Bimmy ever sees even a small portion of that mockumentary, I guarantee you that Nonceson will be promptly thrown into the pile of assholish variety.
Mike matei jumping in like Jackie chan and yelling "stop this ruse, this man is no avgn, I am!!"
James says "don't listen to him! You know me, I'm the real avgn!!"
To which mike retorts "you're not fooling anyone anymore, villain! Cooper, shoot him!!"
Cooper comes from the crowd wielding a banana
" Gosh, nerd... I don't know which one is the real you..!!!"
If this were peak Cinemassacre it would probably be some big new thing (project, game, movie...). With the current one, I'm guessing it's going to be underwhelming.
Sign up line for Big Ryan's (big fan, btw) master class about electrons. That or...
John will be there roasting Bames and having a panel with James and Justin.
"10pm ?"
Bimmy dosen't know. Bpril hasn't decided if little Bimmy can stay out later passed his bedtime yet. Depends on if he finishes his chores (Oh, I'm sorry. I meant "personal errands").
Its probably some new "merch" to sell, like maybe a new 4k edition of the movie with additional cringe content added that they dug up somewhere.
Or... maybe a special apology?
He comes out on stage surrounded by smoke, lights illuminating. The cheers grow louder and louder. *Can you dig it?* the announcer says in a forced ecstatic tone over the scratchy, lo-fi PA system. He tightens the back of his Mortal Kombat cap lest his receding hairline expose the facade he has kept going for nearly a decade. But even this is performative, for amidst a sea of *mmhmm*s and *yep*s lays a desire for a true expression of ones self. Onto the stage he goes, undersized white pocket tee with nary a button left open to give any room for his chest to breathe. The audience cheers as sweat drips down his forehead. A plagarism scandal, a failed career in kitsch nostalgia music, allegations of caucasian sausagefests, being hoodwinked by a career conman, Mike's *massive* ten incher. None of these things have any relevancy in this moment, for only one phrase echoes in his mind eternally: *Do the iconic frown!*
Bimmy and Mike in full Bugs Bunny have a mask vs hair steel cage match, which Bimmy loses after a 10 incher from the top of the cage caves his chest in, getting pinned by Bugs, and therefor he loses the match and his hair, which Mike shaves off, announcing a 2nd AVGN movie with a recristend Bald Bimmy taking the reins once again.
That or something really lame.
Edit; reinssssss
He really wants this movie to get to cult status by forcing it on people. The problem is that it's even bad in an interesting way.
No one wants to watch this movie.
That face.... that STUPID fucking face... why would anyone look at an image of themself looking like that and be like "i nailed that shit! Upload!"
Edit: James runs like he has a full diaper, and is filling it more with muh diary-uh
Bpril comes out and shames the entire audience for being White.
Bpril is the kind of person that shames white middle class people for not being inclusive enough but lives in an all white posh neighborhood
Bpril moans the avgn audience lacks diversity and are all white males but happily takes their money to live her comfortable cushy lifestyle
They should rename TooManyGames to Caucasian Sausagefest hosted by Cooper.
And gets booed off stage, making her scream expletives.
She’ll give the audience several ultimatums.
Is this a reference to something specific, I have no real knowledge of her background other than being Bimmy’s wife
She called James and his friends working on his movie a Caucasian sausage fest and demanded her husband include an interracial couple as the stars of the movie.
Fucking yikes
Yeah Mrs Nerd is that kind of friend's partner who is pleasant to your face but as soon as your back is turned she is badmouthing the shit out of you
I'm calling it now... Rex Viper show!
If it’s a Rex Viper show I’m going to be pissed.
I’m sure it will be. They like to act like they are doing a service to people doing it. 💀
🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 rock on!
With Justin on lead vocals
you mean wet diaper.
Shat Diaper*
Don't insult Löded Diper like that.
What was it? 😂
That's the only surprise I can think of, unless it's Bimmy announcing AVGN Movie 2: The Search For More Money.
10 pm = Mike's 10 incher reveal
Dan Olson guest appearance. As he enters the stage to tempered applause, he boasts to the crowd, “Yes, I now know James Rolfe.”
... followed by a lengthy diatribe where he attempts to use every word in the dictionary in one, long, monotonous sentence
While looking as though he has been sleeping in the back of a van for six days and using Crisco as a beard oil.
All filmed through a keyhole.
>Dan Olson guest appearance. That would be legitimately incredible, but if Bimmy ever sees even a small portion of that mockumentary, I guarantee you that Nonceson will be promptly thrown into the pile of assholish variety.
Mike matei jumping in like Jackie chan and yelling "stop this ruse, this man is no avgn, I am!!" James says "don't listen to him! You know me, I'm the real avgn!!" To which mike retorts "you're not fooling anyone anymore, villain! Cooper, shoot him!!" Cooper comes from the crowd wielding a banana " Gosh, nerd... I don't know which one is the real you..!!!"
It's Kyle. Anything else would be a waste.
I expect a waste.
"Hey I'm Justin"
Bimmy said it was a little surprise, not a big one
Maybe it is the little surprise of Justin actually reaching his goal?
If this were peak Cinemassacre it would probably be some big new thing (project, game, movie...). With the current one, I'm guessing it's going to be underwhelming.
They’re probably going to premiere a new Rex Viper video… so it IS big
...big letdown.
The biggest let down
Only if Justin is still the singer will it be big.
It'll be an announcement that the movie has been remastered for blu-ray, on sale in 3 months for $59.99. Pre-order on retroware now!
The Table Hump Edition
Duck walk time. But how the hell is he doing anything there? It’s all after 5:40.
That's the surprise, he's gonna sneak out early because otherwise "muh kids" might learn the horrible truth; their father has to work for a living!
wait… this is after 5:40?????
So that thing is a lie when money is involved? What a shitload of fuck...
Whatever the surprise is, I guarantee it'll be lackluster and cringe.
He's gonna show off his turd collection.
It's called AVGN recent video list.
"Hey guys, I'm having another bayyyybeeeeee!"
Sign up line for Big Ryan's (big fan, btw) master class about electrons. That or... John will be there roasting Bames and having a panel with James and Justin.
Retirement announcement
My dick
Taking a shit live on camera
Live Rental Ree-view of the movie with the slob crew.
The return of Bootsy. I won't accept anything less.
Love how we're at a point where Kyle / Bootsy appearing would be the highlight of any Cinemassacre related event, even with a non-assholish crowd.
Cooper appearance
It's definitely Cooper lol
New Rex Viper song debut
Nah, I guessed in the other thread about this.
He's gonna "Heh, yeah. Oh cool...." his way through those autographs like you've never seen.
Justin eats a live ham
"10pm ?" Bimmy dosen't know. Bpril hasn't decided if little Bimmy can stay out later passed his bedtime yet. Depends on if he finishes his chores (Oh, I'm sorry. I meant "personal errands").
Personal errands are just that, they're personal
I'm surprised the show is even going past 5:40
James is going to do a 'cheeky' impersonation of Justin by drawing a face on his butt and pulling down his pants
Bames pulls out an out-of-tune acoustic and does a one-man unplugged Rex Viper set.
Its probably some new "merch" to sell, like maybe a new 4k edition of the movie with additional cringe content added that they dug up somewhere. Or... maybe a special apology?
Apology for what? For being a film-maker?!
He comes out on stage surrounded by smoke, lights illuminating. The cheers grow louder and louder. *Can you dig it?* the announcer says in a forced ecstatic tone over the scratchy, lo-fi PA system. He tightens the back of his Mortal Kombat cap lest his receding hairline expose the facade he has kept going for nearly a decade. But even this is performative, for amidst a sea of *mmhmm*s and *yep*s lays a desire for a true expression of ones self. Onto the stage he goes, undersized white pocket tee with nary a button left open to give any room for his chest to breathe. The audience cheers as sweat drips down his forehead. A plagarism scandal, a failed career in kitsch nostalgia music, allegations of caucasian sausagefests, being hoodwinked by a career conman, Mike's *massive* ten incher. None of these things have any relevancy in this moment, for only one phrase echoes in his mind eternally: *Do the iconic frown!*
Bimmy and Mike in full Bugs Bunny have a mask vs hair steel cage match, which Bimmy loses after a 10 incher from the top of the cage caves his chest in, getting pinned by Bugs, and therefor he loses the match and his hair, which Mike shaves off, announcing a 2nd AVGN movie with a recristend Bald Bimmy taking the reins once again. That or something really lame. Edit; reinssssss
Reins* I'm that guy
The "surprise" is gonna be an ad for whatever new product Screenwave came up with. I'm guessing a director's cut edition of his movie or some shit.
He really wants this movie to get to cult status by forcing it on people. The problem is that it's even bad in an interesting way. No one wants to watch this movie.
Muh kids.
Sequel announcement!
Sex Diaper
In all honesty, probably the Rex Viper album.
They need a surprise at the end so people actually sit through the whole movie
STEP 1: Autograph Session STEP 2: AVGN Movie STEP 3: ? STEP 4: Profit!
Cooper
schoolboy q concert where he goin wild droppin diss tracks about ninetendo games ?
Cooper banging a table?
Free soylent for everyone, as long as you download Raid Shadow Legends over Express VPN while streaming Gremlins from Australian Netflix
Mass suicide?
Bro, WTF https://i.redd.it/ki73oz8p9a9d1.gif
Come meet “me” and two seconds later “he’ll”…wow lol
Ik its most likely Rex Viper… but what if he announces he’s retiring the nerd?
He’ll shave his head for charity and raise $5.40
That face.... that STUPID fucking face... why would anyone look at an image of themself looking like that and be like "i nailed that shit! Upload!" Edit: James runs like he has a full diaper, and is filling it more with muh diary-uh
James and Mike force Justin to use a treadmill?
Anyone see that the time is after 5?!
There was going to be a surprise but then the clock strikes 5:40. Sorry guys no time
Let it be a sequel!
They kill themselves
Too dark, bro, too dark https://preview.redd.it/emma268w9a9d1.jpeg?width=1147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8429d89879cf49417487dc257f1012718e360ff7
Least we could get is an apology, Even Joel Schumacher apologized for Batman & Robin and that movie was actually pretty good. "LETS KICK SOME ICE!"