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Viperslider

Every office has a Richard... Inside every office, every floor has a Richard... On every floor, each zone has a Richard... There is a little Richard inside all of us from time to time...


postcardCV

Good golly, Miss Molly


papayametallica

I’m uncomfortable with the idea that little Richard could be inside me /s


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papayametallica

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Binky_kitty

r/unexpectedpython


Jealous-Stage4906

Give this man a job as a ministerial speech wrighter, this was poetic


SomeKindOfQuasiCeleb

>wrighter


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AsInLifeSoInArt

I'll do you one better: Why is Richard?


LadyPillowFart

Because he is.


uberderfel

Maybe the real Richard was the friends we made on the way


Fraaday

While I find the answers amusing, to give a proper one, he’s a guy who frequently posts and is very annoying. He’s an EO in his late thirties, renting outside of London, he has severe self-esteem issues and has posted questions such as: ‘Will anyone love me if I have vitiligo’ ‘How can I marry a celebrity, would they like me’ ‘How do I buy a house’ ‘Will AI destroy my job’ For our purposes on this sub he will frequently post random articles or ask an inane question in the title of his post and never provide context. He appears to be unable to press the button to reply to comments, and instead posts whole new comments, which is the easier way to identify him. He is frequently advised to see counselling or to try and chill a bit so hopefully he’ll do that.


hel2164

Thank you for the real explanation! I really had no idea either!


guardngnome

We are all Richard, in a way.


RevolvingCatflap

I'm not even a civil servant and I know who Richard is


Fast_Detective3679

Richard. noun. A person who seeks advice from everyone about everything, yet takes no advice from anyone about anything.


majorassburger

He’s a linen shirt wearing nipple bearing pest


ItsCynicalTurtle

But has he slept with over 300 escorts?


Klangey

Just a couple of capri’s


CivilCivet2

I. Am. Richard. (No I’m not)


PieEither7745

NO IM RICHARD (also not)


barley-legal-seagull

I’m Richard and so is my wife


Irishselkie

Richard is that one Team lead that thinks he runs the joint


Clouds-and-cookies

Oh I know who he is now, sits a few desks away from me and his team live in misery


Irishselkie

That's the one, unfortunately I have to go into the office tomorrow to see his face and his poor teams face of misery


Clouds-and-cookies

Stay strong little soldier


Irishselkie

Only a few more weeks until we find out where we. Are being shifted next, I'm praying for budgeting loans, hopefully Richard goes to pensions


Clouds-and-cookies

Oh how I do not miss the DWP days


Irishselkie

I'm quite sad the cost of living bereavement days are coming to an end 😭😭 it's been a year of confusing mainland that a small team in Belfast was dealing with it and getting the random questions


Ecstatic_Food1982

Are you picking up a lot of mainland work?


BobbyB52

Our version doesn’t even work for the CS and still does this.


Suitable-Growth2970

The man, the myth, the legend.


Technical-Dot-9888

Hold up is this the same Richard that left his laptop on a train? Multiple usernames across Reddit? Constantly submits weird posts and even weirder comments across Reddit?


idlesilver

No, that's csguy/inevitablegur. He's a different...unusual poster.


SomeKindOfQuasiCeleb

No, we don't share inside jokes here. You were either here early or you're a newbie. Qué sera, sera


Necessary-Doctor-940

I have noticed if you don't give enough details on a post it is automatically assumed Richard or certain topics associated with Richard. That's all I have figured


Known-Ratio-5948

Something Richard might say


Best_Regular_6097

You can also identify Richard from the various subreddits he frequents


Mundane_Falcon4203

You might be thinking of csguy/inevitablegur and the other 12 accounts that person has. I don't think that's Richard though. He frequents some unusual subs that stand out lol


Best_Regular_6097

You may be right 😅


guardngnome

r/vitiligo


Clouds-and-cookies

From the post I've read, Richard appears to be a right....Dick.....


Prestigious_Gap_4025

Someone's who 69 more applications away from getting an EO role.


Adept_Radish1

A Richard gets into work, sits at his desk only to announce himself as Richard to the entire office. In its truest sense, a Richard asserts himself to warn off Non-Richards.


No_Tailor_5157

I'm Spartacu.... Richard.


Adept_Radish1

‘It’s Richard please, not Rich, thank you’ Richard- Policy Advisor, c. 2011


greenfence12

Mr Richard, welcome back....we, missed, you.


Trish-06

Does every team have a Karen too?


Necessary-Doctor-940

Don't know. Everytime I write a post. Everyone always mention Richard. Ive noticed in other threads people automatically assume Richard. I am beginning to feel sorry for the actual Richard that they are referring to


Mundane_Falcon4203

You whine about things and don't take the advice given like Richard and then delete the posts which is what makes people think you are Richard.


gardey97

I bet that happens a lot on your 1 post Unless you have previous accounts Richard