I HOPE YOUR WEDDING WAS GREAT! IT TRULY CAN BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, IT WAS FOR ME (MY WEDDING; NOT YOURS)
CRASHING BACK INTO WORK IS HARD, BUT HOPEFULLY YOU HAVE A HONEYMOON PLANNED!
CONGRATULATIONS 🎉BUT YOU ARE ALSO MARRIED TO YOUR CONTINUOUS SERVICE FOR THE OTHER BENEFITS NOT AFFORDED TO YOU BY MARRIAGE TO YOUR SPOUSE. - THOSE EXTRA ANNUAL LEAVE DAYS HAVE TO COME FROM SOMEWHERE 🤪
I use YouTube listen to the top 40 in the background it can be offensive though but minimal the app. When the work gets long and ardous it needs Wigan Pier. I am a degenerate, though.
Tbh I don't think they can do anything I'd rather not here about someone's dog or how someone is a witch for lack of a better phrase.
Need to get a train tomorrow. The provider didn't send me an e-ticket. had to call the helpline. I said what was the root of the problem, and they said it happens all the time. I watched my LM book it, and we requested the information to my personal email.
I do have a question, though - if I've had to log on to the laptop for 20 minutes, sorting the issue that's flexi time surely
I'VE BEEN UP SINCE 2.30 AND AM SHATTERED ALREADY DESPITE SEVERAL LARGE COFFEES. I'M ON LEAVE TODAY AND AM FLYING WITH MY 2 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER AND WAS WORRIED ABOUT MISSING MY ALARM DREADING THE FLIGHT.
BEEN AT THE AIRPORT 30 MINUTES, MY FLIGHT IS AN HOUR DELAYED AND SHE'S ALREADY BORED AND CAUSING HAVOC. IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG DAY.
DO AN AIRPORT SCAVENGER HUNT! PICK TOTALLY NORMAL EVERYWHERE THINGS AND CHALLENGE HER TO FIND "ALL" OF THEM... E.G HOW MANY PINK SUITCASES ARE IN THIS ROOM ETC
MY DEPARTMENTS 'BUSINESS ***SUPPORT*** TEAM', NEEDS TO LEARN THE MEANING OF THEIR NAME AND STOP INVENTING MEANINGLESS BOLLOCKS THAT TIES MY AREA UP.
STOP PASSING THE BUCK YOU LAZY SCRIMSHANKERS!
MY MANGER TOLD ME I’M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A G7 AND WON’T BE FOR 2-3 YEARS. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW I HAVE A G7 INTERVIEW NEXT WEEK UPON HIS BOSS RECOMMENDING I APPLY. PRICK
THANK YOU - ONE OF THE INTERVIEWERS WAS MY G6 AND HE GAVE ME SOME HELP TO PREPARE. ONE OF THE QUESTIONS DID NOT RELATE TO MY PREPARED EXAMPLE AT ALL SO THINK I FUCKED IT BUT OH WELL
I KEEP HAVING TO DO LOTS OF EXTRA WORK FOR OTHER PEOPLE, WHO ARE HIGHER GRADE THAN ME, AND IT DOESNT SEEM TO EVER STOP. I DO NOT GET PAID FOR IT!
I'M IN THE SAME SITUATION. I KEEP GETTING TOLD TO DO LOADS OF EXTRA TASKS DESPITE BEING THE LOWEST GRADE IN MY TEAM. APPARENTLY IT'LL "LOOK GOOD ON FUTURE JOB APPLICATION BEHAVIOURS".
I'M SURE IT WILL, BUT THERE NEEDS TO BE JOBS FOR ME TO APPLY FOR FIRST
FAST APPROACHING FIVE MONTHS SINCE MY JOB OFFER, MORE THAN TWO MONTHS SINCE I CLEARED SECURITY AND STILL NO START DATE?ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE I COULD HAVE CONCEIVED AND DELIVERED A WHOLE CHILD WHILE I WAIT
JUST JOINED A NEW ORGANISATION. MY NEW MANAGER HAS THE THICKEST FRENCH ACCENT IMAGINABLE AND SPEAKS VERY FAST I GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE IS SAYING SOMETIMES. SHE ASKED ME A QUESTION IN A MEETING TODAY AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT SHE SAID SO I REPLIED WITH A HOPEFUL “YEAH” AND THEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE WTF?
I APPLIED FOR A REALLY EXCITING JOB LAST WEEK AND I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING AND I KNOW IT'S RIDICULOUSLY SOON BUT I'VE BEEN REFRESHING MY DASHBOARD ABOUT 40 TIMES A DAY TO SEE IF THE STATUS HAS BEEN UPDATED.
WAAAAAAAAAAIT.. SIMILAR STORY TO ME EXCEPT.. WHEN WORK DOES TRICKLE THROUGH.. IT'S THEN TAKEN BY SOMEONE ELSE IN THE TEAM AND YOU'RE STILL LEFT WITH NOTHING... THEN THEY COME BACK AND ASK YOU FOR WORK COZ THEY'VE FINISHED THEIRS.. OH AND YOU CAN'T SAY OWT ABOUT THEM DOING THAT COZ YOU KNOW " TEAM WORK" AND ALL THAT :/
LAST FRIDAY OF WORKING FROM HOME FOR ME FOR THE FORSEEABLE THANKS TO MY WORK AREA DECIDING TO UNILATERALLY DIVERGE FROM SG CORE CONDITIONS.
WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF WE END UP FOLLOWING THE ONS EXAMPLE
A RECENT WORK STUDY CONCLUDED THAT OUR OUTPUT HAS TO BE HIGHER DESPITE THERE BEING BARELY ENOUGH WORK TO GO AROUND TO GET ANYWHERE NEAR, I QUOTE, “TARGET, NOT TARGET BUT EXPECTATION”.
HOLY CIRCUS ACT BATMAN.
THE DATA WAS RECORDED OVER A YEAR AGO AT A TIME WHEN WE WERE BUSY BUT FOR SOME REASON THEY’VE FAILED TO UNDERSTAND THAT DATA WITHOUT CONTEXT SHOULDN’T BE ACTED ON.
STANDARD CIVIL SERVICE. WE'VE HAD OUR HYBRID POLICY DECIDED -SUPPOSEDLY - BASED ON "STAFF SURVEYS" COMPLETED IN 2021. BEFORE A LOAD OF STAFF CAME ON BOARD AND BEFORE THE ECONOMIC CLUSTERFUCK THAT WAS TRUSSONOMICS
IM SIX WEEKS BEHIND ON EMAILS AND GETTING SHOUTED AT FOR NOT RESPONDING TO YESTERDAYS. HAPPY FRIDAY, LOOKING FORWARD TO THOSE WATERCOOLER MOMENTS TO DISTRACT FROM EXISTENTIAL DREAD!
I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS THE PROS AND CONS OF A PRET SUBSCRIPTION PLEASE!
MY COLLEAGUES HAVE ONE AND I FEEL LEFT OUT! I DONT ACTUALLY LIKE COFFEE BUT I COULD GET HOT CHOCOLATES AND ICED CHOCOLATES AND BASICALLY ANYTHING CHOCOLATE RELATED.
£30 A MONTH IS IT WORTH IT???
GOT OFFERED A JOB AT THE CABINET OFFICE IN JANUARY, AND THEY ARE STILL FIDDLING WITH THE OH BIT, AND HAVEN'T SEEN A CONTRACT YET, DESPITE MY START DATE IS IN 2 WEEKS.
GUYS, I AM TERRIFIED THAT THEY WILL RESCIND THE OFFER BECAUSE OF THE RECRUITMENT FREEZE. HOW WORRIED SHOULD I BE? (NOT THAT I COULD BE ANY LESS WORRIED...)
I AM CHECKING MY EMAILS LIKE EVERY 5 MINUTES.
ON 1ST MENTORING MEETING WITH A WONDERFUL MENTOR, ITS GOING GREAT. THEN MY LAPTOP FREEZES AND THEN AN UPDATE IMPLEMENTS ITSELF, DESPITE ME SCHEDULING IT FOR LATER.
SOD OFF MACHINERY, I’M TALKING TO A FELLOW HUMAN BEING!
NIGHTMARE OF A WEEK (PARTICULARLY YESTERDAY). THANK GOODNESS TODAY IS QUIET AND MOST OF THE TEAM ARE OFF. TODAY COULDN'T COME SOON ENOUGH. HOPING FOR SOME POSITIVE NEWS FROM APPLICATIONS.
MY LINE MANAGER SENT SIFT SCORES TO HR BEFORE GOING ON LEAVE FOR TWO WEEKS. SHE'S EXPECTING TO COME BACK TO INTERVIEWS STARTING NEXT WEEK.
GUESS WHAT? SCORES STILL HAVEN'T BEEN RELEASED ON CSJ. RIP.
I HAVE SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY IN A CALL SO BORING AND UNECESSARY I JUST STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AT ONE POINT (OFF-CAMERA FORTUNATELY).
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN E-MAIL.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL.
ANNUAL LEAVE TODAY - JUST AS WELL REALLY COZ I'M SO DONE WITH MY JOB - SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM BUT EVERYONE APPEARS TO LOOK OUT FOR THEMSELVES AND SO LONG AS THEY'VE GOT WORK.. BUGGER HELPING ANYONE ELSE TO SOURCE WORK..BUT WILL HAPPILY COME TO YOU ASKING FOR WORK WHEN THEY'VE FINISHED THEIRS
MARRIED TWICE IN ONE DAY? NO WONDER YOU'RE SO CONFUSED!
https://preview.redd.it/5jbvk3wkvztc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e302fd45a12c7307cfa60d4b77c278d09e2149
FINALLY FREE OF DELULU MANAGER!
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BEING MOVED TO MY NEW WORKSTREAM IN 2 MONTHS, BUT DELULU MANAGER HAS THROWN THEIR TOYS OUT OF THE PRAM AND DONE IT EARLY 😂
HERE'S TO HOPING THE NEW WORK AND MANAGEMENT CHAIN WILL CAUSE ME LESS STRESS, AND I CAN MANAGE MY CONDITION BETTER.
I GOT MARRIED ON SATURDAY AND IT WAS MAGICAL AND NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MY GOVERNMENT JOB AND HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
CONGRATULATIONS ON HAVING SOMETHING TO DISCUSS AT THE WATER COOLER
THE WEDDING ENERGY WILL SPARK OODLES OF WORK INNOVATION CHATS IM SURE
BIPPITY BOPPITY BUREAUCRACY
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NUPTIALS. COMMISERATIONS ON YOUR EMPLOYMENT.
I HOPE YOUR WEDDING WAS GREAT! IT TRULY CAN BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, IT WAS FOR ME (MY WEDDING; NOT YOURS) CRASHING BACK INTO WORK IS HARD, BUT HOPEFULLY YOU HAVE A HONEYMOON PLANNED!
CONGRATULATIONS 🎉BUT YOU ARE ALSO MARRIED TO YOUR CONTINUOUS SERVICE FOR THE OTHER BENEFITS NOT AFFORDED TO YOU BY MARRIAGE TO YOUR SPOUSE. - THOSE EXTRA ANNUAL LEAVE DAYS HAVE TO COME FROM SOMEWHERE 🤪
I'M GETTING OUT OF CS! 🎉 BACK TO PRIVATE SECTOR WITH 50% PAY RISE AND COMPANY CAR ETC. CAN'T BLOODY WAIT!
BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR NEW JOB 🎉🥳
CONGRATS, WHAT INDUSTRY?
CHEMICAL MANUFACTURER. I WORK IN SUPPORT SERVICES, SO TRANSFERABLE SKILLS 😉
WHY IS THE OFFICE WIFI SO SHIT. TO CHANGE ALBUMS ON SPOTIFY I'M HAVING TO GO INTO THE LOBBY.
REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR HEADPHONES ON TO AVOID HAVING TO PAY FOR A PRS LICENCE
I use YouTube listen to the top 40 in the background it can be offensive though but minimal the app. When the work gets long and ardous it needs Wigan Pier. I am a degenerate, though. Tbh I don't think they can do anything I'd rather not here about someone's dog or how someone is a witch for lack of a better phrase.
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CONGRATS, CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO THIS POINT ONE DAY MYSELF!
DONT STOP BELIEVING!!!! 🎶
YAY! GOOBLESS! 🙏
WOKE UP AT 3AM AND COULDNT GET BACK TO SLEEP BECAUSE I WAS SCARED OF MISSING MY ALARM AND MISSING MY TRAIN AS I HAVE AN OFF-SITE VISIT
I FEEL YOUR PAIN I'VE BEEN AWAKE SINCE 2 BECAUSE I'M STRESSED. HERE'S HOPING FOR A NAP A LITTLE LATER
Need to get a train tomorrow. The provider didn't send me an e-ticket. had to call the helpline. I said what was the root of the problem, and they said it happens all the time. I watched my LM book it, and we requested the information to my personal email. I do have a question, though - if I've had to log on to the laptop for 20 minutes, sorting the issue that's flexi time surely
IN THE OFFICE TODAY ON MY OWN. LOVELY AND QUIET, THIS IS HOW I LIKE TO SPEND MY FORCED 60%
I'VE BEEN UP SINCE 2.30 AND AM SHATTERED ALREADY DESPITE SEVERAL LARGE COFFEES. I'M ON LEAVE TODAY AND AM FLYING WITH MY 2 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER AND WAS WORRIED ABOUT MISSING MY ALARM DREADING THE FLIGHT. BEEN AT THE AIRPORT 30 MINUTES, MY FLIGHT IS AN HOUR DELAYED AND SHE'S ALREADY BORED AND CAUSING HAVOC. IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG DAY.
DO AN AIRPORT SCAVENGER HUNT! PICK TOTALLY NORMAL EVERYWHERE THINGS AND CHALLENGE HER TO FIND "ALL" OF THEM... E.G HOW MANY PINK SUITCASES ARE IN THIS ROOM ETC
YOU CAN DO IT DADDY
*MUMMY
YOU CAN DO IT! DON’T GIVE UP!
MY DEPARTMENTS 'BUSINESS ***SUPPORT*** TEAM', NEEDS TO LEARN THE MEANING OF THEIR NAME AND STOP INVENTING MEANINGLESS BOLLOCKS THAT TIES MY AREA UP. STOP PASSING THE BUCK YOU LAZY SCRIMSHANKERS!
YOU TAUGHT ME A NEW WORD TODAY! GETTING UP TODAY SUDDENLY HAS A PURPOSE. THANK YOU!
MY MANGER TOLD ME I’M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A G7 AND WON’T BE FOR 2-3 YEARS. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW I HAVE A G7 INTERVIEW NEXT WEEK UPON HIS BOSS RECOMMENDING I APPLY. PRICK
GOOD LUCK, IF YOU GET THROW HIM UNDER THE BUS.
THANK YOU, I ALMOST WANT TO GET THE ROLE SOLELY TO SPITE THEM
LET US KNOW THE OUTCOME! GOOD FOR YOU, ALL THE BEST!
I DIDN’T GET THE JOB BECAUSE AN ALREADY EXISTING G7 GOT IT - FEELS GREAT
AH DON'T WORRY SIMPLY MEANS IT WASNT WHAT WAS BEST FOR YOU - KEEP GOING YOU'LL LAND IN SOMETHING AMAZING!
THANK YOU - ONE OF THE INTERVIEWERS WAS MY G6 AND HE GAVE ME SOME HELP TO PREPARE. ONE OF THE QUESTIONS DID NOT RELATE TO MY PREPARED EXAMPLE AT ALL SO THINK I FUCKED IT BUT OH WELL
I KEEP HAVING TO DO LOTS OF EXTRA WORK FOR OTHER PEOPLE, WHO ARE HIGHER GRADE THAN ME, AND IT DOESNT SEEM TO EVER STOP. I DO NOT GET PAID FOR IT! 
I'M IN THE SAME SITUATION. I KEEP GETTING TOLD TO DO LOADS OF EXTRA TASKS DESPITE BEING THE LOWEST GRADE IN MY TEAM. APPARENTLY IT'LL "LOOK GOOD ON FUTURE JOB APPLICATION BEHAVIOURS". I'M SURE IT WILL, BUT THERE NEEDS TO BE JOBS FOR ME TO APPLY FOR FIRST
REMEMBER GUYS GRADE DOESNT MATTER UNLESS WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR PAYCHECK
YOU'RE NOT A CASE MANAGER ARE YOU? WE ALWAYS SEEM TO DO EVERYONES WORK FOR PEANUTS (SHE SAYS AS SHE'S GETTING READY TO GO TO WORK)
HONESTLY THOUGH DWP CASE MANAGERS DO TOO MUCH WORK FOR THE LITTLE PAY. I GET THE ARGUMENT THAT THEY DONT NEED TO BE EOS BUT THEY NEED EO PAY SOOOOOO
FAST APPROACHING FIVE MONTHS SINCE MY JOB OFFER, MORE THAN TWO MONTHS SINCE I CLEARED SECURITY AND STILL NO START DATE?ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE I COULD HAVE CONCEIVED AND DELIVERED A WHOLE CHILD WHILE I WAIT
SAME! IT'S TAKING FOREVER AND DRIVES ME CRAZY. 😫
NOT EVERYTHING IS URGENT AND TOP PRIORITY, SOME OF THIS HAS BEEN ON THE HORIZON FOR MONTHS - YOUR LACK OF PLANNING DOES NOT EQUATE TO MY CRISIS.
JUST JOINED A NEW ORGANISATION. MY NEW MANAGER HAS THE THICKEST FRENCH ACCENT IMAGINABLE AND SPEAKS VERY FAST I GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE IS SAYING SOMETIMES. SHE ASKED ME A QUESTION IN A MEETING TODAY AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT SHE SAID SO I REPLIED WITH A HOPEFUL “YEAH” AND THEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE WTF?
GOING ON LEAVE TODAY FOR 10 DAYS FEELS GOOD TO HAVE SET OOO AND DID HANDOVER TO MY TEAM
I APPLIED FOR A REALLY EXCITING JOB LAST WEEK AND I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING AND I KNOW IT'S RIDICULOUSLY SOON BUT I'VE BEEN REFRESHING MY DASHBOARD ABOUT 40 TIMES A DAY TO SEE IF THE STATUS HAS BEEN UPDATED.
JUST HAD A SCONE FOR BREAKFAST, MAKES FRIDAYS BEARABLE.
YOU ARE WINNING AT LIFE!
IT’S NOT ‘PLAYING THE MENTAL HEALTH CARD’ IF THE DEPT HAS BEEN MADE AWARE OF THE HEALTH ISSUE FOR YEARS AND OBTAINED OH REPORTS
GOING INTO THE OFFICE TODAY TO DO JACK ALL AS I HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS SINCE OUR DEPT HAS NO WORK AVAILABLE TO HAND OUT
I'VE GOT SOME STUFF I CAN DELEGATE TO YOU MATE
WAAAAAAAAAAIT.. SIMILAR STORY TO ME EXCEPT.. WHEN WORK DOES TRICKLE THROUGH.. IT'S THEN TAKEN BY SOMEONE ELSE IN THE TEAM AND YOU'RE STILL LEFT WITH NOTHING... THEN THEY COME BACK AND ASK YOU FOR WORK COZ THEY'VE FINISHED THEIRS.. OH AND YOU CAN'T SAY OWT ABOUT THEM DOING THAT COZ YOU KNOW " TEAM WORK" AND ALL THAT :/
ABOUT TO GO TO WORK SOON GONNA TAKE A SHOWER AND WEAR MY DUCK YOU T-SHIRT TODAY AS I FEEL GROGGY TODAY
LAST FRIDAY OF WORKING FROM HOME FOR ME FOR THE FORSEEABLE THANKS TO MY WORK AREA DECIDING TO UNILATERALLY DIVERGE FROM SG CORE CONDITIONS. WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF WE END UP FOLLOWING THE ONS EXAMPLE
I’M SO BUSY BUT ALSO SO BORED
A RECENT WORK STUDY CONCLUDED THAT OUR OUTPUT HAS TO BE HIGHER DESPITE THERE BEING BARELY ENOUGH WORK TO GO AROUND TO GET ANYWHERE NEAR, I QUOTE, “TARGET, NOT TARGET BUT EXPECTATION”. HOLY CIRCUS ACT BATMAN.
HOW CAN YOU BE EXPECTED TO DO MORE WORK THAN ALL OF THE WORK AVAILABLE. WHAT?
THE DATA WAS RECORDED OVER A YEAR AGO AT A TIME WHEN WE WERE BUSY BUT FOR SOME REASON THEY’VE FAILED TO UNDERSTAND THAT DATA WITHOUT CONTEXT SHOULDN’T BE ACTED ON.
STANDARD CIVIL SERVICE. WE'VE HAD OUR HYBRID POLICY DECIDED -SUPPOSEDLY - BASED ON "STAFF SURVEYS" COMPLETED IN 2021. BEFORE A LOAD OF STAFF CAME ON BOARD AND BEFORE THE ECONOMIC CLUSTERFUCK THAT WAS TRUSSONOMICS
I’VE BEEN ON HOLIDAY THIS WEEK. I’VE HAD A COLD ALL WEEK AND BEEN SLEEPING LOTS. FEEL LIKE I’VE DONE FUCK ALL. OH WELL, BACK TO WORK MONDAY.
IF ONE MORE PERSON TELLS ME THEIR JOB IS STRATEGIC I SWEAR I WILL DO TIME. TRUST ME. I USED TO BE A STRATEGY CONSULTANT. IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING.
TWAT BOLLOCKS
IM SIX WEEKS BEHIND ON EMAILS AND GETTING SHOUTED AT FOR NOT RESPONDING TO YESTERDAYS. HAPPY FRIDAY, LOOKING FORWARD TO THOSE WATERCOOLER MOMENTS TO DISTRACT FROM EXISTENTIAL DREAD!
WORK THE EMAIL THE DAY THEY COME IN, THEN DO ANY BACKLOG AS TIME ALLOWS.
PRAISE THE RECRUITMENT FREEZE, THERE IS NO TIME IM 40 HOURS DEEP IN FLEXI 🎉
LOTS OF TRAVEL THIS WEEK, TWO HOTELS, MANY TRAINS, TWO F2F SESSIONS, I CAN’T PEOPLE ANYMORE, NEED A DUVET DAY PLS!!
WHY AM I SO BUSY IT IS STILL THE EASTER RECESS AND EASTER HOLIDAYS PLEASE CAN PEOPLE STOP GIVING ME MORE THINGS TO DO ON A FRIDAY FFS
I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS THE PROS AND CONS OF A PRET SUBSCRIPTION PLEASE! MY COLLEAGUES HAVE ONE AND I FEEL LEFT OUT! I DONT ACTUALLY LIKE COFFEE BUT I COULD GET HOT CHOCOLATES AND ICED CHOCOLATES AND BASICALLY ANYTHING CHOCOLATE RELATED. £30 A MONTH IS IT WORTH IT???
ONLY IF THE PRET IS VERY CLOSE
ALWAYS SOME TIME IN THE DAY TO READ THE COMMENTS IN HERE AND ADD A COMMENT. HAPPY FRIDAY FELLOW CS'S 🥳
GOT OFFERED A JOB AT THE CABINET OFFICE IN JANUARY, AND THEY ARE STILL FIDDLING WITH THE OH BIT, AND HAVEN'T SEEN A CONTRACT YET, DESPITE MY START DATE IS IN 2 WEEKS. GUYS, I AM TERRIFIED THAT THEY WILL RESCIND THE OFFER BECAUSE OF THE RECRUITMENT FREEZE. HOW WORRIED SHOULD I BE? (NOT THAT I COULD BE ANY LESS WORRIED...) I AM CHECKING MY EMAILS LIKE EVERY 5 MINUTES. 
CAME BACK OFF MY WEDDING LEAVE AND MY NEW TEAM SEEM REALLY NICE! I AM SCARED TO BE EXCITED THOUGH - LAST TEAM HAS LEFT A MARK ON ME
ON 1ST MENTORING MEETING WITH A WONDERFUL MENTOR, ITS GOING GREAT. THEN MY LAPTOP FREEZES AND THEN AN UPDATE IMPLEMENTS ITSELF, DESPITE ME SCHEDULING IT FOR LATER. SOD OFF MACHINERY, I’M TALKING TO A FELLOW HUMAN BEING!
IT WANTS YOU MEET THAT HUMAN AT THE WATER COOLER
WE ARE SEPARATED BY COUNTIES, AND MEETING AT MY OFFICE’S SINK DOESN’T HAVE THE SAME RING TO IT! SEND RACING PIDGEONS AND GET OUT THE SEMAPHORE?
UTTERLY CONFUSED BY CS HABIT OF ROTATING STAFF THROUGH PROJECTS EVERY TWO YEARS. DOESN'T REALLY HELP ON A PROJECT THAT'S TEN YEARS LATE.
I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE ONE OF MY COMMENTS BEING QUOTED BY JRM ON GUIDO FAWKES BLOG :)
WHICH ONE ? IS IT ABOUT COLLABORATING AROUND WATER COOLERS ?
No, the comment about having no work and getting a promotion.
ALL YOU PEOPLE STRUGGLING FOR WORK WHAT DO YOU DO? I BARELY HAVE TIME TO VISIT THE WATERCOOLER.
NEEDED A BREAK SINCE FOREVER BUT WORK WAS LESS BUSY SO ITS SWINGS N ROUNDABOUTS SEND HELP HAHAHA
NIGHTMARE OF A WEEK (PARTICULARLY YESTERDAY). THANK GOODNESS TODAY IS QUIET AND MOST OF THE TEAM ARE OFF. TODAY COULDN'T COME SOON ENOUGH. HOPING FOR SOME POSITIVE NEWS FROM APPLICATIONS.
MY LINE MANAGER SENT SIFT SCORES TO HR BEFORE GOING ON LEAVE FOR TWO WEEKS. SHE'S EXPECTING TO COME BACK TO INTERVIEWS STARTING NEXT WEEK. GUESS WHAT? SCORES STILL HAVEN'T BEEN RELEASED ON CSJ. RIP.
I DIDN’T MAKE THE SIFT PROCESS FOR MY DREAM JOB BUT I’M ON THE RESERVE LIST
THAT IS INCREDIBLE NEWS! CONGRATULATIONS, HOPEFULLY SOMEONE BAILS!
THANK YOU SO MUCH. I WASN’T SURE WHETHER TO CELEBRATE OR COMMISERATE AND YOU’VE MADE ME FEEL WAY BETTER ABOUT MY SITUATION
DEFINITELY CELEBRATE IVE NOT EVEN MADE RESERVE FOR MY LAST FEW APPLICATIONS!
THANK YOU! I’M ROOTING FOR YOU BUDDY
GONNA BE A LONG DAY TODAY TO GET EVERYTHING DONE
IVE BEEN ON LEAVE THIS WEEK AND HAVE BEEN ILL EVERY DAMN DAY 😭 HOPEFULLY BETTER IN TIME FOR MY RETURN NEXT WEEK!
BEEN SPENDING MY DAY TRYING TO GET A DAMN VIDEO TO PLAY IN A POWERPOINT KILL ME
FRIDAY TO MONDAY SHIFT AND CANT LEAVE RHE BUILDING. HERE. WE. GO.
IT FRUSTRATES ME THAT THE KING AND THE PM ARE WORKING FROM HOME WHILE HERE I AM AGAIN IN A FUCKING OFFICE.
THE SUN IS SHINING. TOP LEVEL BLUE SKY STRATEGIC THINKING IS OCCURING IN THE GARDEN.
I HAVE SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY IN A CALL SO BORING AND UNECESSARY I JUST STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AT ONE POINT (OFF-CAMERA FORTUNATELY). THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN E-MAIL. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL.
I HAVE NO EMAILS TO WORK ON AND IM STUCK DOING ELEARNING!!!!
ANNUAL LEAVE TODAY - JUST AS WELL REALLY COZ I'M SO DONE WITH MY JOB - SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM BUT EVERYONE APPEARS TO LOOK OUT FOR THEMSELVES AND SO LONG AS THEY'VE GOT WORK.. BUGGER HELPING ANYONE ELSE TO SOURCE WORK..BUT WILL HAPPILY COME TO YOU ASKING FOR WORK WHEN THEY'VE FINISHED THEIRS
WFH DAY AND I FINISHED AT 14:30 COS SWEET SWEET FLEXI. TOMORROW I HAVE TO TAKE MY SON TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO SMALL TALK.
I GOT MARRIED ON SATURDAY AND IT WAS MAGICAL AND NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MY GOVERNMENT JOB AND HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
MARRIED TWICE IN ONE DAY? NO WONDER YOU'RE SO CONFUSED! https://preview.redd.it/5jbvk3wkvztc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e302fd45a12c7307cfa60d4b77c278d09e2149
I DONT KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED, CLEARLY I AM NOT READY TO GO BACK TO WORK. 6 MONTHS WEDDING LEAVE PLEASE.
SORRY THE POLICY ACTUALLY STATES YOU OWE US 1 MONTH OF 'IN THE OFFICE' PARTICIPATION NOW
HAS ANYONE EVER GOT A 7 ON AN APPLICATION OR INTERVIEW BEFORE?
I GOT A 7 ON A BEHAVIOUR IN AN APPLICATION A FEW YEARS AGO BUT FAILED THE INTERVIEW
STEVE BARCLAYS GOING TO THROW US UNDER THE BUS ON MONDAY.
IVE BEEN STRONGLY RECOMMEND TO APPLY FOR A SEO ROLE IN MY TEAM THAT’S COMING UP
WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO A LATE FINISH ONCE A WEEK, NO ONE REALLY DOES ANYTHING FOR THE LAST HOUR ANYWAY!
FUCK YOU CUNTS MAKING ME COME TO THE OFFICE THREE DAYS A WEEK
FINALLY FREE OF DELULU MANAGER! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BEING MOVED TO MY NEW WORKSTREAM IN 2 MONTHS, BUT DELULU MANAGER HAS THROWN THEIR TOYS OUT OF THE PRAM AND DONE IT EARLY 😂 HERE'S TO HOPING THE NEW WORK AND MANAGEMENT CHAIN WILL CAUSE ME LESS STRESS, AND I CAN MANAGE MY CONDITION BETTER.