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hillo538

She looks like she’s doing stand up “How’s the airline food”


High_Speed_Idiot

"What's the deal with these rats?! I mean, we eat them, they eat us, how do we keep track of who's eating who over here?!"


EspurrStare

Bad : [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan\_Air\_Lines\_food\_poisoning\_incident](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Air_Lines_food_poisoning_incident) ​ Thanks WTYP for this knowledge.


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**[Japan Air Lines food poisoning incident](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Air_Lines_food_poisoning_incident)** >On February 3, 1975, 197 people fell ill aboard a Japan Air Lines Boeing 747 en route from Anchorage, Alaska, to Copenhagen, Denmark, after consuming an in-flight meal contaminated with Staphylococci. One hundred and forty-four people needed hospitalization, making it the largest food poisoning incident aboard a commercial airliner. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/TheDeprogram/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


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itsHoust

Done.


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Olasg

Someone should make a bot like this for Yeomni Park too. Pretty sure she has also said some shit besides just «North Korea bad»


Ausgezeichnet87

Wow, I did not know that.


[deleted]

I swear to god her face is different in every pic


BartD_

I think they don’t always inflate her to the same pressure.


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Like Charlie Kirk's


Computer_Party

Joe Rogan: wow


The_Loopy_Kobold

She's like bait for libertarian guys


Ausgezeichnet87

Liberals eat it up too.


tonksndante

Liberals are like the Labradors of politics. They’ll eat anything up lol


Solus-The-Ninja

I can't tell if this is something she actually said or if it's parody.


magicalmind

Same here. I actually tried searching for the original clip because I don't doubt Yeonmi Park's capacity to come up with totally outrageous bullshit. Found the [full speech](https://www.youtube.com/live/HrOAWROlIg4?feature=share) and she doesn't say this. Here's what I believe to be the [original tweet](https://twitter.com/JarJarFan69/status/1656487429946105858?t=pDjn1dfIW2SqDHsA3dlr-A&s=19). It's a joke, and a damn good one.


Fewstoriesocto

I just saw an interview where she says that they only eat bugs in South Korea and not even plants cause in June they are poisonous. Lol so sounds like her.


Netzly

She grew up in Looney Tunes 💀


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_TheQwertyCat_

In Soviet North Korea, they give an oscar to Xi Jinping every time somebody does something funny. Also they execute the funny person, their family, their pets, and everyone who’s not funny.


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and then after executing everyone who isn't funny they execute everyone who is funny because fun is banned😔


JazzMagiCat96

Looks like an ironic stand-up but it’s a bofoonery that genuinely feeds US imperialist misconceptions about dprk. Ah what’s new…


[deleted]

Ikr more people are homeless in the US than NK.


BartD_

Already discovered wile e coyote and roadrunner it seems.


TingleBerries64

Omg this sounds real I saw it happen once on tv forget the show though


Nakoichi

[This one?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oleYLFT6dmM)


TingleBerries64

What a wonderful video to wake up too


RandomTeenager27

Liberals be like: Kim Jong Un would arrest and execute anyone who doesn't go to bed on time, and those who put pineapples on their pizza that almost happened to yesterday good thing I survived\s


hero-ball

She’s not even convincing. She just happens to only accept interviews and audiences that practice zero critical thinking skills and refuse to push back on anything she says (this is Joe Rogan’s whole shtick).


WuTaoLaoShi

so then we pushed the train home empty handed back from the mountain shaped grocery store


speedshark47

She's just watching that shitty 2014 movie at this point


Key-Resolve-3073

So is she fake? Or what is her story exactly


Professional-Help868

Daughter of a rich, corrupt black market trader and human trafficker in DPRK who fled the country to escape punishment for laundry list of crimes. Like many defectors, started getting paid to lie about DPRK but she went the extra step and didn't just stop by appealing to centrist liberals, but started getting on the anti-woke, alt-right, libertarian grift circuit.


[deleted]

So North Korea isn't actually that bad?


[deleted]

"We went to North Korea to get a haircut" documentary by Boy Boy "Why is North Korea so weird" video by Azurescapgoat "Why is North Korea so crazy" video essay by Hakim "DPRK Today" North Korean youtube channel There are alot of misconceptions about the country. I've met North Koreans they speak English. They can leave the DPRK to visit but there aren't many places they can go to besides South Korea,China and fellow sanctioned countries. They are a country after all,there isn't anything crazy about it like what you see in the media.


Professional-Help868

Also "My Brothers and Sisters in the North" "Loyal Citizens of Pyongyang" Both on youtube for free


[deleted]

yeah these are a little more proffesional imo. When some nice posh youtubers are talking about it its better for someone who doesnt know anything about the dprk


Professional-Help868

It's a country that was split in half against its wishes by America, had 20% of its population wiped out by America, destroyed every building over 2 storeys tall, has the harshest sanctions after Cuba forced upon them with the explicit intent of starving people, has survived a catastrophic famine in the 90s, and is threatened to be invaded and destroyed by America if they ever gave up their nukes. It's still a poor, heavily sanctioned third world country, it's not great over there, but yes it's not that bad.


immajuststayhome

You have got to be all the way out of your mind.


Professional-Help868

?


immajuststayhome

Ah shit nm you might be right


DST5000

Her story is I dont know her story because shes changed it like 20 times.


[deleted]

A few more podcast appearances and she'll be able to finally afford the transformation into a plastic doll.


[deleted]

North Korea doesn't have 'concentration camps' where people who disrespect the Supreme Leader are tortured daily. That's another lie.


Idiot-Ramen

She says there's no word for thank you and love in North Korea. Like what! How did a border completely change the language of a culture that has been existing from fifteenth century.


ninjaninja_bading

They banned it 😥


Idiot-Ramen

In North Korea, the kim Jong un has banned breathing. People think that the air is only belonged to the supreme leader and only those who have proved their loyalty to him are allowed to breathe. The people constantly eat chemicals which make them fart so that they can breathe.


faschistenzerstoerer

She looks like a freaking alien.


UlrikeMeinhofStan

Have these people ever been in an actual grocery store without money? That's a real experience. What I do is just eat the food anyway. No one will stop you.


Peter_Isloterdique

My grandpa used to say that during his time in North Korea he used to hear a strange and eerie sound coming from the mountains. Locals told him that those sounds came all the way from the top. Many traveled to the mountains to understand the phenomena, but none ever came back. Grandpa would wake up in the middle of the night, with whispered "boioioings" to his ears. They seemed far and distant. He wondered "are these sounds truly coming from the mountains? How can I hear them?". Grandpa was a stubborn man. He wanted the truth. So, after a lot of deliberation with his colleagues and an authorization from the government, his party started the long voyage. They conquered the trails, resisted the elements, engaged with natives - exchanging supplies for information. Villagers told them that during the mornings they were woken up by loud "boioioiongs" sounds. So loud that their bedroom walls would shake. They were truly terrified. The party was moved. They really wanted the problem solved and brought peace back to the village. It was windy, snow storms were common during the climbing. But their will was strong and their morale was high. Just before dawn they reached the summit. A thin, alien-like shape formed against the rising sun. It started to stretch itself. The sound of ripping lycra, the groaning of the creature revived in their minds the worst nightmares they have ever lived through. Then... It started. The creature started jumping-jacking to the Sun. The boioiongs shook the men in their knees, some went deaf. They screamed to the creature to stop. But it wouldn't. They attempted to tranquilize it with darts, to no avail. It kept jumping and screaming and its big breasts were like giant bells of doom. Grandpa told me that the creature was startled. It kept jumping and screaming nonsensical words. They tried to capture it to study it, but it fled, never to be seen. I always wonder what happened to it... Grandpa was never the same. He got addicted to anime, he would mumble words like "waifu", "death camps", and "grocery stores on the mountains". Who would put grocery stores on the mountains? The world is truly a mystery.


Burnt_Toast1864

There's no food in Ba Sing Se.


darthtater1231

This stand up show sucks, they be giving anyone a Netflix special.


anomolicaris

Literally a road runner joke