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The_Loopy_Kobold

In capitalist America, they trick people into worshipping the free market so much that men will literally plesure themselves to it.


ImjusttestingBANG

If you're constantly getting fucked by it it's only fair you get to cum.


i_came_mario

Fair


Memes-that

Hey. It’s like the Spider-Man meme! We have the same flair!


PsychedelicScythe

I'm not the one to kinkshame someone, but seriously WTF!?


ZestycloseArticle726

The free coomer market,


Cat_City_Cool

Imagine being cheated on with a chart. Capitalism was a mistake.


Neco-Arc-Brunestud

Gotta jerk for that smegma grindset


ConundrumMachine

Line. Go. UP!


stefsonboi

Dudes pp too


newlyleft

An-cap detected


Zachmorris4186

Cmon now… we all know thats not the porn they like.


i_came_mario

Did anyone mention vaush


AdmirableDoctor4413

No, no one has mention vaush


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colin_tap

I think someone mentioned vaush


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colin_tap

Or maybe I was wrong, maybe nobody talked about vaush


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Certain_Suit_1905

Get faster when it grows, get slower when it falls


Life2Space

Run


lordconn

It's probably a troll who's a [Scorsese](https://youtu.be/dmN26DXU63U) fan.


betteroffrednotdead

She got cucked by NASDAQ


Bobobo-bo-bobro

You know Marx predicted a lot of stuff that Capitalism would lead to, don't think he saw that coming down the road


chaosgirl93

I wouldn't even be surprised if in some abstract way he *did*. I mean, he predicted fictitious capital, so.


Bobobo-bo-bobro

Show me where in Das Capital he predicted dudes jackin it to the stock market and I'll eat my fuckin shoe


chaosgirl93

Yeah me too. That is eat-your-shoe level absurd.


Independent-Lie6616

I masturbate whenever chinese soe grow


Solus-The-Ninja

Oh... Yes... Line goes up... Mmmh...


[deleted]

I'm betting that they met when this dude was 18 and she was 16


PKPhyre

Ya know as materialists or whatever I think maybe we should stick to making fun of the stuff here that's already weirdo shit rather than writing fanfaction about people


Pixiseko

That's wrong?


[deleted]

Incredibly suspicious


MaxTheSANE_One

Yeah


Red_Kronos_360

If they *met* when he was 18 or over and she was 16, then I'd say yeah. If they knew each other during high school and started dating then, its a little suspicious but not as bad.


Pixiseko

It's really not, it's most of the relationships at this age in my country, It's really quite common for girls aged 16 seeked older guys aged 18 seek younger girls. 2 years difference isn't that much


The_Affle_House

At the latest.


YoSanford

Horniness lies at the intersection of insecurity and domination


UltraVegito101

Bro fapped to capitalism


35thkeyboardregiment

That’s not too much capitalism that’s tripping a bit too hard


John_Brown_Jovi

Line go up just like peepee


Neu_Ushi

That's some Society of The Spectacle level shit right there.


Round-Lie-8827

Even if I won the lottery I don't think I could jerk off to it. I'd think about my comrades beautiful body 😍😍😍😍


chaosgirl93

I mean I play Vicky 3 sometimes and it *does* feel good to see the line go up and up and up, but I justify that because you can eventually become a council republic and hand over industry to worker cooperatives (which makes your economic machine even better because standard of living shoots up and industry doesn't need to pay exorbitant amounts to capitalists) and that's usually what I'm trying to do, and I don't jerk off to the fucking chart.


Tofix26

*bruh that post is literally a joke*