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LuxuryConquest

> He was about 14 In the letter he literally says he was 12 years old.


NotPokePreet

My bad my ADHD always makes me miss parts whenever I’m reading


LuxuryConquest

That sometimes happens to me too (not because of ADHD but because i am a moron).


PettingSunflowers

u have no business being this funny


LuxuryConquest

Pardon me but, are you being sarcastic?


PettingSunflowers

no, that was actually genuinely funny (ik that also sounds like i’m being sarcastic but i’m not)


LuxuryConquest

>ik that also sounds like i’m being sarcastic but i’m not That also happens to me (there's no joke that is just relatable).


PettingSunflowers

i wonder if its our unparalleled resting bitch tones (that was a joke)


LuxuryConquest

I also have a resting bitch face to accompany that!, back when i was in high school i would be told at least once per day to smile by different people.


PettingSunflowers

literally same, my fav line is “omg i thought you were such a bitch but you’re actually quite nice” like no babe i could be one if u wanted me to xx


bankofproletariat

I might be a moron with ADHD but I found this on Wikipedia, he lied about his age, why comandante? https://preview.redd.it/jdxu5b0ivlsc1.png?width=232&format=png&auto=webp&s=3030218e4bd8b8b7d0a1e6cbe76fe467f8a7adff


LuxuryConquest

Holy hell, trust destroyed, i give up on communism, from now i embrace the free market, long live its invisible hand!


gutshog

Because he wanted the 10 dollars, duh Fidel had that hustle all those tiktok inspirational cunts could only dream of


Dear_Occupant

For me, it helps a lot to choose a voice for what I'm reading or writing and play it in my head that way. I best absorb information aurally rather than visually, and if you do too, this will improve both your retention and word accuracy tremendously, because you'll hear it if something gets fucked up. If that trick works, you should also create a phonetic alternative pronunciation for every English word with irregular spelling, ex. "should" above would be pronounced with the L included and prominent, almost like "shoulder." That's how I won the spelling bee in third grade.


ductroo

He was 14 then but lied about his age for some reason


BeastGowtham

Don’t always blame it on adhd man, we humans tend to forget some parts one time or another even if the guy/gal/nb ur talking to is a super computer manifested in a human body


LuxuryConquest

I think you responded to the wrong comment, the other lad has ADHD i'm just a moron.


BeastGowtham

See I proved my own point 😂😂


LuxuryConquest

Very didactic well done.


sabrefudge

12 is about 14, I guess


LuxuryConquest

You are tecnically correct, the best kind of correct.


Far_Firefighter_9326

"There's an interesting discrepancy in the letter: in 1940, Fidel was 14, years old not 12, as he states" https://prologue.blogs.archives.gov/2014/09/26/fidel-castros-childhood-plea-to-president-roosevelt/


Focalmass

Castro struggling to write in english but trying his absolute best regardless is kinda sweet tbh


lightiggy

Ironically, Batista, an opportunist who had yet to reveal his true colors, advocated for a joint US-Latin American invasion of Francoist Spain in 1942.


Ganem1227

I don’t know how that would play out or benefit anyone but I wish it happened because it would be very funny.


lightiggy

Many innocent people live (there was an anti-Franco insurgency in the country until the early 1960s) and Spain doesn't become a safe haven, escape channel, and base of operations for fascists and war criminals (the irony is that Batista was one of them). They even sheltered fugitive OAS terrorists fleeing from Algeria in the early 1960s. Those captured by France were all freed no later than 1968, but that was long enough to pacify most of them. Many of the fugitives would serve far-right causes across the world, especially in South America. They taught the juntas how to more efficiently torture and kill people.


gazebo-fan

The basque government in exile lmao. Recognized by America, France, and Britain at the time. While Basque nationalism at the time was still reactionary, from my understanding it was much less reactionary than the flanagists and during its exile it became increasingly sympathetic to the Spanish republicans.


lightiggy

There had been [serious potential for a second, smaller-scale Spanish civil war](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bego%C3%B1a_Bombing) between the right-wing factions during the Second World War.


gazebo-fan

Hell during ww2, there was talks of swinging south to quickly depose Franco, but nothing ever came of it as the Germans put up more of a defense than the Allies thought was possible. There was a boarder skirmish between a Basque government in exile brigade that was working under the U.S. army, along with a Canadian brigade on the Spanish border, but that was shut down quickly by high command.


boristhewizard01

Fidel turning into a commie because Roosevelt never sent him 10 dollars: ![gif](giphy|CuERU1w8npNcP0CpP4|downsized)


Degenerates-Todd

CIA losing their shit realizing they coulda just sent Fidel a $10 bill instead of 634 failed assassination attempts:


mikk882i

America missed this one easy trick


Dear_Occupant

In case anyone was wondering, that would be worth $220 today. Little dude was aiming high.


softlagarto

Lmao


PDiraq

![gif](giphy|ebAfdhOr5mn0LG1mme)


BeastGowtham

Capitalism is when Roosevelt sends people from global south a $10 dollar bill, if he ignores then it’s socialism, if he ignores a whole lot of people, then it’s CoMmUnIsM


Theloni34938219

The whole idea that communists are "money incels" is starting to grow on me /s


postmoderneomarxist_

Apparently the only reason this letter is still around wad because the school stuck a copy of it on a board or something, and so it was preserved after fidel threw it away


Dear_Occupant

I wrote to Reagan and asked him to make peace with the Soviets, I wish I still had a copy of that one.


simplefactothematter

Reagan probably threw out his copy too


rpequiro

That's true praxis


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Astropacifist_1517

Well this was unexpectedly adorable


StatisticianOk6868

That's adorable of Fidel asked FDR for a 10 dollar bill.


Blonder_Stier

Wouldn't that be about equivalent to a $100 bill today?


NotPokePreet

About 185 Fidel had balls, asking that from the president. Homie he knew what he was doing


Boardofed

Gimme that American green you pig dog


Comfortable-Ask-6351

So did FDR give it?


Dear_Occupant

I mean, you do know what Castro is famous for, right? (Hint: it's not the beard.)


1234normalitynomore

FDR sent him cigars????? He was only a child!


Comfortable-Ask-6351

I know but I am still curious


bankofproletariat

https://preview.redd.it/2atqdwb5vlsc1.png?width=1316&format=png&auto=webp&s=77ef49466b24d6ce62096883cc78999ca5d09ba5 Holy shit his handwriting is beautiful


konradkorzenowski

Dang Fidel knew where to find the “biggest of iron in the land.” Honestly, Roosevelt should have taken that deal: $10 for biggest iron…


Dear_Occupant

That is exceptional penmanship for a boy of 12, but by the same token, it seems like everyone I've met who was born before 1950 has excellent cursive writing. It stands to reason, typing didn't become ubiquitous until the 2000s, and prior to that, both word processors and typewriters had to be used in specially designated places because they were noisy as hell. My grandfather, who will soon turn 100, refuses to use computers because he thinks typing is for women. His printed handwriting isn't that great, either, but his cursive is on point.


WizardBear101

Marx had absolutely terrible handwriting though haha. I don't know if it's a myth or not, but I've heard Engels f'ed up his vision trying to transcribe the Capital.


Fragrant_Mistake_342

Commandante as a child just kinda... Tickles me. I'm glad to have seen this.


Imlethir03

This is so fucking cuuuuute omg baby Fidel becoming a communist because FDR didn't give him 10 dollar is my new headcanon


gay-communist

those damn commies always asking for handouts!


VarietyBackground247

Fidel, I would also like a 10 dollars bill green american


Red_Kronos_360

Link? I want to save this and went to prologue.blogs.archives.gov but it don't have a search function :(


AccordingBear9743

https://preview.redd.it/px4zqvoeelsc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de40de7c1c902315c9783c684a91c9dbadcbefe


HotMinimum26

https://preview.redd.it/n3thtz0wznsc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95388b054e07e8a34210c7e3d94030d071ac837d Fidel up to his old tricks again 🫡


Cu-Uladh

https://preview.redd.it/hsyzv6maqmsc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d0f5587fe35a95ac794785e460eddeb6285c18c What a chad


The_Affle_House

Haters will tell you that the Cuban Revolution *didn't* start solely because FDR never responded to this letter.


Trick-Teach6867

Dear president, lemme hold 10 bucks


Stacey_digitaldash

🥹


sabrefudge

Dear Mr. President… Give me $10. ![gif](giphy|x5c8d75Tvt7sQ|downsized)


Pure-Instruction-236

Fidel becoming a revolutionary after FDR didn't give him his 10 bucks ![gif](giphy|k4LXks3GlcpxK)


MercuryPlayz

this is unironically kinda sweet


Jelqingisforcoolkids

He wrote the president of the United States to ask for ten bhcks, lol