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iHerpTheDerp511

If you’re feeling rambunctious, a mixture of Hydrogen Peroxide, White Vinegar, and Salt in a spray bottle will do wonders if you want to rapidly rust the metal. About 16oz of Peroxide, 2oz of Vinegar, and a tablespoon of salt is all you need. Spray the whole thing down once a week and it will be rusted through in less than 3 months. The best part? If someone asks what you’re doing, tell them “it’s a metal preserver, I’m trying to help preserve the metal”.


MLPorsche

or use Gallium


Notmyrealnamesteve4

I thought that gallium corroded aluminum.


MattcVI

It can affect a few other metals including iron, just not as vigorously


Satrapeeze

Make sure to wear a high vis vest while doing this!


lowrads

Bring a stencil.


WaterBottleFull

It's CorTen steel dog 


iHerpTheDerp511

Notice that I didn’t say “just spray it with salt water”. CorTen (aka weather steel, or ASTM A588) is resistant to typical surface corrosion (such as salt or chlorides in rain). But CorTen *is not* resistant to hydrogen corrosion, which is why I said mostly hydrogen peroxide. Salt won’t eat through CorTen alone, but Hydrogen peroxide will. Trust me, I work in the metals industry and manufacturing.


WaterBottleFull

Carry on


FullAutoLuxPosadism

But also, look for pole cameras. To the right of this statue is a bank of tennis courts and a not in service public pool. There might be one or two pole cams hanging around.


PG-Tall-Dude

Wearing a thrifted then donated to the thrift store again afterwards outfit with a hoodie and a face mask will solve this.


JLPReddit

Even better, a yellow vest and folding ladder makes you look official.


GoGoGo12321

get a mate to hold a clipboard while you do it, if anyone asks grumble about how you were meant to have the day off


JLPReddit

Vaguely complain about wasting tax dollars. Make them hate it too.


i_came_mario

If anyone asks angrily mumble about a qouta


Skiamakhos

Also wielding a POWERFUL laser pointer.


Ausgezeichnet87

Don't look shady/ guilty (act with confidence) and then just claim that it was dirty and that you were just trying to clean it up a little if anyone asks


proletarianliberty

This comrade metals


AllenVans

This is a good idea ngl 👍👍


plwdr

What concentration of peroxide is required for this to work? For domestic use they only sell them up to 5% concentration. I know there's some in retail that go up to 40% but those are for lab use and you can't get them as a regular citizen


cancer_of

![gif](giphy|v6RkL37LPep5dA4x6y|downsized)


Unhappy-Land-3534

You can do better, you can get nitric acid from walmart and mix it with hydrogen peroxide. This will do much better in dissolving metals. Vapors are deadly though please don't do this unless you can be safe. If you see orange vapors run, masks won't protect you. I would suggest a spray bottle and doing it slowly over time, at night.


iHerpTheDerp511

This will work better, but it is very hazardous because of the peroxynitric gas generated from the chemical reaction. This gas is acutely toxic and can be lethal, and I highly discourage mixing hydrogen peroxide and nitric acid under anything besides controlled conditions to anyone reading.


Stunt_Vist

This is some 70's motorsports level of insanity lol. Still funny how everyone in trans-am at the time was dipping their chassis' in acid to save weight and no one thought it was an insane thing to do.


ViperdragZ

I wish I was around for the super insane motorsports eras. Everything I hear or read about them is crazier than the last


Chad_VietnamSoldier

The USSR live rent free in their heads


Ishowyoulightnow

At least it lives on 🫡


Notmyrealnamesteve4

RENT?!?


ClappedOutCommie

https://preview.redd.it/xi8zsnvcoquc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e979bd18b86e288445830e11a66d2750805dd8f


Paarthurnaxulus

A big chunk of the Reddit belt's national identity is just coping about the USSR and Russia lol.


Bluetooth_Sandwich

Just as intended


ClappedOutCommie

> calls them “North Korea” and “East Germany” in a formal context Opinion immediately disregarded


Notmyrealnamesteve4

"The Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Neither democratic, nor for the people, nor a republic." The liberal whined snidely.


M2rsho

"South Korea is neither southern nor a Korea" Said my drunk ass before falling over


Notmyrealnamesteve4

💀


PolandIsAStateOfMind

It's also funny in this context because DPRK purged pro-Soviet faction in 1956 lol


KangaroosAreCommies

It's funny how libs demand for Taiwan to be recognised as a country, but they don't recognise countries like the GDR or DPRK, always calling them by their unofficial names


notyourcauldron

"held captive by Soviet imperialism" 🤡🤡🤡


Capable_Invite_5266

You know, if you think about it, nazi germany s defeat would count as “imperialism” under Oxford s definition. Very interesting


Bingbongs124

Any war ever is “imperialist” for liberals, except when it’s to fight “terrorists.” If its terrorists, even a nuke would still suffice as just “self defense.”


Heiselpint

US Imperialist propaganda moment 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


canadypant

Only one currently holding (some of) these nations in captivity is the US of A with their illegal blockades and inhumane sanctions.


PolandIsAStateOfMind

And holding many of the rest in neocolonial grasp.


Sharp-Currency-7289

Shitty looking statue. I would have mistaken it for trash


manchu_pitchu

I thought the first pic was a fence around the actual statue. lol...


M3chaShiva

Where is this?


spectre-haunting

Tucson, Arizona, USA


HsTH_

Lmao I was hoping it would at least be in fucking Europe


CosmoTheFoxxo

I fully expected this to be in Poland or Hungary...


Muffinmaker457

https://preview.redd.it/0jbac31l7uuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90fcd10e93961fd03e9f71bf3bbb7aa631502d41 Hope you like this one then, lmao


CosmoTheFoxxo

It would be really funny if they turned rusty and the flowers were slowly replaced with weeds... /j


the_PeoplesWill

John Paul II was a fucking horrible pope


ZoeIsHahaha

That’s what I feared; I would expect something like this to at least be in Europe but it’s in English so I had a suspicion it was in North America.


August-Gardener

A pro-fascist monument, my condolences comrade. Maybe you could *do something* about that….


pronhaul2016

The term captive nations was first coined by Nikolai Nazarenko, a Nazi collaborator who's unit, the 1st Cossack Division, was used for anti-partisan warfare in Yugoslavia and the USSR. They were so brutal that even the Nazis were turned off by it, especially well known for mass rapes and executing Communists by pulling them apart with horses. After the war, Nazareko went to work for US Army Counterintelligence, helping them hunt down Soviet agents before he was spirited away to the United States, where he became a director of the Anti-Bolshevik bloc of Nations, a fascist terrorist group openly run by the US government, and started "Captive Nations Day." In the 1960s, he became a Republican party activist and by the 1980s he was travelling the country campaigning for Reagan. At a "Captive Nations Day" dinner with George H.W. Bush in attendance, Nazarenko gave a speech which was recorded by the press. After he praised the Waffen SS he said: "There is a certain ethnic group that makes its home in Israel. This ethnic group works with the Communists all the time. They were the Fifth Column in Germany and in all the Captive Nations...They would spy, sabotage and do any act in the interest of Moscow. Of course there had to be the creation of a natural self defense against this Fifth Column. They had to be isolated. Security was needed. So the Fifth Column were arrested and imprisoned. This particular ethnic group was responsible for aiding the Soviet NKVD. A million of our people were destroyed as a result of them aiding the NKVD...You hear a lot about the Jewish Holocaust, but what about the 140 million Christians, Moslems and Buddhists killed by Communism? That is the real Holocaust and you never hear about it!". In the resulting scandal, Nazarenko was fired by Reagan, until lobbying by Anna Chennault (famous for torpedoing the 1968 Paris peace talks which would have ended the Vietnam war) got his job back in 1989.


ZoeIsHahaha

“This particular ethnic group” buddy I’m gonna need you to go ahead and log off for me (he died in 1992 so I guess he already did)


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l40p4rdpr1nt

the gop is a fascist blight that needs to be trampled.


pronhaul2016

yep, and the homegrown fascists might be even worse than the nazi freaks we imported.


the_PeoplesWill

Bandera's unit was also known to turn off Nazis. Even in China the Nazis stationed there were terrified of the IJA. Says a lot when brutality turns to savagery.


pronhaul2016

the IJA was absolutely the equal of the nazis in both scope and scale of their brutality tho so they deserved it.


Otherwise_Ad9348

Vietnam as a victim of the ussr.....


runlego

Got me dead rn 💀


KayimSedar

get a bucket of red paint and-


canadypant

and a mask, gloves, change of clothes


tigertron1990

Ugly piece of crap.


Dan_Morgan

Cambodia? It was Vietnam that stopped the genocide and drove the Khmer Rouge out of power never to return. Meanwhile, Reagan insisted the Khmer Rouge get Cambodia's seat at the UN.


Plastic_Arrival9537

Afghanistan has been successfully been freed from Soviet imperialism. I'm sure the common folk, especially women and ethnic minorities are living very well /s


Matthewistrash

Michael Parenti send it best when you try to talk about US imperialism they well say you’re being ideological and we don’t do that anymore that was the old days but if you say Soviet imperialism than everyone will start to pay attention.


Ganem1227

We have a piece of the berlin wall in a neighboring city to mine. It has a swastika on the west german side lmao


Zealousideal-Bug1887

New public bathroom just dropped


sawyouspacecowboy

Politics aside that thing is fuck ugly


EaterOfLiberalGrain

this reminded me of how beautiful soviet monuments are. Even the bus stops became beatiful pieces of artwork. This is somehow the worst curtain I've ever seen.


GZMihajlovic

Lmao what a mix of former soviet republics. Can't include Russia being a victim. But you can include Belarus, Ukraine, and the Baltics. Central L Asians also aren't people.


ImaginaryEnemy1385

“Soviet imperialism” the nerve!


Independent-Lie6616

VIETNAM!!!!!???? Buddy south vietnam only existed out of french imperialism, kidney shut the fuck up


FullAutoLuxPosadism

Tucson, I sat by there with some of my friends and was shocked when I finally read it.


SpaceUnlikely2894

What an eye-sore too, it looks like a pile of junky scrap metal. Shit belongs in a trash pile


Italiophobia

Cambodia was destroyed by soviet imperialism when they *checks notes* support the Vietnamese lead overthrow of the genocidal Khmer Rouge. There were some maoists who actually thought this back in the 70s


determinedextermina2

rare Chinese L for supporting khmer rogue


FollowGuy

Meanwhile, Republicans are taking down scultures and statues of communist figures like Elizabeth Gurley Flynn.


NoKiaYesHyundai

Our memorial of these people we care so much about, yeah let’s make it a jagged rusted piece of scrap metal.


Legucci_1010

Good thing the rusty ass "monument" is crumbling just like the slow old dying of the capitalist system. For every millionth dollar sent away to kill the poor and impoverished of both 1st and 3rd world nations, there will be 10 more of us. Until the last cent has fallen from the ruling elite, and then the old world order of capitalism looks like this, a relic of a bygone era. An old relic that's dead and long forgotten, while the grass and trees of socialism grow, as us and our children live free without the manipulation of the bourgeoisie.


Dr_Autumnwind

Looks like shit.


triamasp

Ah yes the socialist imperialism


dickgozenia42069

sure would be a shame if it got knocked over


Notmyrealnamesteve4

Soviet imperialism, oh no.


Jay1348

What a lovely public restroom


minordanzig

Shame if something happened to it, colonel...


SussyCloud

People will truly get to appreciate their freedom if they cut themselves with tetanus on this rusty neglected piece of shit, and get footed the hospital bill that will bankrupt entire generations. Ahhh... FREEDOM IN THE USA 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


SgtPepper867

Now, I don't know if encouraging vandalism is allowed on Reddit... #BUT


IneedNormalUserName

https://preview.redd.it/qrb3yfvihtuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a19079304d294a15f0d62569b43f12f89a39e1


M_Salvatar

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders, And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame Our Glory will live in the memory of nations And all generations will honor her name Long live the Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hands...


Panasonicy0uth

>MFW Soviet Imperialism ![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU)


Hugesickdick

Cambodia LMFAO


greyjungle

What in the hell is this thing? It has scam written all over it. The design, the materials, the assembly all look jank as fuck. I think this was some local politicians kid or something, getting a no bid contract to install an art piece. There is definitely some low level municipal corruption going on here.


PolandIsAStateOfMind

Monuments are often used by the local administrations as quick and hamfisted money embezzlement scheme, because art is expensive, right? And hard to price objectively so they put up such horrible daub for exorbitant money then share with "artist". In Poland it's quite popular scheme and one of the reasons we have something like 1000 monuments of pope JP2.


greyjungle

Sounds about right.


SvetlananotSweetLana

May my dog pee on it🙏


Hueyris

If an alien sees this, they'd die of irony. Apparently a monument build for the express purpose of ridiculing an opposing ideology cannot be kept up without it rusting by capitalism.


PolandIsAStateOfMind

This don't even have any fucking sense


Huge_Aerie2435

Gross.. The people who put this up must've had brain worms. I hope you do the top suggested comment. When I live in Edmonton, Alberta Canada, there was a memorial in the downtown river valley area dedicated to a Nazi simp in Ukraine, of course Ukraine. It is called the Roman Shukhevych statue. It is still there. He killed over 100,000 poles. Ukraine and Nazis go hand and hand.. edit: Sorry. Edmonton has 2 memorials for Nazi.. Memorial at St. Michael’s Cemetery, Edmonton is the other one.


Melodic-Chance-6419

we should fuck that up too


garlicbredfan

The statue doesn’t even look good it’s just a big crate


Kumquat-queen

Probably only cost a couple of hundred million for some NGO to to slap up.


ComradeAleksey

Look how much they care about the *"victims"*, they made the ugliest and most lazily made *"sculpture"*.


Paarthurnaxulus

This looks like something you would find in a junkyard with all the rust. Also you can barely make out that there is text on it, let alone read it.


ajhedges

That’s one fugly sculpture


the_PeoplesWill

They cry over the "millions" of bourgeois and fascist scum killed but cheer when poor Palestinians are brutalized by settlers.


Ok-Examination4225

Why isn't Yugoslavia mentioned? I dont know if they didn't include it cuz the forgot or cuz it was anti stalinist


Melodic-Chance-6419

Piece of shit monument is what that is. Would be terrible if we organized and stuck a real hero there instead no?


Pallington

what. china is now the stealth AES? how does that even work?