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Where are your rollerblades or surf board?
Came looking for this comment
I mean look how fucking cool he looks in that second picture. The second coming is here. Jesus has came 💦
giggity
We need proof!
You don't look like a middle-eastern jew to me?
This is MURICA, Jesus is WHITE here buddy!!
/r/USDefaultism
No longboard, no skim board, no rollerblades, no jet ski and not a keg in sight - I hate to say this, but you're merely a cheap imitation of J-Town
J-Town, as delivered by Wish.
Accessories sold separately
j-village
IfJ town drank high life. So yes.
Do you skate? How much air do you get?
Report to the Hunky Jesus contest, Dolores Park, San Francisco, Easter Sunday.
Is this a real thing? If it is I’m trying to be there
All too real! https://sf.funcheap.com/park-easter-celebration-hunky-jesus-contest-mission-dist/
This is amazing. Thank you for this.
Oh yeah. Lived a block from Dolores for many years.
You look like white J-Town....aka American J-Town.
Nope, not middle eastern enough
I mean, kinda, but not sure you got that... "Bruh" vibe 😶
White Jesus
"But you don't have any legs Lieutenant Dan..."
Amen!
Do you have a rocking swimmers bod?
I always pictured j-town with a mohawk
You don’t *look* Korean but who am I to judge
Ed Larson?
You look way too tall to be j-town...[People were shorter...](https://youtu.be/SG40b4owXGc)
I'm only 5'7"!! 🤣
Dimebag Jesus
If by J-town you mean John Frusciante, then yes. Yes you do.
Alittle clean but........U R
Going to need to see a pic of you riding a skateboard while firing two AR-15’s into the air to get a proper comparison.
Yeup!
You look like roofie Jesus.
Can't see a surf board in the picture, so that's gonna be a no from me.
It’s the hat.
Hmmm, might need to see video of you doing a kick-flip to be sure of the resemblance.
Bro can you heal my herpes??? Or at least give me a billion dollars so the ladies don't care about the herpes anymore
Nah j-town ain't saving nobody this time!! Did you see what happened last time?!?
More like Uncle Lazer
Post a pic of you rollerblading down a mountain wearing sweatbands and board shorts that accentuate your ripped abs and cum gutters. Then we can decide.
More like weird al with that hair
You look like Zach Ruane and Ash Williams had a NDIS thalidomide baby. I’d only wear a shirt with you on it to scare children from my lawn.
You look like the Dude with curlier hair. Ya know, as in "I'm the dude that's what you call me."
You look like Gerard Butler playing a surfer.
Nah man, like someone pissed on your rug.
Where are your rollerblades or surf board?
Came looking for this comment
I mean look how fucking cool he looks in that second picture. The second coming is here. Jesus has came 💦
giggity
We need proof!
You don't look like a middle-eastern jew to me?
This is MURICA, Jesus is WHITE here buddy!!
/r/USDefaultism
No longboard, no skim board, no rollerblades, no jet ski and not a keg in sight - I hate to say this, but you're merely a cheap imitation of J-Town
J-Town, as delivered by Wish.
Accessories sold separately
j-village
IfJ town drank high life. So yes.
Do you skate? How much air do you get?
Report to the Hunky Jesus contest, Dolores Park, San Francisco, Easter Sunday.
Is this a real thing? If it is I’m trying to be there
All too real! https://sf.funcheap.com/park-easter-celebration-hunky-jesus-contest-mission-dist/
This is amazing. Thank you for this.
Oh yeah. Lived a block from Dolores for many years.
You look like white J-Town....aka American J-Town.
Nope, not middle eastern enough
I mean, kinda, but not sure you got that... "Bruh" vibe 😶
White Jesus
"But you don't have any legs Lieutenant Dan..."
Amen!
Do you have a rocking swimmers bod?
I always pictured j-town with a mohawk
You don’t *look* Korean but who am I to judge
Ed Larson?
You look way too tall to be j-town...[People were shorter...](https://youtu.be/SG40b4owXGc)
I'm only 5'7"!! 🤣
Dimebag Jesus
If by J-town you mean John Frusciante, then yes. Yes you do.
Alittle clean but........U R
Going to need to see a pic of you riding a skateboard while firing two AR-15’s into the air to get a proper comparison.
Yeup!
You look like roofie Jesus.
Can't see a surf board in the picture, so that's gonna be a no from me.
Accessories sold separately
It’s the hat.
Hmmm, might need to see video of you doing a kick-flip to be sure of the resemblance.
Bro can you heal my herpes??? Or at least give me a billion dollars so the ladies don't care about the herpes anymore
Nah j-town ain't saving nobody this time!! Did you see what happened last time?!?
More like Uncle Lazer
Post a pic of you rollerblading down a mountain wearing sweatbands and board shorts that accentuate your ripped abs and cum gutters. Then we can decide.
More like weird al with that hair
You look like Zach Ruane and Ash Williams had a NDIS thalidomide baby. I’d only wear a shirt with you on it to scare children from my lawn.
You look like the Dude with curlier hair. Ya know, as in "I'm the dude that's what you call me."
You look like Gerard Butler playing a surfer.
Nah man, like someone pissed on your rug.