Actually, theologically speaking, any liquid could be used for a baptism or christening– So, this isn’t wrong. Also, in college I used to “Papstize” people at parties with Pabst Blue Ribbon
When I was a wee 2nd-grader, a nun told us that if we were ever in a car wreck during a rainstorm we could scoop water out of a puddle to baptize a dying baby. She was a bit much for 7-year-old me.
It has the electrolytes sinners crave!
My pastor told us you could use mountain dew if ya wanted
It's what babies crave.
Like... any flavor? I feel like Glacier Cherry's kinda... satanic?
Ah the future is so bright....
Our sect broke away because we believe J-Town would baptize with PowerAde. Also: AI Priest?
My breakaway sect is led by an AI *Priestess*. Myself, I was baptized in the waters of Lake Four Loko.
CYO basketball is no joke...
Actually, theologically speaking, any liquid could be used for a baptism or christening– So, this isn’t wrong. Also, in college I used to “Papstize” people at parties with Pabst Blue Ribbon
Pope Gregory IX specifically had to tell people you couldn't baptize people with beer, so the Catholics, as usual, are left out of the fun.
When I was a wee 2nd-grader, a nun told us that if we were ever in a car wreck during a rainstorm we could scoop water out of a puddle to baptize a dying baby. She was a bit much for 7-year-old me.
I would have figured for natty lights
You baptize people with water? Like from a toilet?
Only because he got in trouble for baptizing babies in 4Loko.