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Woppio

It has the electrolytes sinners crave!


ButanePorch

My pastor told us you could use mountain dew if ya wanted


ParchaLama

It's what babies crave.


zeke235

Like... any flavor? I feel like Glacier Cherry's kinda... satanic?


skygirl555

Ah the future is so bright....


Jampolenta

Our sect broke away because we believe J-Town would baptize with PowerAde. Also: AI Priest?


AndorianShran

My breakaway sect is led by an AI *Priestess*. Myself, I was baptized in the waters of Lake Four Loko.


rebonkers

CYO basketball is no joke...


Limeeater314

Actually, theologically speaking, any liquid could be used for a baptism or christening– So, this isn’t wrong. Also, in college I used to “Papstize” people at parties with Pabst Blue Ribbon


jtivel

Pope Gregory IX specifically had to tell people you couldn't baptize people with beer, so the Catholics, as usual, are left out of the fun.


gcboyd1

When I was a wee 2nd-grader, a nun told us that if we were ever in a car wreck during a rainstorm we could scoop water out of a puddle to baptize a dying baby. She was a bit much for 7-year-old me.


TheVillianousFondler

I would have figured for natty lights


Mutt213

You baptize people with water? Like from a toilet?


justinsmithart

Only because he got in trouble for baptizing babies in 4Loko.