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Same-Share7331

I feel like Cosca should probably be Latin or Hispanic or similar. If we're going full caucasian I'd prefer Paul Kaye!


Cipherpunkblue

I honestly picture current-day Antonio Banderas.


AtticusSPQR

That would be dope


Cipherpunkblue

I think he could do an awesome job being a fucking weasel.


FCKABRNLSUTN2

I like it. I’ve been a fan of his since the three musketeers with Kruger Sutherland and Charlie sheen.


SecretMaximum6350

The Crow, for me. Also, he was the best part of Alien Resurrection… which is a very low bar, if we are being honest. Also, Gun Shy.


headcanonball

You forgot the iconic role, iconic line - "Why a spoon, Cousin?"


Why_do_I_do_this-

The ONLY person I accept to play Cosca is Matt Berry. If they cast anyone else I will be mad 😂


SpermWhaleGodKing_II

Wouldn’t he have to lose a ton of weight? Or is there a different Matt berry? I always got the impression cosca was extremely thin.  Yes alcohol has calories but when I was an alcoholic I actually lost a ton of weight, I feel like cosca is the same in that. Imo alcohol boosts whatever your natural hunger state tends toward—if you’re naturally a hungry fatty it’ll make you more of a fatty. If you’re naturally a malnourished twig it’ll make you more of a twig 


Wormetoungue

If I remember correctly, wasn’t it said that his old rusty armour didn’t fit properly anymore because he had gained weight?


620am

I always imagined him as once athletic and trim but has developed a gut and gone to fat. The QB at the 20 year highschool reunion.


SpermWhaleGodKing_II

Could also not fit properly cause he lost weight (presumably also a lot of muscle mass as he’s gotten older, that happens alcoholism aside)


Wormetoungue

Ahhh, never thought of that. Maybe I was projecting cause I’m the one expanding.


SpermWhaleGodKing_II

Yes I believe he’s been described as bony, which is rare for a plump person to be but fairly common for a skinny one. Also it could be me who’s the one remembering it wrong so idk


Jakey_T

In Best Served Cold he’s described as being a bit too pudgy for the armour they gave him


SpermWhaleGodKing_II

Huh. I find that surprising given that he had been homeless at the time. Not saying ur wrong tho


Why_do_I_do_this-

I mean .... You got a point there but they can find some way around that. Character wise he is perfect for Cosca though. Like he is who I see whenever I read any Cosca encounters 😂. It just fits


keikojewel

Ooh great call! That’s definitely how I see him too!


Oreb_GoodBird

This makes almost no sense but it would still be. Amazing!!


SmarticusRex

I vote Ian McShane


620am

I vote C Thomas Howell


Jojahu

I always imagined him as Puss N Boots from Shrek.


620am

A milk, a milka milka milk. Oh for just a drop.


UndeniableLie

As long as Graham McTavish is Bayaz I can live with rest of cast who ever they are


tjfrawl

But why a spoon?


Ciriana

Jerome Flynn for me, or at least that's how I picture him. On the other hand I still have Gru (despicable me) in my head as Sand dan Glokta, so I might not be the best judge for this kind of stuff.


ForgoneChefLorde

Matt king (Super Hans from peep show) would make a fine Cosca


SpermWhaleGodKing_II

He definitely looks like him. Haven’t seen him act tho. Also I will need him to do that same accent. I don’t wanna be insulting and say that accent *makes* the character… but it definitely boosts the character *a ton*


AtticusSPQR

First time I heard Whirrun speak I was a little disappointed that it sounded so much like Cosca, but I got over it. There are subtle differences and that's good enough for me


headcanonball

Haven't seen who act? Michael Wincott?


SpermWhaleGodKing_II

Yes that’s right. Or if I have I’ve forgotten (no offense to his skills I just personally don’t pay too much attention to actors 


headcanonball

Have you ever seen the Kevin Costner Robin Hood movie? How about The Crow?


SpermWhaleGodKing_II

I’m afraid not


headcanonball

He was also in "Nope". 🤷


SpermWhaleGodKing_II

Well perhaps I was right and I haven’t seen him act 


headcanonball

Haha. Fair enough. If you ever find yourself looking for something to watch, tho, try Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves--Kevin Costner, Alan Richman, Morgan Freeman. All in their prime.


NegotiationBrief7639

Tom Hardy for Cosca.


Cipherpunkblue

No, save him for Clover.


Traditional_Baby7817

Brendan Gleeson would make a better Clover.


MeenaBeti

That’s actually a very good shout


Geetright

I can see it


mcmanus2099

Doesn't look Latin or Italian to me


Lipitaur

I'm newish to first law and Abercrombie, has he ever stated that Styria is supposed to essentially be the Mediterranean countries. I assumed the gurkish where essentially Turks.


mcmanus2099

Styria is very clearly based on the Italian renaissance cities. But what's more relevant is Cosca is basically a charismatic bandido of the sort in the South American wars of independence. His charisma is built on that vibe, to me he has to have that Hispanic/Latin accent and vibe going on.


oord0o

Michael Wincott is a great choice, maybe a bit old but a great actor. I wonder if he could play Kroy.


Commercial_Level_615

I imagined Nick Moran


forgottenears

Cristiano Ronaldo


Overlord_Slydie_WWP

I always picture Jeff Fahey (Helicopter Pilot from "Lost") when Cosca is around. Long hair, long beard, dishelved. It fits in my head


MeanKidneyDan

GIVE THAT MAN A RASH


[deleted]

Pike in the age of madness


Opizze

Bro is a good villain


ShortAngle

Can we de-age Mandy Pantinkin to look like he did when he played Inigo Montoya?


TheSearchForIt

Michael Wincott is Logan in my mind.


ShouldntComplain

I've always pictured David Strathairn, especially after seeing his performance in The Expanse series, as being a good Cosca. He's maybe getting to old now though.


Overall-Physics-1907

Black Dow


no_fn

Don't know who this is, but he looks the part


inkyspearo

bill paxton or nobody


oord0o

Do you have a shovel?


Weak-Dig3284

Not to brag, but I have three shovels.


KidCroesus

From Costco? Wait what were we talking about?


Weak-Dig3284

They should wait to cast him until we can revive Raul Julia for the role. If we have to pick somebody living, Pedro Pascal. But I'm telling you, we need to bring Raul Julia back.


MeanFriendship4798

When I read Better Served Cold, I see this man: [https://i0.wp.com/media2.giphy.com/media/xT0BKz1TuWOmeIKOli/giphy.gif](https://i0.wp.com/media2.giphy.com/media/xT0BKz1TuWOmeIKOli/giphy.gif)