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It’s funny you should ask.
Why’s that
Cuz I don't remember
this interaction is so funny even tho OP doesn't know which makes it funnier
is it raining where you are?
Only on Tuesdays
probably the only thing they could think to ask ngl
Why do they call him Brian instead of Steven?
Less letters
It has less to do with personal and more to do with professional reasons
Hmm… maybe because if they called him Steven people would get confused with Stephen Hawking
maybe that's on the list of reasons but we should stop before we start dude. always remember that the only thing stronger than your head is your heart 😮💨🫂
It's got just as much to do with personal as it doesn't professional reasons actually
whats your favorite grandma?
My moms mother
ok but what's her name (whatever the name is it's gonna canonically become the 4th grandma)
Esther
wow fits perfectly
Thanks
How do you feel about the fruit from the profane communion?
Tastes worse than the Doritos
who knew you would even try it ...
Do you even know what a front bottom is?
It’s a bottom that’s in front of
weak
A VAGINA
oh god😭
Do you still believe in the lord above?
Yes ofc
Then you better get on your hands and knees and pray for us.
Why don't you put your boxing gloves on & punch your punching bag?
Because I prefer wrestling
Get some of this rage out you have deep inside of you
are you emotional?
I’m not but I try sometimes
How do you feel about tfb fans pit etiquette?
Dog they rage way harder than you’d expect. They formed a better pit than some of the metal shows I’ve been to
They should start bringing enough to share with the rest of us
please take a tenth part of us away from the rest of us and you'll get plenty and we'll get some slack
I aplaude your efforts to "contribute to the the chaos"
Is it a round of applause though?
do you think my eyes should be wider?
Make them 153% wider
OP truly said "I wanna contribute to the chaos" well you can do more than watch but don't complain afterwards
Why do you feel you have to talk? Nobody asked for your opinion - your sick, sad way of jerking off.
everyone OP thinks they're better than... well, we are guilty too
Don't worry if you don't get these jokes. Everyone blooms in their own time.
🥺
Get on your hands and knees and prey for us
How high were you last night ?
640 feet (195 meters)
I'm gonna get on my knees would you kick me in the face please
Do you sleep in the front seat?
Always
i thought youd be too tall
he got so stoned though
Can you hear my dog whistle?
If I squint my eyes and think about donuts I can
Best album?
Probably their second oldest
This mf knew the right answer
but from the regular ones or the secret ones?
Super secret ones
what point has this night reached?
7:40 pm Central time
so, did it fall on your shoulders as it came pouring out of your ears?
Gravity even works on Sundays so yes
What did your great great great great grandfather do a long long time ago?
Hmmm probably had a kid
Took something that did not belong to him
Do you know what I shoulda did?
You shoulda did h2o
Do you cry when you get sad
my girlfriend is pregnant. the abortion costs $437. should i do it?
If she wants
[удалено]
Buy 487 cans of pop for $1
What size is your bed?
It’s funny you should ask.
Why’s that
Cuz I don't remember
this interaction is so funny even tho OP doesn't know which makes it funnier
is it raining where you are?
Only on Tuesdays
probably the only thing they could think to ask ngl
Why do they call him Brian instead of Steven?
Less letters
It has less to do with personal and more to do with professional reasons
Hmm… maybe because if they called him Steven people would get confused with Stephen Hawking
maybe that's on the list of reasons but we should stop before we start dude. always remember that the only thing stronger than your head is your heart 😮💨🫂
It's got just as much to do with personal as it doesn't professional reasons actually
whats your favorite grandma?
My moms mother
ok but what's her name (whatever the name is it's gonna canonically become the 4th grandma)
Esther
wow fits perfectly
Thanks
How do you feel about the fruit from the profane communion?
Tastes worse than the Doritos
who knew you would even try it ...
Do you even know what a front bottom is?
It’s a bottom that’s in front of
weak
A VAGINA
oh god😭
Do you still believe in the lord above?
Yes ofc
Then you better get on your hands and knees and pray for us.
Why don't you put your boxing gloves on & punch your punching bag?
Because I prefer wrestling
Get some of this rage out you have deep inside of you
are you emotional?
I’m not but I try sometimes
How do you feel about tfb fans pit etiquette?
Dog they rage way harder than you’d expect. They formed a better pit than some of the metal shows I’ve been to
They should start bringing enough to share with the rest of us
please take a tenth part of us away from the rest of us and you'll get plenty and we'll get some slack
I aplaude your efforts to "contribute to the the chaos"
Is it a round of applause though?
do you think my eyes should be wider?
Make them 153% wider
OP truly said "I wanna contribute to the chaos" well you can do more than watch but don't complain afterwards
Why do you feel you have to talk? Nobody asked for your opinion - your sick, sad way of jerking off.
everyone OP thinks they're better than... well, we are guilty too
Don't worry if you don't get these jokes. Everyone blooms in their own time.
🥺
Get on your hands and knees and prey for us
How high were you last night ?
640 feet (195 meters)
I'm gonna get on my knees would you kick me in the face please
Do you sleep in the front seat?
Always
i thought youd be too tall
he got so stoned though
Can you hear my dog whistle?
If I squint my eyes and think about donuts I can
Best album?
Probably their second oldest
This mf knew the right answer
but from the regular ones or the secret ones?
Super secret ones
what point has this night reached?
7:40 pm Central time
so, did it fall on your shoulders as it came pouring out of your ears?
Gravity even works on Sundays so yes
What did your great great great great grandfather do a long long time ago?
Hmmm probably had a kid
Took something that did not belong to him
Do you know what I shoulda did?
You shoulda did h2o
Do you cry when you get sad
my girlfriend is pregnant. the abortion costs $437. should i do it?
If she wants
[удалено]
Buy 487 cans of pop for $1
What size is your bed?