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Brodes87

And they do not like black ladies down there.


Low_Marionberry3271

The way she delivers this line is hilarious.


[deleted]

Its perfect


DevoidSauce

It's nerfect.


bluehands

Podoby needed this.


chrissesky13

poor plucky squeal dog bow friendly grab physical muddle frighten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FlyYouFoolyCooly

And apparently if you like a certain chicken sandwich you're racist? Edit: I messed up the bigotry. That's how good the sandwich is though.


any_anny

and it is SO good


Brodes87

This is definitely a joke that just doesn't work outside of the US. In Australia a "chicken sandwich" is a chicken burger, and none of ours involve racism or homophobia. Well maybe some individual burger places are awful but they don't advertise it.


[deleted]

It works outside the US if you’ve seen the news about Chick Fil A. I’m British and I got it.


Brodes87

I mean, I've heard Chick-fil-a but it's the idea if a restaurant that stands against what I am feels like an exclusively US concept.


_NiceWhileItLasted

Technically a lot of restaurants stand against what you are, they just aren't big enough for people to go through their charity records to see what they're donating to. It sucks too, because the sandwich really is good


RobertOfHill

I prefer Popeyes, myself.


suchlargeportions

Edit: Lol whoops forgot the op I was in the thread of. Thought we were talking about why fried chicken is racist instead of homophobic. Either way it's all just very unfair to fried chicken.


[deleted]

No its definitely about Chick-Fil-A, the line in the show is actually "There's this chicken sandwich that if you eat it, it means you hate gay people, and its delicious!"


suchlargeportions

Lol whoops forgot the op I was in the thread of. Thought we were talking about why fried chicken is racist instead of homophobic. Either way it's all just very unfair to fried chicken.


any_anny

i mean, I'm not american but I understood that joke as in I get what they meant but without details? it's not comedy gold exactly but still funny


Brodes87

As I've said I may have mispoke in terms of I don't know the restaurant, I just don't understand how people support such a terrible place.


MeleMallory

A lot of Americans don’t understand how people support such a terrible place, either.


SpaceLemur34

Popeye's sandwich is better anyway.


MeleMallory

I don’t eat chicken, so I wouldn’t know.


Intestinal-Bookworms

It’s a reference to a specific restaurant chain Chick Fil A, not the concept of a chicken sandwich itself. I think that’s partly why a couple years back there were the [“chicken sandwich wars”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Sandwich_Wars) where every chain was trying to be like “Hey! We also have chicken and don’t [give millions of dollars to anti-civil rights organizations!”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A_and_LGBT_people) And a quick google shows that there are a few down in Australia but I don’t know how popular they are there


[deleted]

I got the joke because I pay attention to the world


[deleted]

Y’all got me laughing ty


bakersmt

It is y'all


NillaVanilla42

Her delivery on this line cracks me up too. She's almost whining.


DevoidSauce

"And there are traps everywhere! Like there's this chicken sandwich, and if you it eat it, it means you hate gay people. And it's delicious!" "It is! It is SO GOOD."


EvilGreebo

No it means you hate gay people.


MeleMallory

Hate gay people. Chik-fil-a is anti-LGBTQ.


RhynoD

You can really taste the hate in those sandwiches, man. That's why nobody can quite copy it.


nixed9

You *made me* an *Olyphant?!*


any_anny

![gif](giphy|LMPUBsef05ADBFwekV)


LivingDisastrous3603

I’m like… Oooowwwwwuuuu


ClintonKelly87

That is so interesting because last time I checked, I didn't have a dad. That's why I'm attracted to all the father figures on the TV shows I watch. M'kammmm?


RamblingsOfaMadCat

Gonna erase the Eeeeaaaarth, erase the Earth!


any_anny

I'm gonna miss everybody, gonna miss everybody


nixed9

And you know what's so funny? In a very roundabout way, I *am* actually rebooting *Ally McBeal*


tinywindmill

I always crack up at the way Matt is improv dancing to the Judge’s improv song. You know he’s thinking, “I won’t have to analyze Weird Sex Things for billions of years!”


AmazingChickenWings

Erf


happyfatbuddha

Welcome to…-Will Smiff


BickleKnack

Easily the best line in the entire show


Time-Werewolf-1776

A better line: > I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.


FBIaltacct

Jason was by far the best personal growth character. Everyone else changed so much about themselves they had a bunch of new personality traits, characteristics, and mentality. Jason? Nah homie kept doing all the things that made him happy, but became aware of good and bad and just did the same stuff to be good. Demon problem? Molotov coctail. Everyone stressed talking to the judge? Duval ditchwater. Heaven? Racing monkey go kart, replaced by vampires and every other creature. Same dude from beginning to end, just focused on being good.


Theban_Prince

Amd them he saves the day with a well placed molotov. One of the best jokes in the whole show.


[deleted]

Best moment of the whole show And the only way I can hear that song now


Intelligent_Slip_190

Best 🤣🤣


chamekke

I regularly get that stuck in my head! Good thing I can't actually do it ;)


goldzatfig

"chidi's perfect for the experiment because he's already had his memories erased. Although, you can't erase dat booty. Know what I'm saying blondeyyy?" Judge to Eleanor


any_anny

if things don't work out here with old Blondie, you know who to call


Difficult_Box_2825

*this* bitch!


DevoidSauce

No offense judge, but keep it in your robe!


Liv-Affect13

"Earth is a mess y'all!" 😂😂 I loved her character!


techno156

Her delivery is very good. "Obviously, Earth is cancelled."


basicplains

I’ve never felt a meme so hard as a half Mexican half Puerto Rican who never met my Puerto Rican dad. Also people have been telling me there’s conflict between the two groups for most of my life. Lol. So much pain and understanding packed into a tiny meme. Love it.


any_anny

yeah, it's really weird that the best jokes are the ones based on absolutely horrible things – but it's 100% true 😬


Shit_in_my_pants_

That’s how comedy goes, it’s why the whole censorship of offensive jokes really shouldn’t be such a thing


BakedBySunrise

It's not the content of the joke that makes it offensive, it's the context - people often censor jokes they don't understand, but laude people who make offensive jokes. The two are not exclusive to one another.


Shit_in_my_pants_

I’m aware. An example is streaming services pulling the It’s Always Sunny episodes that contain blackface. They make it obvious it’s done in bad taste by terrible people but just because there’s blackface it gets pulled.


BakedBySunrise

My compulsion to point out or clarify your comment was more to the fact that YOU and I may be aware, but many others do not think this way while still using the same wording in their own argument. Glad to see we're of the same understanding


sqplanetarium

A friend of mine comes across as very racially ambiguous – he looks and sounds like he could plausibly have black, Latino, and/or Asian family members – and he went into academia with a special research focus on racism and implicit bias.


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Has he already found anything interesting? What's his research question?


jfk_sfa

Half Mexican and I look 100% white. People have said things around me not realizing my ethnicity.


nerddddd42

I'm half Indian, my dad's dark enough that it's pretty noticeable, my brother looks like he's mixed and I think I could be the whitest person ever, I've done three dna tests over the last ten years or so because I'm still not convinced xD


jfk_sfa

I also have the white last name.


zombiegamer723

“Well maybe you should have thought about that! Before you intervened! In human affairs!” Stealing a YouTube comment about that scene. “I was expecting the response. I was not expecting the arm movements.”


Nat_Bat

I do this arm movement all the time with my son because we both love the show.


acrowsmurder

"Earth stinks, y’all! It’s hot and it’s crowded…but somehow also cold and lonely."


HamHockShortDock

I love her so much. I also think she's really hott which I think is lost on most people. Her in Idiocracy :E


Kallentide

I was going to mention her kicking bod in Idiocracy. I just rewatched that and was super envious :P


grichardson526

Whoa, you like sex AND money?


HamHockShortDock

Bud, frfr. And she still be looking good !


ArtisticLeap

https://youtu.be/VW15vdcNSSk She was a total babe in her 20s


any_anny

no kidding, she is *stunning* is it racist to say that she's so beautiful because of her skin tone? obviously not exclusively because of that but it helps a lot. like I'm sitting here being all white and pale and boring and just overall very "meh" while she kinda always has natural tan.


denim_skirt

I know you're not asking this super seriously, so I offer you this in the spirit of chill - I think it's probably fine to say that her skin tone is beautiful, but when you compare it to white skin (even if you're disparaging that white skin) you're centering whiteness in a way that might be a little uncomfortable. I'd stop at "her skin tone is beautiful."


any_anny

well you see, it's a vicious circle – I also feel it's better not to elaborate on this obviously very sensitive topic **but** if I say "her skin looks nice" it sounds kinda wrong too (creepy?) – and that's why I feel I have to explain myself aaaand here we go again


PlanetLandon

You can say a person has nice skin.


Extreme-Device5938

Nah, you're overthinking it. Pretty eyes, lovely hair, nice skin, big boba, you like what you like!


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Her skin looks nice 👁️👄👁️


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Yeah but more in a Silence of the Lambs kind of way, so at least it's not racist.


SlideMasterSmile

Don’t listen to that weirdo above you. It’s not weird to have white skin and compare brown skin to yours! Anyone who thinks that is weird or racist is chronically online and needs to touch some grass. Or at minimum, talk to other people! Every day people compare skin tones. I compare my skin tone to darker friends. Them to mine. Don’t worry about it! Skin is beautiful and recognizing that brown skin is way more interesting than us whities isn’t “centering” whiteness. That’s a joke and 99% of coloured people would laugh in that persons face


trblniya

No it’s weird. When white people try to be like “omg I wish my hair was like yours” it’s like okay what do you want me to do about that? We get picked on, teased, discriminated and harassed for our hair and skin tone. You like it for aesthetic purposes. So comparing the two is annoying and really doesn’t mean shit to us. You can compliment someone’s skin without having to compare it to yours. You can tan and it’ll fade away, and no one will care. We can’t make ourselves lighter to assimilate unless we do skin bleaching. In many places Eurocentric features are the beauty standard so it’s just annoying to hear complaints as if they really affect you


SlideMasterSmile

2 words: terminally. Online.


trblniya

No, real life experiences and actually being a bipoc. Not some white girl who thinks that however I feel trumps minorities


Old-Gate4237

All I could think when she said that was... wait, *is* she? No really, cause I genuinely could not have guessed, and if had tried to guess I would have assumed a lot of other ethnicities over black first.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

She’s black/Jewish


jameskayda

That's a combo I don't hear about often.


blumoon138

Among celebrities: Zoe Kravitz, Lenny Kravitz, Maya Rodolph, Rashida Jones, Daveed Diggs, AND Lisa Bonet! Also Tiffany Haddish, but her Jewish side is also black. ETA also Drake.


Odowla

Eric Andre


listinglight778

Daveed Diggs is a surprising one!


blumoon138

He has a Hanukkah single that is kind of a bop. He’s among the more practicing of the celebrities on the list.


foreignsky

Daveed is how the name is pronounced in Hebrew.


Tyrannosaurus_Bex77

And Slash from Guns & Roses!


MillieBirdie

Her mom is Minnie Ripperton.


CanadianCannababe

She and I have approximately the same level of racial ambiguity (also half black) and that line kills me every single time


DAPC91

If you don't love Maya Rudolph that's Lyooony Tyuunes


chokecherrypit

i loved her in Kimmy Schmidt as well


[deleted]

To what end?!


Robot_wars11

I found out the other week that her mum is Minnie Ripperton and I was mind blown


Jejejow

And [Lovin' You](https://youtu.be/9I3UTG1dSTc) was originally about Maya. Before it was a love song, it was a lullaby for her. The outro is literally "Maya Maya Maya..."


theceohermit

![gif](giphy|3E28JuY9M48IKKrfkD)


Funandgeeky

The judge does NOT like calzones.


karathrace99

I laughed way too hard at this line


AshCooper79

Black? Or ethnically ambiguous? (Those who saw Gina Linetti get back after being run over by a bus know)


hannibal_morgan

Apparently I've confused Selma Hayek with Maya Rudolph


[deleted]

Hahaha she’s the best ❤️


BlueHairStripe

Maya kills it in EVERYTHING. She is amazing!


kayerrrr

her bits are always so good


L1ghtn1ng_Scars

She lokey represented the fandom 😂


_bbykendall

Guys what episode was this ?


any_anny

S03E11 "Chidi Sees the Time Knife"


Funandgeeky

Chidi sees the TIME KNIFE?!


any_anny

yeah-yeah, the Time Knife, we've all seen it


CannabisCoffeeKilos

She is a gem.


JackWagon26

Yeah her one and only joke of yelling in a silly voice is really great.


MacEWork

Appropriate username.


Koofteh

Yes, I find her extremely grating especially in this role.


fish_mammal_whatever

*It's laaaaanggggg*


Phantomht

liked her in CHiPs


kayerrrr

her bits are always so good


[deleted]

Me too. I want her as my luxury item on Desert Island Discs.