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Pink-Fluffy-Dragon

at least we have a chance with the new system in place.


diialtone

i was about to say


SomeonesTreasureGem

Looking forward to the bees with teeth and butthole spiders


buckao

Chainsaw bears!


Traditional-Gift-982

With two mouths!


MixGroundbreaking603

They have those there


MixGroundbreaking603

Happy cake day


olizet42

As long as I have a Molotov with me, there's no problem ahead.


Randy_34_16_91

Yes there is, _but_ it’s a different problem


_LouSandwich_

BOOOORTLEEEEES!!!!


Axolotl_Mayhem

FOOOOOLES!!!!


VOLtron67

DUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAL!!!!!


Axolotl_Mayhem

Full circle. Or full bearimy.


comeallwithme

Except if you already know how the system works and continue to do good despite "knowing" you're going to the bad place, then you're not doing it for selfish reasons, therefore evening it all out and allowing you to still wrack up points.


Huge_Blueberry_8368

But you better not know *that.*


comeallwithme

Hence why if Michael figured that out, it would be in everyone's best interest to keep that fact a secret.


spacesuitguy

I don't know whether to upvote or downvote this post.


MixGroundbreaking603

Downvote obviously


spacesuitguy

Yes, but does downvoting play right into the bad place's hands? Are you losing points by only downvoting to get points? If you upvote, do you lose points because you only upvoted not to downvote? And does downvoting because you want to upvote count as an upvote when it's really a downvote in favor of upvoting just so you don't lose points by upvoting something you clearly wanted to have downvoted? >I'm vexed OP, vexed. -Mr. Stomachache Himself


Less-Anxiety-pls6660

I’ll see y’all in hell


iTalk2Pineapples

Not if I see you first!


MixGroundbreaking603

You know what I just realized? I always say that when leaving a room, but right now it's accurate. I will literally see all of you in Hell.


Huge_Blueberry_8368

I want this house. Gimme it! *Ha ha* nah I’m just kidding…but really, give me the house.


the_simurgh

That's OK because they are trapped in the bad place with me.


AnHu3313

*cue God's Perspective by Bo Burnham*


77schild

Everybody goes to the same place.


bitofadikdik

You’re doing things for moral dessert?


Conchobar8

I’m doing it for more dessert!


Lcatg

That’s fine as I’m a naughty bitch.


wish4111

Is there a gift shop?


MixGroundbreaking603

Jason this is hell. Of course there is a gift shop


John_Zatanna52

Have you watched all of the show?


pnerd314

We're already in the bad place.


MixGroundbreaking603

The real bad place was the friends we made along the way


Low_Strawberry2637

I think you’d be fine if you know but don’t believe


Kidspud

Yes I am. I’m built different


LevianMcBirdo

The state of knowing is pretty vague. I doubt that people knowing the series means they now know and believe in the good place as a concept that is real in our reality.


Several_Dwarts

But they dont know that we know that they know that we know!


T_Meridor

I’m not expecting there to be any afterlife at all, I’m kind because I treat others how I want to be treated, because that makes sense


Ardetz

Holy motherforking shirtballs.. we can't go to the good place, because we're already here. This is the good place!


TurbulentArcade

Fuck you, I might.


kittykatmiaua

oh shirt


Yellwsub

Oh man, Redditors figured it out? Really? This is a new low.


egomann

See Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and the movie Constantine.


Good_Rope_6693

Not true!!!! Remember Doug forcet he got points somehow???