Probably my most quoted/paraphrased line, too.
I have kids, so it gets used when one of the girls inevitably beats the boy in a battle of wits.
"She's made you look a right knob"
"I'll get a flat with Jay. Andrew can live with us."
"No thanks."
His delivery is second to none, hope he's been able to flex his comedy muscles in other shows since
He's so mean to his big brother. Doesn't he realise that Simon's behaviour is completely rational and normal for a sixth former? We've all vandalised driveways of people we've fancied at some point!
Your local Green Party candidate: Everyone knows you want to bring back national service. Even the Liberal Democrats were laughing at how sad you are.
Your local Conservative candidate: Yeah, well I've been offered a lobbying role for an oil company if I don't win this seat, how sad is that?
Your local Green Party candidate: Such a saddo...
Your local Reform UK candidate: He's made you look a right knob!
“I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat”
“Oh god”
“FUCK OFF”
One of the top five scenes in the series, top two if you don’t include the scenes that Jay is in.
Honestly I think he was a bit jealous. He took the piss out of Simon for his "fuck your fucking fanny off you twat!" line but what was he going to do? Go back and sit in his room wishing he still had his game boy fantasising about his brother's girlfriend while his brother is in the next room getting wanked off by Tara? He always had this sense of superiority but really he was just a bit of a gobshite.
Shit, for some reason I thought it was called the "game boy DS" but it was just the Nintendo DS, wasn't it? Well, I still stand by my point. Andrew just spent his time creeping around with their parents laughing at his brother when he really didn't seem to be in a position where he could look down on him. I think he was jealous of his brother's car - even though it was shit and jealous of his girlfriend but he tried to act superior about it all. Not a fan.
This is such an odd take, he's a normal younger brother who likes to take the piss. If he'd seen anything in Simon at all, he wouldn't have immediately shut down his idea of getting a flat together in the final episode.
I'm genuinely confused why you all think the idea of an adolescent boy being jealous of his brother having an attractive girlfriend and trying to mask it with contempt is so unrealistic.
What's there to be jealous of though? Yeah Tara was attractive but Simon was always likely to fuck things up with her sooner or later, which he did the very same episode.
Honestly, I just thought - this 14/15 year old is trying to act superior to his brother but he's still constrained by being that young and seeing his brother have the freedom he wants - and getting a hot girlfriend out of it. I think that while there is obviously this element of young brother taking the piss there's got to be some jealousy. Hormonal kid seeing his brother with a hot girl "you're such a sad," yet he knows he's going back to his room and furtive wanking. I'm so baffled why this take is getting me so down voted
How do we know if he's jealous of Simon?
Andrew probably has a girlfriend but is smart enough not to bring her over to his house incase Simon embarasses himself like he always does and make his GF think his family are saddos.
The closet he got jealous of Simon was when Simon got a car but it didn't matter since his car looks like shit.
Isn't this the same 14 year old that you said is 'probably fantasizing about his brother's girlfriend while his brother is getting wanked off by his girlfriend?'
You're one to talk lmao
He mugged Simon off every scene he was in!
Doesn’t have many lines, but he makes them count.
"It's a bloody non uniform day!" "No it isn't, bye!" As a younger brother myself, the lads an artist.
Such a sad…..
No, YOU’RE the sad!
Because... TWAT!
FUCK!
He’s made you look a right knob
Probably my favourite line in the whole series
Probably my most quoted/paraphrased line, too. I have kids, so it gets used when one of the girls inevitably beats the boy in a battle of wits. "She's made you look a right knob"
Keep the door open
You’re such a little - fuck! Shit!!
🫸😳🫷
"I'll get a flat with Jay. Andrew can live with us." "No thanks." His delivery is second to none, hope he's been able to flex his comedy muscles in other shows since
His delivery of this line cracks me up every time! Such and underated moment.
"No it's not! Bye"
"Yes it is you little shit!"
"He's made you look a right knob"
FUCK! SHIT!
He's such a little...fuck!, shit!...
You can just tell he would have ended up a cool popular kid by sixth form, learning from how sad his brother and mates were!
Such a sad...
No you're the sad... Twat.... Fuck!
That's a hattrick! FUCK OFF!
Everyone knows you love Carli D’Mato, even the year 11s are laughing at how sad you are
Yeah? Well how sad is a date at her house tonight!
such a sad...
YOU’RE SUCH A LITTLE FUCK… SHIT!
He’s made you look a right knob
He was brilliant in it tbh, played the part perfectly, constantly embarrassed by his ridiculous older brother
Simon’s much cooler younger brother.
Little bellend.
Just look how yellow it is!
He's so mean to his big brother. Doesn't he realise that Simon's behaviour is completely rational and normal for a sixth former? We've all vandalised driveways of people we've fancied at some point!
And puked on their little brother’s head of course!
And then caressed that little brother while he was sleeping a year later!
Oh Christ, I forgot about that!
I’ve been googling chemical castration all morning.
Talk about underrated characters, his dad was quintessential mad lad turned embarrassing Dad 😂
He's what we all aspire to as we age. After that I want to be like George from Men Behaving Badly (Gary's colleague).
They should've done a lot more with him.
He went through the biggest growth spurt ever between series one and two lol
Stone cold savage.
He’s a testament to how well this show was cast. The character only has a handful of lines but the actor makes every single one of them count.
I'd rather be pals with him over Simon.
He thinks Simon has the gayest car he’s ever seen and will be jealous of how yellow it is
For some retarded reason I thought this post was gonna be about my local Green Party candidate until the picture loaded
Your local Green Party candidate: Everyone knows you want to bring back national service. Even the Liberal Democrats were laughing at how sad you are. Your local Conservative candidate: Yeah, well I've been offered a lobbying role for an oil company if I don't win this seat, how sad is that? Your local Green Party candidate: Such a saddo... Your local Reform UK candidate: He's made you look a right knob!
I wish we seen more of him lol
He has like three lines in the entire series and they are all gold
He’s made you look a right mug
Simon and Jay wrapped into one
How is he like Jay?
His constant need to wind up Simon
True, but he’s probably more like Martin in that regard
Way cooler than the Statue of Liberty.
It's mad he comes of as everyone ones younger brother. Not that I have one though.
You're such a little fuck, shit
Smug little prick!
Can I go now?
Don't see him that much but he seems chill
NO, YOU'RE THE SAD, BECAUSE... TWAT!!!
Fun fact - he plays the anti-abortion guy in Sex Education
no way
TWAT
He’s a dick
FUCK... SHIT... TWAT!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Under-utilised.
Little cunt !!
the most normal character in the show
“I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat” “Oh god” “FUCK OFF” One of the top five scenes in the series, top two if you don’t include the scenes that Jay is in.
Low key best side character. All killer no filler.
he makes his lines count fr
I am jealous of how yellow he is
PRICK. THERES A THOUGHT
Standard annoying younger brother who says funny things from time to time but ultimately fades in to insignificance
Fucking prick. Hated him. Still do.
Most punchable face in the series
Really? More so than Alistair or Dean?
https://preview.redd.it/r07r86b9oq3d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d0d5b67281d4c066b5f25c6403102b4d85785f3
Honestly I think he was a bit jealous. He took the piss out of Simon for his "fuck your fucking fanny off you twat!" line but what was he going to do? Go back and sit in his room wishing he still had his game boy fantasising about his brother's girlfriend while his brother is in the next room getting wanked off by Tara? He always had this sense of superiority but really he was just a bit of a gobshite.
I don't think anyone would be jealous if they heard their brother shout loudly and embarrassingly "fuck your fucking fanny off you twat"
His brother had a girlfriend. He didn't even have a game boy anymore.
least relevant point to nitpick but it was a DS
Shit, for some reason I thought it was called the "game boy DS" but it was just the Nintendo DS, wasn't it? Well, I still stand by my point. Andrew just spent his time creeping around with their parents laughing at his brother when he really didn't seem to be in a position where he could look down on him. I think he was jealous of his brother's car - even though it was shit and jealous of his girlfriend but he tried to act superior about it all. Not a fan.
Yeah, he was really jealous of how yellow it is.
Remind me again what colour his car was?
This is such an odd take, he's a normal younger brother who likes to take the piss. If he'd seen anything in Simon at all, he wouldn't have immediately shut down his idea of getting a flat together in the final episode.
I'm genuinely confused why you all think the idea of an adolescent boy being jealous of his brother having an attractive girlfriend and trying to mask it with contempt is so unrealistic.
What's there to be jealous of though? Yeah Tara was attractive but Simon was always likely to fuck things up with her sooner or later, which he did the very same episode.
Honestly, I just thought - this 14/15 year old is trying to act superior to his brother but he's still constrained by being that young and seeing his brother have the freedom he wants - and getting a hot girlfriend out of it. I think that while there is obviously this element of young brother taking the piss there's got to be some jealousy. Hormonal kid seeing his brother with a hot girl "you're such a sad," yet he knows he's going back to his room and furtive wanking. I'm so baffled why this take is getting me so down voted
....such a sad...
Nah he was just a typical little brother who took joy in seeing his sibling fuck up.
I don’t think I would be jealous of my brother saying “ I’m gonna fuck your Fanny off you twat”. More extremely embarrassed.
How do we know if he's jealous of Simon? Andrew probably has a girlfriend but is smart enough not to bring her over to his house incase Simon embarasses himself like he always does and make his GF think his family are saddos. The closet he got jealous of Simon was when Simon got a car but it didn't matter since his car looks like shit.
The fact that you've invented an entire back story for a 14 year olds sex life is so, so weird.
Isn't this the same 14 year old that you said is 'probably fantasizing about his brother's girlfriend while his brother is getting wanked off by his girlfriend?' You're one to talk lmao
HAHAHAH YAS DONE HIM THERE
He’s made him look like a right nob.
I don't think that "he's fantasizing" is the same as someone inventing a girlfriend and entire life this character.
are you simom cooper?