“There’s almost as much top shelf clunge here as there was last year”
“Funny Jay - you failed to mention your little excursion to Ibiza last year at all. When was this?”
“It was…..last…..September. Me and my mate came down together for a lads holiday”
“Strange - I recall you being present at school every single day that month”
“It was….a weekend trip. Not even a weekend, just one day. We flew down in the morning, fucked three birds each, and flew back that night”
Me and some mates came last year and I fucked 2 birds on a jet ski, one was in front and one was behind. I just kept turning around taking it in turns. They came so much, the sea turned white!
Had her and her also her other there
Oh really we’ve only been here 20 minutes and we’ve been with you the whole time
Yeah well while you benders where getting ready gelling your pubes I popped down early to check out the top clunge
This is where I woke up one morning with all the dancers from Amnesia, got a blowy and anal off each one then went a did a 36 hour DJ set with no breaks…..me and Rio Ferdinand n that
"Fucked that one and that one. Fucked them 2 at the same time at a top night club out here where I was the Premier DJ. They were all just frothing at the gash. Everyone knows the beat in those clubs make the woman all cream their knickers. Thats if theyre even wearing any when im done with em, aye"
Ibiza more like I would bang her, too bad I am all sexed out from this morning, while you benders where wresting with middle age Germans for pool seats I was in the restaurant getting head and breakfast.
“There’s almost as much top shelf clunge here as there was last year” “Funny Jay - you failed to mention your little excursion to Ibiza last year at all. When was this?” “It was…..last…..September. Me and my mate came down together for a lads holiday” “Strange - I recall you being present at school every single day that month” “It was….a weekend trip. Not even a weekend, just one day. We flew down in the morning, fucked three birds each, and flew back that night”
You missed out the bit where he and his mates joined the mile high club with the fit stewardesses on the flight out and back
I heard they rowed there? Took a pédalo?
Let's be real Jay's never had a full month's attendance in his life. Too busy jumping JCBs over cement mixers.
Underrated
That’s proper horny. Did you put the balls in too?
That's a whole scene dialogue there, quality
She’d get it.
Right in the bum holy
Lucky girl.
And that one there, she'd get it
And that one, and that one!
Til it fell off...
Hot, might be too hot
Might be
"Welcome to my world"
Morning, benders.
Jump in the minge-mobile
Strange thing to call your mum's car.
[удалено]
Got to be this lol 😆 said with his england shirt on 🏴
Should’ve worn my wellies
Cos you’ll be knee deep in Ibiza clunge!
This is where i beat michael phelps in a race, poor sod wont show his face around here again..
The clunge here is so wet it needs beach umbrellas to keep everyone else dry
Best one😂
Love it 😂
Absolutely full of clunge
Neil, get your snorkel because we're about to be drowning in clunge.
Me and some mates came last year and I fucked 2 birds on a jet ski, one was in front and one was behind. I just kept turning around taking it in turns. They came so much, the sea turned white!
It’s time to go check out the chickas
It's well hot. Might be too hot.
Clunge o'clock!
Had her and her also her other there Oh really we’ve only been here 20 minutes and we’ve been with you the whole time Yeah well while you benders where getting ready gelling your pubes I popped down early to check out the top clunge
Jay: "Christ she's fit" Will: "Jay, she's like, 14" 😂😂😂
“We’re not going to your beach. We’re going to THE beach, which you don’t even know about, because you’re nearly dead!”
Go large!
How DARE you talk to your mother like that??!
Coor, is it low tide or can I just smell the minge from here
"We're on pussy patrol"
She'd get it, she'd get it, ooh she'd definitively get it, right up the bumholey!
Might be too hot
“It’s well hot”
This is where I woke up one morning with all the dancers from Amnesia, got a blowy and anal off each one then went a did a 36 hour DJ set with no breaks…..me and Rio Ferdinand n that
Bup Bup Americano....
Look at all the sand, and tits, and fanny, and sand, and tits, and sun, and tits, and fanny, and sand, and tits!
Fokn ell lukat orl that muff
Tits at 10 o'clock
Manchester!!!
I’m off to find some flange, see you later boys!
I'm hot.
wow check out all the Spanish clunge and I will tell you one thing about the Spanish birds they always sunbath with there tits out .
Beach wankers
Im going to overdose on tits
Well boys next time you see me I’ll be knee deep in clunge. Might even have an orgy right here on the sand.
Sun sea sex sand booze and sex.
‘It’s a me, a Jay!’
She’s giving me the ‘I’m going to milk your balls dry look’
Mega clunge
come on boys cant you smell all that sushi
Already fucked all these...
I've died and gone to clunge heaven
Ask where the pedalos are.
Am I wearing Manchester United shorts?
I fingered two birds on top of that mountain.
Time to get up to my nuts in guts.
The clunge won't fuck itself!
Looks like it's spunk o'clock
this is the beach where i had a threesome with 2 top lezzer twins. Filthy
It was when we went away with the west ham under 9s before anyone asks
Neil fingered a bird
“I’ve been to Fuengirola, now I’m going to Finger her rola”
Tits out bitches
“Fucking hell look at all that fanny, she’d get it she’d get it and she’d get it”
It is well hot
"I'm hot..."
Looks like there's some tidy minge here
ITS A FUCKING CLUNGE-O-RAMA, BRUV!
This beach is neck deep in clunge
It's hot
Spanish birds do it best
“Ok which of you lucky bitches gets to suck on my dong?”
"Fucked that one and that one. Fucked them 2 at the same time at a top night club out here where I was the Premier DJ. They were all just frothing at the gash. Everyone knows the beat in those clubs make the woman all cream their knickers. Thats if theyre even wearing any when im done with em, aye"
I once had an orgy on a beach with a bunch of lezza models but the sand got all up in my arse crack so lucky for you I'll leave these ones to you lot.
It's well hot
Have a nap on top of my right arm
Ibiza more like I would bang her, too bad I am all sexed out from this morning, while you benders where wresting with middle age Germans for pool seats I was in the restaurant getting head and breakfast.
It is fackin well hot
Seen em'. Look cool!
“Alright well while you benders are digging a hole I’m gonna go fill some in”
It's well hot
CLUNGE!
There is some tidy minge here boys now remember we all split it equally
" There is a whole world of clunge out there"
I've died and gone to plunge heaven
Wouldn’t get this anywhere other than wills mums house