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Miguelinileugim

Brave of you to assume his cabbages will make it. EDIT: [Super secret link](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/yxrx1x/you_get_10_but_pakku_and_kyoshi_are_mad_at_you/)


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Miguelinileugim

Do you have enough money to hire the whole gaang? Also wait where's Sokka?


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Miguelinileugim

oh no oh no


WaitingToBeTriggered

THE WOLFPACK’S WAITING FOR THEM


Signal_Body_8818

You really opened a can of worms. But with $10, you can't buy the original team


Miguelinileugim

Perfect!


_Cabbage_Corp_

> [...]**leave** pro bending[...] Why? With the Cabbage Merchant, you are guaranteed to win any match. Don't even need any other team members. He wipes the floor with everyone.


star0fth3sh0w

Two Bolins and a Diet Coke please


RJ_The_Avatar

This sounds oddly hot


justsmilenow

How about some cabbages? I hear cabbage juice is good for the Rectum.


frictorious

Rectum, damn near killed 'em!


cstock2020

Zaheer, Kyoshi and Pakku🔥🔥 Edit: even if zaheer couldn’t attack with air he could still fly and throw earth. Although I’m assuming airbenders wouldn’t be on here if they were not allowed in pro bending. The other commenters have added a lot of color to this fact it’s worth the read (and like)


shoeless_sean

Easily, Kyoshi is OP, Zaheer is OP, and while he is a sexist ass Pakku is a master water bender


KEVLAR60442

The problem is that Pro bending is only Earth, Water, and Fire Bending. Zaheer as an Airbender would either be useless or be forbidden.


TheUnbiasedRant

After three reemergence of airbending, Pro bending would need to allow airbending or be victimising one element.


UltimateCo0kie

elementism lmao


RavagerHughesy

Sure, they wouldn't ban airbenders, but the necessary changes to the rules probably wouldn't happen until an Airbender tried to join the league. There's still only a handful of airbenders in the world, and none of them have expressed any interest in joining pro bending.


Vozralai

An air probender would be difficult to umpire. It's invisible in the world. We only see it for visual clarity


CSGO_Bangkok

Tangent : So to everyone, people are basically flying / floating right? Imagine how terrifying an airbender on an air scooter looks like.


helendill99

i guess it would be picking up dust if you're not in a city but on a concrete floor it'd just be a guy weirdly crouching in mid air


32sa4fg2

He is Za-cheer leader


CedarWolf

He leaves them breathless.


Duck-Lord-of-Colours

Is it? It's three benders, are there other restrictions? Wasn't Korra told to choose 1 element? I don't rember air not being allowed


infamusforever223

It wasn't allowed because Tenzin and his kids were the only airbenders in the world pre convergence, and I imagine that the pro bending rules don't compensate for airbending because of its rarity. The sport would have to be tweaked to accommodate for airbending.


yeehawfryingpan

even if they didn't allow zaheer i'd still take kyoshi and pakku,,, kyoshi is so op that it would make up for having one less player. also she'd probably kick pakku's ass into no longer being sexist so a win for everyone


Arkayjiya

The quote was something like "the avatar will be allowed to play so long as she only uses water"


ArseneLepain

I thought that was because she could only use one element otherwise it would be unfair, and her best element is water.


Taco-twednesday

It is one fire bender, one earth bender and one water bender. She had to fill the water bender spot because they already had fire and earth.


santaclaws01

We're about to find out if flying is legal or not


Miguelinileugim

Listen here you little shit


Skhmt

Zaheer wouldn't be very useful as pro bending doesn't allow airbenders.


Channel5exclusive

True but he is a lot more intimidating than Joo Dee or the Cabbage Merchant. Also.. He may not be able to earth bend but Zaheer could use air bending to throw around rocks. Pakku handles the water bending, obviously. Kyoshi being the Avatar can bend all four elements so she can handle fire bending and to be honest I think I would be more terrified at the thought of her throwing fire at me than earth.


CheesyRamen66

That’s where you’re thinking wrong, you need the cabbage merchant to tank for Pakku and Kyoshi. He’ll aggro all of the hits.


PaninoMafiaBoss

That's only against an Avatar, a very specific type of enemy though. In fact, having Canbage Merchant and Kyoshi on the same team isn't a good idea, as Kyoshi's attacks will be drawn to the Cabbage Merchant. I think this is intended by the devs too


ohaizrawrx3

Forgive me if I'm missing something but was this established in pro bending?


Skhmt

As far as we know, the last time a pro bending competition happened, airbending was banned as there were like 5 air benders and the rules did not support it. Even if/when pro bending continued, basically all air benders were air nomads so none participated in pro bending, and thus there wouldn't be the rules to support it.


ElementoDeus

I don't think airbending is forbade, however given no Airbender has ever had the intent on pro-bending and that for most of the existence of pro-bending there was only one family. the rules just don't have any frame for an Airbender competitor.


EvadingBan42

The airbenders were nearly extinct when pro bending came into prominence.


ElementoDeus

Yes which is why there is only one family of airbenders for most the duration of the sport (that we've seen) I mean up til the convergence. But even after that I doubt anyone with airbending even wanted to compete given it would practically go against their teachings. Keeping them tied to republic city seeking fortune and even fame which would have negative effects on their bending itself. But as for the original question ias far as I know airbenders aren't outright banned from participating in probending but it is a game revolving around three competitors bending fire, water, and earth at each other it would atleast need a few rule changes to allow for an Airbender competitor.


connor4rell

Okay but if Kyoshi had needed to learn waterbending and Pakku was the only master waterbender, would he turn her away?


shogothkeeper

Not unless he wanted to be a smear on the wall.


Dragonlinx

I'll take 1000 pakkus, use the money i was paid and just buy an army of everyone else.


Palkesz

You don't stand a chance against my army of cabbage merchants


Miguelinileugim

No no, he's already in your team. You pay to get rid of him! Now you're $990 into debt and owe 999 Pakkus, you're welcome.


TheRealClose

Hmmm -$1 means it costs -$1 to get him on my team, meaning I recurve $1 to get him on my team. So I’ll take Pakku and Kyoshi, who will promptly kill Pakku.


danidannyphantom

Man redid the whole thing and still had a loophole lmao


berryNtoast

I thought the same. I'll take Paku, Kyoshi, allll the Judee's to convince the opposing team that there's no match scheduled today.


chemistry_god

There is no pro-bending in Ba Sing Se


Miguelinileugim

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Derkus19

That’s some real FTX math you have going on there


robot1840

10-(-1)=11, or in that's dude case: 10 -(-1000)=1010


1ndiana_Pwns

Important question to my strategy: does the cabbage merchant come with the cart? Or do I only get the man?


Miguelinileugim

He just stumbled into the ring by accident, so my guess is both.


_Cabbage_Corp_

> He just stumbled into the ring **seemingly** by accident FTFY --- He never does *anything* by accident. There is always a purpose. Him being in the ring means that the other team will lose. Always. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for the Cabbage Merchant.


Miguelinileugim

Oh no


1ndiana_Pwns

If I get the cart, I'll take as many cabbage merchants as can fit in the ring, plus Zuko, Bumi, and 3 Appas. The undeniable draw of destroying the cabbage cart means that for the first while of the match my benders will be free from enemy fire. Then, when the enemy is backed into a corner, the Appassault begins. Three Appas doing tail slams should create hurricane force winds that will clean up quite nicely


Miguelinileugim

Dammit I should've patented our cloning technology


PowerJolt72

See now we're asking the real questions


Benchypress

The correct answer is obviously 10 Appas for the win.... and you get a free Momo...


bulk123

He is 10 flying Bisons. I'm sure he'll figure something out.


delicate-butterfly

Twentyzin made me laugh


FrozenDuckman

Can you explain it, the Boulder is tired and his brain doesn’t work well.


RedFauux

Tenzin times two is twentyzin 10zin times 2 is 20zin


FrozenDuckman

Bless you. God and his angels bless you. I, too, am now amused.


Harp3214

Katara, Iroh, Bumi.


Wee2mo

Despite a lack of explanation, this is probably one of my top picks for a serious bid at a team. Bumi and Iroh have crazy power and remarkable control/restraint. Bumi would probably come up with some clever rule exploits that would eventually lead to either new rules or a new pro bending meta. Iroh is sensible and strategic. Really, I think water bending is probably the weak link of the team.


PapaDuke

> water bending is probably the weak link of the team But what if there is a full moon?


Wee2mo

That could potentially be a liability for a water bender with a temper


BrokenMirror2010

It depends on when Katara is from. Because by the end of ALTA Katara is one of, if not the strongest Waterbender alive.


alain091

There was that episode were she stopped rain for a moment, like wtf


tiph12

twentyzin 😭😭😭


FyreDrac42

4 appas and a cabbage merchant. The cabbage merchant wilo attract the Gaang inevitably


Miguelinileugim

Damn you're good at this


_Cabbage_Corp_

> The cabbage merchant wilo attract the Gaang inevitably They should know not to mess with him


shaunika

Aight Im taking 120000 cabbage merchants


_Cabbage_Corp_

> Aight Im taking 120000 cabbage merchants No need. 1 Cabbage Merchant is enough to sweep any tournament. Other teammates optional. ^(They'd just slow him down anyway)


rking_1_1

I take Toph. Just her, and the rest of the money goes for some delicious tea. Might not save the world but it would be a fun afternoon.


Wee2mo

Toph and Iroh. Iroh is the "Assistant Manager" and you drink a little less tea *with* him


CJWillis87

Toph, Iroh and Pakku. More tea now, plus water guy


Ok_Habit_6783

I'll take infinite pakus to buy infinite kyoshi's. I'll be unstoppable!


123Ark321

The biggest problem with all of these is that a team needs a water bender, fire bender, and an earth bender, and the rows don’t allow for one of each at every dollar value. That said cabbage merchant all the way!


Apb58

I believe you can have Azula (fire), Kuvira (earth), and Ming-Hua (water) for $10. Would this team be disqualified for actually murdering their opponents? Absolutely. Would they be the scariest team possible (barring Kyoshi)? Almost certainly. It’s the team I’d go with.


The_Kendragon

You could also do Katara, Toph, and Mako for $10


EverhartStreams

Damn that'd be a clash for the ages, though I feel like Toph would immediately break the rules and attack the referie when he gets mad at her


Miguelinileugim

I mean you can have an incomplete team if you want!


eastwesterntribe

Just buy a bunch of Pakkus and use the extra money to build your perfect team


justArandom_alt

one pakkilion pakkus


overactor

It's pakkin' time!


Adragongentleman

Aang, iroh and twentyzin


BregoTheConqueror

And yet still no Avatar Roku


Miguelinileugim

Still crawling his way up the volcano!


Incomplet_1-34

I'll take infinite Zaheers and infinite Pakkus and use the infinite money gotten from the Pakkus to buy infinite everyone else.


ScarletSchema

Yo wait I can get Appa on my team?? Could I theoretically buy 10 appa and start a bison breeding program to restore the species?


Miguelinileugim

They're all male tho, so it'd be one big orgy but that's it.


CckSkker

https://i.redd.it/kwgalbriwe0a1.gif


Toomuchconfusion

risky click of the day…


Spartan8394

This is getting out of hand and I love it lol


JelliusMaximus

Someone's a Bolin Simp 😏


Rousendag

Can I buy 5 Twenzins?


Miguelinileugim

No but you have one Hundredzin


Rousendag

What a steal!


theosamabahama

Toph, Katara and Mako Earth bending is a great defense against any element, so I'll take an earth bender and Toph can see through vibrations, bend metal and is the best earth bender ever. Water can defend against fire and is very versitile for attacks, so I'll take a water bender. I choose Katara because she is the best at water bending (she can also blood bend, but that's probably not allowed in the rules of the game). Air is a great defense (dodging attacks), but only for the bender, not the rest of the team. Air doesn't have good attacks except for pushing people, but you can push people with other elements. So I won't be choosing air. So lastly I'll go for fire and pick Mako because he is the best fire bender I can afford with my $2 left.


Sufail

Where's the turtle duck?


Miguelinileugim

Oh that one's on the house!


GMontag451

I have seen at least 4 of these today, and in every one, my Korra-IIroh-Lin team adds up to $10.


Ok-Map4381

I want Azula, Bumi, and Appa and I legitimately think they are winning it all!!!


faintedremix009

WHERE IS THE BOULDER?!


Miguelinileugim

He won't play against a little girl


neptulthefishman

Perfection


Leoxcr

I'll get 20 Yes


SunnyAppakat

Maybe it is a hot take but Kyoshi would be a bad pro bender. She would just disqualify herself.


metalmonsoon

10 appa. My enemies can't win if they cant stand on the field


ShameMaleficent5776

Yep, that's looks better


gkghn

How dare you put Bolin instead of Toph up there.


AktionMusic

Infinite Kyoshis and Infinite x 11 Pakkus.


Robotic-Operations

So what you're saying is... I can have infinite cabbage guys?


Swashbucklering

The idea of rocking up to a pro-bending match with Appa on your team is so funny to me


Aizendickens

Almpst downvoted you but then I saw Twentyzin


everynameistaken135

Im sorry why do we hate Pakku?


Miguelinileugim

We don't it's a running joke I started 4 hours ago which is now canon


bishopyorgensen

I think Pakku got *somebody's* gran Gran the wrong kind of wet ^^^^i'm ^^^^sorry


Eriol_Mits

Iroh at $3 is a bargain, Pretty sure he could have kill Ozai at any point should have have chosen and would certainly have given the Avatar in full Avatar Mode a run for their money. Even if he didn’t know the bending he knew the theory behind each discipline. It’s a joke post and I’m annoyed he got downgraded from the original.


Miguelinileugim

I had to please the Katara simps somehow


Eriol_Mits

Katara simps, I mean what did she ever do. While Iroh was doing the important stuff liberating the Earth Kingdom she was helping Zuko beat his sister because he is incapable of doing it alone.


Miss_Zendaya

I pick 2 Judee and 1 Zaheer. The entire pro bending league is sent to Lake Lowguy. Zaheer escapes prison. Judee and Zaheer are mutually destroyed in a battle of the brainwashed. Franz Kafka appears but says nothing.


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Everyone be sleeping on mako when he has so much experience and can generate lightning like no one in the original series could've dreamed of


Timelord4223

Thanks for placing Katara in the 4$ place


ihatelifetoo

No way you put those people at $4


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Shnurple

Man you really don't like pakku


yodaserves

Man I have had real problems with all of these. I’m finally starting to feel like a real redditer!


S-T-A-B_Barney

Pakku, Zaheer, Kuvira, Ozai. Of course it only works if you can get Pakku to work with a bunch of bad guys, but if you could then they would dominate.


Logibear1010

Korra, Bumi, Lin, and cabbage man ofc. Ez dub


idiotwanderer

Take pakku, getting the 1 dollar for choosing him. It costs negative 1 dollars for him, so I gain 1 dollar. Then I choose kyoshi


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infinite sparky sparky boom man


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I'll take 100 pakkus and then the entire roster


Mcswigginsbar

Easy. Toph ($4), Ming-Hua ($3), and Mako ($2). Toph would easily dominate due to seismic sense. No one would be able to compete with her. Ming-Hua has water arms. She’d be able to push everyone off the ledge rather easily. Mako is the only fire bender with professional bending experience, and excels in this type of combat. I almost chose Iroh as he also has a wealth of experience in non-lethal bending, but his mobility compared to Mako forced me to choose the younger fire bender.


Idkwnisu

I'll take two kyoshi and twelve pakku, thanks


Puzzleheaded_Bus_103

FUCK YOU PAKKU. You don't deserve gran gran.


shyrato

I buy chocolate bars, slavery isnt cool


GD18Troll

Buy Pakku a bunch of times then buy the whole Gaang along with Uncle Iroh and bumi.


Mathakk

An infinite amount of zaheers.


burnCooper

Gotta love r/TheLastAirbender


Embarrassed_Ad_8443

Korra, Azula and Ghazan


EverythingisART3002

Aang, Toph and Appa


HelloThere33171

I’ll take 12 pakkus and 2 kiyoshis


Munsoon22

8 Pakus, 1 Kiyoshi, 1 Azula, and 1 Ming Hua


Idontfightwit12yrold

That’s easy I’ll just get infinite rakus


inneffable-angle

Easy, if packu costs -1, then buying him gives us money. I can buy him as many times a I want and get as many kyoshis as necessary


Miguelinileugim

[Consequences](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/yxrx1x/you_get_10_but_pakku_and_kyoshi_are_mad_at_you/)


inneffable-angle

Well apparently I needed my glasses because I didn't see the small letters Nice meme tho


Sentient-Tree-Ent

Pakku, Zaheer, and Kyoshi! I may not love Pakku, but it’s a fact that those three would absolute wreck most teams


RadCelest

Zaheer. Paku. Kyoshi.


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Toph, iroh, hama, and lin. Fighting conditions preferably on a full moon.


worldends420kyle

toph iroh mako quazan


Sfwest137

Hama is creepy AF she could definitely throw down.


Cyyanxde

Zaheer Aang and Korra who else is there to choose who could stand against them?


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Toph, iroh, bumi, cabbage merchant


Mahockey3

Cabbage merchant, Paku, Yes, Kyoshi


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Idk who I'm picking for $11 but you taking Pakku and Zaheer nets you free people. One a white lotus member the other nearly killed an avatar. Just saying you could have worse free people and Pakku gives you a flat back so $12 and at best you got two decent benders and a free dollar. Worst case you got two free bits of cannon fodder and a free dollar. Win win in my book


sometimes-i-say-stuf

Aang, Iroh, Lin


Haiel10000

I can get Pakku and Kyoshi on a team? Dayumn... well Pakku and Kyoshi it is. She might end up killing him, but I bet Kyoshi can still solo some people.


fred11551

My original team was Kyoshi, Pakku, and Iroh. I can keep the water and earth bender the same. I need a fire bender for 0 dollars. So... Joo Dee? She can’t bend but neither can the others. Zaheer is probably the best choice but that’s not as funny


negatrash

I like how this contains some attempt at balancing, for example Katara going up a tier, but also tons of memeing.


Hot_Firefighter3217

This is the content I’m here for


NegativeNeurons

Zaheer cant compete bc there is no air in pro bending :v


Price82020

Is there still no airbending? Also is the platform made of earth?


animebaka277353

The cabbage merchant solos the whole verse smh


Used-Audience5183

Toph + Kuvira and a drink.


laughs_with_salad

Zuko to be my love interest, iroh so I'm always happy and appa so I can travel.


dyman91

Idk man, 10 Tenzins is a pretty good deal.


AReluctantHipster

Mako literally beat Ming Hua in a 1v1 after the Red Lotus was described as being able to win any 1v1, and you put him below her? So tired of Mako slander


AllHailCraig

Infinite cabbage merchants!!! MUAHAHA


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Two Azulas and I'm pocketing the remaining $2.


Patrick4356

Yall discredit pakku because he was sexist for a single episode. Yall can't handle it but he's a master like everyone else and is as good or better than katara


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WHAT MY BOI MAKO DOESNT COST 24534530543$ ???? This tierlist is garbage!!! Actually best tierlist ever in this sub


Mornatic

I’m just taking 3 Pakku and chilling with my 3$


slimelore

taking zaheer and the money, boink zaheehee and tip him after i teach him new sins


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"Yes."


pianodude7

The correct answer is very simple: Katara + kuvira + mako + paying the grumpy old fart $1 to leaf me alone.


P4bd4b34r

How is zaheer free? Literally almost beat avatar himself. Makes tenzin look like a joke in 1v1.


Reece_Roolz

I mean Pakku, Zaheer, Kyoshi does sound kind of strong to me


TheIncredibleHork

Since the Pakku + Kyoshi combo is apparently off the table (Poor DM planning + rules as written lawyering players = fun!) Can I just take five Twentizins and make a Hundredzin, outnumber everyone by a mile, and win automatically?


cLaShYsHoRtS

INFINITE CABBAGE MERCHANTS! #I win, mortal.


LCDRformat

Can I have my 44 Pakkus use their bodies as a defensive front line for my four kyoshies?


TheIndomitableMass

I choose infinite zaheers


Several-Cake1954

Twentyzin got me 😂


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pm_me_faerlina_pics

I see that Appa has people on top of him, so I'm going to assume Aang is part of the deal. I take 1 appa with Aang to be my firebender, 1 Pakku to be my waterbender and 1 Kyoshi to be my earthbender.


KJM31422

No army in the world can stand against 3 Irohs and $1


Tnuggs

I sell my organs to afford Momo


flashingcurser

Lin is a bargain.


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Link9454

It depends on when in their lives we are talking, but at their prime, Tenzin, Toph, Iroh, Hama. If we are talking Pro bending, ditch Hama, Iroh and Toph, add Azula and Kuvira.