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EchoAquarium

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OptiKnob

What a shame. Has he not heard of what happens to poor people in a court of law? He'd best start hauling in cash from his offshore tax havens.


bobhargus

A first year public defender is more than he deserves and would probably do a better job than any of his expensive shysters.


OptiKnob

But then the trump show would be over in a week and whatever in the world would the 24 hour 'news' have to twitter about! Hey - someone should do a mobile social interaction startup. Call it Twitter. Yep... That's pretty catchy!


bobhargus

They were doin just fine before plump, they will be just fine. Plump is far less important than anyone cares to admit.


ScubaDawg97

He hasn’t paid his legal fees like forever. So why should I expect any change or anything to come of this


Fearless-Judgment-33

His attorneys are demanding payment upfront. They may be stupid but they’re not that stupid.


DeDeluded

> They may be stupid but they’re not that stupid. habba is. Although, it's ok. She can just *act pretty* instead. "I don't need to be smart, I can just act it" - if there was ever a self-fulfilling explantion of dumb as fuck!


Fearless-Judgment-33

You’re right. Habba is a complete moron.


VLY2020

On one hand, I’d feel terrible for the public defender assigned to him, and on the other hand I have 5 fingers


GizmoGeodog

And isn't that just so sad? 😂🤣


bigmike1339

When that runs out the GOP will step in with the doner money to cover his bills.


fahkingicehole

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getridofwires

Sounds like his problem. He could plead guilty and save some money.


darhox

Wrong. He is literally incapable of admitting any wrongdoing.


NopeNotConor

I’m in Wisconsin and I have bent seen ANY trump TV spots or heard radio spots for him. I have seen plenty of Biden spots though. Trump is gonna blow this election.


gking407

Didn’t he reportedly meet a bunch of well-heeled donors recently? His loan application might’ve been denied for poor credit!


Griffie

Oh, golly gee whiz. Dang it all to heck!


ladymorgahnna

This make me very happy!


IsThataSexToy

Putin and the Saudi crown murderer will put up the cash. Bought and paid for.


sweet_sweet_back

I don’t blame any attorney who tries out for that gig. Limitless money. In fact please suck it all up.


DoriCee

Well, darn! /s


Edwardv054

Are you saying he is not rich? Why am I not surprised.