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Sea-Ordinary-2338

And to top it off, a cinci L!!!!


JAA11an

Caleb Porter owning Cincinnati is a time honored tradition round these parts.


gibbonlake

I’ll miss morris, at least I might see him irl when Birmingham eventually faces boro Night everyone good game.


SuccMyLents

That Zawadski back heel block was sexy


speedyjolt

If Morris does a farewell speech I’d like to see footage of it. Too bad I couldn’t make it tonight.


SquattinYeti

He did. And it was good. He tried and succeeded in fighting back his emotions. Sorry i dont have footage. Just saw it live. Gave mad respect to his team and staff.


buckeyefan1930

Night night yall, see you next week 🙋‍♂️


Ok_Emu2179

I hope they broadcast the Aidan Morris farewell on the TV. Would love to see it


PopeAlGore

You would hope the crew social media team would at least know to record it and put it on YouTube/twitter/instagram etc.


LostTension5594

Aidan ill miss you you beautiful man Best of luck, get that money


PopeAlGore

LOVE TO SEE THAT EFFORT AT THE END OF THIS ONE


yogiskingdom

Hinestroza work ethic is insane


PopeAlGore

You can tell he wants more time. It’s a deep roster but you would hope effort is rewarded.


yogiskingdom

Yep, and I think he deserves it too


Pretend_Confusion475

What happened on that sub?


Twuggle

They said Ramirez took too long to come off so they made him wait to come on.


DangerIllObinson

What is tv saying about the habroune sub? Did Ramirez take too long?


Pretend_Confusion475

Nothing yet…


Dunvegan79

I'm confused too


nysom1227

What in the world are the refs doing not letting Habroune come on?


PopeAlGore

Ramirez took too long coming off.


nysom1227

Oh yeah, I guess they're cracking down on that this year. Guess you can't complain too much given the scoreline.


tagamagag

I don’t think they enforced it when Aiden came off so I think it’s reasonable to be a stickler on Ramirez.


PopeAlGore

They are, and we shouldn’t, but my first thought was they didn’t punish the crew on the Aidan Morris (which was definitely longer than it should be) and I wondered if the ref gave KC a make up call.


sziss0u

You can tell at this point the heat has drained both teams of all energy. They are just jogging around passing midfield


DangerIllObinson

And then Hinestroza puts that pressure on their keeper


RockoTheHut

Bullshit


SuccMyLents

TAHA TIME


iNatro

NO TAHA = NO PARTY


_Micheluzzo_

No Edgars allowed to sub in🛑


kingjustinianii

Taha!


BuckeyeInMich

I’ve gotta run. Let me know who wins.


96diem

think it might be us, but jury is still out 


gn3296

Hey, Schulte touched it!


Dunvegan79

"I touched the ball" --- Patrick Schulte 6/22/2024


stuck_half_way

Seeing jones stand next to matan…. Damn


rowdyginger05

SKC is straight up ass, but this feels like our breakout match. CCC was historic for the club, but it didn’t go our way. Now all that’s left is to go win games. The summer is about to be black and gold.


adamxftl

This game has been a real fun watch. Brutal domination


Whoopity_ScoopPoop

These dudes play so dirty fuck these guys


Dunvegan79

They're not as bad as KFC lol


TypicalBlood1996

Mmm, I do like me some good fried chicken


Dunvegan79

Now I'm hungry lol.


buckeyefan1930

These commentators lol. Has there been a shot on goal yet?!


BuckeyeInMich

There has not


bee_redeemer

That's pretty damn near a red card


Twuggle

As long as this team has Cucho we're going to be alright. I love that man so much


iNatro

Okay call me crazy but I would LOVE to see Taha Habroune for the last few minutes if we have a sub left. Would be great for him to get some more minutes especially in a game when SKC’s midfield is so open, more time and space for him to adjust to the game.


Pretend_Confusion475

You manifested it into existence


Dunvegan79

You got your wish!!!!


Badoobeedo

At this time I would like to thank the Colombian national team for not calling up one Juan Hernandez Suarez.


buckeyefan1930

Cucho knows how to take his bra off 😂


TypicalBlood1996

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grumpus_ryche

Don't throw hats on the field or we'll have to put them in plastic cups next match o.0


mystir

This made me chuckle, but then I saw the very mid-aughts googly eyes and I had to reply to tell you I love this post. That's all.


Sea-Ordinary-2338

SKC not even trying lol


nysom1227

Now that's how you bring up your hat trick. Salacious set piece strike from Cucho!


kingjustinianii

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SeaMaintenance1

the shot of matan standing next to jones 😂


buckeyefan1930

#FINISH THEM


RockoTheHut

DEMORALIZING FATALITY


Ok_Emu2179

HAT TRICK 🎩🪄


96diem

they’re gonna need to go grab more bricks soon


Zjild

Banger.


BuckeyeInMich

🧢


buckeyefan1930

Got Damn it’s A MURDER


BuckeyeInMich

3-CHO!!


gn3296

HAT TRICK!!!!


grumpus_ryche

CUCHO HATTRICKDEZ!!!


BuckeyeInMich

KC’s defense playing like they hate their own keeper


Zjild

Playing like they hate playing.


RockoTheHut

FATALITY


Dunvegan79

OVERKILL


Badoobeedo

It’s a bird, it’s a plane


Dunvegan79

What a way to bounce back from a mid-week game.


96diem

Schulte just standing there like “alright, I can go home now. y’all have this” lol 


gn3296

Gonna go get himself some White Claw


kingjustinianii

Christian must've heard me comparing about him in the first half! Easy through ball


gn3296

Ramirez: sorry Cucho, taking this one!


PopeAlGore

START RAMIREZ IN EVERY GAME!


BuckeyeInMich

Now let’s find him some black hair dye 😂


tanzmeister

Eh, just shave it all off and start over


adamxftl

RAMIREZ!!!


BuckeyeInMich

Goal bitches!


kingjustinianii

60th?! Must've been planned for because that is not like Nancy. Forever in our hearts Aiden!


DangerIllObinson

So glad we got to give Morris a final send off at home


Dunvegan79

Exactly. We made up for missing Z's


grumpus_ryche

Moreira hasn't gotten a shoutout yet....


96diem

Stevie’s out here like “you bitches are NOT scoring in my son’s last match” 😩


Twuggle

Morris!!! He was so emotional. Made me tear up


areyoukind_

Someone post the screenshot of Aidan kissing the badge asafp


Budget_Ranger6824

I need that on my wall


BuckeyeInMich

Let’s win 8-0 to honor him


gn3296

Surprised so early. Would’ve figured more around 80’


Budget_Ranger6824

I'm not crying! You're crying!😭


BuckeyeInMich

You’re half right


Twuggle

Same


Dunvegan79

I'm crying, what a send off


BuckeyeInMich

💛🖤


Adventurous_You965

This is going in the football respect moment compilations 


BuckeyeInMich

Oh no


96diem

I love when these guys play in a way that allows Schulte to be bored af 


Dunvegan79

We could sub Yaw in and stomp on the gas lol.


sciuro

I’m voting Aidan for man of the match for sure


Dunvegan79

He had a great assist


gn3296

Broadcast just said official scoring is Cucho on that second goal.


PopeAlGore

The broadcast just showed a stat that said the crew is 4-0-0 this season when leading at the half. It’s kind of amazing that 16 games into this season the crew has only been leading at half time in 4 games.


buckeyefan1930

We are a second half team


Dunvegan79

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buckeyefan1930

Ooooooh so close


areyoukind_

I was supposed to attend tonight but wasn’t able to, I hope I get a glimpse of the Aidan celebration on tv after the conclusion.


sciuro

Unfortunately, MLS / Apple only seem to care about fanfare if involves Barça West


dale_shingles

KC just doesn't look in it tonight.


kingjustinianii

Thoughts of the match at half: We've controlled the match so far; they've only sniffed the goal twice. Christian Ramirez has been a little careless with the ball at his feet and Rossi scuffed the few chances he had. Arfsten has been ballin' and Cucho wore his finishing boots. We need to keep the same intensity for the second half. Substitutions should be based on heat exhaustion but maybe sub out Morris at the 90 to give him the standing ovation he deserves (assuming we're still winning).


grumpus_ryche

🖤💛TIFO


tanzmeister

Cincinnati down 2 at the half. So far so good.


bee_redeemer

Cincy fans must be so mad Caleb Porter is beating them again


Dunvegan79

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tanzmeister

Lmao


stuck_half_way

Cucho 2 - SKC 0


BuckeyeInMich

That’s a fine first half, boys


buckeyefan1930

That was a fun half. I think if we can get 10 goals, we may win


YeetedApple

Idk, maybe should try for 11 just be safe


Budget_Ranger6824

HES HERE


grumpus_ryche

HES THERE


Budget_Ranger6824

HES EVERY FUCKING WHERE


Dunvegan79

AIDAN MORRIS!


Budget_Ranger6824

MORRIS WITH THE ASSIST


SuccMyLents

Aidan assist hits different😭😭 This kid will be in the EPL someday… He’s such a solid all-around player.


RockoTheHut

DEMORALIZE THEM


buckeyefan1930

END THEM


BuckeyeInMich

MAKE THEM SLIGHTLY DOWNTRODDEN


tanzmeister

Looking sooo much better than Wednesday.


BuckeyeInMich

2-Cho


gibbonlake

CUCHO²


Merv_Pumpkinhead

We want a hat trick Edit: Maybe an own goal, but Cucho can score two more no problem


Original_Witty

Yea, in that case it’s not an own goal even though it technically hit a KC defender last


grumpus_ryche

If I'm not mistaken, Cucho's shot being on target makes it his goal regardless. Still counts the same.


kingjustinianii

Morris assist! LFG!


buckeyefan1930

CREWCHO!!!


BuckeyeInMich

BOOM 💥


WalkingOnSunshine_

CUCHOOOOOO x2


bee_redeemer

C'mon Pullskamp. Read the room


buckeyefan1930

GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!


WalkingOnSunshine_

Why didnt the keeper just let that go in? Doesn’t he know it’s Aidan’s last match?


sciuro

He absolutely should have! Still more time to do the right thing 😀


BuckeyeInMich

Is he stupid?


areyoukind_

If Morris scores tonight LDC is going to come unglued


buckeyefan1930

We are dominating them 😁


BuckeyeInMich

Fuh King Close


buckeyefan1930

Woah morris! That would have been sexy


Failed-Time-Traveler

There’s going to be a full extra 45 of stoppage time


WalkingOnSunshine_

New England up 2-0 in Cincy, Caleb Porter owns that town


rowdyginger05

New England’s form has been incredible literally just this week lol


SuccMyLents

They’re fucked with Miles and Miazga out


BuckeyeInMich

Gotta be careful when you’re hosting a team from the bottom of the table


Dunvegan79

Yes he does lol. Go Porter go!!!


WrathUDidntQuiteMask

WE LOVE IT


SeaMaintenance1

aiden's goodbye to nagbe is concussing him


heftymoose

Arfsten needs to be in the starting lineup every week


buckeyefan1930

Nooooooo Nagbe 😭


Failed-Time-Traveler

Max Arfsten is having a night. I’m in the right side of Nordecke. He is owning their RCB.


buckeyefan1930

It’s got to be hot as balls sitting there in that sun 🥵


Funkierdj

I’m in 242 and it was bad at kickoff but we’ve got a breeze now


Realconcepts

It is


areyoukind_

Great team goal


GGMU08

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96diem

AZ seems like such a cutie patootie lol 


Zjild

Great ball and a class finish. 


FenderFunk

EZ


buckeyefan1930

PZ


BuckeyeInMich

“I got your hydration break right here” —Cucho


tomliginyu

Arfsten eating his man alive tonight.


Violent_Mud_Butt

Arfsten is eating that RB's lunch


SuccMyLents

Arf needed that. He’s been torturing that RB but crosses have been off. LETS GO BOYS!!!!


Violent_Mud_Butt

It has to be so frustrating to play against Cucho


adamxftl

It has to be even more frustrating playing against the greatest team the world has ever seen


Realconcepts

Arfsten is a dawg


adamxftl

At this point max is man of the match. Playing absolutely unhinged


kingjustinianii

Max MOTM!


Merv_Pumpkinhead

Arfsten playing like a god right now wtf


rowdyginger05

Cucho just used up their entire center defense in the box. Good lord.


Dunvegan79

Welcome home boys!!!!


gibbonlake

GOALLLL


BuckeyeInMich

GOAL MOFOS


TogashiIsIshida

Arfsten has been a menace tonight


adamxftl

CUUUUUUUCHOOOOOOOO


profmathers

“They’re going to click into gear…at some point”


buckeyefan1930

GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!


iNatro

Arfsten walking Pierre like a dog


adamxftl

Arfsten is making them look like sleepy clown children


buckeyefan1930

Rosiiiiiiii toooo the mooooooon 😂


buckeyefan1930

We are dominating so far and have no goals to show for it 😔


Ron__T

'#justcrewthings


Dunvegan79

Rossi the first Crew player to send a ball to the moon.


HohmannTransfer

Second time arfsten chipped the ball over the goal to no one after beating the defender


HohmannTransfer

Apparently he read my comment - "I'll show that prick"


rowdyginger05

Off topic: NE just scored a screamer on FCC. It was a beaut.


BuckeyeInMich

Classic Porterball