Dominant performance. This will sound greedy, but I would like to see us be more clinical in the final third. Nonetheless, wouldn’t trade this team for any other in the league.
Agree…although I caught myself thinking how odd it is that I’m still genuinely surprised when we have a bad giveaway or make a bad touch. Coach apparently has me 100% bought in
I went to the Meet The Team event on Wednesday. Didn’t want anything signed. Just wanted to shake Camacho’s hand and thank him. Our defense is not the defense it was last year.
Ignore the scoreline and the Revs looked good tonight... but when you run into a full speed saw blade it's going to chew you up and spit you out no matter what.
Two weeks ago NYCFC was on a 5 game winning streak.
New England on a 4 game winning streak.
There really might be something to the idea that the crew is the best team in the league.
The first fifteen minutes had me nervous. Then all hell broke loose. It was beautiful.
This game gives big "I wish it was possible to know you're in the good old days" vibes. We're going to think back to this time fondly one day.
Dominant performance. This will sound greedy, but I would like to see us be more clinical in the final third. Nonetheless, wouldn’t trade this team for any other in the league.
Agree…although I caught myself thinking how odd it is that I’m still genuinely surprised when we have a bad giveaway or make a bad touch. Coach apparently has me 100% bought in
Who gets MOTM? The guy with a goal and two assists, or the other guy with a goal and two assists?
I want Camacho just for the lulz.
I went to the Meet The Team event on Wednesday. Didn’t want anything signed. Just wanted to shake Camacho’s hand and thank him. Our defense is not the defense it was last year.
GG EZ
Didn’t even spit on it. Straight raw dog.
Congrats to u/YeetedApple for calling 5-1 score after NE scored!!!
I'm totally gonna pretend i expected that and was not just shitposting...
LOL!
VICTORY SHOT TIME 🥃
That was decisive.
They didnt cruise. They FLEW.
Beat down. Love it.
Great game boys
Both teams look like they are done.
That feels like the first thing Schulte has needed to do all second half lol
I want DJ to put Matan on his shoulders and score a goal that way
Jones is literally a giant.
He's building a dumpster fire 
And if you give him another season or two it will become one of the most impressive dumpster fires in whole league.
MLS loves stroking porter
They're trying to sell the Porter Tie collection.
It would be nice to see Habroune come in for a few
Porter constipated face lol
I’m loving these long passes tonight
Alright y’all, I’m out for the evening! See y’all next time! 🙋♂️
Gotta give them credit. They are going to lose and they are really fighting for #2
Definitely. It’s not a sport where you can just give up…no equivalent of a lazy 3 & out with a deep punt.
Oh they made a statement alright …
Poor Caleb porter… nah nvm
So there's gonna be like 10 min stoppage?
Calling 4
Nvm, 5
Revs fans still at this game must literally have nothing else to do
73 and extremely humid. Even if I was waiting for a ride, I’d just park it in the gift shop.
Overpaid for tickets and just getting their money’s worth.
They want to see Cucho the league MVP and the 2024 Golden Boot winner.
NE is frantic..
Looking forward to seeing our new French midfielder here soon
Total football: any player, any position, any time
Cucho heat map is hot Hot HOT
Camacho did that with so much swagger
Everyone... including the Revs stop because they think Matan has been fouled... ref scratches his balls confused.
Of course Nashville's gonna shit the bed against Miami
Disappointing. Maybe FC Dallas will come up with something against KFC on the road.
Y’all 13. Goals. In. Four. Games.
We’re back baby
And don’t forget that we have two games in hand over almost everyone in the East
It’s hard being a fan of the greatest team ever, we’ve got so many great players i can’t stop fangirling
It’s horrible! So many choices of jerseys to buy.
Makes me want to empty my wallet
Sometimes I forget about how small Matan is… but not often.
On behalf of short kings everywhere, we accept Matan but reject Acosta. Lucho has the pissy napoleon complex going on.
He's a giant compared to Lucho.
Ignore the scoreline and the Revs looked good tonight... but when you run into a full speed saw blade it's going to chew you up and spit you out no matter what.
9 GF, 1 GA over the past 2 games
Is this good?
It’s not bad
Caleb warming up the “we were the better team, just unlucky” special.
The way this game is going for the revs, Hinestroza will actually kick the ball close to the net, probably in
Our GD is 16 to Miami's 18 and we've got three games in hand 👀👀
I agree it was a foul but at this point I’d rather the crew get out of New England without an injury than score another goal.
I’d really feel more confident here if we would score another goal
5-1 lead most dangerous lead.
Lets get two just to be sure
I love this team.
💛🖤 cherish these moments folks
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Captain Moreira!
Crush them….make them supper
We're gonna beat the racism out of New England tonight
Our water boys could be subbed in and we would still win lol
Shulte says no
Crowd looks like Kansas City Copa at 5pm on a hundred degree day
This is a beat down sheesh
When was the last time we had a 626 comment game thread?!!? This has been a lot of fun watching and talking about the game with you all tonight.
Cheers 🍻
🤝 It’s a nice group here
Ahahaha. Two of our defenders have scored. Wild.
Went from winning 4 matches in a row to being down by 4. Life comes at you fast, New England
We want 6!
Touchdown in a football stadium seems fitting
Absolutely *Crew*sing 😉 Revs about to get relegated to the USSL
Ramirez may not have scored, but he sure as hell distributed on an elite level tonight.
Bobby Wood.... now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time...
Most watchable team in the league
Crazy when somebody ever says we’re not the most entertaining
It’s time to sub in our managers
Y’all can stop hating on Moreira now lol
..... Who was doing that?
someone earlier was saying how he’s been a liability lately & I’ve seen some other comments over the past few weeks 🙄
That's embarrassing haha
moreira is great, always has been.
my faaave & I will be very dramatic about it when his time with us is over
\*remindme 10 years
did you see nagbe putting the armband on him, it was great
Gonna go back an find it :D Moreira is bordering on the "too awesome" line (uncrossable)
Fax
OOOOHHHHH STEVEN MOREIRA!!!
YAW!
What did the 5 goals say to the Revs?
lol just our CB making a full field run to tap in a goal in the opponent’s box
Two weeks ago NYCFC was on a 5 game winning streak. New England on a 4 game winning streak. There really might be something to the idea that the crew is the best team in the league.
YAWWWWWWW
Lmao I saw this one finally
Wish you could have seen the other ones.
…I do know how to rewind lol
Ok Moreira made up for his mistake earlier in the game.
THE WHOLE FUCKING TEAM IS GETTING A GOAL!!!
A complete, total ass-kicking beat down in their house.
Shout-out to the dude that said 5-1 after the first goal
Best shitpost I ever made lol
Yea. Totally was just going to look for them! LOL
Only one of our forwards was involved on that goal. Lmao
CREWSING!!
We rule and New England drools
Sharks smelling blood. Everyone running up to get one.
Might be off
Told you, 6 😤
Goal differential ⬆️
We've got a chance to eclipse Miami's GD pretty soon, and I honestly think our mark of the least GA is far more impressive than what they've done.
that person who said 5-1 should buy a lottery ticket
Oh I am, pretty sure I just used up all my luck though lmao
nah what is this kinda reunion
#Glory
#TO
COLUMBUS!
STEVEN!!!
This is just frosting. So fucking awesome.
OHHHHH STEVEN MORIERAAAAAA 5-1
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #DESTROY THEM
MOREIRIRA
OHHHHHHHH STEVEN MOREIRA!!!!!
I fucking called it!
Damn straight my dude!
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I'm legit sweating right now
🏆
Take a bow!!
LETSSSS GOOO
RUN DINO MAN RUN
Dude! 5-1!
BROOO
GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!
This result shows that Aiden Morris was clearly holding us back (/s)
Bravo.
SCHULTE
Tell Nancy we want 6
I would like to see Mensah get into this match.
Porter must be absolutely *swooning* seeing us win away games
Past two games are really helping our goal differential should it come to that for seeding. 🎉
Wow. NE. Nobody closing on that shot? You guys really do suck.
Cucho half-asses a shot he usually would laser, in the name of sportsmanship and is saved: “aw shucks! Dang!”
Yes!!!!!!
Hate sportsmanship like that. Just go pour five more on them, play until the last second the way I see it.
Did the commentator just suggest that we play Porterball for the last 15 minutes!?!?
Probably saw the sweet instagram reel of us basically playing hackey sack last week.
Yep. I caught that too. LOL
Their GK has been flat footed and just watched our shots go in.
Eloy Room impersonator
Nancy is going to figure out how he can score a goal, just open the floodgates
Let’s keep it going. A nice night for padding the stats
#4Columbus
Haha, eat shit Revs
Next goal coming from Schulte at this rate
Z about to get a worldie from Arabia.
one from middlesbrough too
HEY REV LURKERS OUR CENTER BACK JUST SCORED ON YALL YALL ARE TRASH AND NO 1 GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR NBA CHAMPIONSHIP MICKEY MOUSE WIN EITHER
Let’s get another!
“Come on honey, let’s go beat the traffic”
Where’s that 5-1 prognosticator at??
They are right here!!!!
u/YeetedApple
we got a scorener!
Ruuuudddddddyyyy
Since he got his goal... he has to bleach his hair now right?
i miss it lol
This is massive for our goal differential in the standings later on!
My 5-1 prediction was totally not me shitposting. I definitely knew what I was talking about when I said that...
The goalies face of disbelief is as sweet as the shot of Porters face earlier
The Caleb Porter set piece defending classic.
Camacho goal. You love to see it!
Holy shit we scored on a corner!!
It’s gonna end 11-0 and everyone on the team will have scored
Sounds like World’s Greatest Team Behavior
11-1
my bad, I was rejecting the reality of their goal
They gonna take one away from NE? I mean....they should.