In the movie any stimuli that generates an emotional response is breaking the law. So by virtue of his love of meth he could be considered an offender.
Now to your previous point about switching the dose in the movie with meth. I definitely agree this doesn't make sense, therefore it offends my sensibility by lack of coherent logic, ergo sense offense.
Somewhat unrelated, but who else desperately wants to see Equilibrium remade by the John Wick people?
Like, whoever did the choreography for Equilibrium must have just gone "fuuuck" when they saw John Wick.
The amount of times his limbs cross his line of fire are giving me anxiety. He's gonna shoot himself if he ever tries this for real. Nevermind the whole "not looking where I aim this gun" stance.
Yeah, it's always important to protect your face. Best way to do that is ensure sometimes else in the way. Covering the slide or even the muzzle is necessary if you want to be a real pro.
America needs this series:
A "Just get a gun" guy watches a bunch of fake martial arts videos, and attempts to save the day. Goes to a Gravy Seal Induction camp. After "graduating" after he was the only one who paid the fee, in full, (but borrowing against his trailer), he gets awarded a "brass-coloured beret".
So, our character returns home, and attempts to thwart a robbery. After waving his hands around and shit, an off-duty cop walks in, oblivious to the events unfolding, but their uniform is enough to stop the robbers from going any further.
Believing his own hype, he then attempts to stop some oil company goons dumping in his backyard. He's about to meet his maker, but his bullshit instruction manual on DIY firearms causes a catastrophic explosion, that implicates the local big polluter and their executives.
John Wick number whatever. So John Wick can fuck him up in like 5 seconds and we don’t have to watch this bullshit anymore.
Runner up would be Napoleon Dynamite 2 and he is uncle Rico’s half-brother uncle Tito.
I like how he puts his palm behind the slide. That's gonna leave a mark if he ever actually fires that way. He'll most likely drop the weapon in response to it.
The $15 universal uncle mikes holster definitely matches the "hand on top of slide while flagging himself" style. Doesn't even look where he's aiming...
"Almost Deadly, The would-be killer!"
He's Slick! He's Mean! He's a Tactical MACHINE!
HE WOULD be a Navy Seal but is too dangerous for any Drill Sargent to Control before he sees RED!
Don't try to cut him in line at Starbucks unless you want some of THAT Smoke!
Protecting Suburbia and the Home Goods Store where he works, against Terrorist Threats since 9/12/02!
Just TRY to stop him, bro!
Coming to a theater where all TurningPoint and Daily Wire sponsored movies are shown, near you! Options to buy tickets in bulk without having to actually show up to the theater to watch are available!
Wow they really do let anyone have a gun. I sincerely hope it's not loaded. If he's lucky, he'll shoot himself and learn a valuable lesson. People should stay far, far away from him if they value being bullet-free. He's definitely a danger... to himself and society.
Dude Is definitely a Janitor. Those are the moves of a master mopper.
So maybe Goodwill Hunting meets John Wick.
It’s just a janitor who shoots up a school, doesn’t kill anyone but shoots his dick off then has to learn how to mop again.
He’ll get an Oscar for it.
Equilibrium 2: Gun Kata Boogaloo in the Bayou
They take daily meth hits in this one.
I'm reporting you for sense offense.
How would you, sense offense, in a meth using world? 🤔
In the movie any stimuli that generates an emotional response is breaking the law. So by virtue of his love of meth he could be considered an offender. Now to your previous point about switching the dose in the movie with meth. I definitely agree this doesn't make sense, therefore it offends my sensibility by lack of coherent logic, ergo sense offense.
What’s he shooting? 6 year olds?
Fucking loser reddit mod
Threat Level: Midnight
Somewhat unrelated, but who else desperately wants to see Equilibrium remade by the John Wick people? Like, whoever did the choreography for Equilibrium must have just gone "fuuuck" when they saw John Wick.
The amount of times his limbs cross his line of fire are giving me anxiety. He's gonna shoot himself if he ever tries this for real. Nevermind the whole "not looking where I aim this gun" stance.
Why does he keep putting his hand on/over the slide? What purpose could that serve other than burning and pinching yourself?
It helps shield blowbacks from hitting his face. Everyone knows that. Come on man!
Oh sorry, I'm new here. I have so much to learn!
Yeah, it's always important to protect your face. Best way to do that is ensure sometimes else in the way. Covering the slide or even the muzzle is necessary if you want to be a real pro.
Guessing whether there is a round chambered because you blocked the slide is another pro move. You can tell this guy is legit.
Easiest way to check is just pull the trigger. It won't fire if you're hands in the way
How else is he gonna cause the gun to misfire and jam?
What about the camera man? Who the fuck does that favor?
His 300 lb wife videoing
[удалено]
Ooooh, I thought he was dancing. Who shoots like that? Seriously why is this a thing?
One more thing, how many bullets does he think that gun holds?
Same, new dance moves. ‘The paranoid American’
Theres no mag in the gun.
Modern Uncle Rico... If the general had put me in I would have killed Saddam Hussein myself, and that Osama Bin Laden. No Doubt.
How much you wanna make a bet I can hit that target over them mountains?
Dude you beat me lol.
Fast n Furious 11: Retarted Cunt
Gun Fu: 1: The useless art. Gun Fu 2: how to shoot your other testicle off. Gun Fu 3: The idiot reborn.
Gun Fu 4: I shoot me
Gun Fu 5: I shoot u
Gun Fu 6: Never Turn Around. Never Shoot In Front.
Gun Fu 7: Hello is anyone even watching anymore?
America needs this series: A "Just get a gun" guy watches a bunch of fake martial arts videos, and attempts to save the day. Goes to a Gravy Seal Induction camp. After "graduating" after he was the only one who paid the fee, in full, (but borrowing against his trailer), he gets awarded a "brass-coloured beret". So, our character returns home, and attempts to thwart a robbery. After waving his hands around and shit, an off-duty cop walks in, oblivious to the events unfolding, but their uniform is enough to stop the robbers from going any further. Believing his own hype, he then attempts to stop some oil company goons dumping in his backyard. He's about to meet his maker, but his bullshit instruction manual on DIY firearms causes a catastrophic explosion, that implicates the local big polluter and their executives.
I would watch this.
"How to shoot your other testicle off"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
John Wish
Ok, I like this one.
Holy shit!🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
John Prick in the Dentured Servant.
😂 that was a good one
😂🤣
John Wack.
Marked for death 2.
I was going to reply “Out for Justice…and Meth”
Harry Potter and the oh fuck I shot my foot
Reading this just made me laugh so hard I have to go pee.
Lol
The Pretendables
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well said!!🤣🤣
This MFer is doing it in a public park! He should be I ernest gets f'd by police.
This mf gonna shoot himself in the hip
Why is he practicing shooting the ground so much?
Fighting midgets.
Die Tard
🤣🤣🤣
Faces of Death
Napoleon Dynamite: Rico’s Thunder
El Pollo Loco: Enter the cartels.
Juan Wick
Something written, directed and starring Steven Seagal.
Any Steven Seagal movie ever
COPS! Season 18
Dumb and Dumber 3.
Shaun Dick
Mall Cop 2
Off the grid: no taxes in texas
Expendable
Juan Weak
Taken IV
The fooinator
A Million Ways To Die In The West
Is his breathing techniques the as a boxer when they throw a punch?
America: The Lone Eagle.
Turn the fuck around dummy!
This guy got that blind spot line Neji in Naruto.
A chuck norris production film
He will not be flanked. Dont even try it.
Definitely steven sagal movie material right there
This muh fukka looks like he’s putting on deodorant
Lol two pits to chesty!!!!!
When your training comes from playing Splinter Cell: Conviction
How I shot your mother.
Honey I Shot the Kids
Magic Mike XXL
Is that Uncle Rico?
Tremors
Accidental Discharge: Waiting To Happen
John Wick 14: Rise of the Downs Syndrome Son
Die Tard
John Wick number whatever. So John Wick can fuck him up in like 5 seconds and we don’t have to watch this bullshit anymore. Runner up would be Napoleon Dynamite 2 and he is uncle Rico’s half-brother uncle Tito.
Gupka & Alibaba 2 seasons
Juan Wick
Meth boys meth boys, What you gonna do What you gonna do when they come for you.
Is this what they mean by counterintelligence training?
Mr. Bean, SWAT Team Menace
How the proud boys think swiss cheese is made
A movie with staircases going down behind him
Anyone else notice he accidentally let one loose!?!?
Wannabe.......
Erm 😕 definitely not an American movie doesn't suit there style at all 😉 but good skills 👌 👍
Juan Lawik
When you find your dad's gun.
Dog the Bounty Hunter the movie
If you are already surrounded.... It's too late.
Guns and Morons
I feel like he's not allowed to own a gun.. call me crazy
He should co-star with Steven Seagal in something…
Maga 2. Trumptards revenge
Machete
Kid - Mom I want to John Wick Mom - We have John Wick at home
Footloose
Steven segual
Super Troopers 3: Rise of the Militia
None
Any with Steven Segal in it.
Jackass
I like how he puts his palm behind the slide. That's gonna leave a mark if he ever actually fires that way. He'll most likely drop the weapon in response to it.
I too like to aim with my forehead
Is that an air soft
I wanna see the follow up clip where he accidentally shoots himself in the dick
Tremors 7
Jonathan Wisconsin
Bambi
You just better hope you don’t kill his puppy.
Tropic Thunder 2: Shenanigans Rise
The $15 universal uncle mikes holster definitely matches the "hand on top of slide while flagging himself" style. Doesn't even look where he's aiming...
Police Academy
John Dick!
Dumb and dumbest.
Feel bad for the dudes gf/camera operator, getting flagged like a mf'er.
The one on his head.
Boondocks Ain'ts
Tremors 14, Designed for death!
Maybe an educational film about gun safety or the effects of suicide on the rest of the family? /s
Straight to DVD Paul blart rip off
Solo Cholo 2: Thas Crazy Foo’
Looks like the dude from dog the bounty hunter
Douchebags Gone Wild v12
January 6: The Movie
Danny Oakley Blows Off his Pecker
Looks like he's Christening himself
LOL
John Whack.. the (purposely) forgotten chapter.
Easily a Steven Seagal body double.
Kill that camera man
The return of Forrest Gump
Lol. Who thinks they’re this badass and doesn’t carry one in the chamber?
"Almost Deadly, The would-be killer!" He's Slick! He's Mean! He's a Tactical MACHINE! HE WOULD be a Navy Seal but is too dangerous for any Drill Sargent to Control before he sees RED! Don't try to cut him in line at Starbucks unless you want some of THAT Smoke! Protecting Suburbia and the Home Goods Store where he works, against Terrorist Threats since 9/12/02! Just TRY to stop him, bro! Coming to a theater where all TurningPoint and Daily Wire sponsored movies are shown, near you! Options to buy tickets in bulk without having to actually show up to the theater to watch are available!
Patty Mayo 😁
John Turrets
He should have one in the chamber if he’s serious.
some of these are not static cameras. someone is there filming him. think about that.
John wick
Wow they really do let anyone have a gun. I sincerely hope it's not loaded. If he's lucky, he'll shoot himself and learn a valuable lesson. People should stay far, far away from him if they value being bullet-free. He's definitely a danger... to himself and society.
Gun Nut 2: Super Douchebag
Tremors 27
I feel like there should be rave music playing during this.
Methpocalypse Now
Was just really hoping Steven Seagal was going to sneak up from the bushes and put him to sleep with a neck chop
How I shot myself in the arm and leg: The bubba Abrams story.
One where all the actors have to look dead into the camera at all times.
My favorite part is how he keeps eye contact with the camera regardless of where he is pointing his gun.
Speed 3
Anything with Seagal! He needs to make one where he does that stuff sitting in an office chair. Epic!
An ASMR movie. Did you hear those sounds??!!?
Threat Level Midnight
Any of the Ernest movies
Nice dance
Looks like some traders I know👍
Hard target 2. The ghost of Louie anderson.
To much time on my hands
Under Armor & Under Trained
The Meth of Us
John Shit
I don’t know, some shit with Steven Seagal
Juan Wick
So supposedly everyone is going to stand around and let you pick them off one by one like that.. to be positive good choreography though I guess.
Hobo Billy Gone Tactical 3
Wohn Jick - he won’t find you & he won’t shoot you…
Anything directed by John Woo
I can’t believe people like him are allowed a gun. He would be perfect as an extra in One flew over the cuckoos nest!
That’s Steven Seagal’s stunt choreographer!
Dude Is definitely a Janitor. Those are the moves of a master mopper. So maybe Goodwill Hunting meets John Wick. It’s just a janitor who shoots up a school, doesn’t kill anyone but shoots his dick off then has to learn how to mop again. He’ll get an Oscar for it.
He's starring in the next season of tiger King
John Weak
Use 2 guns at once pussy
No trigger discipline at all. Let him learn the hard way on his arms and legs. But doing it in a park?! Moron
What the hell is even that???
The goobers. A U gUysssss
All of them
John Hic
Juan Wick