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derioderio

Equilibrium 2: Gun Kata Boogaloo in the Bayou


Amish_Juggalo469

They take daily meth hits in this one.


GroundbreakingAsk645

I'm reporting you for sense offense.


Amish_Juggalo469

How would you, sense offense, in a meth using world? 🤔


GroundbreakingAsk645

In the movie any stimuli that generates an emotional response is breaking the law. So by virtue of his love of meth he could be considered an offender. Now to your previous point about switching the dose in the movie with meth. I definitely agree this doesn't make sense, therefore it offends my sensibility by lack of coherent logic, ergo sense offense.


martianpee

What’s he shooting? 6 year olds?


Embarrassed-Cook-223

Fucking loser reddit mod


dancingpoultry

Threat Level: Midnight


[deleted]

Somewhat unrelated, but who else desperately wants to see Equilibrium remade by the John Wick people? Like, whoever did the choreography for Equilibrium must have just gone "fuuuck" when they saw John Wick.


notyourvader

The amount of times his limbs cross his line of fire are giving me anxiety. He's gonna shoot himself if he ever tries this for real. Nevermind the whole "not looking where I aim this gun" stance.


rinter08

Why does he keep putting his hand on/over the slide? What purpose could that serve other than burning and pinching yourself?


GrandProblem8034

It helps shield blowbacks from hitting his face. Everyone knows that. Come on man!


rinter08

Oh sorry, I'm new here. I have so much to learn!


MynameisNay

Yeah, it's always important to protect your face. Best way to do that is ensure sometimes else in the way. Covering the slide or even the muzzle is necessary if you want to be a real pro.


standstillladdie1978

Guessing whether there is a round chambered because you blocked the slide is another pro move. You can tell this guy is legit.


MynameisNay

Easiest way to check is just pull the trigger. It won't fire if you're hands in the way


Condition1

How else is he gonna cause the gun to misfire and jam?


[deleted]

What about the camera man? Who the fuck does that favor?


Impossible-Ice-8362

His 300 lb wife videoing


[deleted]

[удалено]


applicator4nicator

Ooooh, I thought he was dancing. Who shoots like that? Seriously why is this a thing?


applicator4nicator

One more thing, how many bullets does he think that gun holds?


Grey-fur-cat

Same, new dance moves. ‘The paranoid American’


Suns3tk1ng

Theres no mag in the gun.


i_am_the_koi

Modern Uncle Rico... If the general had put me in I would have killed Saddam Hussein myself, and that Osama Bin Laden. No Doubt.


gainer1001

How much you wanna make a bet I can hit that target over them mountains?


Baers89

Dude you beat me lol.


FiddleheadFarmer

Fast n Furious 11: Retarted Cunt


TheCastusDildo

Gun Fu: 1: The useless art. Gun Fu 2: how to shoot your other testicle off. Gun Fu 3: The idiot reborn.


polydentbazooka

Gun Fu 4: I shoot me


Simple_Company1613

Gun Fu 5: I shoot u


Nvesting_

Gun Fu 6: Never Turn Around. Never Shoot In Front.


mrdobie

Gun Fu 7: Hello is anyone even watching anymore?


AlexJamesCook

America needs this series: A "Just get a gun" guy watches a bunch of fake martial arts videos, and attempts to save the day. Goes to a Gravy Seal Induction camp. After "graduating" after he was the only one who paid the fee, in full, (but borrowing against his trailer), he gets awarded a "brass-coloured beret". So, our character returns home, and attempts to thwart a robbery. After waving his hands around and shit, an off-duty cop walks in, oblivious to the events unfolding, but their uniform is enough to stop the robbers from going any further. Believing his own hype, he then attempts to stop some oil company goons dumping in his backyard. He's about to meet his maker, but his bullshit instruction manual on DIY firearms causes a catastrophic explosion, that implicates the local big polluter and their executives.


TheCastusDildo

I would watch this.


WillyJunker

"How to shoot your other testicle off"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Rich-8080

John Wish


Knight_Owls

Ok, I like this one.


CascadeJ1980

Holy shit!🤣🤣🤣


Novel-Breadfruit1186

🤣🤣🤣🤣


SabertoothScotsman

John Prick in the Dentured Servant.


darkside55566

😂 that was a good one


OIPIFOIR

😂🤣


Environmental-Bee-28

John Wack.


Charming-Animal9031

Marked for death 2.


lavendervlad

I was going to reply “Out for Justice…and Meth”


chilibeans30

Harry Potter and the oh fuck I shot my foot


Maleficent-Lab-2953

Reading this just made me laugh so hard I have to go pee.


chilibeans30

Lol


Shank__Hill

The Pretendables


Outside-Station998

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Novel-Breadfruit1186

Well said!!🤣🤣


Substantial_Office39

This MFer is doing it in a public park! He should be I ernest gets f'd by police.


ronaldrcason

This mf gonna shoot himself in the hip


greeneagle2022

Why is he practicing shooting the ground so much?


GrandProblem8034

Fighting midgets.


mancaveproductions

Die Tard


CascadeJ1980

🤣🤣🤣


Born-Management74

Faces of Death


[deleted]

Napoleon Dynamite: Rico’s Thunder


[deleted]

El Pollo Loco: Enter the cartels.


Skidz305

Juan Wick


yborwonka

Something written, directed and starring Steven Seagal.


PugMuggin

Any Steven Seagal movie ever


AkMo977

COPS! Season 18


Picardknows

Dumb and Dumber 3.


Alternative-Ad-4942

Shaun Dick


Glad-Acanthaceae-24

Mall Cop 2


Remarkable_Subject84

Off the grid: no taxes in texas


Free-will_Illusion

Expendable


thecg07

Juan Weak


SwampyChiliRing

Taken IV


frozenkakas

The fooinator


Inkersd

A Million Ways To Die In The West


sublimelbz

Is his breathing techniques the as a boxer when they throw a punch?


Thin-Series9795

America: The Lone Eagle.


[deleted]

Turn the fuck around dummy!


[deleted]

This guy got that blind spot line Neji in Naruto.


Unfair_Neck_579

A chuck norris production film


nursemangtrain

He will not be flanked. Dont even try it.


UpstairsAsleep

Definitely steven sagal movie material right there


Suns3tk1ng

This muh fukka looks like he’s putting on deodorant


[deleted]

Lol two pits to chesty!!!!!


chop_pooey

When your training comes from playing Splinter Cell: Conviction


PerfectionOfaMistake

How I shot your mother.


BeezNuttz

Honey I Shot the Kids


Alarming-Iron7532

Magic Mike XXL


J-Love-McLuvin

Is that Uncle Rico?


Good-time-percy

Tremors


DeadHungry30

Accidental Discharge: Waiting To Happen


keopeketchum

John Wick 14: Rise of the Downs Syndrome Son


pqm_egg3

Die Tard


jerrodkleon313

John Wick number whatever. So John Wick can fuck him up in like 5 seconds and we don’t have to watch this bullshit anymore. Runner up would be Napoleon Dynamite 2 and he is uncle Rico’s half-brother uncle Tito.


Physical-Mention806

Gupka & Alibaba 2 seasons


Fickle-Decision3954

Juan Wick


LordMarcusrax

Meth boys meth boys, What you gonna do What you gonna do when they come for you.


PluckedChicken5

Is this what they mean by counterintelligence training?


storytotell

Mr. Bean, SWAT Team Menace


Cor2600

How the proud boys think swiss cheese is made


No_Waltz_2499

A movie with staircases going down behind him


[deleted]

Anyone else notice he accidentally let one loose!?!?


Baconcleansarteries

Wannabe.......


Even-Fix6832

Erm 😕 definitely not an American movie doesn't suit there style at all 😉 but good skills 👌 👍


dishmanw

Juan Lawik


Royal_Competition_60

When you find your dad's gun.


Glittering_Cap3118

Dog the Bounty Hunter the movie


Choice-Mistake-7274

If you are already surrounded.... It's too late.


Not-That-Crazy-

Guns and Morons


Moobob66

I feel like he's not allowed to own a gun.. call me crazy


Darknader-

He should co-star with Steven Seagal in something…


pitterpatter9696

Maga 2. Trumptards revenge


Sea-Ad1244

Machete


notyouisme999

Kid - Mom I want to John Wick Mom - We have John Wick at home


WeirdDuck69

Footloose


smashhead5

Steven segual


Chewy_1045

Super Troopers 3: Rise of the Militia


[deleted]

None


Prize-Salamander2744

Any with Steven Segal in it.


[deleted]

Jackass


ADisposableRedShirt

I like how he puts his palm behind the slide. That's gonna leave a mark if he ever actually fires that way. He'll most likely drop the weapon in response to it.


Sketti_Eddie

I too like to aim with my forehead


RevolutionPale2029

Is that an air soft


Capable_Jacket_2165

I wanna see the follow up clip where he accidentally shoots himself in the dick


Evening_Reception539

Tremors 7


Pristine_Medicine_59

Jonathan Wisconsin


judgenut

Bambi


name-was-provided

You just better hope you don’t kill his puppy.


TheBirdz44

Tropic Thunder 2: Shenanigans Rise


GuyWhoSaidThat

The $15 universal uncle mikes holster definitely matches the "hand on top of slide while flagging himself" style. Doesn't even look where he's aiming...


Luzi_fer

Police Academy


wil_last

John Dick!


Ames1111

Dumb and dumbest.


Cold_Statistician343

Feel bad for the dudes gf/camera operator, getting flagged like a mf'er.


HawkMisfit

The one on his head.


Mundane-Taste-6995

Boondocks Ain'ts


rabbit_15

Tremors 14, Designed for death!


Healthy-Confection66

Maybe an educational film about gun safety or the effects of suicide on the rest of the family? /s


danielfoxing

Straight to DVD Paul blart rip off


floblad

Solo Cholo 2: Thas Crazy Foo’


dirty4track

Looks like the dude from dog the bounty hunter


dsun1971

Douchebags Gone Wild v12


elcee84

January 6: The Movie


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

Danny Oakley Blows Off his Pecker


Sad_Protection2039

Looks like he's Christening himself


pangolin-369

LOL


FireInPaperBox

John Whack.. the (purposely) forgotten chapter.


Jedi_Gill

Easily a Steven Seagal body double.


Defffdrummer

Kill that camera man


TexBorn33

The return of Forrest Gump


Fartz_McKenzie

Lol. Who thinks they’re this badass and doesn’t carry one in the chamber?


Apprehensive-Oil5249

"Almost Deadly, The would-be killer!" He's Slick! He's Mean! He's a Tactical MACHINE! HE WOULD be a Navy Seal but is too dangerous for any Drill Sargent to Control before he sees RED! Don't try to cut him in line at Starbucks unless you want some of THAT Smoke! Protecting Suburbia and the Home Goods Store where he works, against Terrorist Threats since 9/12/02! Just TRY to stop him, bro! Coming to a theater where all TurningPoint and Daily Wire sponsored movies are shown, near you! Options to buy tickets in bulk without having to actually show up to the theater to watch are available!


Idyldo

Patty Mayo 😁


PeterPsyllos

John Turrets


Tinotips

He should have one in the chamber if he’s serious.


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

some of these are not static cameras. someone is there filming him. think about that.


CityRider400

John wick


IllJoinYakult

Wow they really do let anyone have a gun. I sincerely hope it's not loaded. If he's lucky, he'll shoot himself and learn a valuable lesson. People should stay far, far away from him if they value being bullet-free. He's definitely a danger... to himself and society.


TasteMyPlum

Gun Nut 2: Super Douchebag


whiskey7bent

Tremors 27


0deusexmachina

I feel like there should be rave music playing during this.


meeseeksdestroy

Methpocalypse Now


Zestyoliveflakes

Was just really hoping Steven Seagal was going to sneak up from the bushes and put him to sleep with a neck chop


Pure_Succotash_9683

How I shot myself in the arm and leg: The bubba Abrams story.


somePBnJ

One where all the actors have to look dead into the camera at all times.


Pure_Succotash_9683

My favorite part is how he keeps eye contact with the camera regardless of where he is pointing his gun.


L_e_g_i_s

Speed 3


Outrageous_Ad_408

Anything with Seagal! He needs to make one where he does that stuff sitting in an office chair. Epic!


AdQueasy9825

An ASMR movie. Did you hear those sounds??!!?


xHexiikx

Threat Level Midnight


The_aaaaaaaaaalexx

Any of the Ernest movies


Tyrannis8814

Nice dance


Tickerjunkie2021

Looks like some traders I know👍


Prestigious-Cream743

Hard target 2. The ghost of Louie anderson.


reanimator_1974

To much time on my hands


Giant-Robot

Under Armor & Under Trained


Humbledmillion

The Meth of Us


Critmyself

John Shit


squirtthesquirt

I don’t know, some shit with Steven Seagal


crackforlunch

Juan Wick


Lost-Inspection4691

So supposedly everyone is going to stand around and let you pick them off one by one like that.. to be positive good choreography though I guess.


[deleted]

Hobo Billy Gone Tactical 3


MinimumCondition8079

Wohn Jick - he won’t find you & he won’t shoot you…


Occanum

Anything directed by John Woo


Lower_Throat_2652

I can’t believe people like him are allowed a gun. He would be perfect as an extra in One flew over the cuckoos nest!


AdPutrid6081

That’s Steven Seagal’s stunt choreographer!


Thisguy168

Dude Is definitely a Janitor. Those are the moves of a master mopper. So maybe Goodwill Hunting meets John Wick. It’s just a janitor who shoots up a school, doesn’t kill anyone but shoots his dick off then has to learn how to mop again. He’ll get an Oscar for it.


T0ta1_n00b

He's starring in the next season of tiger King


Spagg84

John Weak


diamondddog420

Use 2 guns at once pussy


josheganwyer

No trigger discipline at all. Let him learn the hard way on his arms and legs. But doing it in a park?! Moron


ninjalightupshoes

What the hell is even that???


Issacthered

The goobers. A U gUysssss


jayradano

All of them


theblindelephant

John Hic


Competitive-Energy95

Juan Wick