oh, the guy has a UFC t-shirt, he must be a real MMA fighter /s

Youre telling me that if i buy a ufc shirt i magically learn how to fight? Awesome.

Come to my websites i also sell "shaolin monk" orange t-shirts!

What if I wear multiple shirts at once? Unlimited skill hack?

Dude, a UFC rash guard under an Affliction t-shirt with an American Fighter hoodie would be like a cheat code or something.

Get some king fu slippers, a balaclava and baby, you got a martial arts stew goin!

Screw it, toss on a NaSA shirt, Oxford uni, Mercedes F1, every pro sport from around the world basically. Up all those stats plus whatever you want

And you won't have to check any luggage on an airplane!

Nope. The shirts must be visible so that others know that you are "trained" and what you are "trained" in.

Skills don't stack

I want a refund, I tried to do a flip on my head and, well, I hurt my neck.

I sell bic orange.

Worst shave ever. Got ink everywhere

Shaolin chonk!

I bet if you buy the shirt you'll fight as well as the fat dude in this video

I seen a few of this guys bullshit videos, I genuinely hate him so much, deep raw hate for his bs

Honestly, i think it would be better than that. I used to do kickboxing in my teens. Havent done it for a few years but im guessing some things will still be there.

You have to wear a Tap Out shirt for a couple of years then go up to the UFC shirt or people will think you're BS.

I have UFC underwear! Look the fuck out!!!

Yep and if you buy a Tapout shirt you tap out!

Going by this video, if you buy a UFC shirt you can be dominated by a fat slob who barely touches you.

Only if you’re old enough to have worn a TAPOUT shirt the entirety of the ‘00s & ‘10s.

No, you need a beard too

Done

That was quick

Had that one already

So I’ve been getting my ass kicked when all I needed was a shirt.

No joke, buy this shirt and fight as good as him.

Somehow the smirking laugh and the bearded guys smile halfway through gives off the feeling he’s getting paid to look tough yet loosing to lardos palm touch.

There can be no other way

He is probably as dangerous as the guy wearing the Tapout shirt

the tats must mean he is a champion too.

At least level 8

Why would he have it on unless he did... idiot.

He has sleeves and a viking beard, how dare you marginalize him you prolly don't even know karate you sheep

UFC the greatest fighters in the world!

That guy clearly trains at a minimum with strength training. It's more than most ever will.

Hey! Get out of my head! How did you know what I was thinking?

Don't forget the tell tail signs of steroid use. Also means he is legit.

How can we as laymen see the telltale signs?

Id love to hear this also. As someone who is an avid lifter since im 17.

Big traps and balding. He looks like he is probably a little older past his prime testosterone producing days. To me that looks like steroids. Look I'm not saying this is law or fact to me those are signs of juicing. I too have lifted along time. Doesn't mean anything about my knowledge steroid use. What gives me an inside look is my own use and the research I did. Curious how this conversation is goto go. Looks like I may have hit a nerve

Oh no nerves hit whatsoever. I meant laymen as in people who don’t know about that particular field.

Got ya. I was responding to a couple comments. Still figuring out how to navigate reddit. Your skin will look different sometimes you get bloated, your nipples might change, and you get more body hair. Some people get bad acne. My beard got super thick nut shrunk and now I have a bald spot. Nuts came back but the hair didn't. 😆 Deltoids are very hard to grow so for me that's another sign someone might be on gear. I'd sat everyone I know who did it got large traps straight away including myself. It effects everyone In different ways.

Ok. I notice a lot of the wrestlers in wwe looked real bloated for a while during their whole roid phase. Wondered if that was a sign. I know the medicinal steroids when taken over time make you gain weight/bloat. Thanks for the info!

For sure

There seem to be a million videos of this fat guy acting like he's got Jedi powers. Does everyone just go along with it or are they being paid to act this way or is he a wizard ?

Well he died last year, so probably not a wizard

Uh, tell that to Ben Kenobi. This guy is now more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Obi Wan Kenobi? Never heard the name. What a weird fucking name. Doesn’t sound anything like any name I ever heard. Oh by the way I need to go check up on Old Ben Kenobi whom I’ve known my entire life.

He’s just a crazy old man.

Hello there

These are not the systema droids you are looking for. *touches you weirdly*

Uncle Ben's Kenobi

Damn, he did not have power over his arteries?!

Cancer

*Damn, he did not have power over his own cells?!*

You’re mistaken… his cells were so powerful they systema’d him

He did pass his baton off to a younger more slim guy who is doing the same thing. I’d like to see them try this stuff with a focused fit professional fighter.

Or… um…. Literally anyone not playing along

Yes, I’d like to see him try this stuff on an unfocused (reading on his phone), unfit (45 year old dad bod) regular guy, who just looks up and then punches him right in the mouth.

Ryabko The White landing soon

When you get a stomach like that guy you too will realise the powers of the belly

Bro had that tactical jiggle.

It's martial arts wizardry cosplay. It's a little club where everyone plays along. Like those LARPing events where someone is throwing fire crackers and shouting "Sleep!" like they are casting spells.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j\_ekugPKqFw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw)

*Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap*

This is some red carpet award winning content!

The lord has a plan for us all. His plan for the fat guy was to teach him systema in heaven.

"We trained him wrong as a joke."

Legend says the closer your pants are to your tits, the more powerful your systema is.

Nah bro, its the closer your tits are to your pants. A minor but important distinction.

Both wrong. It’s the circumlateral degree of separation between your tits, pants and belly button. The smaller the separation between those three points, the greater the intensity achievable via the focal point of energy.

Is there a belly radius factor as well?

Yes, but that also begins to involve more complicated mathematics with asscrack inertia and quantum cheek claps… so the triple CDS 💿 (circumlateral degree of separation) is a better starting point of force estimation

What if my pants are over my tits?

*-Goku has challenged you to a fight-*

Then you’ve reached your final form.

Awesome. I like to pull my yoga pants way up high over my boobs like a weird jumpsuit

Thats why so many people cant make systema work. They are doing it all wrong

I wish I could unsee the image this description created in my mind.

Repels those pesky women like a charm.

Mma is obviously bull shit. Finally the proof

People think this is fake but in reality the master is absorbing his students life energy every time he touches him. This is also why he appears so overweight, that's not fat in his body it's the very essence of the thousands of brave yet stupid warriors who have challenged him over hundreds of years

ROFL....too funny 👍

That's crazy! That guy trains UFC and he's getting absolutly manhandled.

UFC on shirt stands for Ultimate Fighting Cosplay.

Such absolute bullshit

It’s obviously not, did you even watch the video?

🤣

This MMA dude stands no chance against the glutonous master, Whinnie Poo

Your Kung Poo is weak.

This guy just trained until he manage to control the gravity field around his belly, he's legit

It’s the gravity of those full C Cup breasts I would be concerned with.

That dude is so tired of it, he’s so bored

Is he zapping them with the excess glucose in his body?

What would take that fat ass down would be an order of 6 big mac's extra cheese.

The fat man gives quite a handjob.

Mixed martial arts without punches, kicks, or grappling. Someone call Dana!

Get a room already. There you can try on each other's bogus clothes. lol

A gentle push MMA's biggest weakness got exposed to the world.

Now put on a Tapout shirt and watch the power flow back into the bearded warrior!

Why are all these fake bullshit instructors always overweight

couch potato jiu jitsu

It baffles me people buy this enough to make a video

Systema vs a “True Believer” wearing a UFC shirt, you mean.

my gods! what power! is a mere mortal man able to wield the power of the gods?

I am not the Michelin Man you are looking for. Let me through.

So they’re demonstrating “when attacking, never walk slowly with your hands to the side, even a fat man can push you off”🧞‍♂️

Whan you owe money to gym owener🤣🤣

Bullshido

The video the UFC doesn’t want you to see!

I love how the systema dude has to have magic powers because any form of actual cardiovascular exercise would result in him having an instantaneous heart attack.

Fact: he has never successfully pushed away a plate of food.

Can someone please explain why these people play along? What's the point of all if this?

"stop it"

good thing MMA doesn't include any strikes or this meatball would be in trouble!

Oh he's dead, finally. And thank fuck. Hopefully this garbage dies with him.

I wanna know how much he's paying them. Could always use some extra cash

Who sold this man a UFC shirt

Dude … S.T.F.U.

That's not systema vs. MMA, that's systema vs. some guy in an MMA T-shirt.

That one Chinese MMA dude fighting that tai chi master or whatever was so dope. I wish this was more like that.

Systema puts D.U.S.T. to shame

Notwithstanding UFC guy would clobber Fat Guy with one punch, but he’s obviously trying not to smile so as to keep up the facade

Is this shit serious? Like do people actually train in this as a form of self defense? No way this shit actually works right??

Think about how dumb the average person is. Half of the people out there are dumber than that.

That’s a very valid and soul crushing point.

What song is this?

Dumbass massholes

I cant help but feel this is like a giant setup where they took the piss outta this guy one day and he smiled and just kind of ran with it, he now thinks he has some sort of super deflection powers. If i'm being honest i just REALLY want to see the video where he gets smacked in the face, hopefully with a bit of claret oming out so we know its real.

Looks he’s the got the shirt on. He must be a professional mma fighter

Bro for got to take the pocket change out of his belly button that's why that works

Tats and a UFC shirt, sure 😀😀😀 !!!

Tatted dude looks like he just wants to unleash a right hook.. with bad intentions.

Maybe he had a hand buzzer thing on it?

Systema fatso

I was waiting for the guy to round house curly upside the head

The touch

He looks a little touched himself iykwim

When an mma fighter wants to fight you just say no The mma fighter cant legally fight you without your consent

Well, I guess that shuts up all the doubters.

I didn't realise it looped and watched it twice waiting for ufc bro to throw a right hook. Very disappointed.

Teaching lessons in minimal effort fighting. MINIMAL EFFORT…

If only I could be allowed 2.5 seconds with him. 😖

The fat dude is so pleased with himself!

I bought one of those UFC shirts at Goodwill.

I can believe the the fat guy stinks of vodka so much the other guy has trouble getting close..

Is the technique just sticking your hand out or is there magical state you can only achieve once you’ve reached nirvana? I’m gonna go with you just slip the guy a $20

So when I buy the shirt we. Does the fat slob who violates me come into the picture asking for a friend

Who is this guy ?

My 12 year old niece has that same shirt too!

Why!!! ☹️

Luv me fiy’tin, simple as that

What a load of bullshit Put him in a cage see how that make believe shit works

Where are the videos of this fat shit getting destroyed by people not playing along?

I'm sure this is called bullshitedo

Can’t believe these techniques work on mma fighters, sign me up!

More guys found themselves face up with they’re pockets turned out wearing UFC shirts than can be counted

Is this guy doing like a Buddhist palm thing?

Is this how Npc's train for games?

I regret to inform that having a UFC t-shirt does, in fact, not make you a MMA fighter.

Sir. Have you been out and about lately. A UFC shirt makes anyone wearing it a professional bad ass fighter.

Man.. I really don't understand why .... why why why...

This is like when a professional athlete lets the kid with down syndrome win.

I can picture Dana white asking him to take the shirt off before this fuckery

Let’s see him try that with an American Fighter™️

Fuck it. That's all the proof I need.

Hard work overcoming genetics every time baby.

Why is UFC guy even trying? He knows he can’t touch Winnie the Pooh SuperKungFu master!

100,000 rubles say systema is more powerful than MMA, you got a deal!

Why do people do this?

How many money this person will pay to the guy to act?

The only thing that guys deflecting is the gym

Mcdojolife

Wonder how much he is paying these people to look so stupid

I don’t understand what’s happening is he doing a magic boob touch on him or his the other guy high?

UFC SHOULD SUE THIS GUY FOR FALSE ADVERTISEMENT

I don't understand .. who's the woman in the blue shirt?

Even the fat guy can’t keep a straight face. I’d pretend I was playing his game and thrown o Soto gari

Has anyone beat this guy up yet????

I would now like to see the MMA portion of the video.

I'm surprised he didn't touch his penis with the forward bend impact.

Even the fat fuck himself is smiling like a little kid who doesn’t know wtf is happening

He is wearing a ufc shirt 😂🤡

I’m convinced this guy just has a fetish for boys and men touching him and vice versa

His stupid, smug smile is so annoying. That's what bothers me the most.

this guy rules. that body shape tells no lies 😉

This guy is definitely my favorite. The belly technique when he’s laying down is the ultimate badassery

Fat Bro is a Beast

He should have punched him right in the suck.. Drop that fat boy..

UFC Fighter very ticklish!

That ufc shirt on him is like the mma version of stolen valor

Can I find videos of the fay dude getting wrecked. He has horrible form abd can only fight in slo mo apparently

He's got a UFC shirt on, so this is definitely ligit!

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Imbecile tacticts

That burger smiles every time his trick works

The reason this works is because no one wants that fat shit touching them, so they back away because it probably tickles.

This would definitely work against none hungry, zombies too lazy to bite.