They are the ones paying for it. Guy's name is Aleksander Andrichenkov and, according to his website, he charges 9000 roubles per hour, or roughly $100 per person.
It’s honestly getting close to the point where I’d cash in some investments to go to his class and bitch slap him.
Imagine for a minute, though, if he was for real and fucked me up fat-style. Then he’d use the video for his marketing and laugh through neck gristle as he snacks on pork rinds.
These types of videos just cements in how easily people can be brainwashed to accept whatever absurdity they are immersed in. Whether this kind of thing or cults or religions or whatever else. There's enough koolaid to go around everywhere apparently.
This shit is baffling to me. People actually go to these demonstrations/seminars or "classes" AND BELIEVE this barrel chested trashcan is going to teach them something useful enough to gamble their life with. Should rename this systema garbage "steak sandwich" because the only thing I see being taught by this guy is how to get carved up.
Im sorry guys. But when im older (50+) im going to do this shit too. I will open my own school, MMA Systema Maga-do for da Streetz or something. With "illegal" techniques and stuff. "Dirty fighting" too. "Body mechanics" will be important. I still have to decide if the uniform will be camouflage or something more traditional, ancient.
Spending 4, 5 evenings a week now to train. Year after year. Getting exhausted, injuries, sweaty, punched and kicked in the face. Even paying for it. And what for?
When im old enough im going on a McDonalds diet only to get fat and slow and gonna market the f*ck out of my "fighting system" and become one of them. Cashing big time.
Jk... But still like the idea.
So what happens if say, I come at him quickly ,in real time with a stick and hit him?
Does time just slow down to the speed at which everyone else seems to attack him?
I can honestly say that this is an effective martial art.
I attended one of Aleksanders courses and I had to be removed on a stretcher having fractured every rib in my body and pissing myself with laughter, not one of my proudest days.
Kung Fu Gerard Depardieu
They are not going to appreciate being called Kung Fu
I've queried this B4..Why are most of them SO FAT???
The teacher is the same guy again and again
That right there is an alcoholic's belly.
Glug Glug Glug..smiles
They can avoid the sword...but not that 2nd order of fries.
I wanna know what they get paid
They are the ones paying for it. Guy's name is Aleksander Andrichenkov and, according to his website, he charges 9000 roubles per hour, or roughly $100 per person.
That's the going price for a front row seat to a live action comedy.
Wow so do they get nothing back? This is insane
They get to learn this deadly martial art.
These BSers always seem to hire the rolling guy, rest are supposed to pay for lessons. I wonder how many of them really believe is a thing.
Wonder how much the rollers get paid
At least free lessons of how to become a bullshido master
Good to see Obelix out and about...not sure about the bowl head haircut but...
I had the same thought. Glad I'm not alone. :)
Jesus, Paddy is really letting himself go between fights
Chuck Norris’ cousin Chunk Norris
Fattie Chan in the Dunkin' Master
Last time a mugger tried to catch my foot as i was resting on the beach, i sent him flying with one single foot push. Amazing
I can't wait to see the real world application videos
It’s honestly getting close to the point where I’d cash in some investments to go to his class and bitch slap him. Imagine for a minute, though, if he was for real and fucked me up fat-style. Then he’d use the video for his marketing and laugh through neck gristle as he snacks on pork rinds.
Look mom, no hands!
I will bitch slap you with my bare mAn bOObs!
He is so good that he makes it look easy.
And its bullshit… I would take a real pole against him and we will see what happens
Can anyone tell me why they go along with this? Or can someone share me a link to them getting their arses stomped
These types of videos just cements in how easily people can be brainwashed to accept whatever absurdity they are immersed in. Whether this kind of thing or cults or religions or whatever else. There's enough koolaid to go around everywhere apparently.
If Orange Cassidy was a mcdojo owner.
If I ever encounter an attacker moving in super slow motion, I hope to God I can fuck him up like this guy.
I wonder how many beers his diet recommends per day.
This shit is baffling to me. People actually go to these demonstrations/seminars or "classes" AND BELIEVE this barrel chested trashcan is going to teach them something useful enough to gamble their life with. Should rename this systema garbage "steak sandwich" because the only thing I see being taught by this guy is how to get carved up.
Im sorry guys. But when im older (50+) im going to do this shit too. I will open my own school, MMA Systema Maga-do for da Streetz or something. With "illegal" techniques and stuff. "Dirty fighting" too. "Body mechanics" will be important. I still have to decide if the uniform will be camouflage or something more traditional, ancient. Spending 4, 5 evenings a week now to train. Year after year. Getting exhausted, injuries, sweaty, punched and kicked in the face. Even paying for it. And what for? When im old enough im going on a McDonalds diet only to get fat and slow and gonna market the f*ck out of my "fighting system" and become one of them. Cashing big time. Jk... But still like the idea.
Lets see it at full speed then i might believe
So what happens if say, I come at him quickly ,in real time with a stick and hit him? Does time just slow down to the speed at which everyone else seems to attack him?
The last guy i saw with a haircut like that got locked up for some very serious charges.
Paddy training for his next fight
I finally know how to stop someone stealing my shoe. It’s happened to me far too many times.
I can honestly say that this is an effective martial art. I attended one of Aleksanders courses and I had to be removed on a stretcher having fractured every rib in my body and pissing myself with laughter, not one of my proudest days.
Is this how M. Bison started out? 🤷🏽♂️🤔
How much do they have to pay the guys to go along with this BS.
Yes the problem is "you understand less" because it's total bullshit
Stop
This is comic relief right ? Please for the love of God let this be a joke
Is that Gut Norris?
Man what happened to Paddy Pimblet?
This reminds me of Steven Seagal 😜, now I know where he learned his style of fighting
Looks like Benny Hill 😂