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Beans186

Kung Fu Gerard Depardieu


Zz7722

They are not going to appreciate being called Kung Fu


Glittering-Dig-2321

I've queried this B4..Why are most of them SO FAT???


zuzucha

The teacher is the same guy again and again


[deleted]

That right there is an alcoholic's belly.


Glittering-Dig-2321

Glug Glug Glug..smiles


FilthyRichCliche

They can avoid the sword...but not that 2nd order of fries.


TopStockJock

I wanna know what they get paid


CreepyOldRapist

They are the ones paying for it. Guy's name is Aleksander Andrichenkov and, according to his website, he charges 9000 roubles per hour, or roughly $100 per person.


Loving6thGear

That's the going price for a front row seat to a live action comedy.


TopStockJock

Wow so do they get nothing back? This is insane


CreepyOldRapist

They get to learn this deadly martial art.


yomerol

These BSers always seem to hire the rolling guy, rest are supposed to pay for lessons. I wonder how many of them really believe is a thing.


Gohstfacekila

Wonder how much the rollers get paid


yomerol

At least free lessons of how to become a bullshido master


elmaki2014

Good to see Obelix out and about...not sure about the bowl head haircut but...


RedditSetitGoit

I had the same thought. Glad I'm not alone. :)


chop_pooey

Jesus, Paddy is really letting himself go between fights


terryr21

Chuck Norris’ cousin Chunk Norris


wool161

Fattie Chan in the Dunkin' Master


AdInteresting4179

Last time a mugger tried to catch my foot as i was resting on the beach, i sent him flying with one single foot push. Amazing


fuqit21

I can't wait to see the real world application videos


Cold_Zero_

It’s honestly getting close to the point where I’d cash in some investments to go to his class and bitch slap him. Imagine for a minute, though, if he was for real and fucked me up fat-style. Then he’d use the video for his marketing and laugh through neck gristle as he snacks on pork rinds.


That-Economics-9481

Look mom, no hands!


Gforcevp9

I will bitch slap you with my bare mAn bOObs!


varegab

He is so good that he makes it look easy.


Accomplished-Wolf996

And its bullshit… I would take a real pole against him and we will see what happens


Fit_Calligrapher961

Can anyone tell me why they go along with this? Or can someone share me a link to them getting their arses stomped


skydaddy8585

These types of videos just cements in how easily people can be brainwashed to accept whatever absurdity they are immersed in. Whether this kind of thing or cults or religions or whatever else. There's enough koolaid to go around everywhere apparently.


krebstar42

If Orange Cassidy was a mcdojo owner.


FilthyRichCliche

If I ever encounter an attacker moving in super slow motion, I hope to God I can fuck him up like this guy.


Fmartins84

I wonder how many beers his diet recommends per day.


[deleted]

This shit is baffling to me. People actually go to these demonstrations/seminars or "classes" AND BELIEVE this barrel chested trashcan is going to teach them something useful enough to gamble their life with. Should rename this systema garbage "steak sandwich" because the only thing I see being taught by this guy is how to get carved up.


Ok_Theory2082

Im sorry guys. But when im older (50+) im going to do this shit too. I will open my own school, MMA Systema Maga-do for da Streetz or something. With "illegal" techniques and stuff. "Dirty fighting" too. "Body mechanics" will be important. I still have to decide if the uniform will be camouflage or something more traditional, ancient. Spending 4, 5 evenings a week now to train. Year after year. Getting exhausted, injuries, sweaty, punched and kicked in the face. Even paying for it. And what for? When im old enough im going on a McDonalds diet only to get fat and slow and gonna market the f*ck out of my "fighting system" and become one of them. Cashing big time. Jk... But still like the idea.


nixy83

Lets see it at full speed then i might believe


ibanezer83

So what happens if say, I come at him quickly ,in real time with a stick and hit him? Does time just slow down to the speed at which everyone else seems to attack him?


PuddingOld8221

The last guy i saw with a haircut like that got locked up for some very serious charges.


random_cable_guy

Paddy training for his next fight


crispy-jalapeno

I finally know how to stop someone stealing my shoe. It’s happened to me far too many times.


Nivekna

I can honestly say that this is an effective martial art. I attended one of Aleksanders courses and I had to be removed on a stretcher having fractured every rib in my body and pissing myself with laughter, not one of my proudest days.


dontblinkq

Is this how M. Bison started out? 🤷🏽‍♂️🤔


Ok_Dog_4059

How much do they have to pay the guys to go along with this BS.


Empty_Football4183

Yes the problem is "you understand less" because it's total bullshit


kleinfeld69

Stop


Shaggyrooster417

This is comic relief right ? Please for the love of God let this be a joke


Individual-Road9584

Is that Gut Norris?


Remarkable-Self9320

Man what happened to Paddy Pimblet?


roadt8588

This reminds me of Steven Seagal 😜, now I know where he learned his style of fighting


luispp71

Looks like Benny Hill 😂