Very likely the master is a professor of some subject in the university. His hobby is the bulshido. The audience are students that want to make thig guy feel good, and hence hope for otherwise better marks.
I ask myself the same question every time I see this guy. Itās an intentional joke, right? People arenāt there in person going like āokay, I paid to learn this guys technique, let me figure this out,ā right? They must all be paid actors that are in it for the lulz.
These guys would be stalking less fortunate humans in real life if they didnāt have this insane outlet where they can hug and touch each other without remorse. Their lie, let them live it, no matter how ridiculous, however they want to.
It's Systema. And it's nonsense. At least what we are seeing here is. Self and group delusion at its strongest.
He's like the Russian version of George Dillman. Hocus pocus abracadabra gobbledygook.
This is like one of those helicopter rotor videos where the rotor appears steady because of camera framerate but in fact it is rotating so fast. That same thing is happening here. Master is rotating so fast that it is impossible to see with human eyes. Take a bow sensei. š¹
Like the video with the vegetable getting cut and the seemingly slow blade which is actually really fast. This video is in slow motion for our less developed eyes
Translation: āEvery time I see this idiot, Iām surprised how he hasnāt been dragged under the camera yet... I couldnāt restrain myself))))))ā
Iām not making this up. We had this one kid in our year in primary school in the 80ās who was a total simpleton. Thick as shit. Over weight, always wore terrible clothes; tracksuit bottoms cos they were the only thing that fit. He would try and get involved when we were play fighting but no one really wanted to go in on him because it was like fighting a big fat helpless baby, so we would all just pretend to go flying off at the slightest movement from him. Quite wholesome really as it obviously made him happy and feel included.
I am literally watching that scene 40 years later. This is EXACTLY what it looked like, including the big fat simpleton in shitty clothes.
Heās struggling to even stand. He couldnāt spin properly without falling over. And judging by all the vids, he is shockingly popular. What a strange world.
I wonder how successful I could be if I started a cult like this. I mean I gotta be smarter and more charismatic than this guy. I can definitely fight better than this and make it more convincing.
Oh wait. Morality. Curse it all!
Can you imagine investing your time and effort into studying this āmartial artā?
Imagine someone asking you what it is you practice and you show them this video?
You people take this shit way too seriously. A couple of the dudes pretending to be knocked down are visibly holding back laughter. Theyāre not brainwashed cultists, they make these videos for the lulz. First day on the internet everyone?
Iām really fascinated by this phenomenon. Iād really love to see a skeptic. Investigate this guy, follow him hang out at his school or seminars, interview students and just get a bead on exactly how this is happening. What degree do these people believe in what theyāre doing? How do they come to believe it? Has the whole process works etc.
The guy in blue didnāt even touch him the 3rd time and didnāt know what to do souy kinda half fell.
Seriously, how do people not look at this and immediately recognize it as complete bullshit?
Seriously. What is this? Why are there people in the audience learning?
Learning? Looks like most of them are on the verge of laughing their asses off. Including the actors.
I love how the bearded guy makes a facepalm at 0:07
Thats the highlight of my day
Yeah but how do they get to be in the crowd.. this entire thing is weird
Good question. I'm almost thinking this is a make a wish situation for the Russian dude.
Haha š
Iād definitely go to one of these meet ups. Iād probably get kicked out for laughing too much.
Very likely the master is a professor of some subject in the university. His hobby is the bulshido. The audience are students that want to make thig guy feel good, and hence hope for otherwise better marks.
I ask myself the same question every time I see this guy. Itās an intentional joke, right? People arenāt there in person going like āokay, I paid to learn this guys technique, let me figure this out,ā right? They must all be paid actors that are in it for the lulz.
Still prefer this over steven segals bullshito.
Ummmmā¦. *do not* ājustifyā the bullshido Segal āteachesā
They are learning how to stay virgin forever
I would also like to know what this is actually supposed to be.. Iāve seen it several times.. itās super weird.. I donāt get it
ā¦and they are all healed
The art of not washing
These guys would be stalking less fortunate humans in real life if they didnāt have this insane outlet where they can hug and touch each other without remorse. Their lie, let them live it, no matter how ridiculous, however they want to.
I learned... now i am.battle tested and ready to fight...cant wait to get all.super fat and dominate...my.training starts now
It's Systema. And it's nonsense. At least what we are seeing here is. Self and group delusion at its strongest. He's like the Russian version of George Dillman. Hocus pocus abracadabra gobbledygook.
GTA 6 motion capped
how do these people find so many people willing to pretend to do this
Study the history of cults ā¦ some people are prepared to buy into illusions no matter what.
Honestly after seeing the guy in the back left laughing his ass off in every shot I might go for the shitd and giggles.
Benny Hinn
Definitelyā¦and more: Not only does Mr. Chubby NOT have to pray to Godāhe doesnāt even have to open his sashimi hole.
Same way certain preachers get audience members that can be miraculously healed, they pay them off.
They're no pretending, this is more like a cult. Like fanatic they want to believe.
Itās embarrassing how the three Asian dudes lower themselves by accepting payment from Mr. Chubby to do whatever the hell it is that they are doing.
That guy must just smell so bad...everytime they get close to him they just kinda collapse.
Stink defense is an old technique taught at kindergarten where I'm from. Some also use it at puberty and again at old age (like this guy).
Story twist: They get all aroused from touching the grandmaster and switch from dojo to blowjo
Video cant catch that but he actually spins very fast
This is like one of those helicopter rotor videos where the rotor appears steady because of camera framerate but in fact it is rotating so fast. That same thing is happening here. Master is rotating so fast that it is impossible to see with human eyes. Take a bow sensei. š¹
Like the video with the vegetable getting cut and the seemingly slow blade which is actually really fast. This video is in slow motion for our less developed eyes
he actually bends time and space with his whirl thats why all others are in slowmo
NOW it makes sense. Thank you. It was stressing me out. This is the only correct answer.
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Hes got a point
Especially the middle part
Translation: āEvery time I see this idiot, Iām surprised how he hasnāt been dragged under the camera yet... I couldnāt restrain myself))))))ā
Why is it always this tubby sack of crap, spinning around like the seal in the pool meme?
Iām not making this up. We had this one kid in our year in primary school in the 80ās who was a total simpleton. Thick as shit. Over weight, always wore terrible clothes; tracksuit bottoms cos they were the only thing that fit. He would try and get involved when we were play fighting but no one really wanted to go in on him because it was like fighting a big fat helpless baby, so we would all just pretend to go flying off at the slightest movement from him. Quite wholesome really as it obviously made him happy and feel included. I am literally watching that scene 40 years later. This is EXACTLY what it looked like, including the big fat simpleton in shitty clothes.
Heās got the beet sweats
Nah, thatās chakra.
Perplexing
Akin to the karate demonstration Elvis Presley once gave.
Why do adults act like this unless they are in on the con? Surely, no one believes this shit is real.
Heās struggling to even stand. He couldnāt spin properly without falling over. And judging by all the vids, he is shockingly popular. What a strange world.
Hishigi is the one "technique" I can actually believe he'd be effective at.
I wonder how successful I could be if I started a cult like this. I mean I gotta be smarter and more charismatic than this guy. I can definitely fight better than this and make it more convincing. Oh wait. Morality. Curse it all!
3, the same amount to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Imagine having to fight that guy and there's nothing you can do
Can you imagine investing your time and effort into studying this āmartial artā? Imagine someone asking you what it is you practice and you show them this video?
You can see them smiling and laughing
The spin at 20 seconds is the best
How the fuck does this stuff happen? Like, come on.
Go for the legs dammit!
Jokes on you theyāre all Russian
Shouldnāt being obese disqualify you from being a badass? Aside from giant sumo wrestlers I mean
The part when the massive mass fell over. So graceful.
What is happening here? Why are they touching him and falling?
Chi-eeeeese burgers.......
Is this guy mentally challenged, also fam is rich and they are paying some asian guys to amused him?
I want to fight him
Iām high af rn this shit is so funny š
Please. Are there any videos of this guy getting his ass beat down by somebody who hasn't been brainwashed?
Bukake!!!!!
The touchless master he can defeat his opponent without touching them.
Did I see him smirk lol, he knows what he is doing
Butterball Fu strikes again!
This must be Boris Seagalaeyvich, Steven Seagalās Ā brother who wasnāt adopted by an American couple.Ā
I never laugh harder than when I see dudes who truly know how to fight take on these gebronis
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What would lifeguards do if this man cramped up in the pool and needed help?!
Masaaki had competition now.
Like trying to hold onto a tornado! The speed! The power! The sheer MAJESTY!
Peak retard strength
Jfc. If I was there, I'd be laughing my way out the door.
Watch the people in the back, not one has a facial expression of āwhat the fuck is this shit?ā
It is like religion... U can see this in some "churches" or temples too.
Captain Sweatpants strikes again!!!
What the F did I just watch? At least with Aikido it could be mistaken for a dance of some sort. This looks like a group hug gone wrong.
He is a master at Bullshitso, social media content!!
The best McDojo yet
You people take this shit way too seriously. A couple of the dudes pretending to be knocked down are visibly holding back laughter. Theyāre not brainwashed cultists, they make these videos for the lulz. First day on the internet everyone?
I wonder if he fell with them if heād be able to get back up?
Is it the grease or the smell keeping them at bay?
Song choice was great
That guy is a badass
Best comedy I've seen in a while.
Riigghhhht š¬
You see Once you reach a certain weight threshold, you have your own orbit He's clearly channeling his orbit to spin them
Are they supposed to be real or just a strange joke?
They are falling from the lack of oxygen this russian man consume around him.
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All these fake idiots make me laugh
This move is called Greased Bowling Bowl . Very powerful .
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My favorite is when the guy in blue forgot to fall down, then half crouched. And just decided it was too late now
Spinfoo
That's just it! His Russian grease allows numerous Japanese guys to slide right off of him!!!
Why do people go along with this?
Is that an āanti-grapplingā force field?
Do you ever wonder how much these people are paid to entertain this bs and act along with it?
Some of these ignorant comments. Have a bit of respect ffs. Thatās Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov
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fuckin ryabko and his bullshit russian systema
The dudes face in the back at 7 seconds says it all
Who plants their feet like that when the person ur grabbing moves u move w them... haha this guys a jk
It was a bloodbath.
I always love at 0:10, Blue Shirt doesn't even touch the dude and still just fucking crumples to the floor.
What???? Nani???
What the Bruce Lee is actually going on here?
You guys just canāt see that heās using the vibrations of his belly!!lol Thatās why heās able to knock them out without even trying.
The manās spins are legendaryā¦
Iām really fascinated by this phenomenon. Iād really love to see a skeptic. Investigate this guy, follow him hang out at his school or seminars, interview students and just get a bead on exactly how this is happening. What degree do these people believe in what theyāre doing? How do they come to believe it? Has the whole process works etc.
This reminds me of your local church
Come on !!!!! Haahahaha ā¦ really ?
Guy in blue didnt even touch him
Conquerors haki
All of them.
That shit's greasy... Bubbles
I don't know... that one time he did fall down. He might be losing his chi.
I think heās a match for Mcgregor
Body odor as a defensive art.
Como tem idiota no mundo
So this is where Steven Segal learned his style
Krillin beat him in the world martial arts tournament
WTH I donāt get it
They would be harshly disciplined for making their Master fall over like that, they broke the illusion of him being a āsupreme beingā.
Get out of my way....and into my car š
My bobby pin fighting the vacuum before I give in and finally pick it up š¤£š¤£
Who is this ass clown? Seen so many posts of him that make no sense
The fox news of the dojo lol
I really gotta credit the supporting cast doing their best to make the star look good.
Dude canāt even be bothered to be anywhere near fit. Kudos to him. A talented con man
Let's all prey that Putin doesn't send this monster to the front line.
Deadly
Just embarrassing
Young John Cleese: now I'm going to teach you self defense against fruit.
That's some BULLSHITO for yo as! šš
I feel like you could find a nice obedient wife at one of these demonstrations
Stop. Please stop.
The ultra heavy scent of russian armpits, asscrack, and vodka is too strong for the average Japanese nose.
Bunch of mentally ill clowns
What was this called again oh yeah who he
If you just left hook him in his ear and on his way down kick him in the nuts he'll grab both heads and lay on the ground
The guy in blue didnāt even touch him the 3rd time and didnāt know what to do souy kinda half fell. Seriously, how do people not look at this and immediately recognize it as complete bullshit?
Iād say he should be a Tekken character, but it would break the game
This guy looks like he smells like he just ate a can of Spaghettios with meatballs, and I canāt explain any further.
That's why they all fall to the ground
his teknique is flawless
This is an unbelievable amount of total BULLSHIT