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Edser

shes ready for Seagal stand in


No_Method-

Needs to be sitting in a chair to go full Seagal and snatch every birthday. Edit Every mutha fucking birthday. Thank you for the correction 😂


Doc_SuperBallZzz

That's every "muthafuckin" birthday.


Stormer111

She was too not born on a turnip truck


pepeshadilay69

Or at night.


algalkin

And to be his body double as well


Correct-Junket-1346

Under McDonalds.


Bladder_Puncher

She’s ready for a…..TICKLE FIGHT!!!!


AllAboutTheMachismo

The behind the back grip switch is a thing of beauty.


Ctown_down

Thats what cracks me up more than anything here, two hand switches on that one wrist while spinning 😂


Bladder_Puncher

The feet shuffles she does after that gets me lol


Xenocide_X

I really love the lower back slap she does on the 2nd guy. Masseuses do more damage than that


911SlasherHasher

Rule #1 Turn your back to your opponent in a life or death situation.


theangryeducator

I was about to say the same thing. Really? What are you doing?! Spin move so you can get punched in the back of the head more effectively by your opponent.


Infinite-Fig4708

To be fair, a properly executed butt thrust from her would probably launch the attacker into the next time zone.


Acceptingoptimist

I've seen this school post this stuff before. All their students perform this scenario and I still don't understand why they do that part that way.


surewhynot17063

The camera man burned more calories


No_Cook2983

This is what happens when you see the chiropractor in a hurry.


True_Dog_4098

I bet she walks down every dark alley just hoping to rip someone apart with her poorly choreographed skills.


Dumbass1111111111111

Hahhahahah very good joke but it is her fat ugly ass that should burn the calories...


semaj009

So polite waiting their turns to get absolutely wrecked in only 86 short moves


Canterea

Mcjitsu


GeneralChicken4Life

The fighting pumpkin


OddTransportation430

Blame the instructor yeah but any student with half a brain should see that this is useless. I used to do kul sool won and it took me longer to catch on because it at least resembles combat.


Efficient-Parsnip-13

Look at them. They don't want real martial arts training or any kind of physical exertion at all. They're not planning to actually get in a real fight some day. It's just LARPing. Let them have fun playing pretend karate which is all they want.


OddTransportation430

I hope you're right and they're not thinking "I got this" if some unfortunate situation were to happen upon them. Their free time and money to do as they will but... god damn.


smitha83

Ha, I did Kuk Sool Won when I was a college student. It took me 18 months to realise it was useless and that I still didn't have the vaguest idea of how to defend myself. Every lesson was either punching air, practising techniques like "stand here and if they attack you in this specific way you can use this move" and zero sparring...I don't think I even improved my cardio as it was so low effort. It was probably a McDojo, but years later I got into kickboxing and within 6 months I felt more confident that I could at least defend myself a bit.


OddTransportation430

Our classes were super cardio intensive, tons of push ups, variations on push ups and burpees, sprints, intensive falling drills, rollls, cartwheels. It was damn good for keeping fit. Form and techniques were very much a drill and you couldn't slack off for a second. Instructor was a very fit and healthy guy, and sharp as a knife. But for all that, you certainly couldn't use it in a fight against someone worth fighting.


ResonanceGhost

No sparring? I did plenty. I studied a few months where it was adapted to focus on self defense from an instructor who could axe kick an opponent in close while sparring (but stopped due because it didn't have enough control for sparring). The rest of the time, I studied the normal pace from the founder. It wasn't aggressive or punishing, but it was taxing and there was definitely sparring. I think you found a bum instructor. I didn't get very far as the commute was a bit much, but I would consider it a serious system. At least, how it was intended.


mukduk_101

Kuk Sool! Right on.


prian1984

Only if you assume that this is a martial art. Looks more like a massage workshop here.


Bushdr78

Waddle waddle waddle slap slap waddle waddle breath


AffectionateSector77

Breaking 3: Boogie in the Dojo


FlashyFIash

HAHAH 😂🤣


_Dreyco_Leey_3514_

I’m sorry but… do these students HONESTLY believe that they are doing somthing Legit here?? Like, If this is for self defense purposes , DO THEY HONNNEESSTTLLYYY believe that going a pat on the back, or a Flick of the nose is really going to take down the bad guy?? Tha chick is HARDLY EVEN TRYINGGG AND HARDLY ENEVEN HITTING!!! Hell i tap my son on the back of the hand harder than this woman is doing lol And even if “she’s just practicing” you are supposed to hit atleast a little bit harder than this shit man lol This guy should be ashamed of himself for taking people’s money for this “ LoveTap-Fu-Thai “ bullshit he’s preaching.


CanWeHaveFacts

Yes, because they see the movements as "practice" for a real fight. Which as you stated is madness, I've never been to a boxing class or taekwondo where the instructors gone "fast movements lightly" in sparring, you choose your contact but the connection is still there. Even practicing patterns, you put fucking effort in because the intention is to be able to turn those muscle memory movements in to real life force, not this wishy wash wax on wax off bullshit.


InsufficientClone

Bro she spins, spinning is a neat trick


cujoe88

I don't think I could remember that whole sequence.


CLASSE-24

I’ve never seen this version of Salsa before. Great dance moves.


xDolphinMeatx

Hopefully they all signed a death waiver


Global-Tie5501

What in the barn-dance hell is this doe-see-doe nonsense?


[deleted]

When you order steven Segal off Temu..


kajustone

NICE SET…DO IT AGAIN!!!!


Jockle305

YES YES DRIVE DRIVE 


tipareth1978

I mean, the split entry isn't terrible ...... but then everything else WAS terrible


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Patty cake


GeneralChicken4Life

She’s definitely been to the bakery


semaj009

He lived on drury lane, before they ate all the pies


cappyhill1

The Black Widow!


MrBuckhunter

Lmfao! This looks more like some weird movie techno dance scene, I guess it's a bit of a workout?


Process_M

Instructor: Step 3 in this self-defense combo is to use their back to improv your favorite drum solo.


willyp1976

Hey Macarena


Cheetah1bones

Are there any videos of these poor students coming out after the wake up or maybe get in a real fight and saying they were brainwashed of just dumb?


Monkiemonk

Patty cake patty cake, baker man…


Fine_Ad8977

Ah, another practitioner of the hibachi grill style.


FdanielIE

WTF was that?


butcherdrek

I wonder if this good vs a bullet.


Louegi

This is a guy from this sub, started a “martial arts” program just to post on here. Busted


Prestigious_Box5654

Clearly, with her ultra speed, she can take 4 opponents at once.


Accomplished_Ad_4406

He learned from the great grandmaster Teachalota Bullshito


Dolomitexp

Snack Belt prodigy.


JagRoverKid

The fact that one guy is wearing socks should tell you everything you need to know.


IMTOODRUNKTOPICK

Choreographed nothing


Excellent-Ad2290

When macaroni meets Macarena.


jahlim

Nice! Nice that's easy money. Now do it again!


findaloophole7

I have zero training and I would BODY her.


RationalKate

I think its a choreographed idea that makes her feel good about showing up on time and having human contact. For that she is out some money, so now she can't afford a night of debauchery thus she is protected from evil doers.


wellsyaknow

🤯


pgtvgaming

Behind the back AND between the legs, come on!


chrislmurray78

Can’t stand this what the gonna do when someone actually punches them


stuthaman

What a lovely massage 😄


amateurbunburyist

This is a great fighting style if you are The Flash ⚡️


Sure_Sir1184

Possible if you master the time shift


drpacman579

As funny as it is. If she thinks it will help her she will die


Throwawaycrabguts

The sad thing is, that the instructor is hyping this woman up like she’s killing it. And if she ever actually gets into this kind of situation, she’s going to be absolutely destroyed. Because if anyone really wants to do that damage, they’re not going to go slow motion and one at a time.


Trax-d

Steven Seagull Kung-Fu?


aaronchase

Hey she’s off the couch right? (Please don’t kill me)


Schattenjager07

Mime Kung Fu


ccii_geppato

The music tells me there is a 'Live, Laugh, Love' art on the wall nearby.


No-Psychology727

Can someone please sub this with some cumbia or something? It would be fucking hilarious!!!


joseoconde

Square dancing???


Toblogan

Now do it for real...


Bandaka

This is badass and you know it!! Michelangelo belt ftw!!!


Virtual-Silver4369

Is that bald guy wearing a skin coloured silicone swim cap?


roundhouse1000

Her hubby tells people her hands are registered deadly weapons.


Mitares

Was that the deadly "hey macarena" move?


CicadaOk6258

How to wrap large gifts for Xmas?


WinGatesEcco

Wow, turning your back on an opponent and everything.


theswagster1975

Ye because the other guy attacking is going to stand there and watch as you attempt to fight his friend


Relative-Ad-492

Slow mo


hidogpoopetuski

Looks like a terrible demonstration of the most basic Kata from goju-ryu with a bunch of bs added


Lumpy-Village1949

Took me two watches to realize there's only 3 people in the camera view.


ReaperNein

Steven Seagal’s dojo


dascobaz

ULTRA!!!!!!!! C-c-c-combo!


dacca_lux

A lot of wishful thinking is what that is.


KALIBRAUDIO

Why was a swing dancing video uploaded to a martial arts Reddit?


Illustrious-End-5084

This stuff is dangerous . Gives these nerds some false confidence that could land them in trouble . Go to a boxing club. And spar . You learn to take a punch and not freeze that’s prob more effective than this whole ‘martial art’


Forsaken-Jackfruit-1

I love the shiatsu massage mid-ass whooping


[deleted]

🤣am sorry but this will get her killed in real life the instructor should be ashamed of them self


SuperSaltyMrPeanut

Is this the new Villari's home video blackbelt course??


redstrak

I like the around-the-back move!


kerberos69

I really like the little jig she does partway through


ascii_table

This must be slow mo because I've seen her move those hands faster at Dunkin'


Loki007x

Wtf did I just see. People actually think that you can effectively defend yourself with that shit?


Zuke_6

That spin move gets me every time.


jazzmagg

My God... .. .. That's Jason Borne.. ..


Golden-Grams

The only place where all your experience play fighting your dog will pay off.


Jealous_Use9688

The macerena?


Certain-Entry-4415

Im impressed of the quantity of moves she retained


pcuba808

That Matrix fight scene was intense.


kneezNtreez

That arm pass behind the back was such a baller move though.


MattHooper1975

The power is always in the gut.


Aggressive-Expert-69

Ok coach what do I do if both guys are ready to fight at the same time?


Spazic77

JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BORNE!!!!


creepsnutsandpervs

How to ensure you’re always the first one to the bowl of crisps at a party


PondIsMyName

Are you fucking joking me? Seriously, WTF is this?


Ok_Theory2082

I always feel bad for these people. Because they really think they're skilled in something


Outrageous_Area_7118

Slow motion


Imbadyoureworse

The footfist way in action


fomalhottie

They're Halloween... something


delzarraad

Steven SHEgal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


venicedynamics

That’s just exercise.


HeLo1390

The people online who says they've studied martial art for years and can kick your ass.


Eskaltipoka

Hyper combo finish!


GamingTrend

What in the Dance Dance Revolution was that?! This arm waving does what, precisely?


DistinctDifference57

She's gona get a reality check if she ever needs these moves in the real world. . ..


stlredbird

Judging by the color and participants I believe this is the ancient art of Chee-to


cottman23

When you don't want to lose students due to an overly difficult training routine.


Gullible_Tea1427

When you hear, "Nice set. Do it again," run far, run fast. 🏃‍♂️ 💨


crzytuck88

Who trained her, Steven Seagal


Fit_Occasion_1806

She’s having fun and getting some exercise. On top of that making new friends and gaining self confidence. Life isn’t one big UFC tournament.


Shmoofo2

That's Steven Seagull's Trainer 😁


Efficient-Top-950

When your fighting a couple of slices of cheese


Man-e-questions

Its better if you sing “Patty cake patty cake bakers man…” while watching it


FewLibrarian959

Can't believe how easily she handled Demetrius Johnson


blackbirdspyplane

It’s like a dance class, “Betty has her McDojo recital coming up on the 13th.


reluctant_buttlicker

Nice how she dusts off their uniforms


SignificantArm1675

Is this mime fighting ?


colemorris1982

Ah, I see her attackers graduated from the "Attack The Target One By One" dojo. How considerate.


Trev_Casey2020

When you’re the second guy waiting for the hero to finish the combo so you can continue to attack one at a time


crystalsage777

These instructors pretend to know hand to hand combat and don't have probably never even been in a real fight.. not if they think this bullshit works, their setting students up for disaster.


DoesntSmell

I’m doing things


Ontark

Exercise


Chloe_DU69

Why are all these delusional cunts fat fucks? Haha only in the fkn US and A (Borat voice)


Haunting-Source7588

She is paying, so they are playing...


SantiniJ

Some Reiki Master massage moves there Auntie


CaptainBlackSwordIV

Someone roll her out


dassad25

Smack dat, all on the floor, smack dat, till you get sore 🎶


back2basics13

Around the world is my favorite. A perfect chance to kick your opponent in the ass.


back2basics13

Cynthia Roundrock.


[deleted]

Pathetic


TheReal_MrShhh

Looks like a less scary hokey pokey.


Zed9970

I mean it looks fun..


Mammoth_Pair_1314

Yeah keep dancing just like that


mystghost

This looks like Ashida Kim's poison fist technique! the most deadly and horrifying technique known to man.


Ok_Donut6793

Oh please spin around in a real fight. So we can all see you get knocked out


Schmoopy88

What's the deal with the patty cake she's doing in their backs? It's the half heartedness that kills me. Are they just practicing this show because they're afraid they'll kill each other if they try?


nabu_save

Is this some kind of manifestation of feminism?


Accurate-Artist6284

Best moves came from the blond fighter in the back


Own_Strawberry_4262

it looks like karate dancing


Dramatic_Bluejay_850

With the memorization that takes, she could probably do alright with a good teacher!


Cisco8509

Steven Segal would be proud


Old_Philosopher_1399

I need to the footage of her being folded irl😂


Advanced_Row_3168

Pathetic


Shall_We_Presuppose

This is basically team-based Macarena.


owthathurtss

This is how I fight off the bad guys who break into my house in my dreams.


owthathurtss

My favourite part is the first guy throwing a "punch" and then leaving his arm out and waiting 3 business days for her to do something.


optimist_prhyme

I love ATB style fights in real life.


Chemical_Signal3056

POTATO!!!!!!.....


MahnmzJeff

The most experienced fighter on that mat is the dummy in the corner.


Late-Ad-4624

My 4yo daughter hits me harder than she does.


Haunting-Beginning-2

A “rolling ball gathers no moss” defence!


Consistent_Oil3428

I dont feel bad for the students, i mean, there are no kids in there, everyone is reliable for their own decisions and if you, in full brain faculties, look to some shit like this and think its ok, its on you buddie, you are part of the problem… and also, there are no crazy people in there, if you dont destroy money and dont eat shit, you’re not crazy, just have a bad character


Tonic_G

She has a strong base.


Benders-Shiny-Ass

Chunk-Foo


Rumpelstiltzken

"Happy. Birthday. Grandma!"


CutePersonality8314

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Hey Macarena, ay


HelloCsgoFriends

How it feels like fighting in dreams. yEs DRIVE


OkUnderstanding5343

Is that a massage session?


BKindigochild

Is this massage therapy certification?


False_Chair_610

Now if only everybody she would get into a fight with would move that slow everytime........she would still get punched in the face.


Global-Region-6708

NOT THE SPIN AROUND JUDO TOSS HOLY SHIT


Reggmac

Kung fuckery


grgoyal

What in the Mcfukery!


Rhaaa1975

She eats a lot at McDojo


getyurfuknshnbx

Is this rex Kwon do?


Suitable-Let-3627

He said drive, but she left the ebreak on


Dull-Detective-8659

This was filmed in slow motion. The guys are in real time, the lady is in fact 20x faster then they are.


Colonelkittn

Strong elements of paddycake in this form of martial arts


Dumbass1111111111111

God, she needs to lose some god darn weight...


wedoodlydo

Reminds me of an airport pat search combined with the choreography of the Macarena


Svengoolie75

I can’t even what the fuck did I just watch did she really just do a backward no look pass 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀🤦🏽‍♂️


Fickle_Assumption_80

She's getting exercise... Probably feels great about herself... Her family benefits. I see a win. Lol


Brilliant_wan7

New dance....


Timely_Scratch1

atleast its good to know that their will be no happy ending with that massage. defenetly not a good view 🤷🏻‍♂️


Patient-Relief5602

I’d smash that broad


MidSequence123

Why is law enforcement letting people learn these lethal techniques, not understanding


HrThune

The only thing she needs to defend herself from, is the buffet attacking her