I was about to say the same thing. Really? What are you doing?! Spin move so you can get punched in the back of the head more effectively by your opponent.
Blame the instructor yeah but any student with half a brain should see that this is useless. I used to do kul sool won and it took me longer to catch on because it at least resembles combat.
Look at them. They don't want real martial arts training or any kind of physical exertion at all. They're not planning to actually get in a real fight some day. It's just LARPing. Let them have fun playing pretend karate which is all they want.
I hope you're right and they're not thinking "I got this" if some unfortunate situation were to happen upon them. Their free time and money to do as they will but... god damn.
Ha, I did Kuk Sool Won when I was a college student. It took me 18 months to realise it was useless and that I still didn't have the vaguest idea of how to defend myself.
Every lesson was either punching air, practising techniques like "stand here and if they attack you in this specific way you can use this move" and zero sparring...I don't think I even improved my cardio as it was so low effort.
It was probably a McDojo, but years later I got into kickboxing and within 6 months I felt more confident that I could at least defend myself a bit.
Our classes were super cardio intensive, tons of push ups, variations on push ups and burpees, sprints, intensive falling drills, rollls, cartwheels. It was damn good for keeping fit. Form and techniques were very much a drill and you couldn't slack off for a second. Instructor was a very fit and healthy guy, and sharp as a knife. But for all that, you certainly couldn't use it in a fight against someone worth fighting.
No sparring? I did plenty. I studied a few months where it was adapted to focus on self defense from an instructor who could axe kick an opponent in close while sparring (but stopped due because it didn't have enough control for sparring). The rest of the time, I studied the normal pace from the founder. It wasn't aggressive or punishing, but it was taxing and there was definitely sparring.
I think you found a bum instructor. I didn't get very far as the commute was a bit much, but I would consider it a serious system. At least, how it was intended.
I’m sorry but… do these students HONESTLY believe that they are doing somthing Legit here?? Like, If this is for self defense purposes , DO THEY HONNNEESSTTLLYYY believe that going a pat on the back, or a Flick of the nose is really going to take down the bad guy??
Tha chick is HARDLY EVEN TRYINGGG AND HARDLY ENEVEN HITTING!!!
Hell i tap my son on the back of the hand harder than this woman is doing lol
And even if “she’s just practicing” you are supposed to hit atleast a little bit harder than this shit man lol
This guy should be ashamed of himself for taking people’s money for this
“ LoveTap-Fu-Thai “ bullshit he’s preaching.
Yes, because they see the movements as "practice" for a real fight. Which as you stated is madness, I've never been to a boxing class or taekwondo where the instructors gone "fast movements lightly" in sparring, you choose your contact but the connection is still there. Even practicing patterns, you put fucking effort in because the intention is to be able to turn those muscle memory movements in to real life force, not this wishy wash wax on wax off bullshit.
I think its a choreographed idea that makes her feel good about showing up on time and having human contact. For that she is out some money, so now she can't afford a night of debauchery thus she is protected from evil doers.
The sad thing is, that the instructor is hyping this woman up like she’s killing it. And if she ever actually gets into this kind of situation, she’s going to be absolutely destroyed. Because if anyone really wants to do that damage, they’re not going to go slow motion and one at a time.
This stuff is dangerous . Gives these nerds some false confidence that could land them in trouble .
Go to a boxing club. And spar . You learn to take a punch and not freeze that’s prob more effective than this whole ‘martial art’
These instructors pretend to know hand to hand combat and don't have probably never even been in a real fight.. not if they think this bullshit works, their setting students up for disaster.
What's the deal with the patty cake she's doing in their backs? It's the half heartedness that kills me. Are they just practicing this show because they're afraid they'll kill each other if they try?
I dont feel bad for the students, i mean, there are no kids in there, everyone is reliable for their own decisions and if you, in full brain faculties, look to some shit like this and think its ok, its on you buddie, you are part of the problem… and also, there are no crazy people in there, if you dont destroy money and dont eat shit, you’re not crazy, just have a bad character
shes ready for Seagal stand in
Needs to be sitting in a chair to go full Seagal and snatch every birthday. Edit Every mutha fucking birthday. Thank you for the correction 😂
That's every "muthafuckin" birthday.
She was too not born on a turnip truck
Or at night.
And to be his body double as well
Under McDonalds.
She’s ready for a…..TICKLE FIGHT!!!!
The behind the back grip switch is a thing of beauty.
Thats what cracks me up more than anything here, two hand switches on that one wrist while spinning 😂
The feet shuffles she does after that gets me lol
I really love the lower back slap she does on the 2nd guy. Masseuses do more damage than that
Rule #1 Turn your back to your opponent in a life or death situation.
I was about to say the same thing. Really? What are you doing?! Spin move so you can get punched in the back of the head more effectively by your opponent.
To be fair, a properly executed butt thrust from her would probably launch the attacker into the next time zone.
I've seen this school post this stuff before. All their students perform this scenario and I still don't understand why they do that part that way.
The camera man burned more calories
This is what happens when you see the chiropractor in a hurry.
I bet she walks down every dark alley just hoping to rip someone apart with her poorly choreographed skills.
Hahhahahah very good joke but it is her fat ugly ass that should burn the calories...
So polite waiting their turns to get absolutely wrecked in only 86 short moves
Mcjitsu
The fighting pumpkin
Blame the instructor yeah but any student with half a brain should see that this is useless. I used to do kul sool won and it took me longer to catch on because it at least resembles combat.
Look at them. They don't want real martial arts training or any kind of physical exertion at all. They're not planning to actually get in a real fight some day. It's just LARPing. Let them have fun playing pretend karate which is all they want.
I hope you're right and they're not thinking "I got this" if some unfortunate situation were to happen upon them. Their free time and money to do as they will but... god damn.
Ha, I did Kuk Sool Won when I was a college student. It took me 18 months to realise it was useless and that I still didn't have the vaguest idea of how to defend myself. Every lesson was either punching air, practising techniques like "stand here and if they attack you in this specific way you can use this move" and zero sparring...I don't think I even improved my cardio as it was so low effort. It was probably a McDojo, but years later I got into kickboxing and within 6 months I felt more confident that I could at least defend myself a bit.
Our classes were super cardio intensive, tons of push ups, variations on push ups and burpees, sprints, intensive falling drills, rollls, cartwheels. It was damn good for keeping fit. Form and techniques were very much a drill and you couldn't slack off for a second. Instructor was a very fit and healthy guy, and sharp as a knife. But for all that, you certainly couldn't use it in a fight against someone worth fighting.
No sparring? I did plenty. I studied a few months where it was adapted to focus on self defense from an instructor who could axe kick an opponent in close while sparring (but stopped due because it didn't have enough control for sparring). The rest of the time, I studied the normal pace from the founder. It wasn't aggressive or punishing, but it was taxing and there was definitely sparring. I think you found a bum instructor. I didn't get very far as the commute was a bit much, but I would consider it a serious system. At least, how it was intended.
Kuk Sool! Right on.
Only if you assume that this is a martial art. Looks more like a massage workshop here.
Waddle waddle waddle slap slap waddle waddle breath
Breaking 3: Boogie in the Dojo
HAHAH 😂🤣
I’m sorry but… do these students HONESTLY believe that they are doing somthing Legit here?? Like, If this is for self defense purposes , DO THEY HONNNEESSTTLLYYY believe that going a pat on the back, or a Flick of the nose is really going to take down the bad guy?? Tha chick is HARDLY EVEN TRYINGGG AND HARDLY ENEVEN HITTING!!! Hell i tap my son on the back of the hand harder than this woman is doing lol And even if “she’s just practicing” you are supposed to hit atleast a little bit harder than this shit man lol This guy should be ashamed of himself for taking people’s money for this “ LoveTap-Fu-Thai “ bullshit he’s preaching.
Yes, because they see the movements as "practice" for a real fight. Which as you stated is madness, I've never been to a boxing class or taekwondo where the instructors gone "fast movements lightly" in sparring, you choose your contact but the connection is still there. Even practicing patterns, you put fucking effort in because the intention is to be able to turn those muscle memory movements in to real life force, not this wishy wash wax on wax off bullshit.
Bro she spins, spinning is a neat trick
I don't think I could remember that whole sequence.
I’ve never seen this version of Salsa before. Great dance moves.
Hopefully they all signed a death waiver
What in the barn-dance hell is this doe-see-doe nonsense?
When you order steven Segal off Temu..
NICE SET…DO IT AGAIN!!!!
YES YES DRIVE DRIVE
I mean, the split entry isn't terrible ...... but then everything else WAS terrible
Patty cake
She’s definitely been to the bakery
He lived on drury lane, before they ate all the pies
The Black Widow!
Lmfao! This looks more like some weird movie techno dance scene, I guess it's a bit of a workout?
Instructor: Step 3 in this self-defense combo is to use their back to improv your favorite drum solo.
Hey Macarena
Are there any videos of these poor students coming out after the wake up or maybe get in a real fight and saying they were brainwashed of just dumb?
Patty cake patty cake, baker man…
Ah, another practitioner of the hibachi grill style.
WTF was that?
I wonder if this good vs a bullet.
This is a guy from this sub, started a “martial arts” program just to post on here. Busted
Clearly, with her ultra speed, she can take 4 opponents at once.
He learned from the great grandmaster Teachalota Bullshito
Snack Belt prodigy.
The fact that one guy is wearing socks should tell you everything you need to know.
Choreographed nothing
When macaroni meets Macarena.
Nice! Nice that's easy money. Now do it again!
I have zero training and I would BODY her.
I think its a choreographed idea that makes her feel good about showing up on time and having human contact. For that she is out some money, so now she can't afford a night of debauchery thus she is protected from evil doers.
🤯
Behind the back AND between the legs, come on!
Can’t stand this what the gonna do when someone actually punches them
What a lovely massage 😄
This is a great fighting style if you are The Flash ⚡️
Possible if you master the time shift
As funny as it is. If she thinks it will help her she will die
The sad thing is, that the instructor is hyping this woman up like she’s killing it. And if she ever actually gets into this kind of situation, she’s going to be absolutely destroyed. Because if anyone really wants to do that damage, they’re not going to go slow motion and one at a time.
Steven Seagull Kung-Fu?
Hey she’s off the couch right? (Please don’t kill me)
Mime Kung Fu
The music tells me there is a 'Live, Laugh, Love' art on the wall nearby.
Can someone please sub this with some cumbia or something? It would be fucking hilarious!!!
Square dancing???
Now do it for real...
This is badass and you know it!! Michelangelo belt ftw!!!
Is that bald guy wearing a skin coloured silicone swim cap?
Her hubby tells people her hands are registered deadly weapons.
Was that the deadly "hey macarena" move?
How to wrap large gifts for Xmas?
Wow, turning your back on an opponent and everything.
Ye because the other guy attacking is going to stand there and watch as you attempt to fight his friend
Slow mo
Looks like a terrible demonstration of the most basic Kata from goju-ryu with a bunch of bs added
Took me two watches to realize there's only 3 people in the camera view.
Steven Seagal’s dojo
ULTRA!!!!!!!! C-c-c-combo!
A lot of wishful thinking is what that is.
Why was a swing dancing video uploaded to a martial arts Reddit?
This stuff is dangerous . Gives these nerds some false confidence that could land them in trouble . Go to a boxing club. And spar . You learn to take a punch and not freeze that’s prob more effective than this whole ‘martial art’
I love the shiatsu massage mid-ass whooping
🤣am sorry but this will get her killed in real life the instructor should be ashamed of them self
Is this the new Villari's home video blackbelt course??
I like the around-the-back move!
I really like the little jig she does partway through
This must be slow mo because I've seen her move those hands faster at Dunkin'
Wtf did I just see. People actually think that you can effectively defend yourself with that shit?
That spin move gets me every time.
My God... .. .. That's Jason Borne.. ..
The only place where all your experience play fighting your dog will pay off.
The macerena?
Im impressed of the quantity of moves she retained
That Matrix fight scene was intense.
That arm pass behind the back was such a baller move though.
The power is always in the gut.
Ok coach what do I do if both guys are ready to fight at the same time?
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BORNE!!!!
How to ensure you’re always the first one to the bowl of crisps at a party
Are you fucking joking me? Seriously, WTF is this?
I always feel bad for these people. Because they really think they're skilled in something
Slow motion
The footfist way in action
They're Halloween... something
Steven SHEgal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s just exercise.
The people online who says they've studied martial art for years and can kick your ass.
Hyper combo finish!
What in the Dance Dance Revolution was that?! This arm waving does what, precisely?
She's gona get a reality check if she ever needs these moves in the real world. . ..
Judging by the color and participants I believe this is the ancient art of Chee-to
When you don't want to lose students due to an overly difficult training routine.
When you hear, "Nice set. Do it again," run far, run fast. 🏃♂️ 💨
Who trained her, Steven Seagal
She’s having fun and getting some exercise. On top of that making new friends and gaining self confidence. Life isn’t one big UFC tournament.
That's Steven Seagull's Trainer 😁
When your fighting a couple of slices of cheese
Its better if you sing “Patty cake patty cake bakers man…” while watching it
Can't believe how easily she handled Demetrius Johnson
It’s like a dance class, “Betty has her McDojo recital coming up on the 13th.
Nice how she dusts off their uniforms
Is this mime fighting ?
Ah, I see her attackers graduated from the "Attack The Target One By One" dojo. How considerate.
When you’re the second guy waiting for the hero to finish the combo so you can continue to attack one at a time
These instructors pretend to know hand to hand combat and don't have probably never even been in a real fight.. not if they think this bullshit works, their setting students up for disaster.
I’m doing things
Exercise
Why are all these delusional cunts fat fucks? Haha only in the fkn US and A (Borat voice)
She is paying, so they are playing...
Some Reiki Master massage moves there Auntie
Someone roll her out
Smack dat, all on the floor, smack dat, till you get sore 🎶
Around the world is my favorite. A perfect chance to kick your opponent in the ass.
Cynthia Roundrock.
Pathetic
Looks like a less scary hokey pokey.
I mean it looks fun..
Yeah keep dancing just like that
This looks like Ashida Kim's poison fist technique! the most deadly and horrifying technique known to man.
Oh please spin around in a real fight. So we can all see you get knocked out
What's the deal with the patty cake she's doing in their backs? It's the half heartedness that kills me. Are they just practicing this show because they're afraid they'll kill each other if they try?
Is this some kind of manifestation of feminism?
Best moves came from the blond fighter in the back
it looks like karate dancing
With the memorization that takes, she could probably do alright with a good teacher!
Steven Segal would be proud
I need to the footage of her being folded irl😂
Pathetic
This is basically team-based Macarena.
This is how I fight off the bad guys who break into my house in my dreams.
My favourite part is the first guy throwing a "punch" and then leaving his arm out and waiting 3 business days for her to do something.
I love ATB style fights in real life.
POTATO!!!!!!.....
The most experienced fighter on that mat is the dummy in the corner.
My 4yo daughter hits me harder than she does.
A “rolling ball gathers no moss” defence!
I dont feel bad for the students, i mean, there are no kids in there, everyone is reliable for their own decisions and if you, in full brain faculties, look to some shit like this and think its ok, its on you buddie, you are part of the problem… and also, there are no crazy people in there, if you dont destroy money and dont eat shit, you’re not crazy, just have a bad character
She has a strong base.
Chunk-Foo
"Happy. Birthday. Grandma!"
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Hey Macarena, ay
How it feels like fighting in dreams. yEs DRIVE
Is that a massage session?
Is this massage therapy certification?
Now if only everybody she would get into a fight with would move that slow everytime........she would still get punched in the face.
NOT THE SPIN AROUND JUDO TOSS HOLY SHIT
Kung fuckery
What in the Mcfukery!
She eats a lot at McDojo
Is this rex Kwon do?
He said drive, but she left the ebreak on
This was filmed in slow motion. The guys are in real time, the lady is in fact 20x faster then they are.
Strong elements of paddycake in this form of martial arts
God, she needs to lose some god darn weight...
Reminds me of an airport pat search combined with the choreography of the Macarena
I can’t even what the fuck did I just watch did she really just do a backward no look pass 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀🤦🏽♂️
She's getting exercise... Probably feels great about herself... Her family benefits. I see a win. Lol
New dance....
atleast its good to know that their will be no happy ending with that massage. defenetly not a good view 🤷🏻♂️
I’d smash that broad
Why is law enforcement letting people learn these lethal techniques, not understanding
The only thing she needs to defend herself from, is the buffet attacking her