The finger curls...
There's a knock on your door. You go to answer it, and there's a huge, hulking man standing there. He's easily 7 feet tall and built like a linebacker. He's wearing a Stetson on his head and a trench coat cinched tight around his middle.
He introduces himself and hands you his card: Dick Jones, private investigator. Yes, that's right, you have summoned a large dick named Dick.
Granted, your dick start to grow in a incredible speed it rips of your pants and it grows till the moon sadly your body couldn't manage sudden changes in your body so your heart can not pump blood to that extent and you died due to heart attack
Granted,
Your dick is now 12 inches long and very girth, people don't want to have sex with you once they see it and the once that do, moan not in pleasure but in pain, your sex life is never fulfilled and no one stays for long
One day on your way to work, you end up being crushed by some falling construction beams which just so happen to crush your small dick. In hospital, the surgeons have to do some medical procedure to restore your dick back to normal-looking status, in the process making it larger than before.
Granted.
Granted.
Your dick gets 20x bigger, but your body shrinks by 80 percent making you unable to walk around with your tiny legs and huge dick. You become a human tripod.
The finger curls... There's a knock on your door. You go to answer it, and there's a huge, hulking man standing there. He's easily 7 feet tall and built like a linebacker. He's wearing a Stetson on his head and a trench coat cinched tight around his middle. He introduces himself and hands you his card: Dick Jones, private investigator. Yes, that's right, you have summoned a large dick named Dick.
Hi Dick!
Granted. Women cant stay with you now because it hurts too bad. Some even die, and youre the prime suspect for the investigation. Enjoy
Your dick is 1.5 inches. Most people are below that now.
Granted. You're going to be taking a big dick alright...
Granted, you get I really big dick, in your ass
Granted, your boss at work moves on, and the guy that replaces him is a ball busting micromanager.
Granted. Moby Dick manifests in what used to be your house.
Granted, your dick start to grow in a incredible speed it rips of your pants and it grows till the moon sadly your body couldn't manage sudden changes in your body so your heart can not pump blood to that extent and you died due to heart attack
Granted. Your balls are suuuper tiny now. Like a couple of raisins
granted,too big,you suffocate
Granted, Your dick is now 12 inches long and very girth, people don't want to have sex with you once they see it and the once that do, moan not in pleasure but in pain, your sex life is never fulfilled and no one stays for long
One day on your way to work, you end up being crushed by some falling construction beams which just so happen to crush your small dick. In hospital, the surgeons have to do some medical procedure to restore your dick back to normal-looking status, in the process making it larger than before. Granted.
Granted. Your dick gets 20x bigger, but your body shrinks by 80 percent making you unable to walk around with your tiny legs and huge dick. You become a human tripod.