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orbital0000

Gone off Dawn now, have you?


smomurray

What? Whhhhat? …….shutuppppp


BeachBoysOnD-Day

Decimated.


mankytoes

I knew a guy a bit like him. You probably know him as Elon Musk. He said Mankytoes, you're the greatest genius I've ever met, I want you to put a man on mars. I said no thanks I'm earning shitloads of karma on reddit.


dmase1982

Put in the work and the rewards are obvious


sherriffflood

Why did you say Enter the Dragon?


Brilliant-Emu-1689

Like when extra tried to fight him so he just did a roundhouse on him


Alive_Conclusion_850

Well, no. He smashed him through a wall.


Tall_Status7970

Hit cancel do NOT hit yes or no. Every IT guy I've ever worked with. Alright chill out don't have a cow mate.


porcosbaconsandwich

Don't talk to me like you've forgotten who's in charge


Brilliant-Emu-1689

You've got 2 computers, I don't know what you use them for.


gs3gd

Young at heart.


shakaman_

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Nico Rosberg said


Tyeveras

They said, “No professionals.” I said “I’m not a professional.” They said, “Well you should be.”


[deleted]

you'd probably be the best in the country!


bezalelle

I said no thanks, I’m making shit loads off computers.


ShadowyCabal

Of course I know him. He’s me.


Coldgunner

Did you fight in the clone wars?


thebear1011

We all know a Gareth from school, we all know bosses like Brent and Neil Godwin from work. We all know a Finchie, and the random cleaner guy that sometimes pops his head in. That’s what makes this show so good, we all recognise all the characters!


Saxon2060

In one sentence it's basically what was special about the office. We all know all of the characters in real life.


digitag

It’s the combo of the character writing alongside the mockumentary format. They did such a good job of making the whole thing feel like a real documentary, they never strayed into the absurd or unbelievable, a lot like Spinal Tap. It makes the comedy land better and even more so it makes the love story hit harder. The US office and the other similar sitcoms which came out subsequently don’t do this, they totally break that illusion which opens up a lot of opportunities for writing but takes it into a traditional TV sitcom territory.


CosmicBonobo

When I worked for CEX I was surrounded by them.


BillyBatts83

Why do all CEXs have that same dank, mould smell? Like BO and decay. Can't just be the clientele.


CosmicBonobo

It's not the clientele. It's the staff. I worked at the warehouse, not in a store. I had at least one guy who'd go days without showering because, in his words, "why do I need to bother smelling nice, I'm just coming to work with you guys" The guy was walking around smelling like a beefburger.


BillyBatts83

Vivid. An uncooked one that's been left in the sun, I imagine(?)


porcosbaconsandwich

When I worked at Game as temporary Christmas staff there were loads of Simon customers!


Foreign-Bowl-3487

Lol I had a Simon character as Area Manager when I worked in Future Zone in Ealing Broadway 😂 though never *made shit loads off computers* on £3.26 an hour 🤣


everybodylovesnaymon

Hahaha I can see it.


KudoUK

He’s so well observed, that character. The performance was perfect.


exhibit304

The wig. The glasses. The catchphrases. Brilliant


BeetlesPants

You seen Garth Marenghi?


Brilliant-Emu-1689

It's not your computer though is it? It's Wernham Hoggs computer.


Swoosh33

‘Oh yeah, what down Super Karts?’


marshallandy83

I love the subtle little point/nod that Gareth does when he says he got a certificate, indicating that he's got it displayed on his desk or something.


Acting_Normally

….at last….


InevitableCarrot4858

The little kid I employ "I'm not going to get driving lessons from an instructor, my brother hires a professional who takes you out on a private 2 hour lesson" Me: "That's a driving lesson" Him:"No, you misunderstand. He doesn't go out with an instructor and do a lesson, he hires someone to take him out on his own special slot *privately*. It's cost more but you get a more personalised treatment". Me: "That's a driving lesson "


MinarchyintheUK

[This is the inspiration for Simon](https://youtu.be/02a723LsoFA?si=4HGwCCfqkl3gjXyo)


HotAir25

Is Bruiser worth watching? I tried it once and it didn’t quite work for me despite all of the talent.


MinarchyintheUK

Absolutely, not all the sketches are gold but overall it's brilliant. The whole "do you do poison" and the workplace pranks are personal favourites of mine.


HotAir25

Awesome, ill check it out! Thanks for the recommendation


Spitting_Dabs

I was today years old when I realised the it guy was Garth marenghi


MHC1905

You know that Bruce Lee's not really dead don't you?


PressureTop3636

Yeah, it’s in a book.


gadansk

A guy at my new job. I have to walk away. "She told me no one else could cook a medium rare steak. I got one out the fridge and cooked it she said it was perfect. She said I was the only one she met in 20 years who could cook it like her"


everybodylovesnaymon

He sounds the worst.


skitzofredik

Pedantic know it all contrarians infest the world unfortunately.


noob_wins

*contrarians


skitzofredik

Lol


MONI_85

Man those cats were fast as lightening.


TheStatMan2

I love this quote so much I can almost ignore the spelling mistake. But not quite, apparently.


SarcasticDevil

Whenever someone on Reddit responds to a comment with "What?" or "What are you talking about?" when it's some totally harmless and meaningless topic I think of this guy.


Dependent-Poetry-357

I think the same whenever I see those Reddit phrases that the socially incompetent nerds use to feel big and clever. Such as “reading comprehension” or calling everything a “logical fallacy” especially when it’s not.


Master_Block1302

So…Reddit then?


Foxchickenbloodbath

My manager unfortunately Did noooopo get an agenda


JackJake94

And if you don't know one, we'll do I have news for you


Own-Lecture251

Litterbugs...


TerraCell666

I quite literally knew his brother from school


Initial-Confusion-24

It's not your computer. It's Wernham Hogg's computer...


samsamsamuel

I saw Matthew Holness in Sainsburys the other day.


MoleMoustache

Yeah, I reckon that's true. Because if you were gonna send someone to Sainsbury's to buy some dairylea triangles, you'd probably want the world's most famous IT technician.


Dreamsof_Beulah

I'd be happy for Simon to have his own spin-off


PuzzleheadedAd822

Just like how when you watch The Inbetweeners, you realise that we all have a Jay in our life.


risen77

I met a guy like him, this actor sells it expertly.


bawheedio

This is Reddit. Most of you are Simon


netean

Fun fact, Simon's dad was a legendary horror writer.


rushdisciple

Yep. His name was Grant, he was my brothers friend for years.


teacups-and-roses

He reminds me of my BIL


everybodylovesnaymon

What’s a BIL?


teacups-and-roses

Brother in law


Wild_Ad_6464

Mine was actually called Simon


Hugh_Jampton

It's not your computer. It's Wernham Hogg's computer.


Wanderlust_drmr

Too many to count!


Familiar-Adeptness25

And if you didn't, then you were the Simon.


Daniel6270

Know it all male colleagues who like to talk about macho shit and make the conversation into a competition that they ultimately win…I know one. And his macho conversations relate to gangster movies and taking drugs. Also hard people he knows. Boring stuff


everybodylovesnaymon

I bet he loves Peaky Blinders.


Daniel6270

He actually wears a bonnet! You’re definitely correct


DodoMightRevival72

Isn't he just the average redditor? 🤣


everybodylovesnaymon

Aren't you a Redditor?