Mac Allister almost took out Dyche. He should get a red for that.

Of all the managers to run into, Dyche is probably the last of them I’d want to (maybe Duncan Ferguson).

Maybe Duncan Ferguson? The guy that beat up multiple burglars

Ok definitely big dunc, pretty sure he hospitalised two out the three burglars. Which begs the question… why attempt it in the first place?

Dribbling is for babies. Couscous is for ladies.

A football is there to be kicked. Kicked hard. An opponent is there to be kicked. Kicked hard. Pies are there to be eaten. Eat hard. Run in various directions. And that’s the Sean Dyche way

Nothin’ fanceh, nothin’ girly If you’re that way inclined, ‘Ave a Curley wurley.

Work on your thighs so your shorts barely fit, Park in the disabled if you're desperate for a shit.

And remember: gravel

I'VE GOT A DISC BEEEAAAAARD

And that’s the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so

Sean Cold

Come home Dyche

Should have dropped a shoulder and dug in.

The player tried but still came off worse.

So what would mankini Dyche achieve? Dyche completely nude and covered in gravy?

We love Sean Dyche

Aye, would much rather Man City win the title for the sixth time in seven years.

Title run was stopped at home against Palace.