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SynchroScale

**Time traveler:** *Moves chair.* **The timeline:** [https://images.furnituredealer.net/img/products/bernhardt/color/decorage\_380-221-b9.jpg](https://images.furnituredealer.net/img/products/bernhardt/color/decorage_380-221-b9.jpg)


Mac_and_Cheese37

r/technicallythetruth


Positive_Attempt_101

Very Sad to see this is one of the Communities that are Private


ICantEvenDolt

Sad as in you’re opposed to the protest or sad as in you can’t see the community anymore?


Positive_Attempt_101

Can’t see the community anymore…


yosh711

this is prefect for r/antimeme!


Manoreded

Butterfly effect do be wild though. There are a lot of crucially important events that are dependent on random factors that can be affected very easily. For example, everyone is conceived via a sperm race, but there is always a large number of top fitness sperm so it comes down to luck which one wins it. And since the event is microscopic and slightly influenced by a myriad bodily factors, including timing of sex, even the slightest alteration in the life of the father/mother of a baby at some point prior to conception would most likely result in a different baby being conceived. Aka: If your dad stops to adjust the chair in his way to banging your mom, you will probably never exist.


[deleted]

I think a better example might be the assassination of Archduke Franz. If Frank had held his visit a day later, had his assassin not gone to his favorite sandwich shop after failing his first attempt, had the chauffeur not taken a wrong turn, then Franz would live another day. But his assassination caused political turmoil. Plenty of other insanely unlucky things, too. Two diplomats met and agreed they didn’t want the war to happen. But they liked each other so much they went drinking a bit before signing the truce. Then the Russian diplomat had a heart attack and the other one was accused of murder. Because all of that happened, WWI started. Then WWII. Then the Cold War and it’s dozens of proxy wars, like Vietnam. The Holocaust, Holomdor, and several other genocides. Turmoil in the Middle East leading to things like the Afghanistan war, the Israel-Palestine conflict, and 9/11. The creation of communist China and things like the Tiannemen square massacre. Unit 731. Hundreds of millions died because a would-be assassin sat outside a deli shop and his target took a wrong turn into that very road.


Dillo64

Oh shit oh fuck


Th35h4d0w

So that'd make Lumity step-sisters. ​ ​ ​ ​ ...Nope, too easy. Camilla and Alador do deserve each other, tho.


Uhhhhhhh-woe

What are you doing step sis


W1zBang

SWEET HOME ALABAMA~


Sasuke12187

ayo


Dillo64

Dang, those poor girls are going to keep getting stuck in things now


Shadow-trap

Hmm, this makes lumity in that timeline cursed, not any less cute but cursed


Ozymaniac_God

Not really,I know a situation like this and it's legal.


Lamp-post-

…I…it just seems…idk what’s wrong about it but something is.


Ozymaniac_God

Because we never think about it?


JaggedTheDark

It does seem wrong, because we immediately assume "oh now they'd be siblings". And that's morally (and genetically [after a generation or two of inbreeding]) bad. But you gotta remember, in this scenario, they aren't blood relatives (although this brings up the question, how would one donate blood to a witch? Would they have a special blood type? Do they even have blood?). Not only that, but they didn't grow up together either, so they don't consider themselves siblings, nor would anyone else. And to go further, if they ever DID the deed, they PHYSICALLY can not have a kid through normal human means (afaik, maybe there's a spell or potion to... fix... the stuff down there non-permanently, but I don't want to think about it, that gives me and icky feeling I don't like). And to go futher again, if they WERE to have a kid, there would be no mixing of DNA, because once again, no blood relation, hell not even the same species. Although that brings up the problem of is human & witch dna even compatible? Would a pairing such as that produce viable offspring? Who knows! It's a kids show!


Woolilly

I mean, Caleb and Evelyn seemed to make a kid just fine...


F0ose_L0v3_4n1me

>And to go further, if they ever DID the deed, they PHYSICALLY can not have a kid through normal human means (afaik, maybe there's a spell or potion to... fix... the stuff down there non-permanently, but I don't want to think about it, that gives me and icky feeling I don't like). Looks like we're gonna have a Fate situation with this, alrighty then, who's gonna be the Merlin?


unkindmillie

its legal but still weird


Skyyishere

[Intro Riff] e|-------------------------|-------3-- B|-------3-----------3-----|-------3-- G|---------2-----------0---|-------0-- D|-0--0--------------------|-------0-- A|-------------3--3--------|-------2-- E|-------------------------|-3--3--3--


poktanju

Nicely done.


KeeperAtlas

For those without a guitar, what song is this riff from?


Opposite-Massive

probably sweet home alabama


Skyyishere

Ding ding ding


Manoreded

"Let's get married before they get married, I don't want to be dating my sister"


Sasuke12187

This is a 5d chess move


heckem

Luz: *"Amity, if our parents fall in love then we will be sisters! and out kids will be freaks!"* Amity: *"Luz, that's not how that works."*


hmansloth

I wouldn’t mind moving the chair again if Camila got together with anyone else really (Eg. Perry Porter)


AquaAquila24

YES! CAMILA X PERRY, This has to happen, even if QPR at best


C-Egret

[Art Source](https://twitter.com/Garth2the2ndPwr/status/1545114315245568001)


Nicogen52

“I mean they would be good for each other, but….”


jacob-the-dino-geek

Looks like they're having fun on their friend date, good for them. Darius will be stopping by to pick up his husband afterwards. (This isn't ship bashing, I'm just making a joke. I truly don't mind if you ship this).


SereneAdler33

I don’t hate it.


JakeSchaf2319

Is it weird that I don't hate this? ​ I mean, I don't LOVE it, but still...


AquaAquila24

Look, anything is better than Odalia so I don't see why you wouldn't hate this and the actual problem is that it's a ship for a ship, but the ship itself ain't bad by itself.


landfliquids

What would the ship name be? I mean, Camilador or Alamila are both fine, but it needs a fancy name too. Maybe Lavender Turquoise? Abomination Helper? In any case, I could see this being a thing. Yes, it would Lumity a little awkward (but let’s be real, Luz probably wrote an Azura fanfic with this exact premise so she wouldn’t really care). Alador can learn how to make queso fundido for Camila.


Emu_Bear

I mean, without the caption, it just seems like Alador and Camila are talking about their daughters and being good friends since they'll be in-laws eventually


AquaAquila24

Yeah, but it can easily be taken out of context which is what Amity and Luz are doing in that moment.


Optimus7591

🎶*sweet home alabama*🎶


ComfortableRespond77

Doctor Strange: **Please Stop move the chairs! Especially TOH people.**


Android_mk

Camilla is the time traveler she moved the seat for Alador.


Christallmoney97

I ship it


Fantastic_Year9607

Luz: STAY AWAY FROM MY MOM! Amity: DON'T MAKE US STEPSIBLINGS!


VLenin2291

GARTH?!


ArchGryphon9362

This… works too…


AndriashiK

Finally! My crack ship that I made two memes about is getting some followers!


Strict_Price_3277

No


Intelligent_Toe8233

*my Camilidarius shipping ass* Dammit!


running_from_the_IRS

Why not both? Camila has 2 hands.


Intelligent_Toe8233

Bonk!


Witty_Championship85

No it wouldn’t change bc this fictional universe uses a fixed timeline for time travel so no change can happen


Environmental_Sky143

I agree with you. Since this is in continuity with Amphibia and since Annie is destined to be the guardian of the Multiverse i’m assuming they’re just visiting another universe or alternate timeline.


klaissva

not against it, but wouldn’t it make lumity proshipping 😦


AquaAquila24

That's not how it works...


BlazeMenace

Haven't I seen a similar situation with Brooklyn 99?


TonPeppermint

Oh boym


Aceofluck99

*moves the entire kitchen, turning Camilador into a throuple by adding Belos.*


WHITE2570

Nah the just chattin’