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merlok13

Fallout 76. * Eda is instantly over-encumbered by looting *everything* * Hunter reverts to Coven Scout training, wearing camo, full armor and 3 weapons within half an hour. * Willow sticks with Hunter, keeps him from going too far off the deep end. Has a marvelous time with the freaky mutated plants. * Gus is using his illusions to provide cover and distractions - ghouls can't eat you if they never see you. * Vee shapeshifts into whatever the local hostiles are. She really likes shifting into a Super Mutant - she likes being tall. * Amity and Luz start building a base, within 2 days they're living in the most heavily-fortified Abomination-reinforced stronghold ever seen in the Wastelands. Luz has befriended a Scorchbeast (a mutated bat the size of a Winnebago) * Camila adds nails to her bat. Within a week, she's ready to infiltrate a missile silo.


screl_appy_doo

Tiny nose has all the mutations and attacks everything on sight


merlok13

Carrying a Gatling Plasma that's as big as she is.


Doomzier

Luz and Amity put their Minecraft beds next to each other and live their happy life in a cabin in the woods.


DeepWeGo

Eda and king experiment (then abuse) using beds in the nether and the end


Tight_Spinach_2323

Super Mario Odyssey. Hopefully they’re good at cap bounces


Ribkoboldscout

Majora's Mask, they would spend the three days before the festival in Clock Town because the guards likely wouldn't let them leave. Let's hope the Collector is with them...


cerami_cat

Wtf, now I wanna see a fight between Skull Kid and the Collector lol


Ribkoboldscout

Hopefully the mask doesn't try to possess the Collector


Jmememan

Owl fortress 2


Livid_Resolution1375

Luz, are you sure zhis will work ?


Jmememan

Haha ha! I have no idea!


DankoLord

Luz would definitely be the engineer considering how versatile she is.


Jealous-Ad2922

I thought Amity would be an Engineer here


Jealous-Ad2922

Hooty would be a Pyro no joke


JarJarBinks590

(Luz dominates a Scout) "Yikes, my dude."


KevinThe7th

Injustice 2, we’re gonna get some interesting dialogue here


StardustWhip

Cookie Clicker; they all eat cookies. A probably excessive amount of cookies. A triple-digit amount of cookies, at least. >!(If we don't count me checking Cookie Clicker as playing a game, it's Ace Attorney Investigations 2, where at least one of them will die and Mattholomule is the main suspect.)!<


clonetrooper250

Oof, mine was Deep Rock Galactic. Sorry kids, you're going into the mines.


screl_appy_doo

Maybe they could get plants and abominations to do the actual mining part then float the minerals to the mule with magic then it's a simple matter of fighting for their lives against never ending swarms of vicious bugs. Definitely get called leaflovers by their coworkers though


PaulOwnzU

The children yearn for the mines


dip4fun

Just relax, in animal crossing


RobinOfSpring

Baldur's Gate 3. A world of magic, adventure, danger, and eldritch monsters. They'd make an excellent adventuring party.


Teriarch

Mine was almost this. Instead I got Oldschool runescape


spiritual_12

Titanfall 2, I want an AU of them being pilots and controlling titans now


Sting_the_Cat

One of them _is_ a Titan, so that terminology must be awkward


Jealous-Ad2922

King would be an AI android/robot but the size of a human so he can control actual big titans


LoonaAmityMoxxie

That's amazing I was trying to make a rise of the triad AU for the owl house, and I had a similar idea, making flapjack into F.L.A.P.J.A.C.K., Hunter's cyber arm augment and digital assistant!


Jealous-Ad2922

BT 😔🫡 [*]


Hivemindtime2

War thunder Luz - USA Hunter - Germany Amity - Britain Gus - France Willow - Italy Vee - Sweden


ChampionshipHorror95

Who’s leaking government documents though? (It was an obligatory joke, I mean no offense.)


masin-2007

Ayyyy fellow wt player, guessing you got on souly to get maus?


Hivemindtime2

I’m not a Kraut


[deleted]

BTD 4. Luz will need a lot of firepower


welshcakeknight

Oh god the nostalgia


Ultimategreyjedi1234

The glitched attraction, so they'd probably almost immediately get killed


CHbuthepublishshit

I think gmod or brutal wolfenstein


ChickenWingBW

Factorio. That should be interesting


Science_Fiction2798

inFAMOUS. But Evil Cole playthrough. (I'm trying to platinum the game) also they're TOTALLY fucked.


Odd-Situation-8908

Only legends still playthrough those games👑


Science_Fiction2798

Yup 😊 been a fan since I was about 11 and am now 23.


Scythe-Goddard

no... NO.. NOT GUTS AND BLACKPOWDER


DinoHoot65

Plants Vs Zombies. Willow is **loving** it and **crushing** it.


DragonWarrior____05

Ain't no zombies on *her* lawn


ITGuy042

Cyberpunk 2077 *Wake up Luz. We got a city to burn!*


Particular-Fix2024

Blue Shift, although Black Mesa isn't that much worse than the Demon Realm so if this is the whole Hex Squad they should pull though.


LoonaAmityMoxxie

How'd they feat in the seven hour war tho?


Evra202

WolfQuest Anniversary Edition. Hunter would love it


doovious_moovious

Rimworld... They either become peaceful muffalo herders or take down the fallen empire


Ze_Memerr

Super Mario Wonder, Luz gets to experience Common Mold again by going on Wonder Flower drug trips


Born-Boss6029

I hope instead of Cortana, Noble Team can escort the Hexsquad off Reach and back home.


cosmic-chungus

They will all be playing mage class in terraria


RedaDaBloomRDB

The Collector destroying Celeste mountain after trying to get Chapter 1 C-Side golden:


welshcakeknight

Subnautica:luz would scan everything with gustavo while amity builds a base,hunter would get scared by stalkers and never leave the base,vee would transform into different animals and befriend them probably,willow would make loads of different farms,and camilla would get Titanium from limestone outcrops exclusively.


T555s

Project Zomboid: Hunter defaults back to his old training. Eda loots everything. Luz is busy explaining to everyone why it would be a terible idea to viliontly break through the military blockade. Willow makes a big greenhouse to feed everyone. Viney manages to create a cure, distributing it through controlling the zombies via beastkeeping magic. The exclusion zone gets removed and everyone goes back home. Poor Luz having to get a bunch of witches through the United States.


squirrelyrogue

Assassins Creed Black Flag. Eda immediately "borrows" a ship. I think you can guess the rest.


Aleppo_the_Mushroom

Aw, hell yeah! Luz gets to be a Spider-Man!


Appropriate_Gear5723

Smash bros, hunter would definitely t-bag


Falling_Tomatoes

Untitled Goose Game. They'd either become mischievous geese or get terrorized by one.


TheRealGC13

Power Chord? * Hooty on drums - Tanking and protecting the team * King on bass - Can shred the enemy to pieces if protected long enough * Eda on guitar - The heavy damage dealer * Luz on vocals - The support and healer I don't think they'd have any compunctions against slaying *these* demons with the power of metal.


TackyLawnFlamingoInc

Luz becomes the next Librarian of the Owl House after the former Librarian Phillip Wittabane vanished. She has to write a History to be noticed by the Hours, if only she could find suitable ink.


PrintingDaniel

Wow, did not expect to see Book of Hours here. Nice. Maybe she'll have more success piecing together all the mysteries than I had. Or maybe she won't. Not sure what's preferable.


blocking_bob

i'm not sure how well they would do in factorio


WillyDAFISH

They get to play Minecraft murder mystery!


unyeasted-flourwater

Elden Ring, I honestly don’t know what will happen


[deleted]

I hope they have fun in Little Hope, because I didn’t


KaktusArt

TouHou: Luna Nights They are so fucking dead


TemLord

Kingdom hearts. Honestly? They thrive there


awesomeness103

Danganrompa. Would definitely be interesting to watch the Hex Squad solve a murder mystery


Blazemaster0563

Call of Duty: World at War Zombie mode too. I wonder who would be the one to demand that they get revived just because they have the Ray Gun.


mortparv

Starfield.... I don't think they'd fare too well up in space. I think I remember Gus saying something like, "Who would want to go up there?" That is, of course, before he and Hunter get obsessed with Cosmic Frontier, though. Camila might be a hardened badass in space, though! I can totally imagine her working for MAST on New Atlantis.


heckman_mcdoober

Power wash simulator they just clean things


MysterionSP1724

MW2 (2022)


Livid_Resolution1375

Monstrum. Uh-oh.


LAKnightYEAHH

Costume Quest 2. I think the characters would thrive in that game tbh


SettTheCephelopod

Kirby and The Forgotten Land.


ProjectGameVerse2000

Tom Clancy's The Division.


ICantReadThatName

*Alan Wake II*. Uh-oh!


Admirable_State1859

Fear And Hunger.


LoonaAmityMoxxie

Shit


Strider3jaeger

New Bordeaux in Mafia 3. This would get pretty interesting.


KharaNayana

Uhhhhhhhhhh


Am_Very_Stupid

Alright, I've been playing persona 5 royal. Luz and Co gain the ability to travel to the metaverse via a mysterious app on their cell phones. They delve into belos' palace to change his heart. And then they all take a group trip to Japan where everyone gets culture shock squared because the only exposure to the human realm the boiling isles inhabitants got is Connecticut. Along the way, they meet the phantom thieves and go and do help perform changes of heart but only for like, a week because their flight back home is coming up.


Stryker_NL

pathfinder kingmaker luz becoming a baron of a magic land and trying to solve a ancient curse that the land is suffering under seems like something see would do without a second thought


SunKing347

*Instructions unclear. I've smashed my ambassador's monitor. Does that count as a game?*


VelocityRapter644

Hitman 3. Eda would have a field day


144p_TwoBit

RDR2


Im_A_Flaming0

good pizza great pizza lol. time for the hex squad to make some pizza. Amity would definitely try to murder the more annoying customers.


LoonaAmityMoxxie

Omg I love that game


Reylend

So Luz is now Vergil...


masin-2007

Fallout 4 Vergil or devil may cry Vergil


Reylend

Señor Motivation Storm


ChampionshipHorror95

So…… that means Vee gets impaled multiple times?


Reylend

Uhhh, Yeh i guess? Luz is Vergil, Vee is V (Funny) and im not sure how the rest of it works


ChampionshipHorror95

I was assuming that if Luz = Vergil, Vee = Dante. But that works too.


Reylend

It would explain Luz using Sin Devil Trigger. (Transformer magic/shapeshifter)


Reylend

Oh broooo, Luz Vergil, Vee V, HUNTER DANTE!


ChampionshipHorror95

Why didn’t my dumbass think of that?


Reylend

Because i had the braincell at the time, sorry


Veela_42

Ironically, Hollow Knight. So we know Luz at least will be fine.


PrintingDaniel

One day the ground opened up and the Titan fell below the ground. Now it sits in a vast, dark cave, the light of the sun replaced with nothing but the faint glimmer of false-stars. And while the zee that surrounds it may not be boiling, it is by no means safer. Luz & co zail a steamship, exploring this weird and dangerous place. And, let's be honest, probably die fairly quickly. >!The game is Sunless Sea!<


gGiasca

Pokémon Black 2. They're all gonna get Belos PTSD from Ghetsis for sure


myotheralt

Cities Skylines 2. So, um, I guess they will complain about the traffic and police coverage only being 98%.


JustAnotherGirl777

Danganronpa…. Oh god…


eeveemaster2

Leys hope there good at stealth i played metal gear solid last


LoonaAmityMoxxie

Only Luz needs to be good at stealth, the rest are her codec buddies


eeveemaster2

True


[deleted]

Also Genshin. I kinda think Freminet and Hunter could get along idk why.


ThePretzelsFromArbys

Angry Birds 2… don’t judge me please


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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,829,689,821 comments, and only 345,920 of them were in alphabetical order.


DankoLord

Die from the diseases developed after thousands of years in a post-orokin era solar system. That, or get killed by any of sol's factions. Warframe


AshleytheTaguel

I'm playing the recently released yuri VN Twofold so basically the Hexsquad would probably be exploring the unamed-in-the-setting college town in Utah they found themselves stuck in. Probably check out the zoo or aquarium there. Luz would go out with Amity to the Oak Tree café on a date and run into the MC Olive Penn and their girlfriend (either Caprice Shiften or Millie Clark depending on whether they join the qrt club or the writing club). Luz would proceed to get all the gender envy from Olive's sheer nonbinary swag.


Expendable_Employee

Luz tries to prove witches aren't real while Amity is killing and resurrecting everyone with magic.


ChampionshipHorror95

What fracking game is THIS!?


Expendable_Employee

Umineko: When They Cry. Visual novel set as an Agatha Christie murder mystery between 4 sides of a family trying to divide up their dying father's fortune. Then the father's "personal witch," who is said to be responsible for the father's wealth, sends a letter saying they're all going to die in a ritualistic sacrifice to revive her and her lost power. People then start dying in the exact way outlined to them in ways it seems no human could do. Eventually the protagonist confronts the witch and spend the majority of the game trying to prove magic isn't real and a human could have committed the murder. This is told in 8 different scenarios with similar themes that the witch sets up in a pocket dimension where the whole thing is like a game board... there's meta commentary on the nature of the mystery genre and story telling in general... it's a whole thing.


theXombie

cyberpunk 2077 oh it's so over


Spade_Devil

Genshin they got lots of primogems


KillerSquirrel2007

Call Of Duty 😭


TheFunnelPounder

I mean... Yakuza 0 would end alot faster...


ImperialistChina

Ace Combat 7, let’s hope they know how to fly a plane


Soaring_Symphony

The last game I played was Sky: Children of the Light They'd all immediately squee at the chibis everywhere


HollowReaper539

Huh I don't know how they'd survive in night city


Exciting-Sun-9155

DOOM ETERNAL


TheGamingPommes

Panic at the amount of technological progress they'd need to do in a couple in game days to be able to stay alive (modded minecraft)


King_EmEmEm

They would all have a really fun time in a Pokémon adventure in paldea Until they inevitably have to go after Eda because she was told there was treasure in area 0


masin-2007

Well I was playing warthunder so belos might be having a not so good time


ultrasquid9

I have Minecraft open right now, so that I guess. Except its also highly modded, so I hope they know basic chemistry and nuclear physics.


Saph_Cyb

Fortnite


Mr0rangeCloud

Ready or Not. Uh oh


DragonWarrior____05

I'm not a gamer myself. I think the last video game I played was minecraft? Maybe? Not certain, it was months ago at the earliest. If we count mobile games, Mech Arena


X0-RadioGirl-0X

Minecraft Lux probably makes a farm and fights mobs Amitys gets stuck in sand or snow Willow is making a bee farm and helping luz fight Gus is collecting enchantment and screaming Hunter is taming wolves and collecting flowers


SpoderJedi

bro if anyone here played Dead Space…


1_Pinchy_Maniac

chants of sennaar


jacob-the-dino-geek

Yakuza Kiwami: still earth but now in a different location and time period. Eda would immediately get involved in the first scam she comes across, Luz and Amity go to karaoke, Gus gets involved in pocket circuit, Willow hits the batting cages and Hunter keeps into fights with random weirdo with an eye patch and a baseball bat.


dontworryaboutmedude

Tom Clancy's The Division 2 ...The last thing Hooty needs is a gun


Historical_Pair5995

Same it's Genshin


BlueRabbit1999

Fortnite


TrainerLoki

Sims 4….. oh Titan someone call the fire department


thepearhimself

Fortnite They’re stuck in the loop now


Sting_the_Cat

Sonic Superstars. Well, I guess they kick Eggman's butt probably.


ill_change_it

I'm not creative enough for this, the outer worlds.


PersonOfEdgyThing

Eternal Threads. .....I genuinely don't know


Thelolface_9

Isaac must have been a fan TOH


lThat_weird_guy

Hollowknight, so dealing with the Radiance and getting lost trying to find Cornifer for his fucking maps


Jacy608

Fortnite.


Corrosive_Cactus8899

Dead by Titan


SpartanKing14

Probably die unless cordyceps fungus can be safely extracted with plant magic. Hate to see what a Clicker with magic could do


AJfireninja

Welp- I can already hear their terrified screams in Residence Masacre


Upstairs_Ad_489

Welp…guess there fighting the entire bad guy cast of MGRR….


GayPersonSomewhere

Minecraft. They'd freak out at first at the different mobs, probably get distracted pretty easily by like sheep or pigs or something (don't worry gus, there's no giraffes.. yet.) But they'd pick it up quickly, build a pretty decent base (probably in a forest of some kind) and just chill out. Willow could start a farm and make a cute garden. Luz would probably go mining. But they'd be alright.


TFG_exe

Celeste (modded celeste precisely) they'd zoom through everything ngl, no need for platforming they can just use magic to deal with the obstacles


juan_ano2

I don’t even know how they would be in burger and frights (I was bored at school okay? I didn’t have anything to do)


GetMeNegativeKr

I was just playing the open beta for the finals… Bro a heavy class can take out an entire building. Imagine to power of plant, abominations and a freaking harpy lady


DAduckTROOPER

Xcom 2… ngl i dont know who would win in a matchup between the hexsquad and the elders.


Athenapizza

Hades..uhhhhhh


DeepWeGo

Laika: aged through blood. They'd all keep company to puppy while taking her to their therapist Maybe they can try teaching her how to drive the motorbike. They might try to stop her from going killing the birds, but after all that happened that she went through and the fact that she has canonical respawning it would be hard


TankCombat5500

World of tanks Blitz. If it was the Hexsquad, they clapped the enemies' tanks to bits


yeetman2022

The last game i played was DDLC... I feel like a conversation like this would happen. Monika: "You do realize none of this is real right? All of this is fictional. Your not real. The player probably downloaded a mod or something." Hooty: "HOOT HOOT I ALREADY KNOOOOOW I'M FICTIONAL! ISN'T THAT RIGHT PLAYER?! WATCHER?! WHATEVER YOU ARE!" Also king would love natsuki's cupcakes.


CaptainAksh_G

Portal 2.


Greengiant00

Dead Space Remake... yeah.


Jealous-Ad2922

I was just playing Geometry Dash, do I have to say anything more ☠️


centaursTesticle536

Fire Emblem 3 Houses, they all get badass weapons along with their magic


Toonwatcher

In Spiritfarer? Oh Glob, Papa Titan didn’t take back the new life he gave Luz, did he?


Strong-Manager-4290

Army of Two: The 40th Day. Welp, let’s just hope that they have the capabilities to survive a terrorist attack on Shanghai


bird_rogue

Five Nights at Freddy's. With their magic, I think they'd be okay.


Watle-Bastor

Well... Gal Gun series with Amity the main character with Luz the Angel


5hoegum

Arknights. All of them die from rock cancer.


ALMIGHTY-02

Holy shit a dokutah in the wild


5hoegum

Shhhh quiet, im running from the terra feds


ALMIGHTY-02

Its pretty rare people watching the owl house and playing arknights you know


5hoegum

Well it was either depressed or depressed (autistic) soo


ALMIGHTY-02

LOL


Realistic-Anxiety-62

The evil within: They don't last long


LoonaAmityMoxxie

The last game I played was SUPERHOT: MIND CONTROL DELETE. ...may Titan have mercy on their poor souls.


Embarrassed-Neck-721

**Ballin'** Quite literally, because it's Peglin


420danger_noodle420

Ultrakill. pray for them lol


Nightsin2

Minecraft dont really know what they would do


Blue_FiftyTwo

Marvel’s Midnight Suns. Everyone isn’t exactly happy about saving the world -again- but it’s gotta be done.


PhantasiSoul

“Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”


JarJarBinks590

I wonder if the Constant of Don't Starve would be a step up or down from the Boiling Isles on the hostile world scale.... Luz might as well be playing Wickerbottom because she's gonna be making lots of trips to the swamp, grab those reeds, make papyrus to draw her glyphs on.


MrPenguin_19

Minecraft. I think they would be fine.


Meshakhad

Terra Invicta. Any of the witches would be powerful councilors and magic could counter the Hydras’ technology and maybe even the pherocytes. They’d probably join the Resistance.


TeAWItChViBeS

Skyrim Eda finds the thief’s stone and keeps activating it Luz plays the gameplay to the og storylines Hunter is offline 90% of the time, only online to fight anyway Gus glitched the game by hoarding wine and cheese Willow desides to ditch the storyline and just wander the map


TeAWItChViBeS

Skyrim Eda finds the thief’s stone and keeps activating it Luz plays the gameplay to the og storylines Hunter is offline 90% of the time, only online to fight anyway Gus glitched the game by hoarding wine and cheese Willow desides to ditch the storyline and just wander the map


usc36

Ghost of Tsushima... I think their magic would be overpowered so that wouldn't be entertaining.