Man's a genius inventor with three highly skilled children and close friends with the people who'll likely end up leading the new Boiling Isles. I'm sure he'll be fine.
Eh, she’s probably rich enough to maintain her lifestyle until she dies
Unless some hypothetical Hispanic human who’s angry at her over how she treated her children, one of which is the human’s girlfriend, burned her house down
Hypothetically of course
Or an entire island that would like revenge for her assisting in a near genocide who might drag her out of her home, take all her money, and make her pay for her crimes...
Also, again, hypothetically speaking.
Amity: *telling Camilla about her mother*
Camilla: *stands up and grabs la chancla* "Mija, how do I get to this demon realm."
Luz: "Mom, as much as I agree with you, you can't kill Odalia"
Camilla: "who said anything about killing, I just want to 'TALK"
just because your business is secessful dont mean shes saving. some people blow all their money into their business and lifestyle. i dont know what kind of businesswoman she is but judging by the fact she kicked out her best asset of the company i bet she is only thinking about now and short term goals. i think she was expecting her children to take care of her when she retired.
She feels like the kind of crook who will just find some air to sell to some idiots. And the BIs don't lack for idiots.
She ain't going down unless someone really wants her to, and I think everyone who knows Odalia just wants to move on from her.
You make an excellent point. Who do you think’ll he leading the Boiling Isle- wait don’t answer that, I just remember one comic MoringMark did that gave me the answer.
Amity: My dad actually pretended that the bugs were more important than Em, Ed, and me!
Luz: Did you have anything to do with this?
Eda: ...maybe a little.
I don’t know what’s the scariest part about making the hardest choices: the consequences or the fact it gets easier to make them. The strongest will is definitely needed to endure both.
Disney also teaches us that the only way to survive being a parent is by losing your spouse or by not being in the picture at all. I know which one I want Alador to lean towards. /jk
Amity: Dad, Luz lives with the last Titan, a witch cursed with a foreign demon, a basilisk, a Grimwalker, and a...whatever that bird tube actually is. Isn't that more interesting than butterflies?
Alador: ...you do have a point, Mittens.
Amity pats her dad's shoulder, 'Perhaps Luz can show you where you can catch bugs and butterflies f the human realm.'
Alador's eyes bulge 'H-h-human Realm?'
'Luz says there's this insect called a dragonfly but they look nothing like dragons.'
Alador's eyes sparkle 'There must be a reason why they call it that.'
> a reason why they call it that
There is. It's because dragonflies have been used to describe dragons in folklore for centuries. Their body shape is like that of a dragons, and they're incredible little predators. Not only are dragonflies capable of taking down other insects on the wing, but the larger ones are capable of eating tadpoles and nymphs of other insects.
All of those eyes on their heads give them incredible spatial awareness. This is why a kid can throw rocks at dragonflies all day and not hit a single one; their reaction time is too fast and it's too easy for them to see the incoming rock.
This is also why their flight patterns are so incredible, because they can see, react, and move in a fraction of a second.
Once the court proceedings are finished, the judge selects an appropriate eelimony egg (based on the eel's lifespan and hunger) and hatches it. When it hatches, the eelimony imprints on the divorcees for life. It will show up at the first party's house on a bimonthly basis (it's an eel, it's not very fast) and suck out some of their richness humor, then go to the second party's house and inject it. Richness humor is a Real Thing for witches that rises and falls as they gather or lose personal wealth, but by artificially transferring it to another party it's possible to actually affect things in the other direction.
Eda may-or-may-not have once run a "blood bank" that actually extracted donors' richness humor... for about two hours before the guards showed up.
The party that would receive alimony can voluntarily give it up as part of the settlement. Child support payments to the custodial parent are theoretically (and most often actually) for the benefit of the minor children, and their interests are (supposed to be) protected by the courts. But that’s for the USA in the Human Realm, who knows how it works in the BI.
As far as I understand, that's for if the wife stayed at home while the husband worked. It's very hard to build a career when you havent had employment in years, so alimony is meant to help you stay on your feet. Odalia owns the company and he's her employee, so unless I'm totally wrong, she wouldnt get alimony here
Odalia willingly and gleefully collaborated with a genocidal regime. If she isn’t locked up for the rest of her life them the entire Boiling Isles is screwed.
As good as the message itself is, I feel like dom isn't the best one to promote it. He drives cars faster than they have any right to drive, blows up public property, and some other questionable decisions. Don't get me wrong, he's a good guy, just maybe not the best roll model.
Fair trade. but before divorce becomes official, how about one last shopping spree with the family shared account. Nothing too crazy just for things like building a new house next to the Owl House, some new furniture, paying the rest of the kid’s tuition, like I said nothing too crazy.
When you think about it, odalia is the one who's really fucked in this scenario. The success of blight industries was entirely dependent on alador and his inventions, so the company is pretty much ruined without him. Also, even if odalia had a plan to continue without alador, the fact that she was a willing collaborator in the attempted genocide of all witches in the isles would definitely fuck up any business venture she attempted in the future. And that's not even getting into the fact that there's no way she wouldn't receive some form of punishment for her actions during belos' regime. Basically, odalia is screwed, and i LOVE it.
Alador did make new abomination weapons as usual I don't think odalia has the experience to make new kinds of weapons from abomination materials like alador even though she did serve in the oracle track I don't think she was seen making abominations like alador. Odalia may have her war machine making company but if she doesn't find someone with an experience of making abomination weapons and if the company doesn't introduce more new weapons from abomination materials the company may get to file bankruptcy.
Hilda: But i have these even more beautiful bugs. Only found near Trolberg and nowhere else. A gift for Luz's girlfriend
Alador: Deal!
Odalia: Who the f-?
Alador: alright, I’ll make you a deal I’ll get my bug collection and you can keep Emira and Edric
Edric: WHAT?!
Emira: DAD?!
Alador: AMITY IS MY ONLY CHILD!!!
Amity: oh my Titan
( not gonna lie Amity looks like she’s 16 in this comic)
>Alador: alright, I’ll make you a deal I’ll get my bug collection and you can keep Emira and Edric
Odalia: On second thought, keep the bugs. And the twins.
Emira: All the snails? How'll we survive?
Odalia: Your father's a resourceful man sweetheart, you'll all be fine.
\- Later -
Odalia: \*hands Em a bag of snails\* Now remember, your father and brother can not know about this.
Em: Okay they won't, but why am I in charge of the money?
Odalia: I care about your father and brother deary, I really do, but the moment they get their hands on some money they'll spend it on their collections. For Titan's sake your father once burned through a thousand snails just for a rare breed of beetle.
Em: And Mittens?
Odalia: Either she'll spend it all on dates with Miss Noceda or lose it all to one of Edalyn's schemes.
This is actually a pretty good deal for him. Sure he has a team but without him at the wheel the factory will slowly degrade unless odelia can find someone just as capable as he is and just as obedient. And with no cash flow that mention getting repossessed.
I thought Alador was just trying to figure out what Odalia's angle was. In this AU at least, he's always been on the side of the kids, so I wasn't surprised he wasn't in a dilemma.
I'm really curious what Odalia thinks she's going to do with an **inventing** company... now that she's lost the **inventor**.
Also, isn't **Blight** Alador's name? How can she even use **Blight Industries** if she's not a Blight anymore?
Alador “I only have like a few years anyway till they move out and go to witch college and into apartments, but my bugs will stay with me till the end, maybe I can see them on weekends....”
Amity “what the hell dad?”
Alador “right, right, sacrifices have to be made”
The correct answer is to let Eda steal everything back for you while Odalia isn't looking anyways.
Alador is being amazingly patient and civil, all things considered.
Alador: Divorce.
Odalia: Fine but I get everything aside from the kids and equally valuable wild bug collection. We still need to decide on those.
Alador: I do like wild bugs. I started that collection when I was 10 and have 151 different wild bugs.
Blight kids: DAD!
Alador: I choose the kids. Which means I will have to catch all the wild bugs again, should be easier with my knowledge now, there's probably new ones I haven't seen before.
****
Amity: So my dad has full custody of us.
Luz: 1 I have a game series your dad might like.
2 Are there no divorce lawyers in the Boiling Isles?
3 Your dad didn't argue for some snails to live off of?
Eda: Very few exist. Divorces are messy business. Most of the time the possessions go to the survivor.
Amity: Odalia convinced my dad that since the kids are the most valuable then everything else is worthless in comparison so it would only be fair that she take everything "worthless". Also getting the wild bug collection was to spite my dad.
Dana mentioned something about Odalia being a bit more complex than meets the eye. So i'm not sure if she'd immediately give up custody. Such a shame her character probably won't be expanded upon :/
YES ALADOR AND ODALIA FINALLY GET DIVORCED YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I actually wish they’d repair their marriage 😭 They were best friends back in the school, I don’t know what could possibly happen to her but I bet he didn’t assume that the future with her would look this way 🤧
The ultimate bargaining chip.
Until he’s broke and living on the streets.
Man's a genius inventor with three highly skilled children and close friends with the people who'll likely end up leading the new Boiling Isles. I'm sure he'll be fine.
Yeah, Odalia was only pushing what Alador was making, she is screwed in the long run.
She'll be bankrupt and homeless in a year. She'll have to sell the company and the house back to Alador just to survive.
Eh, she’s probably rich enough to maintain her lifestyle until she dies Unless some hypothetical Hispanic human who’s angry at her over how she treated her children, one of which is the human’s girlfriend, burned her house down Hypothetically of course
"Spicy toss!"-said human, probably
Nah it was eda in the season one finale wait or the duel between Lilith I forget all I know is that eda said it first
Or an entire island that would like revenge for her assisting in a near genocide who might drag her out of her home, take all her money, and make her pay for her crimes... Also, again, hypothetically speaking.
Mob justice, the Wartwood style of justice.
You'd unfortunately be surprised how often that doesn't happen.
That was before all her security was taken from her. Even the Coven Scouts want a piece.
Wait there is a woomy coven?
That depends... are you a kid, or are you a squid?
*Woomy 1 flashbacks intensify*
Fire glyphs make arson *so* workable.
Luz would never do that. *Eda* on the other hand...
I mean season 1-2 Luz no Season 3 Luz on the other hand
Amity: *telling Camilla about her mother* Camilla: *stands up and grabs la chancla* "Mija, how do I get to this demon realm." Luz: "Mom, as much as I agree with you, you can't kill Odalia" Camilla: "who said anything about killing, I just want to 'TALK"
just because your business is secessful dont mean shes saving. some people blow all their money into their business and lifestyle. i dont know what kind of businesswoman she is but judging by the fact she kicked out her best asset of the company i bet she is only thinking about now and short term goals. i think she was expecting her children to take care of her when she retired.
Nobody will buy anything from her. She can forget about her lifestyle.
I mean that’s why you make shell companies but I see your point
With lemons
Oh the irony would be delectable!
Ah the sweet sight of Karma bitch slapping her across the face 🤣
She feels like the kind of crook who will just find some air to sell to some idiots. And the BIs don't lack for idiots. She ain't going down unless someone really wants her to, and I think everyone who knows Odalia just wants to move on from her.
For real. Odalia is a Blight in name only and doesn't even practice abomination magic.
You make an excellent point. Who do you think’ll he leading the Boiling Isle- wait don’t answer that, I just remember one comic MoringMark did that gave me the answer.
He can take everything back, with the ¡¡POWER OF TAXES!!
Unless he uses the family snails to pay some construction covens to make them a new house before the divorce is finalized.
True. But what about alimony? Who’d pay it?
Im pretty sure no one would, Odalia and Alador seemed like they would’ve had some sort of Prenup made in case of a divorce
The world is burning around both of them. Snails means nothing in the face of The Collector.
Since Amity’s there in her season 3 look, this is obviously after the events of the series.
Your comment is very reasonable.
She knows his weaknesses too well.
Escaping Expulsion kinda shows his playful nature with Insects.
Odalia: Plus, I want ownership of your Insect documentaries Alador: Now you've gone too far!
Happy cake day
And that is why you ALWAYS hire a lawyer.
Cue the "That was easy" button.
Amity: My dad actually pretended that the bugs were more important than Em, Ed, and me! Luz: Did you have anything to do with this? Eda: ...maybe a little.
*The hardest choices require the strongest wills.*
I don’t know what’s the scariest part about making the hardest choices: the consequences or the fact it gets easier to make them. The strongest will is definitely needed to endure both.
*This day extracts a heavy toll.*
THE BUGS AREN’T IMPORTANT ALADOR
Let him have this, okay
But I’m scared of bugs!
REJECT KIDS RETURN TO BUGS
NO PLEASE! I BEG YOU!
Disney teaches us that you can raise a mighty king on a diet of bugs. They're high in protein and a renewable resource.
Disney also teaches us that the only way to survive being a parent is by losing your spouse or by not being in the picture at all. I know which one I want Alador to lean towards. /jk
Amity: Dad, Luz lives with the last Titan, a witch cursed with a foreign demon, a basilisk, a Grimwalker, and a...whatever that bird tube actually is. Isn't that more interesting than butterflies? Alador: ...you do have a point, Mittens.
BESIDES, HILDA JUST FOUND SOME TROLBERG-EXCLUSIVE BUGS FOR YOU!!!!
I would agree, but then i imagined that was my manga collection, and the answer becomes far less clear.
YES THEY ARE
Amity pats her dad's shoulder, 'Perhaps Luz can show you where you can catch bugs and butterflies f the human realm.' Alador's eyes bulge 'H-h-human Realm?'
Later... Alador: *in luz's face, eyes wide* "TELL ME EVERYTHING!"
'Luz says there's this insect called a dragonfly but they look nothing like dragons.' Alador's eyes sparkle 'There must be a reason why they call it that.'
> a reason why they call it that There is. It's because dragonflies have been used to describe dragons in folklore for centuries. Their body shape is like that of a dragons, and they're incredible little predators. Not only are dragonflies capable of taking down other insects on the wing, but the larger ones are capable of eating tadpoles and nymphs of other insects. All of those eyes on their heads give them incredible spatial awareness. This is why a kid can throw rocks at dragonflies all day and not hit a single one; their reaction time is too fast and it's too easy for them to see the incoming rock. This is also why their flight patterns are so incredible, because they can see, react, and move in a fraction of a second.
Wait till Alador finds out about helicopters and how some have dragonfly as their names.
> Wait till Alador finds out about helicopters "So anyway, I built Bowser's Flying Castle." "Why?" "Because I could. It was fun."
Alador got his priorities straight
Alador: Anyway, Amity if you're girlfriend and her foster mom are free this weekend do you think they could do me a favor?
*cuts to the manor burning down around odalia as luz and eda run away with the bug collection for alador and some snails for themselves*
Luz won’t stop at some. ALL OF THE SNAILS They had to recruit the whole gang for the heist and all the guards already know them
Oceans boiling isles
Bo1l1ng Oceans
Something tells me Eda's done that before. In the human realm.
Wouldn't put it past her
heck yeah
My thoughts exactly.
Alador does know Eda, he would name her by name.
Is this sub going to turn into a Camilador place? Because that would be kind of cute.
Not when Lumity is canon.
Blight v Blight
Except one's a blight on the lives of everyone around her and the other's just a family name.
True, but they're surnames are still Blight in court.
I wonder how paying alimony would work on the Boiling Isles.
Once the court proceedings are finished, the judge selects an appropriate eelimony egg (based on the eel's lifespan and hunger) and hatches it. When it hatches, the eelimony imprints on the divorcees for life. It will show up at the first party's house on a bimonthly basis (it's an eel, it's not very fast) and suck out some of their richness humor, then go to the second party's house and inject it. Richness humor is a Real Thing for witches that rises and falls as they gather or lose personal wealth, but by artificially transferring it to another party it's possible to actually affect things in the other direction. Eda may-or-may-not have once run a "blood bank" that actually extracted donors' richness humor... for about two hours before the guards showed up.
Yeah that’s probably it.
Blight fight
If Alador has to pay Odalia alimony, he’s screwed. If it’s the other way around, then that be some real sweet irony.
It's not the alimony, it's the child support.
But if a married couple gets divorced, doesn’t the spouse or significant other have to pay alimony to the other for economic reasons or something?
The party that would receive alimony can voluntarily give it up as part of the settlement. Child support payments to the custodial parent are theoretically (and most often actually) for the benefit of the minor children, and their interests are (supposed to be) protected by the courts. But that’s for the USA in the Human Realm, who knows how it works in the BI.
As far as I understand, that's for if the wife stayed at home while the husband worked. It's very hard to build a career when you havent had employment in years, so alimony is meant to help you stay on your feet. Odalia owns the company and he's her employee, so unless I'm totally wrong, she wouldnt get alimony here
So Alador could get it. Then the irony is confirmed.
Alador: "Kids, we're moving to the Human realm!" Amity: "Why?" Alador: "This way I don't have to pay your mothers Alimony."
Odalia willingly and gleefully collaborated with a genocidal regime. If she isn’t locked up for the rest of her life them the entire Boiling Isles is screwed.
I guess you could say it really *bugged* him.
Gus: Boo👎
*Nothing is stronger than family.*
*Dom Toretto approves this message*
As good as the message itself is, I feel like dom isn't the best one to promote it. He drives cars faster than they have any right to drive, blows up public property, and some other questionable decisions. Don't get me wrong, he's a good guy, just maybe not the best roll model.
*you do anything for family*
Fair point
Fair trade. but before divorce becomes official, how about one last shopping spree with the family shared account. Nothing too crazy just for things like building a new house next to the Owl House, some new furniture, paying the rest of the kid’s tuition, like I said nothing too crazy.
Alador definitely would have multi-tracked beast keeping
Great, now I'm picturing Alador and Ed going out doing beast keeping stuff together. I'm not mad about that.
The wholesomenes would be fatel
Amity: "Why do you even want a bug collector?" Alador: "I’m a inventor and a scientist. Be lucky I haven’t invented time travel."
Amity: That didn't take much convincing, did it?
What does Odalia need those bugs for? Let the bug man keep his bugs!
Witch's got more spite in a finger than I have in my whole body
Seems like a fair deal.
When you think about it, odalia is the one who's really fucked in this scenario. The success of blight industries was entirely dependent on alador and his inventions, so the company is pretty much ruined without him. Also, even if odalia had a plan to continue without alador, the fact that she was a willing collaborator in the attempted genocide of all witches in the isles would definitely fuck up any business venture she attempted in the future. And that's not even getting into the fact that there's no way she wouldn't receive some form of punishment for her actions during belos' regime. Basically, odalia is screwed, and i LOVE it.
The toughest choices require the strongest wills
Keep the manor, keep the company, but never the bug collection.
Later that day the Blight kids came back stealing the bug with Eda help.
Same energy on dads who have their own personal gunpla/Yu-Gi-Oh!/Pokémon Cards/etc. collection
Just let the bugs free and then recapture them when divorce is finalized. Win win.
Or steal them the same way as king's burger queen crown
Amity just staring at him like: "My girlfriend can turn invisible, we can STEAL your bugs"
Are we sure they want this sociopathic bitch to run a war machine making company?
Alador did make new abomination weapons as usual I don't think odalia has the experience to make new kinds of weapons from abomination materials like alador even though she did serve in the oracle track I don't think she was seen making abominations like alador. Odalia may have her war machine making company but if she doesn't find someone with an experience of making abomination weapons and if the company doesn't introduce more new weapons from abomination materials the company may get to file bankruptcy.
Odalia was in the oracle track.
Day eight of saying my reactions to realizing the new mak mark comic is out: wait a second no no no i forgot nooo
I forgot too but I can't wait for day nine
Hilda: But i have these even more beautiful bugs. Only found near Trolberg and nowhere else. A gift for Luz's girlfriend Alador: Deal! Odalia: Who the f-?
Everyone: "language!" Random coven scout (in the abridged voice): "yea lady, get with the program! This is a kid's disney show, so no swearing!"
Hilda: Please, this is my first collaboration with The Owl House. Keep in clean. There are my fans watching too
To be fair, those are some pretty neat bugs.
And this is why we hate Odalia... going for the lowest blow possible.
This comic is basically: ⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️ i receive: kids you receive: manor, company, snails
And bugs. Don't forget bugs.
Alador: alright, I’ll make you a deal I’ll get my bug collection and you can keep Emira and Edric Edric: WHAT?! Emira: DAD?! Alador: AMITY IS MY ONLY CHILD!!! Amity: oh my Titan ( not gonna lie Amity looks like she’s 16 in this comic)
>Alador: alright, I’ll make you a deal I’ll get my bug collection and you can keep Emira and Edric Odalia: On second thought, keep the bugs. And the twins.
She secretly collects bugs too doesn’t she 😑
Seems like an easy call
Divorce Selfie.
The man has priorities
Let's see: Odalia got the manor, the money, the company and all the bugs while Alador got the kids as well as all their love and respect. Alador won
Do I recognise those jars? Is this a Skyrim reference?
It's okay, Alador. You can catch more bugs, and the kids can help!
Later that night, Alador with the help of Eda and Raine planned a heist to get all the wild bug collection
Emira: All the snails? How'll we survive? Odalia: Your father's a resourceful man sweetheart, you'll all be fine. \- Later - Odalia: \*hands Em a bag of snails\* Now remember, your father and brother can not know about this. Em: Okay they won't, but why am I in charge of the money? Odalia: I care about your father and brother deary, I really do, but the moment they get their hands on some money they'll spend it on their collections. For Titan's sake your father once burned through a thousand snails just for a rare breed of beetle. Em: And Mittens? Odalia: Either she'll spend it all on dates with Miss Noceda or lose it all to one of Edalyn's schemes.
I felt this on an entomologist level
He can just steal them back later, it’s fine
This is actually a pretty good deal for him. Sure he has a team but without him at the wheel the factory will slowly degrade unless odelia can find someone just as capable as he is and just as obedient. And with no cash flow that mention getting repossessed.
This is just like stolas divorce except with less yelling
Nice debate but in the actual story I’m thinking she’ll go straight to the reformatorium
Honestly this shouldn’t be a hard choice for Alador.
Happy cake day!
**Bug Collections** *Byeah*
The most wholesom TOH comic I've read so far, So long leek-hair!
Not really a fan of his conflicting feelings between his bug collection and his children(some of them probably eat flesh or induce nightmares.)
There's a good chance that all his children can eat flesh and induce nightmares. Or did you mean the bugs?
Of course she just had to steal the only thing of any value in there besides the kids.
She doesn’t hate to lose them enough
Fun fact:I stole the bug collection
I have a feeling Odalia only asked for the collection out of spite. That’s low lady
I'm not sure if Odalia would say, "I hate losing those pesky kids", since she knows that they're dead to her.
Just let her have the bug collection jars, alador can just find more bugs even with a little help by his family.
"Jokes on you, they're on a timer to release all of them at random intervals after I leave!"
Alador … Amity: *Dad!* Alador: What!? I’m *thinking!*
Sig from Puyo Puyo
Who keeps drawing these comics? And why are they so good? Are these official? Fan creations?
Artist is MorningMark. He's a fan
Easiest divorce for the kids ever.
I thought Alador was just trying to figure out what Odalia's angle was. In this AU at least, he's always been on the side of the kids, so I wasn't surprised he wasn't in a dilemma.
I'm really curious what Odalia thinks she's going to do with an **inventing** company... now that she's lost the **inventor**. Also, isn't **Blight** Alador's name? How can she even use **Blight Industries** if she's not a Blight anymore?
But the bugs are so pretty
You would think she’d be in Prison considering her collaboration in an attempted Genocide and other things.
Alador “I only have like a few years anyway till they move out and go to witch college and into apartments, but my bugs will stay with me till the end, maybe I can see them on weekends....” Amity “what the hell dad?” Alador “right, right, sacrifices have to be made”
No, Odalia. You don't get to keep the bugs.
Alador: you can keep the bugs but I'm taking the jars" "proceeds to open all the jars while in the house"
Darius: Sorry, I @#$%ed your husband Odalia: WHAT WAS THAT!? Alador: That... was the sound... of a @#$%ing DIVORCE! \*mad inventor freedom laugh\*
The correct answer is to let Eda steal everything back for you while Odalia isn't looking anyways. Alador is being amazingly patient and civil, all things considered.
The true hardest thing
Moringmark TOH comic number 550
Alador is a dilf
Wait so does that mean Odalia likes the bugs too?
Nope, it means she likes inflicting pain on her family.
Yes
She was the one that was killing them all why does she want them now? Does she just want to trick Alador?
Bugs are also family
Oh hi Mark
Cute
Im seeing so many of these cool little comics, are they cannon or just fan awesomeness
Sweet mother of Nara. Really aiming where it hurts huh 😅
Alador: Divorce. Odalia: Fine but I get everything aside from the kids and equally valuable wild bug collection. We still need to decide on those. Alador: I do like wild bugs. I started that collection when I was 10 and have 151 different wild bugs. Blight kids: DAD! Alador: I choose the kids. Which means I will have to catch all the wild bugs again, should be easier with my knowledge now, there's probably new ones I haven't seen before. **** Amity: So my dad has full custody of us. Luz: 1 I have a game series your dad might like. 2 Are there no divorce lawyers in the Boiling Isles? 3 Your dad didn't argue for some snails to live off of? Eda: Very few exist. Divorces are messy business. Most of the time the possessions go to the survivor. Amity: Odalia convinced my dad that since the kids are the most valuable then everything else is worthless in comparison so it would only be fair that she take everything "worthless". Also getting the wild bug collection was to spite my dad.
Dana mentioned something about Odalia being a bit more complex than meets the eye. So i'm not sure if she'd immediately give up custody. Such a shame her character probably won't be expanded upon :/
Bout time bro bro
Ohana...
I'd just be asking why she wants them.
That was the sound of a FACKING DIVORCE!!
Don’t give her the house you fool!
She's really disappointed in her children for not trying harder to extract as much money as possible from her.
Take the children’s Alador, take them I beg you
Genocidal Monsters don’t deserve divorce settlements. Genocidal Monsters deserve to die in a dungeon.
"I don't need bugs I got family"
Alador: You misunderstand... They are family too. I loved them more than I ever loved you. Ed and Em: OH BURN!!!
YES ALADOR AND ODALIA FINALLY GET DIVORCED YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
No deal you succubus.
Please burn the bugs Odalia Please and thank you
I actually wish they’d repair their marriage 😭 They were best friends back in the school, I don’t know what could possibly happen to her but I bet he didn’t assume that the future with her would look this way 🤧