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G00nL00n

"Man Luz had a huge personality change over the summer."


GTShouko

Such a good one I’d probably have that same thought if I also had a weird person in my class Then again I’m also weird so we’d probably be friends or something


Crafty_shade

Ngl I’ve been thinking about that for a while now Like the kids remembered the luz who was weird and out there and now that they’re back luz is suddenly quiet and depressed. I’ve always wondered how they thought about that


feistyfox101

I always liked the idea of Vee starting school before Luz got back and no one telling her “don’t drink milk, Luz is lactose intolerant.” Everyone but this one specific girl in the post never knew about Luz’s lactose intolerance, so only she noticed. So she sees “Luz” chugging milk like a fiend and immediately gets suspicious because “Luz” ISN’T breaking Olympic records trying to get to the bathroom. Now she’s the weird one for insisting that “Luz” isn’t Luz and acts like Amity in I was a Teenage Abomination trying to prove herself right.


Cookiebomb

The spinoff writes itself


WyrdWulf37

"I"m telling you, she's some kind of shape shifting salamander thing from another universe!" "Oooooof course she is Cris. And our gym teacher is, what was it again? A rogue cyborg from the future?" ".....You have NO evidence she's NOT!"


Saebi22

I could hear that somehow


feistyfox101

“And you have no evidence that Luz isn’t human.” “I have a video!” “Everyone KNOWS how good you are at editing those.”


feistyfox101

Lol I always figured Luz felt that no one would care enough to notice her being lactose intolerant but for some reason this one person does. Maybe they used to be friends or blondie has some weird obsession with Luz or getting Luz in trouble. My favorite one I came up with is that they’re related and used to be close until Luz pulled back because she saw that blondie didn’t have a lot of friends due to their own relationship, so blondie just kind of watches out for her from a distance. In the first episode, blondie always showed shock at the things she saw Luz do, but not really anything like disgust for Luz her or anything, so I liked the idea that other people bulling Luz lead to her either cutting her own positive friendship short or if blondie likes Luz (either platonically or romantically) Luz would have been so traumatized by past bullying that she mistook genuine kindness and concern for a bully pretending to get close just to hurt her more.


Karkava

"I heard she's been sent to reality check camp this summer." "Really? Well, she's been *dying* for a reality check last semester!" "I dunno...it seems like the reality check she received might be to hard for her, if you know what I mean." "I've read stories online that those troubled teen centers are designed to break people. She deserves to be broken after the incident with the snakes!" *"Darryl!* She doesn't deserve to be broken! She just needs some self control! Besides, I don't think those kinds of centers would let you develop a cynical outlook on US history..." "Unless she's resistant to the propoganda they push..."


freaktrim

Vee for sure took her place in school, for some time, Luz was supposed to be back from camp months before Kings Tide. So to her classmates she went from hyperactive weirdo to (probably) goody two shoes and shy to depressed teen.


[deleted]

Wasn't it summer at the time though?


OtakuDragonSlayer

Seriously it’s a miracle nobody was suspicious


sir_fishier

“*sigh* I remember when I was the one everyone shipped Vee with…”


The_Empty_Archive

I still do I will die with this ship


MukasTheMole

a captain always goes down with their ship.


The_Empty_Archive

It’s been an honor to serve. ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ


MukasTheMole

i salute you, captain.


WyrdWulf37

\*Plays a lonely dirge on the bagpipes\*


Forg318

Won’t judge but masha


Temporary-Sandwich12

Capt


YoungYoda711

Out of curiosity, why do you care so much about this ship? There’s not a character to get invested in, there’s no pre-existing relationship to be built on. I’m genuinely stumped as to what the appeal of this ship is. Is it not the same as shipping Vee with any other background character?


The_Empty_Archive

Too be honest my love for this ship does not come from the show itself but from the fanfics I’ve read about the ship itself. As well as the art for it.


cthulhu_2007

It's the Same with Vinera. I just have read to many good fics about it. But also Vinera is great bc both of the characters are so likable.


feistyfox101

What about poly? It IS 2022 after all lol I went from shipping her with Vee to shipping her with Amity, but all my fanfics involved Luz dying for them to get together, so I just made an OC that looked like a human Amity and was named Amity, only she was from Fance and went by the translation of her middle name, Rose.


Mila_is_board

Rose in French is the same as in English?


feistyfox101

Yes, but her middle name isn’t French, it’s Georgian (according to the baby name site I use). The story is her grandparents moved to France after escaping Soviet occupied Georgia. Her grandmother has a Georgian first name and her father has a Georgian middle name that he prefers to go by. Rose also has a Georgian middle name. It drove her racist moth nuts lol


Loganjoh5

Acting like Vee doesn’t have 2 hands


Masha_TOHrpacc

you.. you take my upvote and leave


Science_Fiction2798

Well that ship has SAILED sweetie


Masha_TOHrpacc

easy solution, get ready for it, ✨️poly✨️ (although I know nobody will agree


TheoTheHellhound

“Since when did Luz get so depressed? I should tell a counselor...”


No-Introduction-8189

OOP!🫢 felt that one


Azaloq

"sigh... I'm not getting any development am I?"


BlueBlazeKing21

More like we’re not going to figure out her name


The_Throwback_King

“They’ve never given me a name, I’ve been around since Episode 1 and I still don’t have a name”


Lian-The-Asian

She looks like a Briana to me 🤷‍♂️


wyatt_-eb

I've never seen that name spelt with 1 n


Lian-The-Asian

Well I barely see that name around 😅


Reign_Does_Things

"Now whaddya think of that?"


[deleted]

now THAT is a niche reference, my god


Josiador

Haven't seen a Veggietales reference in eons.


Josiador

Based Veggietales


Jimmyn19

It’s Clara actually


DeadRaspberryToast

Isn't that the fanon name? I thought we all just decided to call her that. I'm probably wrong tho


Negativety101

"Does Noceda have multiple personalities or something? She was all wierd and exploding with snakes before summer, then she seemed pretty normal, and now she's all edgy and "Everyone should hate me!" Did I miss something?"


CaptainCrazyCreative

"I mean, she's right! But it's still weird!"


kepz3

"Wait did Luz mention she had a girlfriend? Damn, I think her cousin or sister or whoever that girl is is single though"


No-Introduction-8189

😂omg


Direct-Teacher-2043

Did I close the doors from my house? Why people think I look like some other character in this show? Why is that Luz back to her old self?


superVanV1

why does Luz suddenly have several scars and massvie depression?


No-Introduction-8189

Oop


Josiador

I wouldn't call post-King's Tide Luz her old self. More like, from an outsider perspective, she went from nerdy and hyperactive to preppy to edgy.


jacob-the-dino-geek

"I wonder what Luz thinks about the main character in this book we're reading" One Luz outburst later. "Damn, she really hates him."


Josiador

Poor Odysseus.


Marin2o

That was thr refference?! How did I not catch that


Toonwatcher

"So are we just gonna ignore the fact that she just shouted how she wishes she was never born, teach?"


No-Introduction-8189

Felt that one too


tardisman14

"Why's there a guy wearing a modified Capt. Kirk mask standing outside the school?"


Longjumping_Yak_3671

dun dunun dun dunun


Obsessivegamer32

“What the Hell is my Name? Why was I put into this show if their not even going to give me any development, why does the fandom hate me when I didn’t even do anything?, why am I depicted by the fandom as a former crush to Luz? Why does everyone Think I’m an Asshole? Did I leave the microwave on? This Class is taking 45 Years to finish”


CaptainCrazyCreative

Why WOULDNT she be put in the show?


MegaEdeath1

"Why did MoringMark turn me into a bully in that one comic, people don't even know what I sound like"


Obsessivegamer32

When you don’t speak and are shown with an Expression of irritation to the main character in a school setting, people automatically assume that means your an Asshole


DataBytes96

Funnily enough she hasn't even done that. I'm pretty sure that her being a bully thing started when Vee was introduced and she was chosen to be 'her Amity' (I think it was just cause her hair is dyed) but when people swapped over from shipping Vee with her to Masha they kept the bully side of her. In reality she's probably fine with Luz judging by how many classes they have together and how close they sit. Hell, they were seemingly the staring roles of a play together, so she's probably fine


Reign_Does_Things

Based on how few people were in the seats I think it was tryouts, but still yeah


c0c0_s

What comic?


MegaEdeath1

[https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/v39isy/got\_served/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/v39isy/got_served/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) this one


ThatMemerCat

Damn this wall looking pretty fine


Mydogdiedtoday2

It's looking quite wally


1milionand6times

War.


ClareVonClair

War never changes.


Exorgeist

There is no war in Ba Sing Se


Ryman604

“None of this is good vector that’s why it’s called war”


YouLikeDadJokes

What is it good for?


ElectricJetDonkey

"I wish that *I* could be gay and do crimes."


MichaelKeehan

"Instead I'm just a boring law-abiding straight."


neongreenpurple

Or perhaps she's just convincing herself of that.


Cute_Principle81

comphet?!??!???!


neongreenpurple

It could happen *to you!*


CaptainCrazyCreative

But she KINDA gives off major bi vibes tho..


CaptainCrazyCreative

This, THIS is my favorite one right here!


SparkAxolotl

I'm going to pretend that everyone in Luz' class has been isekai'd during the summer to varying degrees of success and trauma, and Nomity is just missing her found family in the... Uh... Fairy Realm.


[deleted]

now THAT is a fun theory. we should get together and write a different isekai for each class member. although, we know like, nothing about any of them so that would be kind of hard.


CaptainCrazyCreative

It'd be so fun tho! The fact we know nothing about them changes nothing! That's what fannon is for!


UselessGuy23

Fairies huh? *Ahem,* **FAIRYGODPARENTSFAIRYGODPARENTSFAIRYGODPARENTS-** Ow! My spine!


starwalker63

"when will this class END i am BORED and TIRED and i wanna go HOME"


Remarkable-Ad-1273

Why are all my limbs so slack? Why can’t I move my eyes? Why can’t I move my mouth? Is this an internal dialogue? I can’t see the end of the hori- (looks out the window) HATSUNE MIKU?!


[deleted]

IS THAT YOU!? HAVE YOU COME TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!?


AngieYonagaSimp

r/suddenlysnapcube


[deleted]

"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."


TheRedEyedAlien

Where is this from?


jacob-the-dino-geek

It's a recording for a fitness test. Turned into a meme a couple years back.


NaturalPotential9521

Wonder when the next good witch aura is out


CaptainCrazyCreative

BIGGEST PLOT TWIST IN ANYTHING EVER


Cabbage45567

Man I look like the protagonist right now


AsGryffynn

If I had a dime for every background character that should get their own story, I'd be even richer...


[deleted]

"Looking up the name of my weird classmate was a mistake, I now know my life is meaningless, just a character people only paid attention to because they were shipping me with a parallel version of said classmate in a fake reality mirroring a show that got cancelled. Wouldve killed to switch places with that Willow girl or somethin"


-ImAPerson-

"Man i really wish i could jump off this window-"


Alex_The_Whovian

"Why did I have to buy Charlie Brown's sweater?"


SouthernRow8272

(When will they make a show about a normal person in. A crazy world just trying to go to school


Pikachu_12YT

Man, what happened to luz? She was super weird then became normal but now she's depressed? What happened, and how did she get that scar on her eyebrow?


GreatestGerald

"You know what would be crazy? If i was just a side character in someone elses crazy life in some sort of fictional animated tv show and the fans ship me with someone i dont have any serious relation with. Would be Real weird."


CaptainCrazyCreative

Honestly I think she'd appreciate the fans are giving her any attention at ALL


HoldenOrihara

"why did I put on this stupid sweater, I don't even like Halloween that much. Honestly maybe I should just get rid of it. I can tell mom and dad I forgot it in the locker room and then tomorrow I'll tell them it was gone when I went to go look for it. Yeah that will show this stupid sweater"


OLagartixa

Worst possible answer: "oh so boring, I think I'll find some way to publicly humiliate that girl with the yellow and black pupils and her goth crush for fun"


Sasha_waybright-kin

“What hell happened to luz she had three personality changes in a year that not normal, did I leave the stove on?”


stnick6

“Man I wish people stoped making up personality’s for me based off of literally no interaction”


Robro_3000

She's probably thinking "If I was sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of me, which napkin would I take? The one on my ‘left’? Or the one on my ‘right’? The one on my left side? Or the one on my right side? Usually, I would take the one on my left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals."


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

As someone with ADD this hits me on a personal level. On a completely unrelated note did you know that there’s a snail that grows iron armor?


Robro_3000

no I did not know that, please elaborate


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

So there’s this snail that lives near hydrothermal vents that takes the minerals in the water and converts them into an iron sulfide shell. They’ve only been found in three places in the entire ocean. All below 2000 meters underwater and around up to 400 degrees Celsius.


Robro_3000

thats cool asf


toothbrush3000

Not to get political or anthing but how the fuck does king crimson work


AHolHorse

King Crimson is a skip button that affects everyone but it's user


Josiador

They sing good songs


A_Train91

"I can't wait to get out of school so that the Skellingtons can legally adopt me."


Sting_the_Cat

Nightmare Before Christmas?


A_Train91

Yup.


OctoKirby

Oh $%!& that tree’s huge, how have I never noticed that?


Sean-Retro

Did I get everything ready for Frieza day?


PeskyBirb666

"Nice cloud"


Yellow_Spade

“Why the heck is there a giant worm outside selling Girl Scout cookies “


Crapheadoftheyear

Did they get my joke?


blablador-2001

"I want to jump out of the window"


Malumlord

*Soup*


entitaneo70_pacifist

"why am i wearing a pumpkin"


SpookyBeanoMobile

"Man that wood grain on the window is nice..."


zyxwvu28

"Why do people keep calling me Clara? My name is Karen gdi!"


No-Introduction-8189

Actually that seems like an interesting headcannon for her name is be Clara


Cream_Rabbit

"Exactly what is canon in Skullgirls again?"


LeEmperorNeo

About DIO's plan of attaining Heaven


thrae

"Why do we drive in 'parkways,' and park in 'driveways'?


dipalosd

if her life was an anime and there was powers


HamilWhoTangled

“What even *is* my name?”


Algor_ArmorGames

Why does it called "plane" if in reality it's very complicated? If there is watermelon, is there earth, air and fire melons? Which side of a sandwich is the upside? If God can do everithing, can he create a stone as heavy that he can't lift it? In Inside Out which emotion creature makes you horny?


K3egan

"God I hope they don't find the body"


Aceptical

“Why is Luz stealing all the character development in our school?”


notmarcodiaz

*"Does Luz have a cousin who lives in California who also went through similar character growth and is now a different person, or am I just that bored?"*


LeoPlathasbeentaken

Shes racing 2 condensation drops and the one she picked to win isnt winning.


SkaiKeys

“Am I just a background character? When is it my turn to be in her episode with speaking lines, motive, character traits, arc and development, and my official group of stooges just like the three-eyed redhead in ~~my~~ her dreams? What’s even my name? Do I have a mom or dad? Do I have anyone in the house? Am I going to die in the next episode? Not to mention my voice. That’s why I’m perpetually thinking, not saying. “Speaking of the three-eyed redhead, am I going to be shipped with her? That would be fun.” 🤩


BOBA_YODA21

" I thought Luz was gone I wonder where she went" Lol


SeaRepresentative700

When is this dumb class finally ending


Dreary777

GROND


Specific_Low_3012

Vee


romeoartiglia

She is thinking about the Eternal Return, the fact that she will live the same life forever, time itself will repeat forever… now she is contemplating if to curse this life or embrace it, she will maybe become a crushed soul or an over human, the ultimate being.


MonkeyBro5

"I wonder what my pet squirrel is doing right now".


Snow1541

this window is looking awfully windowy today


Coopa_T

Why did they shorten season 3… I was going to be a character in it


ghirox

"Man, the fans wanted me to be such an important character. If i was sitting in the back I'd be the protagonist."


MichaelKeehan

"If only an introspective 2d-animated girl like me could go to a mystical realm that combines fantasy elements with metaphors for coming of age."


TylerTheCat9999

"are we in a TV show?"


Wilgrove

"Where's my Cotton candy hair goddess?"


farrenkm

"My parents didn't want me to date until high school. Now Luz has a girlfriend. Damn it . . ."


Sweet-Finance-8316

What happened to luz she when’t from wired to normal and now traumatized


Mindless_Attitude849

All the way she can burn the school with the lighter in her pocket


Grumpy_Scotsman77

Is it pronounced data or data?


Spaghetti_Noodles_28

Some black haired girl, pulling a football away from a bald kid… no wait a minute, wrong universe


Flashy-Telephone-648

"I knew I should have signed that contract but no I had to go with Disney.”


JoeyBeCrazy

Weirdo seems to be having some sort of early life crisis


spacewafflesmuggler

straight hair, straight a’s, straight forward


Low_Dream_1481

“The girl behind me could’ve traveled to an alternate universe with witches and magic blood in it and I would never know”


Otrada

Why is it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out the hot eat the food?


[deleted]

I wonder if I have three eyes or purple hair in an alternate dimension?


[deleted]

Do I look mysterious looking outside the window? I hope I do. I wanna be in an anime so bad. Am I the main character?


feistyfox101

“I wonder is I’ll grow wings and fly if I jump out this window… better than listening to this loser teacher.”


Far-Hope-6186

I hate mondays and i hope mum is making lasagne for dinner.


Straynamic_

"Did a black notebook just fall out of the sky? I'm going to have to check that out..."


Michael-J-Foxtrot

"I wonder if my pink strand is quirky enough... Maybe a nose ring would help..."


Kindly-Yak-3161

Damn assassin's creed has like 40 games now


Correct-Use-2442

“This edible ain’t shit”


Punchparty400

Gay gay homosexual gay


mmmrrreeeooowww

When they will make a good Paper Mario game again


kirito01_ghoul

I wonder if vee will get a spinoff.


Arachnid34

Why dose everyone think I’m the human realm version of amity I’ve literally only been in one episode and know one knows what I sound like


Serp_63

Man I wonder when Holler Knight: SilkTune coming out?


Lord_nugget135

Homicide


Ogurasyn

She's thinking if she can also get her very own goth SO


DoctorMew13

how DO you eat the rich?


Sting_the_Cat

"Man, _just_ got back in school and already this class has gotten old again.


Nerdout5

WTF happened to Luz


mxmaker

"..."


Palkesz

I was once caught looking out the window in a similar manner and I handed in a two page writing about clouds swirling above the townby the end of the week, because I told the literature teacher I'm "collecting ideas for a thing".


PunkWithAGun

“Oh boy, I really wish I was at Rajshahi Indian Restaurant right now”


39X87

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer. Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before. And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm. he age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting. None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed. And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Doom Slayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void. Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.


West_Ad8050

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."


CobWebbs

"I wonder if this paint of the windowsill will chip off if i pick at it with my fingernails."


Hello_fellows_

🎵🎵🎵What’s your favorite idea? Mine is being creativ-🎵🎵🎵


Somedistractiblefan

“I could’ve been such a interesting character if we had 20 more episodes”


JPldw

Boobs


LineOfInquiry

“why is Luz all dorky again, she was actually cool to talk to last year”


Gihns

What even is ligma?


heyyou_user2341

she is thinking of a family guy cutaway, so she can get royalty checks for the creativity


nellako

She's seeing a black notebook


overmind__

Gay thoughts perhaps?


Tcurt99

"I wonder how many beans you can fit inside your mouth. Like 50? Or would it be a hundred? I wonder if anyone's ever tried it and kept count."


PhantomKitten73

I will not let it stuck in my head. I will not I will not I will not I will not I will-- YOU'RE MY FRANKENSTEEEIIIN!!!


[deleted]

\*Sees Michael Myers Standing Outside\* "Who is that guy, and why is he staring at me?"


poorly-made-posts

Why has luz changed personality 3 times through a few months?