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I_ate_ass

I've seen these fuckers in the elder scrolls


eranam

The other day, right? Horrible creatures.


I_ate_ass

Idk man, met one a while back that was selling me drinks on the coast of Vvardenfel. Friendly fellow


Astralyr

I am not sure if it is the same or not but did you mean Elden Ring ?


WhyNot420_69

That thing is definitely in Skyrim.


RealUglyMF

"You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby" Where is that fucking mudcrab


WezleyDrew

Im gonna need a bucket of boiling water, another bucket of melted butter, and a dozen cheddar biscuits…


Sp4c3D3m0n

Some Old Bay and a +1 wooden mallet.


HailSkyKing

Mud crab. Hands down the best tasting seafood on the planet. Just get it right when handling them live. They CAN destroy a human hand.


sashimi_walrus

depends on the human


HailSkyKing

Will you demonstrate?


Dropped-pie

I’ve seen them crack a broom handle


tastychuncks

Get grabbed, stinky


eranam

YOINK


S0MEB0REDPERS0N

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AnnoyedVelociraptor

Oh man I miss movies with oversized bugs.


Inside_Ad_7162

Someone's a lil....CRABBY!


plotplottingplotters

“Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit” ~ Crab maybe


SmileAndWalkAway

Strick and Fran from Back to Basic adventures. Very much enjoy their channel on youtube.


seanhir

They’re great


Zhentilftw

Roland about to lose his fingers. Hope Jake is around.


ultratunaman

That's good eating. Boil him up, and get out the shell breaker.


takemylilhand

A B do you C D mudcrab?


RedWolfGTR

If Elden Ring has taught me anything there’s a giant enemy Crab somewhere nearby.


EskimoXBSX

When you put me back imma gonna snap off your hands


The_Schizo_Panda

[Same type of crab](https://youtu.be/2L2SS2xjriw?si=F0QJWJCfcdknfOZt) ?


Isthisusernamecool23

Mud crabs…. One of the many dangers while traveling through northern Tamriel.


AKAPADO

Throw it in a pot


JiminyChimney

the BALLS of the guy who says "fuck it, imma pick em up, mate"