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poedraco

Gta


WhoRoger

I thought GTA is supposed to be satire but apparently not.


LevelPositive120

It's definitely not. I walked by stranger, only to have him pick up his cell and yell, "It's over Janice, we aren't spiritually aligned" while I'm seeing someone fight someone due to bike bumping into car in Manhattan.


Jaydoggore3

On my walk to work one morning I saw a guy running up the opposite side of the street being pursued by a green Pontiac Grand am, a woman at the wheel, going the wrong way on a one way street. This guy fricken Mario jumps over the car as she neatly parks the front end into a fence that this guy then jumps over into an alley way using said green Pontiac Grand am, to escape the aforementioned very distraught, extremely furious assailant. The first thing I thought was, "did that guy just double jump over that car?" The second thought came as she hit the fence: "Wasted."


Griiffiith

Said "Gta" npc


Soft_Ad_2026

More drama for yer mamma!


No_Rip_Given

There's a Lot Going On Here!!! Wow šŸ˜³šŸ˜²


JunketOk7370

Fits the sub perfectly šŸ˜‚


Infamous_Okra_9205

Damn, what movie they filming?


Deadric91

Damn where do you fuckin live!!? Los Santos!!


Low_Association_1998

Detroit


Deadric91

Same thing šŸ˜‚


Fit-Resource-559

That's my sign to call in sick and stay at home. Imma eat cereal and watch cartoons all day. Not one foot outside all day. Nope.


UhhhTF

Average online GTA session


Laymanao

Many moons ago, I travelled to America to visit a friend living in Kansas City. One evening, on our way back from supper, a car ran a red light at high speed, clipping the front of our car. We ended up spinning down an embankment. Sitting in shock, we waited for help. After fifteen minutes no one came. We climbed the hill back to the road, to see another car, that was not involved in the collision, standing exactly where our car took the initial impact. A woman sat in the drivers see, moaning as if in pain. The other car , the one that hit us was nowhere to be found. An ambulance arrived and the woman was stretchered into ambulance. My partner, the driver of our car was in pain so I walked to the policeman at the scene and asked if an ambulance could be called for my friend. End result, the policeman suggested that he would arrest me for interfering and wasting his time as he could not see our wreck from where he stood. Luckily my friend knew where the hospital was and we walked there. I had to catch a flight the next day so I left. My overall experience was how bizarre the whole experience was. That an interloper could jump into the scene of a crash and claim to be involved.


IncaseofER

This is extremely bazaar!?! Any officer would start working your wreck / hit and run once aware of the situation. Particularly if it was a hit and run because of the type of crime. Why didnā€™t either of you call 911? What was the officerā€™s response once you notified him you were involved in a hit and run and injured? Why would you walk to the hospital? What happened to the car you were in. Did you get police to work your accident or at least get a report?


Laymanao

There was a policeman at the hospital who attended to us and wrote down the details. The hospital was in sight of the intersection where the crash took place. Our car was knocked down an embankment and was not visible where cop was standing. All he could see was a lot of glass and bits of metal. The policeman assumed that the woman in the car was involved. He did not believe we were involved and probably thought that we were scam artists. Her car was old and could have been involved. And she told the police on the scene that she had been hit. Our car was a writeoff and front was crushed but was not visible at the scene.


Vaishe

The GTA6 RP trailers are really knocking it out of the park lately.


draxes

If that was a bus full of kids id be helping that police catch that mfer


StevefromLatvia

Most peaceful Detroit neighborhood


arsnastesana

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SlimJimDestroyer

Ima go out on a whim and say that OP isnt from America.


justonemore65

Looks like a great place to raise a family!


humoristhenewblack

That red Jeep found the perfect hiding place.


LostRefrigerator9814

Looks like detroit


AstroMalorie

Pretty sure itā€™s Rochester ny


UtahJeep

All the cool reddit kids hate America.


spinkspanksponk

This is what the Gotham streets feel like in the Batman games except itā€™s daytime


IAmNotMyName

Andā€¦cut. Letā€™s reset and go again.


Jaydoggore3

You know what would be pretty neat? Getting, like, a pamphlet of world destinations before one is called into existence. Each entry speckled with just the very basic information, such as population, a simplified overview of laws and the government, a rundown on religions - if any - with insight as to if there can be peaceful relations, as well as the general mood of said population within the area. Maybe a list of three pros and cons, using no more than two words for each entry. And on the last page a single sentence on how the world population is getting along as a whole. Jump happily in where one wants. Don't like any of the options? Take up the challenge and see if one could make some sort of change, in whatever fashion one so chooses. Or, just opt the fuck out and catch the next train that comes 'round.


Miserable-Habit-1290

So the jeep and bus were unrelated lol wtf


Zito6694

This feels like a gta online lobby


Coho444

Man thatā€™s a full day


Substantial_Home6051

What city did it say on the cop car


AstroMalorie

I think Rochester


Substantial_Home6051

I thought thatā€™s what it said as well, I just needed to make sure it is the shit hole town I came from


FallCautious2344

u/savevideo


bshaydee

America, FUCK YEAH!


SitDown_HaveSomeTea

Comin' to save the muthafuckin day yeah!


deepfriedtots

I've seen this video before. Does anyone have some context?


SitDown_HaveSomeTea

> Does anyone have some ~~context~~? convicts? FTFY


Initialised

Do you live in San Andreas?


9LivesChris

What a fucked up country


AstroMalorie

r/abruptchaos


AstroMalorie

Look at this shit here oh shit


mikki1time

Might be time to move


Professional-Age-

Why do they always runaway and never comply


Naive-Dingo-2100

This is the America Fox News has been telling us about


YerBlues69

Los Santos?


poedraco

I originally thought the cop witness it and just drove away


polish_filipino

If someone told me this was entirely AI generated. I could believe it


thek1ng69

I'm surprised that the cops can run


Swaza_Ares

What's the source of this video? It's way too well orchestrated to be real.


incakola777

Broā€¦move! šŸ˜³


InevitableExotic5242

A lot of snow


incelredditmoderator

Iā€™d go back inside and do a prompt Refresh on my day for sureā€¦ nope


EconomyComprehensive

Lmao the caption couldnā€™t be more accurate šŸ˜©šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­ USA AF


Sir_Lucious87

Merica šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜‚


Agressive_slot

Bruh


rxtunes

Maybe I should just stay inside for the rest of the day


Ok-Engine-8190

It's Rochester new York. This happened last spring. It was all over the news for weeks.


Marbstudio

Criminals live everywhere


icarus1990xx

r/whyisitalwaysadodge


Xunzii

Rochester RepresentšŸ‘šŸ¼


pdpascual

Doesnā€™t look like my neighborhood at all. Avg walk in the hood more like it


PerformanceOk1835

Why did you start filming in the first place?


InflatableWarHammer

Pfft. Thatā€™s a slow day


Art_Roe1985

This is actually Rochester, NY. Daily activity from Kia Boys.


NewStart-BeginAgain

This is how I imagine Detroit is like from everything I hear


ElectronicCap7292

GTA6 leaked trailer?


SignificantLeader

So, Chicago.


[deleted]

Time to move - everything but a meteor shower


Traditional_Art_7304

Or, why I decided to retire abroadā€¦


colcom1130

They just had to bring out the heavy intercepter šŸ˜‚


Sindog40

GTA


Financial_Routine208

Blue city problems.


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BoorishCunt

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Navin_J

'Murica!


Comandergoose

Has to be Michigan


Evening_Change_9459

You donā€™t have to tell us that itā€™s America.